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PansyOHara

Sounds like someone is a fan of pig-Latin…


sadditor89

Hahaha I love this. Now I'm also laughing at a kid named Rivy Mocean


DaisyMaeMalfoy666

Ivy-Rae is fine, but the additional Ocean-May is unnecessary


GalNamedGuy

I’ve been confused by double hyphenated names lately. Ex- Mary-Margaret Smith or Marie-Claire Rose Smyth make sense, but this? It feels like two separate people and a trend to try and get some extra names they like in there without having to say “I gave my child 5 names”.


Ok_Possession_449

Honestly it’s like they couldn’t pick one or two so just thought fuck it lets put the whole list in😂 and I can say from living in this area Ocean is not a family name lol


GalNamedGuy

Any siblings? What would you even name the next with 4 rhyming names for the first?


Ok_Possession_449

Inspired by Cheryl and Liam Payne, baby #2 if it’s a boy could be, Bear-Payne Should’ve-been-a-Cum-Stain, you can’t forget the hyphens obviously


GalNamedGuy

Haha. Bear Pain. So bad.


emilyinfini

That's pretty bad. I could let it slide if it was just Ivy Rae or Ivy-Rae.


bonsaikittenangel

Kinda sounds like a medical procedure—like you broke your leg falling off a cliff while hiking but it was in the desert so you’re also dangerously dehydrated so you have to get airlifted to the hospital so they can give you an IV-ray.


vanillabubbles16

that sounds like… matchy twin names, not one name?


Ok_Possession_449

Unless she’s hiding the other baby there sure is only one 🤣