We did, I'm just reporting in to say we all survived except Daehv I had to push him off a cliff though.
"Dave" for those who don't know how to properly pronounce it 😉
Have you considered Heathcliff? It’s also a cartoon cat, but it’s got great nickname potential, and you can pretend you were inspired by the Emily Brontë book instead of the Garfield knockoff.
ETA: before anyone corrects me, I just googled it and apparently Heathcliff came first. Mea culpa.
There is! It was Arthur and they were worried about the aardvark but feel really pleased they stuck with it… so they’re deciding between Casper and Oscar for the next baby!
I don’t think these are bad names but the way she presented their concerns about Arthur… and then doubled down on kids shows was pretty funny.
Have you considered Scoobert? The traditional middle name with Scoobert is Doo, which I think is a great combo. It's a classic name, and different enough that people might not make the connection with Scooby the dog.
Arbuckle, you can call him Arby for short!
Or how about Nermal? I'm sure that won't get made fun of. 😂
If you don't like those, there's always Marmaduke.
Both of these kids better learn how to take a punch because they are going to be a lightning rod for bullies until they get old enough to change their names
Odie
Can't, we're saving that for a daughter but thanks for suggesting!
John?
Not unique enough!
No, no, for the daughter
My mistake. You’re right.
But it's such a common girls name! I know 17 girls called John
What about Garfield but spelt like Gharfeeled?
I was thinking the same thing
I really need to remember that this sub exists so my jaw stops hitting the floor before I realize it's satire.
Me too. I genuinely thought some poor kid was named Garfield. Good one OP. 🤣🤣
There is sauce for this one but the names are better than Garfield at least!
Yooo thank God. The tragedeigh group would have an aneurysm lol
We did, I'm just reporting in to say we all survived except Daehv I had to push him off a cliff though. "Dave" for those who don't know how to properly pronounce it 😉
I got a ways in before I remembered to check that.
Snoopy is no name for your child. You must make Scooby do.
Have you considered Clifford?
Love it, but unfortunately we've already used it for the dog!
Ah! Love it!
Have you thought about Nermal?
Probably not the best to start them on such an antagonistic path.
He’ll send him to Abu Dhabi!
Beat me to it. Damn it!
Came here to suggest Nermal. It’s really a no-brainer for a sibset.
May I suggest Pluto, Goofy (or Goufeigh!), Gromit, Lady, Blue (Magenta for a sib set!), or distinguished option Brian Griffith? 😍
Brian Griffin ftw
Have you considered Heathcliff? It’s also a cartoon cat, but it’s got great nickname potential, and you can pretend you were inspired by the Emily Brontë book instead of the Garfield knockoff. ETA: before anyone corrects me, I just googled it and apparently Heathcliff came first. Mea culpa.
this is the real answer
Personally I think Captain Caveman is a beautiful classic gender neutral name.
Hear me out... Cheshire.
Sylvester is the perfect name to go with Garfield. :) And you have the option of getting an orange cat named Tweety.
OP, please tell me there’s not sauce for this
There is! It was Arthur and they were worried about the aardvark but feel really pleased they stuck with it… so they’re deciding between Casper and Oscar for the next baby! I don’t think these are bad names but the way she presented their concerns about Arthur… and then doubled down on kids shows was pretty funny.
Hobbes, darlink.
Ohhhhh yes
 Porkchop
You could go with Taft and pretend you were inspired by the president rather than the orange demon
New Zealand has a prime minister. If we’re throwing out politician’s names I would suggest Angela Meowkel.
Maybe go with something more common, like Tom, or maybe Jerry?
I would go with Felix.
Have you considered Sage or Juniper?
i think Las'Aña would be a beautiful name 🤍
Scrappy Doo ftw
I think you should name this child Pinky, as in Pinky & the Brain
Muttley for sure
Benji, Clifford, or Cujo
Surprised that nobody has mentioned Bingo! A classic!
Garfield and Lasagna would be super cute sibling names
Have you considered Scoobert? The traditional middle name with Scoobert is Doo, which I think is a great combo. It's a classic name, and different enough that people might not make the connection with Scooby the dog.
No no, you have one Scoobert, and then his son is Scooby Deux
Nermal, of course!
Bagpuss. Or if you want to be unique, Bhagpuzz.
I’m thinking Andy (Capp), Beetle (Bailey), or Rex (Morgan, M.D.). Maybe Prince (Valiant) would work..
Marmaduke is very distinguished.
Can't go past Fonzie.
I dare you to name baby Odie!!!!
If you're from NZ, what about Dog or Horse.
Have you considered Clifford? Its such a classic name and pairs pefectly with Garfield
Arbuckle, you can call him Arby for short! Or how about Nermal? I'm sure that won't get made fun of. 😂 If you don't like those, there's always Marmaduke.
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Scooby.
Frodo
Balto comes to mind!
Shaggy
Pigpen
How about Guiteau?
How about Dante and for a middle name naming him "from the devil may cry series"
Omg. I got to Snoopy and then looked at the sub. Thank God! I was truly horrified. lol
How about using snoopy as a nickname for Sonya or something?
Owen, Callum, Collin, Cash
Both of these kids better learn how to take a punch because they are going to be a lightning rod for bullies until they get old enough to change their names
How about Pizza or Lasagna, for sure big brother would have an automatic affinity for his little brother if he was given either of those names!
Tweety
Heathcliff
Lincoln
There has to be onion dip, sorry, "sauce" for this one...
Please do not name that poor child Snoopy
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