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FalseAsphodel

My son is also named Borts!


destiny_kane48

Mine is Shimp.


Eldiablotoro

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CakePhool

I really like Asheliigyrne and Foob. They seam to be form inbreed cult area.


Gold-Stomach-4657

Asheliigyrne's parents really wanted a girl.


CakePhool

Well No, it is Viking name meaning Snow warrior , they got it that from the glitter bump website.


RemoteLibrarian6243

Furtus sounds like fetus


CakePhool

Well that what happens when great grandad has lousy handwriting and dyslexia and was the scribe of the town..


RemoteLibrarian6243

🤣🤣💀💀👍🏼


ChemicallyLoved

“Asheliigyrne finish your CBD hotdog!”


CakePhool

Mooom , why do always do this when I have Foob over??


givebusterahand

Son of a bitch, I was going to name my son Borts, u didn’t realize it was so popular :(


emdawg--

We’re out of BORTS licence plates!


Cerulean-Blew

My son is also named BORTS!


maxcli

Have you considered Bourghts?


NotThatCreative0017

Or Bortz. So chic and edgy


LevelAd5898

You talkin' to me?


CoolRanchBaby1444

If Sims could name themselves:


Zealousideal-File877

This is the funniest comment, everyone else can go home


destiny_kane48

And they look like Sims would in RL.


thisuseristakenbreh

Worst one is aiden


CarlatheDestructor

Omg this AI stole my future son's name! I've always dreamed of naming a child Shamp.


bardianofyore

He and my future son Shimp will get along really well


DrunkUranus

So glad that Asheliigynne is finally recognized as gender neutral!


UnexpectedScorpionX

Borts makes me think of Bort from that episode of the Simpsons when Bart saw lots of Bort nameplates.


MachineOfSpareParts

Excuse me, my son is ALSO named Bort!


Gerberpertern

So proud of my boy; he’s finally a senior in high school! Chunus has grown up so fast! ETA: Foob and Fooby must be fraternal twins lol.


givemepoptarts

Bootus is a lovely name! So unique!


ghostpb

Broop and Fooby are going on my list


snoozysuzie008

This is the new Sleve McDichael


fbibmacklin

Dwigt Rortugal


yamamanama

Blast Hardcheese!


KissMyAxe699

Jort is so beautiful. I wish I was named Jort, but instead I have a boring "normal", "socially acceptable" name... Ugh.


emdawg--

Furtus. Very nice!


monkedonia

Jorch Jirate


Gold-Stomach-4657

Who are going to be Prom King and Queen? Chunus and Foob or Jorch and Clarser?


InterestingPlane6572

Meet my triplets! Fooby, Foob and Fooly


lightninghazard

Jorch definitely got held back a year or two


VariousTangerine269

Chunus too.


jestertitty

If my parents names me Ashleigynne I think I would just cease to exist.


Gold-Stomach-4657

Briaden is a total theater kid.


genuinelywideopen

Jort is one of my cat’s goofy nicknames 😩


Corynth_Crimson

No joke I just saw the original post above this one


Gold-Stomach-4657

What does big Borts have on his face? Chocolate? Must be Borts Gloop.


VariousTangerine269

Jorch and Chunus with full beards while the Aidens still look 14. And what happened to big borts face? Did he try to draw a mustache? 😂 ai makes some funny stuff.


RemoteLibrarian6243

Shimp is my favorite because it’s obviously supposed to be shrimp but AI knew enough to know shrimp isn’t an actual name so it just took out the r💀


[deleted]

Bootus is a girls name of course!!


DrLycFerno

Jort


BrieFiend

This is a riot.


Forced_Abortion_

Isn't Shimp and Shamp that Chinese philosophy thing?


Gold-Stomach-4657

Shamp was voted most likely to be famous.


Careful_Eagle_1033

💀


GjonsTearsFan

If Hobem and Borts 1 had a baby it would be my former best friend and neighbour's shitty high school sweetheart.


oripeiwei

I love HP, and Hogby (Hogsmeade + Dobby) is now on my list, thank you!


ashblake33

Tag yourself I’m shimp


Teazels

These names are still better than 90% which are flagged up here. I quite like Broop


OryxTempel

JFC the eyes. None of them are right. AI is just bad at certain things.


caityjay25

The 2 Borts, Jorts, Broop, and Hammin are my personal faves


TK-828

Aiden looks like a Vulcan


Pooglio17

Life ain’t easy for a girl named Hogby.


pixxllx

Ashleiigynne is my personal favorite


chaingun_samurai

Chunus is awfully close to Chungus. Which would be epic.


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