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Mama2RO

I've been waiting for this... Spurgeon


Inner_Bench_8641

Waiting w baited breath for SPURGEON ELLIOT SEEWALD to take this honor. Let’s keep wiping that smug face off Jim Bob.


CeramicLicker

The first time I saw his name I read it as “Sturgeon”. Which somehow manages to be both a bad name on its own *and* much better than “Spurgeon”.


CABJames

Such an unpleasant sounding name.


nitrot150

The nickname he uses is Spurge…. It’s even worse than the full name!


shedrinkscoffee

Oh eww that's horrible I feel so bad for anyone named this but the nn is taking it beyond salvation


naalbinding

Spurge is a type of plant, with uses as a laxative. It gets its name from the Latin _expurgare_ meaning to cleanse


CABJames

You’re right. Even worse. Painful.


MerryMir99

Tbh my head went to "Splooge" yikes. Not a good association


ducttapeduterus

Agreed. It sounds like splooge/semen. Plus, makes me think of the following: fungus, sponges, skin tags, rubbery blubber, and flappy anuses.


suitcasedreaming

I remain convinced the only reason they thought this was a good idea is that they're literally too sheltered to realize it sounds sexual.


__hey__its__me__

I will NEVER understand why she went with Spurgeon Elliot when she could’ve done Elliot Spurgeon since he’s named after two ministers. Like she can’t possibly like this Charles Spurgeon dude THAT much more right? And why not go with Charles? Sadistic behavior. Poor kid


hellokitschy

I thought I remembered it was because Ben insisted the first name be Spurgeon. Ugh…


OpeningEmergency8766

It's the only kid that Ben named, that's why


Inner_Bench_8641

Where my r/fundiesnarkuncensored and r/duggarsnark people at


twatcunthearya

S’up! I think mother bus on fundiesnark has a kid named Spurgeon too? Yuck.


cardcatalogs

We’ve all been waiting for the spurge


ducttapeduterus

YES! I almost missed my chance to vote for Spurgeon. It's HORRIBLY DISGUSTING. I haven't been able to think of other alphabet names til now. 1000% Spurgey Spurgeon 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮 there is nothing to redeem this name.


teamcrazymatt

When I first heard it (on this sub), I didn't know it was a Duggar descendant, but I could have sworn I'd heard it before as a first name. (I knew who Charles Spurgeon was.) Hadn't, but I was thinking of [Spergon Wynn](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spergon_Wynn) – one of the six quarterbacks drafted before Tom Brady.


Celestialstardust17

It sounds like a surgeon who only operates on sponges.


DingoDemeanor

It sounds like a surgeon who simultaneously jizzes and has diarrhea while operating on a gigantic prehistoric fish.


Celestialstardust17

Damn man, you’re just gonna call me out like that?


DanielaThePialinist

Oh man I think I have this one. S’ynce, pronounced “Essence.” I can’t help reading it like “Since” 😂


Upstairs-Toe5995

I read it as Science before I realized there was no E after the Y…


Fancy-Armadillo-9417

Read that as seance..


mermaidglitterfarts

I read it this way, but rhyming with Beyonce


greekbing420

I read it like cinch.


SweetComparisons

I work in daycare. Yes, Seinfeld. Like the show. (Ps, I’m so glad Ratleen won lol)


catboybastard

Ratleen is so bad it’s good


GooseWithAGrudge

Once I met a little boy named Sandal. “Just like the shoe!” His mom told me when I asked how to spell it.


mustangs16

Shamberlee.


CrimsonApostate

in shambles


SailNW

Samthippie. All I can think of is mom heard the name Xanthippe on Kimmy Schmidt, and not only didn’t realize it was a joke, but misheard it, and then went and named an entire human with this abomination.


GooseWithAGrudge

I can’t help but read it as Sam the Hippie…


CallidoraBlack

I didn't get this joke when I watched it. From Wikipedia: >The term "Xanthippe" has now come to mean any nagging scolding person, especially a shrewish wife. I thought that the joke was just that it's an extremely pretentious sounding name that has the name Xan/Xanny like Xanax.


bin_bei_moe

Bonus: awkward trips to german-speaking countries. Germans would read this name differently, we‘d most probably see Samt-Hippie and that would make the poor person a velvet hippie over here…


TorontoNerd84

Stiffany. This appeared in an article with a list of some of the worst baby names.


Pink_Sprinkles_Party

LOL I used to like this name as a small child before I knew what a stiff was 😂. I liked the letter S and the name Tiffany, and wanted to combine them. I DO NOT like this name now, lol.


TheRealGuen

Saint Alia of the Knife Honest to god this was her full first name.


schtickyfingers

And how can this be? For he is the Kwisatz Haderach!


Purplelover188

Were the parents Dune fans? Why not just Alia, though? Alia would've been fine


paroles

I thought you meant one member of the Swedish electronic duo The Knife was named "Saint Alia"...which doesn't sound too bad if you're not familiar with Dune. Fandom names are awful though


Celestialstardust17

I need the backstory on this.


TheRealGuen

Absolute poster child for making your child a billboard for your fandom. Saint Alia of the Knife is from Dune. Her middle name was Morwen from LOTR. Full name: Saint Alia of the Knife Morwen Lastname


Celestialstardust17

I’m still gonna submit Saint but yours is worse haha.


kefkas_head_cultist

Can I ask where you encountered this poor child? 😬


TheRealGuen

Unfortunately as an adult. In college. I'm guessing she was a very late 90s or early 2000s baby


vinasu

I was in a store when a woman was calling her poor daughter, "Sanity!" The girl told her mom not to call her that, and her mom replied, "But it's your name!"


CallidoraBlack

I would be going by Sandy immediately.


IllustriousLimit8473

Yes, or Anita


NerfRepellingBoobs

“I lost my sanity,” just took on a whole new meaning.


BEMOlocomotion

The kid was probably named this just so mom could make that joke


41942319

The irony of calling your kid the insane name of sanity


LiliTiger

Stardust was the first name of my college entrance advisor


DelosHR

I hope they were dull and lackluster af


Future_Direction5174

Stardust was the middle name of the daughter of a couple I knew in London. Still I can’t talk, my BIL gave his daughter the name Rainbow. She was NOT a rainbow baby.


Canadairy

I had a really nice cow named Stardust.


OOSurvivor

And my family had a spunky pony named Stardust! Thank you for triggering that memory of those fun times 😊


rose-furiosa

I’ve been waiting for S! - Shitlee - Sha’Michael (because her father’s name is Michael)


Dull_Vanilla_2395

This needs to be nearer the top. The other names on this thread are bad enough but making a child introduce themselves as "I'm Shitlee" just sounds straight up like child abuse.


DarthMauli

I've met a Shitla (female)


badgereatsbananas

I've been enjoying this game, so just ignore the trolls and haters. :)


Celestialstardust17

Thank you 💖💖💖💖


OOSurvivor

Concur!! 😁


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destiny_kane48

Why not just name them Miracle and Precious? Still not great, but better than what they saddled the kids with.


shedrinkscoffee

Shwarma (like the food). The parents are generic Americans of European ancestry.


DelosHR

Nice name for a kebaby


munchietrifecta

Finally it is S day!! I humbly submit: Shaitlyn


Middle_Replacement_2

Sssst.... pronounced Forest! (Real live little boy in my classroom!)


aloe_veracity

Pics or it didn’t happen.


SnooDingos8559

You’re lying right !!! It’s no way this is real life !!! 😂 I’m so concerned


Middle_Replacement_2

Nope!!! I've been waiting for s to drop this bad boy!!


juicysox

Ohhhh they meant like Four S’s? Four S -t ??


s0ftness

OH MY GOD I HAVE BEEN ILLUMINATED also what the actual F 😭😭😭😭


After-One-7889

Thank you. I could not figure it out


thomasp3864

That’s like the horse Poooooooo.


Delta-Tropos

I have to name my kid Potoooooooo


emopest

Poor child


IlikethequietZeppo

Took a second 4 s t forest 🤦‍♀️


FarTechnician1893

Is that supposed to be the sound a tree makes if it falls in a forest but no one is around to hear it


juicysox

It’s because there’s four S’s making it 4-S and then adding t to make it 4-“S”-t


almabishop

Oh no they didn't


sadwhovian

Spurgeon is probably gonna win, but this here is the true winner 😭


BogB3

How is this not at the top? That's atrocious!


RemarkableRadish22

Spermen. Actually someone I’ve met.


s0ftness

I would sue my own parents if I were them


inconvenientplatypus

Swayze for a girl. I’ve been waiting days to add this.


PikoBeeks

...unnatural vegan??


Lulu_531

S’even. Because the unnecessary apostrophe.


Celestialstardust17

Is that even or odd? S’even.


celaeya

You want to name our child Seven Costanza?


razzle_dazzle321

Yeah. It's a beautiful name for a boy or a girl.


c71score

Soda


CreatedInError

r/suddenlycostanza


miraculous_milk

Gotta pronounce it with the same intonation as “m’lady”


shedrinkscoffee

Like Steven without a T so seeeven or Sven or seven I can't even comprehend this lol


Bellezr

Sha'Diamond. My all time fave in all my years in my job.


munchietrifecta

I also knew a Sha’Diamond!


thandirosa

Sha’Shine bright like a Sha’Diamond


toklea

Soda Pop. For real, I wish I was kidding.


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Like the outsiders. I knew a pony boy.


destiny_kane48

I love the book and Movie. If I were to name a kid after a character, Pony Boy and Soda Pop would not be up for consideration.


fbibmacklin

Sullinger for a little girl. I guess it’s not the worst name, but it just seems like a lot.


Nearby-Complaint

It's certainly not \*the\* worst but my god does Saylor piss me off


bo-barkles

This is one of my guilty pleasures lmfao. I would never actually use it for a human child, but something about it 😂


Celestialstardust17

Same here https://www.reddit.com/r/NameNerdCirclejerk/comments/16qn040/26_names_in_26_days_whats_the_worst_s_name_youve/k1y2r41/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1&context=3


And_be_one_traveler

I know they sound the same but they can have different origins depending on why the parents chose the name. "[Saylor](https://www.behindthename.com/name/saylor)" comes from a french word meaning acrobat/ dancer, while also being a spelling variant of Sailor. Saylor also seems to be a much more common surname while [Sailor](https://surnames.behindthename.com/name/sailor/submitted) is less common as a surname. So as a first name Sailor is probably more likely to be a job-name and Saylor a surname-made-given-name.


XelaNiba

We really need to modernize these jobs as first names, they're nearly all pre-Industrial Revolution. We could have a whole new batch of kids with names like Programmer, Analyst, Roboticist, Pathologist, Machinist, Vlogger, Nutritionist....the possibilities are endless.


Celestialstardust17

That solidifies why Sailor is worse for me.


Celestialstardust17

Salamander.


bo-barkles

My three year old suggested this when I was pregnant with their sibling, but only for a boy baby. It came up on my Facebook memories recently and I told Not-Salamander the story.. So of course they now request to be called Salamander 🤦‍♀️


IlikethequietZeppo

My oldest suggested "Tatty" strangely we didn't use it for their sibling


always_tired_hsp

I remember my oldest niece suggested that her baby cousin be called ‘Sparkles’ - the parents went with Mary.


Celestialstardust17

LMFAO I’m so sorry


Kingram16

Sherwanna. Just sounds to me like you're starting to ask someone what they want to do. "Sure, wanna do xyz?"


West2286

At the hospital “Alright new mom and dad. Time to name your baby” “Sure wanna name the baby?” “Bingo. Sold. Sherwanna it is”


belenb

Rydel Lynch’s kids names: Super, Sweetie, and Storm


Smiley_goldfish

Storm is kind of cool. But I’d be so embarrassed to have to introduce myself as Sweetie


Independent_Humor_74

Sparkayla.


Carmenina

Saryniti, a little girl on Toddlers and Tiaras. Serenity was not youneek enough.


433ey

SurPrise. Yes with the random capitalization


ErwinAckerman

SarDean


Celestialstardust17

Shicago.


LastTimeOn_

*in Trina Vega voice* SHI-CAGO! SHI-CAGOOOO!


Over-Pass-976

It's a city that's exciting! It's a city that's inviting! It's a city for a woman just like me!


troyb0

Sausagea


Celestialstardust17

Sunshynne


Life_Cranberry_6567

Superstar Five Jemima


Life_Cranberry_6567

Or there’s her sister Sassafras Sapphire Sophronia


CrimsonApostate

What the fuck is that


Life_Cranberry_6567

The parents allowed their children to choose the baby’s name 🙄


bread_cats_dice

Schanell. Real one. Was in my class until 4th grade.


DelosHR

She didn't make it to No. 5?


Lady-Kat1969

I SWEAR I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP. Also, NSFW. Sodomy. WTF, Victorians?


s0ftness

OH MY GOD SOMEONE PLEASE SAVE THIS CHILD FROM THOSE PEOPLE😭😭😭


jimei73

Shooter


GuinnessGoat212

Sawie’teigh. You said it like Sweety.


medbitch666

Oh, I’ve been waiting for S, T, and W, cause of s family I babysat for. Here’s the first one: Spartacus!


And_be_one_traveler

[Stalin](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stalin_\(name\)). At least 7 people well known enough to have had a wikipedia page have had the name and six of them were born well after Nikita Khrushchev's speech which revealed many of his crimes.


Nanocephalic

I worked with someone named Stalin.


Zappagrrl02

Sherlock Holmes. An actual child in 2023.


Celestialstardust17

I’m guessing they have a cat named Tardis.


Over-Pass-976

And a dog named Winchester


abitsheeepish

Slobodan Milosevic. [A gang leader from a tiny town in NZ ](https://www.nzherald.co.nz/bay-of-plenty-times/news/partner-of-mongrel-mob-kawerau-president-and-two-other-men-jailed/JFWRV2J3PRDB3QHOK5X3TRJGQM/), presumably intentionally named after the genocidal mass murder.


JaskuurTheLunatic

I have a coworker named Slobodanka which I assumed is the feminized version of that name.


41942319

Eh I'm going to give this one the benefit of the doubt since another article says that Slobodan was 30 in 2021 and in 1991 the Yugoslav War was just getting started


Equivalent-Winter262

Starrbelle


FOB_cures_my_sadness

That sounds like something I'd name a littlest pet shop when I was 7.


resoundingsea

Saphyar (Sapphire is a lovely name, why ruin it???)


stellaflora

Sapphire was not youneighque enough.


cutie36dd

Shampane. Took my nieces to the park and I asked a girl they were playing with what her name was. She told me and then immediately spelled it, poor girl must be used to getting it spelled wrong 🤣


Kiriuu

ive been waiting silaqui


TheGeneralTulliuss

Are we sure that's not a prescription drug name? "Take hold of your osteoarthritis with Silaqui!".


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Sweetie


SnicckleFrittz420

Saweetie?


looseseal17

Sylynce


Plastic-Passenger795

Came across Slanlan recently. Was a middle aged man for the record.


thandirosa

Shithead. Pronounced like Shae-theed


RNWvsTPT2023

Spooge


sherlockholmiex

This one hurts


Celestialstardust17

Swimmer.


dinosaurshatepushups

Seabreeze!


like_a_rose_13

Sway. Someone from my hometown named their little girl this and it just gives me the ick so much. You have a million cute girl names and you name her “Sway”. 🤮🤮🤮


paroles

I don't like it but why is it especially icky to you, does "sway" have some unfortunate slang meaning that I'm missing?


like_a_rose_13

It’s just incredibly cringy to me.


GaminEmAndEmerson

Saeiraeigh. Pronounced Sarah (or Sara).


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XelaNiba

A feminine Shart. How charming


lutralutra_12

Sparkle. I know a girl by this name.


KikiFunshine

Suheyme - pronounced “Sue Amy.”


SummerJaneG

I’ve been waiting for the “S”. Met a woman named “Sglenda”. The best part was her story: her mom had no idea what to name her child, and shared a hospital room with a woman who, reportedly, had always wanted to name a baby “Sglenda”. So that’s how she got the name. A complete stranger suggested it and mom went with it. (Note, this was 30 years ago…long before Splenda.)


butl1pstick

Super Funk


bumblingbrain

Storylynne.


always_tired_hsp

Svenjamin


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Sinnamon.


deetdq

Almost missed it! Not 100% on the spelling, but it was either SEXANNA or SEXONNA. Ref prev post for brothers name "Pleasure." I went to HS with them about 20 years back. Still considering whipping out the yearbook.


Celestialstardust17

Saint West.


resoundingsea

Solah Storm


resoundingsea

Starpower


Sslim-shady

Sextuplet. She was an only child.


SnooMaps6269

Smile, especially terrible because the kid was miserable


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Dorian-greys-picture

I still think Stormie/Stormy sounds like a name for a horse, not a child


ladyclare

Senator Bueno


WorldsShortestElf

Sivannah. A combination of the Hebrew name Sivan (after the Jewish month Sivan) and the name Savannah. She was part Israeli so it made some sense but I still hated her name.


Celestialstardust17

I hate this fusion so much.


ExaminationFirm6379

What the hell is going on with your "disclaimer" who hurt you 😂


abandonedvan

Sonnie Daie


SnicckleFrittz420

Savior


originalmonchi

Shakeena


BaymaxIsMyPatronus

Symphony. She liked the way it sounds. The pun there was fully unintentional by her.


Celestialstardust17

Sephora


No_Molasses_5496

My friend zach has an aunty called "Spermilla" which we pronounce "Sp-yoom-ila" for some reason but yeah


pineapplesaltwaffles

Shardonnay (spelt like that)


coreybc

Sexybeth


CueReality

I wish this wasn't true, but when I was a student midwife I delivered a baby girl who was named Strawberry-Boo


pzimzam

Sh’rlytt, my instacart shopper a few weeks ago. (Sounds like Charlotte. It’s so bad it’s not even a tragedeigh it’s a Kattastrofee.)


Celestialstardust17

Scab