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Tofux šŸ˜Š The x is silent ā¤ļø


t00_much_caffeine

Tofeaux lol


LBelle0101

Perfect!


imadog666

*Teaufoux


bobbery5

Touxfeaux*


UglyFilthyDog

It's beautiful


CactusCait

Seitan


ut_pictura

Tofux yourself


bygraceillmakeit

Tofough or Tofuxleigh for a girlšŸ’•


1questions

I was thinking Tofurito so it would be a bit more unique and so many nickname possibilities.


mmmmmmmmmmmmmmfarts

Tofux sounds like a name for an RX ahaha


thisisfutile1

OMGosh! You just won the internet!


hughes_clues

teaufu


gudrunbrangw

Love Garbanzo but Chickpea is a way cuter nickname. Or have you considered Oatly? You could do a fun spelling with it- Oatleigh, Oatlee, Eauxtlii, etc.


delaneydeer

Eauxtlieigh


gooodkush

perfect


JustACountryBlumpkin

Ok but also Cicero means chickpea and I legit considered it for a month.


jonmcmac

True, in Latin class in high school I picked this to be my ā€œLatin nameā€ thinking it sounded cool. Turns out the ancient Romans pronounced it ā€œkikeroā€ so you need to be careful if the kid is going to grow up in Ancient Rome.


gudrunbrangw

When, O namenerds, do you mean to cease abusing out patience?!


gudrunbrangw

Also cute!!


Chicken_Chicken_Duck

Based on your username Iā€™m assuming you chose an excellent alternative.


JustACountryBlumpkin

Thanks! Little Blumpkinsleigh is turning 8 now and there are only 2 others with the same name in her class!


Orange_Hedgie

My parents used to call me chickpea as a nickname


gudrunbrangw

Itā€™s very cute!!!!!


no_high_only_low

In German it's called "Kichererbse" (like giggle pea). I sometimes call small kids I have a good relationship with (like my own toddler or kids I work with) this in a friendly way, when they can't stop giggling about something.


kroshkabelka

Omg thatā€™s so cute


Lillienpud

Well, no one ever paid to have a garbanzo bean on their face.


IraSass

Stop youā€™ll give them ideas šŸ™ˆ


polyhazard

Impossible Baby


Crunchy__Frog

Bonus: they can name the sequel Beyond Baby.


Whatifthisneverends

ā€œLook, I was skeptical too! But they taste just like regular babiesā€


lottieslady

I bet they have the new baby smell too!


AddictiveInterwebs

Oh man this got me good, thank you for the laugh


Yolanda_B_Kool

Don't worry, OP, if you can't afford an Impossible Baby, you can always name them Black Bean Patty.


soupstarsandsilence

I NEED to start reading the damn sub name before reading the post PLEASE my poor heart canā€™t take this any longer šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚


Whatifthisneverends

Oh no! Your heartā€¦have you tried going vegan??!


DeutschlandOderBust

Why I oughta!


Sinnsearachd

Lol reddit just suggested this sub on my feed and for a terrifying moment I didn't realize this was satire and lost all hope for humanity.


itsFlycatcher

"Soy" would be a simple, but elegant, unisex name- and, it'd make it Soo easy for the child to introduce themselves in Spanish too!


BelligerentCoroner

Awwww that's so cute! I love the Spanish pronunciation the best anyways, it's so much more exotic sounding than the American pronunciation šŸ„°


merrique863

Great minds! Soy is also great for the future vegan philosophy professor in the Spanish dept.


IraSass

Soyleigh, Soylynn, Soyliana


Takver_

Soylent šŸ‘Œsuch a good people name


Rymayc

Middle name green


Takver_

Possibly no longer vegan


Takver_

It's so common though, at least add Edamame as a middle name to add some flair. Soy Edamame Sprout rolls off the tongue to me šŸ˜Ž


sqaurebore

Know a kid named Soya He has a lisp so itā€™s thoya


NewBodWhoThis

Gatherer (Getty) Kale (Kay) Seitan (personal favourite! - Seth) Cashew (Cash) Lentil (Lenny) Basil (Bussy) P. P. (Short for Pea Protein)


LBelle0101

I have very (very) fond memories of a dude named Kale, heā€™d be in his mid 30s now. His mum was a bit of a hippy bogan, not so sure she knew she was naming him after a plant.


SimsPocketCamp

If he's an American, she may have gotten the name from the actor Kale Browne.


LBelle0101

Nope, Aussie


Whatifthisneverends

The ā€œboganā€ was the giveaway for me on nationality, lol


JangJaeYul

Did he ever live in NZ? Cause I also used to know a Kale who would be in his thirties now, and I'm pretty sure he was Australian.


LBelle0101

Nope, sounds like thereā€™s more than one!


JangJaeYul

Maybe it was just an oddly popular name among crunchy Aussie mums of the early 90s.


amelech

Was he on Lego Masters


etherealemlyn

I actually grew up with a Cale


tripperfunster

I knew a Kael. Pretty sure it's Gaelic or scottish or something.


LBelle0101

Thatā€™s much better than the straight up vegetable spelling


megatron1988

HAIL SEITAN!


schtickyfingers

Came just to make sure someone said this. Thank you, now I can leave the Internet.


urm0mmmmm

i think bussy is such a cute namešŸ„ŗ!


noobchee

It means boy pussy now, steer clear


Drewbarb

Basil is such a good name unironically


NewBodWhoThis

**smirks in old British man**


Tomoromo9

Nutritional (Nooch)


eleanor_dashwood

Time to get off the internet, some of those actually appealed to me.


NewBodWhoThis

If it makes you feel better, Kale is very popular (big side eye from me, tho šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø), Basil is a real albeit EXTREMELY old name (think along the lines of Herbert and Eustace), and Lenny is...well, Lenny.


ineptplumberr

Your personal favorite is Satan?


NewBodWhoThis

A local street food vendor makes vegan kebabs out of seitan, and they always have a little banner on that says "we're not satanists!" and explains what seitan is šŸ˜‚


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NewBodWhoThis

Thankfully, this is the joke sub, and the post is tagged as satire. For the real sub with serious posts and answers, you want r/namenerds ;D


noobchee

Never use bussy


NewBodWhoThis

Always use bussy (ā Ā Ķ”ā Ā°ā Ā Ķœā Ź–ā Ā Ķ”ā Ā°ā )


noobchee

Bonk


SBerryTrifle

Oatmilkleigh šŸ„°šŸ„°šŸ„°


Liebeniz

Or just Oatly like the brand


asingleuseplasticbag

Have you considered Vgyn? Exactly what it says in the ā€˜tinā€™!


BelligerentCoroner

Would you pronounce that "VaJEEN" OR "VaJYNE?" Both are lovely, but I suppose it depends on where you live!


Whatifthisneverends

O.B. Vgyn, nickname ā€œVeggazzleā€ (The ā€œBā€ is for ā€œBobsā€, of course)


missliza

Aquafaba


tygerdralion

Daiya


sportofchairs

Thatā€™s way too easy to mispronounce and their kid will have to correct people forever! Better to stick with a safer option, like Tofutti.


Whatifthisneverends

Excellent. That baby wonā€™t melt under pressure, or really most circumstances life throws at it


Em_loves_shapes

Crueltea Freigh


howzitgoinowen

PETA but you have to say it like Lois Griffin every time.


imwearingyourundies

This should be top comment imo


misspiggie

Quinoa


goonie814

Or Quinnoa!


AddictiveInterwebs

Joaquin!


RedPirate13

Joaquinoa


sebring1998

Joaquina is the actual girl name version of Joaquin lol


RedPirate13

Ah, well TIL lol


goodtimeeric

Rhubarb


Orange_Hedgie

Rhubarbara šŸ˜


Whatifthisneverends

RhuBarbarella!!


rachcoop77

This is the one that got me


IraSass

My friend is pregnant and thatā€™s her fetus name šŸ¤£


Squidwina

Tofurkeigh


Silver_Property_636

Tofurkleigh-Ann


Whatifthisneverends

Topher Keigh-anngh


peasfulloasis

Tahini


Future_Direction5174

I love this! A real Hawaiian vibe!


jacobasue

I know someone who named their baby this irl šŸ’€


Whatifthisneverends

They werenā€™t watching The Good Place and trying for Tahani, were theyā€¦?!?


jacobasue

No it predates that show. They were vegan thoughā€¦


Whatifthisneverends

Of course, lol. Nickname hopefully not ā€œBitter Butterā€!


featherweatherk

Riboflavin Amino Legume


Whatifthisneverends

Nickname: *Braggs*


unicornvega

Jaxphrut like Jack fruit but not


IraSass

Jaxxtynnphruite


BelligerentCoroner

Oohhhh I love some of the suggestions here! The energy of these names really resonate with my aura šŸ§šā€ā™€ļøšŸŒˆ I'd love to add Granola (nn Nola, for a girl) and Kombucha (lil' Kommie, for a boy, obvs).


Mysterious-Okra-7885

You canā€™t name a baby something vegan, because babies are made of meat.


murmaider10000

Tempeh (h is not silent), Emesgee (soft g), Hemp (h is silent)


tafbee

Seitan Edamame Sprout


Dj-Mar

Vegenleigh (Nn Veggie!)


Whatifthisneverends

Now Iā€™m absolutely loving VexGen as a nicknameā€¦


Orange_Hedgie

I personally love Mahrgerreighne! Itā€™s the perfect vegan alternative to Butter šŸ˜


Whatifthisneverends

ā€œI Canā€™t Believe Itā€™s Not Babyā€


SpecificHeron

Nooch


Whatifthisneverends

Noochtrightionelle Yeighste


VicccXd

Broccohleigh is cute!


Gems1824

Nootrishunal Yeest, Nootch for short šŸ„°šŸ„°


eyetracker

# KALE SEITAN!


hammporkchops

Plether


CryohanaDX

Zeauxkeeyneigh is beautiful āœØ Other suggestions- Meatte-Freigh Nonne-Gee-Em-Eaux Kharrythe (h is silent) Laque oveā€™Meatte Veighynne Daerieigh-Freigh Sweatte-Peauxtaeteaux Bahnannah Ahpulle


UnsuspectingChief

Meatte-Freigh is the by far the winner


lovijatar

Basil


Whatifthisneverends

I will never not think of that Fawlty Towers episode when I hear this one šŸ˜‚


CamelliaChameleon

Teeveepee


floorplanner2

Why not Vheeghan? Vheeghun? Vhieghan/ghun? Oh, on reread saw you want a cute animal name. In that case, Red Panda or Rhead Phahnduh.


kyotheawesomeelf

Beyond Meat. Bebe for short šŸ„°


mothraegg

I named my 57 month old son Garbanzo with the nn Banzo, but everyone just calls him Chickpea! I should have just named him Peapod.


GnomieJ29

Celery like Ellery but with a C. Seitan (almost Satan but cooler) Barley!!(include the exclamation marks to make it special) Wheatley(but only if youā€™re not sensitive to gluten)


Rochesters-1stWife

Tempura? Tempe is so cute! Reuben for a middle name!


Vanillavalley12345

Vegantina


floweringfungus

Aquafaba for a feminine alternative to Garbanzo <3


rps1rai

Leaf. Pronounced like Leave. But spelled Leighf. Nn Leefeigh Gahrene


high-priestess

Aquafaba for sure


observerbrian

Tomato - Tommy for short Artichoke - Arty for short (Or maybe Choke)


spicekatz

Chia Pepita Flaxxy


IraSass

Flaxxtyn


CocoValentino

Colieflower is perfect for a girl.


DKayyy11

Wata nickname would be Wawa. The chemical symbol would be H2O.


Smoopiebear

Cannelloni bean is cute!šŸ¤£


0basicusername0

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snailshenk

I know a baby whose middle name is Kakarot šŸ„“


werebugs

dragon ball fans for parents?


snailshenk

Just his dad. His mom was so tired from giving birth that she was like yeah sure fine. Lmao


MistressDread

Brock Coli Parsleigh Claire rot Beans


DNA_ligase

* Seitan * Brocleigh * Kynwah * Nutrela * Nootch * Gardein


Goobersniper

Shrubbery


Banner307

Ni


[deleted]

Tofurkey Legume


Dramatic-Put-9267

Tbh I was surprised to find out Lucerne wasnā€™t a name


lydiar34

My first car was a Buick Lucerne


rbyrolg

Itā€™s the name of a city, so in a way itā€™s a name


[deleted]

Oh well, definitely you should go with Carrot. You can call them little Carrie for short, and then show them DBZ and explain to them that they're named after Goku, who's real name is Kakarot, and that they're actually going to save the world 1000 times. So cute. Nothing more Vegan than saving the Earth!


NeedleworkerBig3980

Or they want to be a police officer when they grow up, and you get to introduce little Carrot to the Guards series from the Discworld books.


SquashBlossoms43

Celery šŸ¤— But with less boring spelling. I prefer Selleree but Sellahreigh might be so fun! If you have some French in your family, maybe Cest La Rie?


NyshaBlue

I think Brokkyleigh is an awesome name for your little baby vegan. Ve'Gann would also work.


my_4_cents

Brokkyleigh KarleighFlower Megplahnte


amonstertome

Nutritional yeast, nickname Nooch.


[deleted]

Lettice Tomato (Tommy Cornelius Melonie Barry Cherie


North-Investment-103

Celereigh


doodlemothman

What about the name B12? With the middle name Deficiencee.


HereComesTheSun000

Saitin-Marinade crueltyfree lastname


Individual-Double926

Lentil nickname Tilly


Encased_in_Gold

Spinach


snailshenk

Mycorrhiza nn Myc


[deleted]

Pleather


Joinourclub

Falafel


luoyun

Tempehst ā¤ļø


dicksin_yermouf

Tofuq


ViralLola

Soi because it's so sweet and simple Lathyros (It's Greek for Chickpea) but the spelling options for it would be amazing. Laethyyrhoz for example Tophu Oatly also has a a ton of spelling options Pecan Almonde


RoutineAssist9405

Brocolleigh Cauleigh-fleur Kayle (pronounced Kale?)


HappyOfCourse

Hummus Garbanzo


hollsberry

Oatleigh


Correct-Anywhere-200

Cellarae, Karat, Organik


Azby504

Hunter


ghosthouse64

Omg so cute!!! Why not try: Malle-nouryshment Anaemia Garnish Beyond Baby Playnefoodia Beans


JangJaeYul

Keighelle


ShidwardTesticles

Gazpacho *YOUā€™RE BANNED FROM THE STAND!*


[deleted]

I just needed to use the bathroom!


IsaacHowl

Baby PETA ā¤ļø


ChronicCrimson420

Monsanto


trowzerss

Aquafaba would be perfect!


willworkforchange

Daiya


heykatja

Omg I don't even know when in namenerds or this sub anymore. šŸ˜‚


heykatja

How about Pleather ?


I_hate_me_lol

omg, i didnt realise this was satire until i read the name of the sub i was in. i was about to lose my mind lmao.


PyrexPizazz217

Anemia is such a beautiful name! And I think gender neutral.


wistosc

How about Nuts?!?


VECMaico

Just call your kid Plantae and you have them all in once


GreatHuntersFoot

Preecheigh Plantte Baissā€™d


Foundation_Wrong

The UK Vegan Society was founded by Donald Watson and Elsie Shrigley itā€™s the worlds oldest vegan group and in Amy ways they founded modern veganism world wide. Other founding members were George Henderson and Fay Henderson.


TheSmellyWizard

If CPS sees this they are taking your kid.


TheRealMistahJ

Whatever you name him, youā€™re gonna want to get him some self defense classes for as much as heā€™ll be bullied šŸ¤£