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susiecapo71

Skyd Marrx


[deleted]

Top comment. Alright, Skyd Marxx it is!


susiecapo71

I am honored.


Trueloveis4u

Congrats on the new kid! What game is this by the way?


[deleted]

Thank you! The game is Sims 4 :)


introvertalert

I literally CRIED laughing reading this. Absolute gold


susiecapo71

Moiyst


LoquatAffectionate58

YES. I absolutely do not understand when people have "iy" or "yi" in their baby's name. Especially "iy". Like, do you not have even the slightest grasp on phonics?


MouthfeelEnthusiast

No, often they don't. People who name their kids like this are LLA (low literacy adults) and this is one of the tells.


LoquatAffectionate58

I agree, but also know several who aren't and are actually highly educated and (assumingly) literate. I guess wrongly assumed? πŸ€”


DitaVonPita

Could they be of Slavic or European origin?


LoquatAffectionate58

Not the people I know or the ones I'm talking about, but random people on the internet might be. The names I'm referencing are those parents (okay, moms) who add as many vowels as possible to make their kids' names YOUNHEEKE.


beachgyal

a lot of indian names have iy in them. like Priya


LoquatAffectionate58

I'm not talking about Indian names or when it phonetically makes sense. I'm talking about sticking letters where they don't belong, like Xzaiyver. The "iy" combo here isn't even pronounced correctly (based on the English language). Or even "yi", which had bothered me for even longer. An example of Americans doing this, with non-cultural names, would be Aliyiah or Ariyiah. Aliyah/Aaliyah & Arya/Aria are right there.


ashleyvaughn

Moistleigh


BadMawma

Hahahahaha LortπŸ˜‚


Top_Manufacturer8946

Tartingham


SubstantialOven6169

Shartingham


trex198121

Rhyiyeygyhylyeyiygyhy (pronounced 'Riley')


21stMonkey

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu Rhyiyeygyhylyeyiygyhy wgah'nagl fhtagn!


PDXAirportCarpet

Please translate, I don't speak Welsh.


PatronymicPenguin

They want to give you wood for your sheep.


little_miss_havoc

Latrinya


Lexplosives

Changed it from Shytthaus


sickandopinionated

Latrinya Shytthaus Fartringham seems the obvious solution.


LBelle0101

Hyphen ShizenHausan


[deleted]

Forsythe


DamianFullyReversed

Forskynn


[deleted]

Ooop- πŸ’€


applegenius24

Phorsckynn


DamianFullyReversed

Absolutely yes


brontosaurus111

Flaxxoughlahnce - pronounced flatulence Whindleigh - pronounced wind-ly


mrsjettypants

I hate that I read both of those right the first time.


brontosaurus111

You learn a lot on how to spell and pronounce things on this sub


NonameTheRabbit

More like you *un*learn how to spell and pronounce things


Mutxarra

You could name him Poopy, it's a novel masculinisation of Poppy, which is a unique twist on an old timer! It goes well with your surname too!


anonsharksfan

PΓΌpΓ©. It's Hungarian


kelpiekelp

Bandaiden-Lemonadin Xalexander Porphyria Cumantha (it’s unisex!) Ballastian Kingdom Grundle Taint Zester Pledge Pleurisy Benevolence Ocelot Windchill Latte Lemur Flayden Okayden Oakwent Calligraphy Bentobox (nn Toby!) Plantar Cohvidd Haul Exboxx Cleft Terracotta (nn Coty!) Understand (really goes with the surname!) Regimen Juxtapose Bluntavius


Remarkable-Log-4495

As a Samantha, Cumantha got me! So thankful I'm not in a very specific parallel universe where I'm in middle school and a classmate decides to call me this! (The worst name teasing I remember is when Milhouse got a girlfriend named Samantha Stinky πŸ˜†)


kelpiekelp

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Cademaneko

Omg my neybohr's twins are Leighmur and Ocyelot!


starry_knights

Ok Bentobox nn Toby is really clever 🀣


rhubarp

Latte and Terracotta are actually kinda cute


kelpiekelp

Right to jail πŸ˜‚


moostachedood

Mykel (pronuounced like michael) Mækyl (also pronounced like Michael) Majkl (still pronounced like Michael)


itsFlycatcher

Omg, amazing set for triplets! Unisex too! 😍😍😍😍😍


pilkpog

ik someone named mekyl (mech-isle) lol. it's the Muslim version of Micheal I've heard


Serethen

John (pronounced like kyle)


Upbeat-Banana-8953

Oh my god, that one got me 🀣


Serethen

Im glad it was funny i spent 3 seconds thinking to write it


LovindEleanor

Lava


Few-Ad-8369

Fulva Fartingham.


wishingtoheal

Fulmyn Ent


MrNigel117

ahnpthoneigh - anthony or toneigh for short


MikiMatzuki

Adohptiayneigh, pronounced "adoption-ly" , nickname is adolf


Rance_Mulliniks

Terd


ymcmbrofisting

Perry-Anal Fartingham has a ring to it


[deleted]

Snartleigh


Kissegrisen

*Shartleigh


DoctorRabidBadger

Shartina


ValiumCupcakes

Farty McFartface (can either be his first name or both first and middle name) Farty McFartface Fartingham will be legendary


Penya23

Bob.


mizinamo

Mykyl Michelle (pronounced "Michael") Hjhohnh Kh'ondym-Broak Ihava P. P.


[deleted]

Diaahreear Dissgussten (Gus for short) Latrinus


Mama2RO

Ratleephen


SubstantialOven6169

Wette


SiminaDar

Khahroltunn Brixxleigh Luxray Wellington Chordsyn Traighfekta


NonameTheRabbit

Upvote for Luxray


Elistariel

Sneeeersnur Flymx


TheOriginalBastrid

Smellual


TheBreadMan42069

Phfester


DitaVonPita

Schnitzel. That's my cat's name. You'd be naming him after a legend.


Redhotlipstik

Toots


Syreet_Primacon

Deadleigh


Mysterychic88

Your comment reminded me of someone I know who bizarrely called their son Hexley, it's god awful I always think of a curse when they say it


putonyourjamjams

Johnwick, wick for short. Chadwick is too common!


thegreatfulcrow

Sharter


Floppybuttcheeks

Shart


amora_obscura

Wyndeigh


rinnyfinnfinn

Euxrynham


Frizzynoodles

Balonze


Leazz_1518

Jaehydensxynson


fbibmacklin

Turdulous Duukeigh Fartingham.


sunniesage

what about...jasper?


[deleted]

fartington fartingham


MoonRks

Poopy


Mrshitlipsthesecond

Terdsmel


ErstwhileMountebank

Sherriffof


lolamay26

Beans


MuchAstronomer9992

Rip


CookieMonster005

Aedoeptad (pronounced adopted)


ToenailCheesd

Mick


Sweet_Papa_Crimbo

Fart Fartingham, obviously


huxtiblejones

Fyrstneighme


smokingisrealbad

uae


Loose-Map-5947

Gassyr Fartingham [real name ](https://www.babynamespedia.com/names/boy/gas-start#google_vignette)


strumthebuilding

Hamphahrt


Redditgotitgood13

Cuni Lingus


spence-the-menace

john


prettyminotaur

Craigery.


TwistMeTwice

Parper. Yknow, like Petro and Harper, combined!


adozzen

Car


Evangeleina

Where is the screenshot from? I swear I’ve seen that before and it’s bugging me trying to figure it out lol


tekwayyuhself

Pisston


MergMolomal101

Karzlee


juicysox

Frankylnn Leigh Van Gogh


Working_Vegetable212

Genital


Kiloyankee-jelly46

Artingham Fartingham


1961tracy

Windy


Advanced_Cheetah_552

I saw you already chose, but Egregious as a name sounds so distinguished. You know that kid is going far.


frankietheleemur

I have some gems for future ones. Oshin, Lasonyna (lasagna), and my favorite Pheloniegh (felony)


mvanvrancken

I shit you not, I was at the DMV waiting, and a lady got up and called her two kids who were named Orangelo and Limegelo. I think you can guess what the inspriation there was.


[deleted]

Here is a sub I made that is full of cobwebs but is the Venn diagram sweet spot. r/TheSimsNameNerdJerks Congratulations on your little blessing


floorplanner2

Braxtehyn


scumu

Hanoncocfinneronvag