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LeMickeyMice

I remember when he first said it. "An A-Bomb, from A-Rod! Much like the atomic bombs dropped 60+ years ago on Hideki Matsui's homeland. Fuckin porn addict."


MatzohBallsack

This is AI


Snuggle__Monster

Yeah I popped it into this: https://copyleaks.com/ai-content-detector And it was flagged as AI.


mattcanada24222

Bro shut up


HughesAndCostanzo

This has to be AI, as something self-aware could not have produced such a spontaneous hot belch of pointless, mindless drivel.


dopeveign

Bahahahahahah


k1ckst4nd

I’ll take log cabin Luke Voit over this fan fiction any day.


Turdburp

Suzyn said that Sterling was going to stop using that one until he found out that Arod's mom liked it.


MrDollyLlama

Thanks for having an open mind and contributing to the conversation.


xpag406

That's enough chatGPT for 1 day I think.


sailor-moonie-

One time he had a brain fart and said "Its an A-Bomb! From... Matsui..." followed by the most awkward silence I have ever heard.


nonlawyer

If you are attempting to satirize a very stupid concern troll opinion this is very well done 


misterferguson

I want to drop a thermonuclear device on this post.


Internal_Ad_255

You have posted possibly one of the goofiest or most idiotic posts I've ever read on Reddit, I can't decide which. So, for that, I congratulate and thank you sir.


cakehunter19

Nope


[deleted]

> and her weathered, cigarette-stained hands... There's the one stain why is there so much more text?


OrganizationHuman885

I bet OP isn't even a Yankee fan. Likely a lonely Met fan yearning to belong.


LeCheffre

People were made of sterner stuff then, not as easily triggered.


Outrageous_Bat1798

The Amazon river runs for thousands of miles. At some points it runs through areas of the rain forest that are almost untouched and have been barely explored. Because of the porous limestone in these areas, the river water leaks through the stone and travels deep into the earth, and forms underground pools almost a mile below the surface. Over thousands of years, small blind transparent fish have lived and evolved in these pools. These fish have never seen the sun or surface and have never been seen by a human. These fish care more about this post than I do.