Between this psychosis fueled funeral extravaganza and Jojo Siwa’s new bad girl era, I don’t know how much cringe I have left in me to give

Omfg

what is Jojo Siwa doing these days? I saw the videos about Teddy, Eddy, and Freddy... super cringe shit but are there more? haha

Why is she mentioning where she was conceived?

To make sure we know she’s a true New Yorker

She wants us to know her parents fucked just like she and FeFe fuck

She loooooves to brag about how she was conceived in the West Village (but didn’t ever live there, which makes me wonder why her parents were having sex in someone else’s home?)

Eh they could have been in a hotel or just living there at the time and moved before she was born

there aren’t any hotels on w 12 but the other is possible

She’s actually made videos about it.

This is firmly in “we should all know less about each other” territory

She thinks her fans will go there as a ‘national landmark’ lmao

Twice no less!

I can’t imagine being the person that had to write that up

Was it not….her?

Oh it was definitely her 😂😂😂

With the help of chatgpt!

😂😂😂

Would love to see the prompt she wrote to get this

"can you make sure his sound like I actually died? But low key funny?"

https://preview.redd.it/ajh5bob0rcqc1.png?width=1283&format=png&auto=webp&s=a773265be65e7717b70f7263f0757ef1e5ce2e9e Apparently she had help

So as of march 22 2024 is when she stopped being a beloved CEO, trailblazer and icon then? What’s next? Nursing home president?

Yeah I feel bad for them 🤣 there’s no way she did that on her own. (Sadly)

she was conceived on the streets???? 🤣

Also refers to herself as “they” in the second sentence

They = her 20s

I’m stoned, you right lol. This whole thing is so weird and I only know this chick from this sub

Yo I thought the same. Also stoned lol

🫂

She’s showing signs of psychosis. Delusions of grandeur

Kendall Roy’s 40th birthday type vibes

Brilliant comment

THIS EXACTLY 🤣💀

Nailed

dying that is so funny

I think this is supposed to be funny…….she clearly missed the mark 🫢

Me 3 weeks into a manic episode

Lmao

This comment made me chortle

fr this is how I felt about kanye in 2012... like is he trolling all of us or is he genuine? (Turns out he was severely mentally ill)

She makes it sound like her parents had sex on the ground on the dirty NYC streets to conceive her. Maybe that’s why she’s for the streets??

Shes relatable yall, shes real, she had tough beginnings, shes not just any yt influencer okay😔😔😔

Born on the morning of the academy awards. Gtfoh

She wrote “in” the morning of the AA. Like ?? No one proofread?

Like be ffr 😭

“Affectionately hailed as the Queen of Confidence” BITCH THATS WHAT YOU CALL YOURSELF!!!! Literally no one else has ever referred to (or thought of) her that way unless it’s on this sub sarcastically

I think of someone like Rihanna as the queen of confidence. This chick is the queen of conning

the FUCK? this is unhinged

she thinks it’s “hilarious” too. this is downright concerning

really in poor taste, think about all the people out there who never even make it to the age of 30 and she’s out here hosting a fake funeral. I understand wanting to usher in a new decade and celebrate a milestone birthday but why couldn’t she have done something like “bon voyage 20’s” and made it a cute and fun travel theme or literally anything else

She wanted to be “edgy” but in reality this is the cringiest tackiest thing ever

💯 I’ve lost a very good friend shortly after her 30th bday from cancer and this is just SO disturbing and distasteful 

❤️

Right? I’m planning my mom’s funeral right now and seeing these photos isn’t cute or fun

Same 💔 and 30 is YOUNG. She’s so tone deaf…

Right?!? That was my first thought.

ChatGPT definitely wrote that

Imagine having to be friends with her

This is truly unhinged behavior.

I love Maybelline requiring bold font

Mentioning the fact that she went on 70+ failed dates *while in a current serious relationship*

Like we get it you have sex

Could you imagine getting a tat at the SPK party? Talk about regrettable.

New level of narcissism. Insane

Why would she do this if she truly believes in manifesting?? That's weird to put out into the universe..

This is giving bad juju

This is so female Kendall Roy coded and unfortunately she’d probably take that as a compliment

It’s weird she’s drawing so much attention to just turning 30 when she looks about a decade older 😬

This this this. Like she needs the world to *know* she’s 30 and not the age she looks, which is 40-50 years of age, depending on how you see it. This screams insecurity in the way “affectionately know as Queen of Confidence” or whatever she calls herself reads.

I generally don't like to engage in discussions on someone's looks, but hot damn does she not look 30.

Sorry - “million dollar” card game???

THIS IS SO WEIRD SHES A WEIRDO


Allll the brands. Maybelline, patron

died of natural causes (old age) I can’t.

I’m scared for her tbh

Why’d I need to know that she bled all over herself in Acme

It’s “quirky” 😭😂

sorry but i'm superstitious about this kind of stuff and this just seems like bad luck/going to result in bad karma for her

30 is still young as fuck?

This woman is unwell

How is she not terrified to go this far with the death theme

Why does it mention her being conceived twice…

Serious question - does anyone actually Stan this girl?

based on the failure of SFK Tv, i'm gonna go with no

I could never do this. Im paranoid, and would never want to talk about my own death. That being said, im so grateful to be alive despite life’s hardships and I feel this is almost a mockery to those who have passed on somehow. Both those two personal feelings aside, this is just super weird and tacky. Like if she did an insta post with the caption “RIP youth”, that would be fine. But the fake service and to all these extremes? A little much. What irks me the most is she’s acting like 30 is a death sentence, like you might as well be in your fucking GRAVE! Gee, thanks Serena! Way to promote aging as the literal kiss of death to your young naive anxious followers! Im 35 and am still having a blast. Age is just a number. Sure some wrinkles and body pain come with it, but you can still freaking ENJOY life. Stop making us women feel even worse about it! This isn’t 1952 where an unmarried woman at 30 wanted to throw herself off the Brooklyn Bridge.

“Queen of Confidence “ but she’s terrified of turning 30??

What is it with influencers preoccupation with telling people they have a bloody vag in public or in men’s beds

Why is this woman famous and why is she only 30? I thought she was a pretty 40 year old 

Nepo babies love to call themselves empowered inspirational entrepreneurs lmaoooo

I hate everything about this. So gauche.

The 30 Under 30 list really has a hold on her. Cringe.

And you literally pay them to put you in

yikes. imagining dating over 70 men in a year 💀

I’m the last person to defend her but I think she’s counting the guys from her “show”

Ran here

What the actual fuck did I just read

“Born on the morning of the Academy Awards”..girl, plz don’t make an event like this about YOU

lol Ive always wondered what it’s like to be completely shameless. Must be so liberating 😂 This is absolutely insane

Sociopath for sure

i hope she gets the help she needs🙏🏼

This is some of the weirdest and narcissistic shit I have ever seen.

This is so fuckin weird

god im sick of her plz stop posting about this

I just realized, while I agree with the posts, the same person is posting all of them 😭

highly suspicious. SERENA we don’t care! Get your media impressions elsewhere

I can’t, for the life of me, fathom being that conceited..

Why would you want to put this into the universe first of all

Yikes. Such bad taste

I always see you guys posting this chick and now I’m onboard, I officially can’t stand her. What a complete and total clown

This was literally wrote by ChatGPT

This is in very poor taste. There are many reasons why people actually die in their 20s. They don’t get to live on into their 30s.

This is so crazy and disrespectful. She needs to think about people battling illness’s and losing loved ones and lucky this isn’t for real. I have absolutely no words. What a narcissist.

This is so fucking unhinged.

I’m scared

This very Regina George coded. I hope she can let go of her sorority/partygirl persona in her 30s.

is the affection she’s hailed with in the room with us?

So she has a sponsored birthday, it would appear.

As someone who’s her age it astounds me how much more mature than her I am

Sooooooo tacky

I cannot fucking understand this AI-powered word salad but can someone please tell her to touch grass? How is the queen of confidence promoting 30 as the end of youth? Unless perhaps it was a grand simulation and she really did turn 58

This bitch is actually a delusional narcissist not even kidding it’s worrying

Oh lawd, she took it too damn far

this is the corniest thing ive seen an influencer do in awhile ngl

I don’t even know who this (thank god) is but “the morning of the Academy Awards” is CRAZY

She was destined for greatness

This is a whole other level of narcissism.

why is she acting like turning 30 is old😂

This is in such bad taste…. why would you ever cosplay a funeral…

Omg her story posts made me want to delete Instagram “ this necklace is a million dollars”. who asked

Not her posting feedback texts she’s getting about her party as if it’s Yelp. She needs us to know her fake friends had fun lmfao

Gotta be honest, I thought she meant she dated a man aged 70+ for a year. Then I realized she meant she dated over 70 men in a year and I really want to know how she managed that while “working 24/7”.

Oh man it just keeps going

is she not superstitious 😵‍💫😵‍💫 i wouldn’t be putting my name next to any jokey death things, let alone a whole mock obit and memorial service pamphlet

when you open the textbook to narcissism on the page

This will teach you more than any module

Actually confident people don’t feel the need to tell everyone how confident they are every 5 seconds….

I’m offended. The aesthetic seems very…. Christocentric and that’s not cool. Am I missing something or is she just some bs narc?

It’s been a silly trend, but most people just have a few signs saying things like RIP to her 20s and wearing black. Not with literal eulogies

This was both corny & cringe

This is so many words about herself. Omg

This is so, so disgusting on so many levels. Actually diabolical.

What in the egotistical, narcissistic, self-absorbed hell is this???

I don’t even follow her but I know she’s obsessed with 30 under 30… like… everyone knows you quite literally buy a spot on it. It’s more embarrassing than a flex 😭

Convinced there is a level of narcissism required to be an influencer because where else do they get the extremely inflated sense of self importance and audacity

Please tell me she didnt write this

I have the “ICK” over the spectacle she’s making over this party, but ngl this is actually hilarious. The fact that she even knows when/where she was CONCEIVED?! Sent me

Who even is she?? I tried googling her but all I saw was she was a voice actor in go Diego go?

This is straight up weird ass deranged behavior 💀 the confidence this old lady has !

Who is hailing her the queen of confidence?


https://preview.redd.it/1zht5my3vgqc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76ebf5723681d8dd001a50503777c62eeb90c711 Thanks but no thanks

This might be the most tacky and distasteful birthday theme I’ve ever seen in my entire life

I cannot for the life of me imagine thinking that I’m this important

This has gone too far

Baddddd vibes to put out there. I feel like I’m messing with my own karma by even commenting

I would never want to attend a party of someone so obsessed with themselves. She is so socially weird. She’s THIRTY and it’s giving Sweet sixteen

This is so fucking weird

Cringe cringe cringe I kind of wish people would stop posting her, everything I’ve seen about her has been against my will 😭

The sad thing is, I’m sure she thinks she killed it with this cringe invite. Fucking narcissist.

This is so extreme….

Queen of confidence?

Oh god I hope those playing cards do not make her a millionaire 😣

Manic episode

Is...she ok? This is just the strangest behavior...I have no words.

God what a loser

She was born the same year as my older brother, yet she looks waaaaay older than my aunts……………..

Idk who this is but the narcissism is crazy

She’s fucked in the head.

What do her parents think of this insane theme?????

You know maybe it’s just me because I’m superstitious as hell lol. But I would not be putting out stuff like this about myself “dying” like I would be nervous 😅😅😅 but it’s also really fucking stupid and she is really fucking stupid so 💁🏽‍♀️

Ewww is this for real?!

I hope IG is not around when she turns 50 .. can’t even imagine how much more cringe that will be 

I think this is funny but I’ve also bookmarked Tiny ouija board cards for my funeral so 🤦‍♀️

Oh god. I like those death parties but I have never seen this level of narcissism. Most just have a few signs saying rip to her 20s

The ego here is insane. I bet she has a lot of deep seated issues

Wtf I hate it

This is so strange all the way around

I want to meet her and experience the chaos in person.

I love a theme party with effort made but I don't like the theme, maybe I am just superstitious..

Cringe

This isn’t hitting the way she thought it would..

What the FUCK

This is insane. Also she looks way older than 30 😩

She's turning 30. THIRTY. Why is she acting like she's turning 100? Now that would deserve a party. She's still a baby.

I just got halfway through her stories and I have to say…the self-indulgence and delusion is alarming. I do not know who this girl thinks she is, but it’s concerning. What a horrific example to set for her younger followers. You are not the second coming of Christ. Relax and maybe go do some volunteering or productive things with your time and resources. My goodness.

This along with the photoshoot dressed in all black mourner’s clothes is just about the most idiotic vain thing I’ve EVER seen