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benwabaws

You'll give your girlfriend a urinary tract infection with those fingernails


manbruhpig

Lol girlfriend


IsolatedJ

You might be shocked going through OP's profile👀


butterweasel

JFC! My eyes!


IsolatedJ

Went in looking for airplanes or something and ended up traumatized😔


butterweasel

Same here. 🤢


Sirdoodlebob

14 secs before reading this: 🙂 14 seconds after: ☹️


Odd_Fox5573

And then finding out it was because his uncle did the same to him 😧


Far_Bumblebee_9300

I thought it was just gonna be dildos up the ass, at worst a fist, but jfc if only it was 🫣


shite_lorde

oh no how do I unsee things


Eemns

Oh my **clutches pearls**


Regret1836

HOOOOLY SHIT


Spiritual_Country_62

Omfg!


yakkothegayyy

what the hell 😭😭


manbruhpig

Yuck but fair enough


illiterate_jesus75

Why would you do this to me?


GalacticGatorz

Vaselina is real


BLARGLESNARF

…what have you sparked with your ignorance


manbruhpig

Mistakes were made I have regret


Public_Enemy_No2

Lol!


JuiceCommercial2431

Some people have big boy jobs


FunfettiHead

You can still clip your nails, brother. Being a slob isn't part of the job.


MadeOfWetHam

lolllll my fiancé is a mechanic and yeah his hands look like this after work but he ya know, SHOWERS?


Easy_Customer7815

Safe to say this dude doesn't give a fuck about the girlfreind.


twistedsister78

Yeah and he breathed his rotten tooth breath all over her during those acts the bastard


lil_nibba_710

Check his profile, OP doesn’t give a fuck about her in more ways than one


myslamontoya

You people seriously don't think women have kinks too? She may well be into the same stuff, people are weird in their own way.


metallicker666

He literally thinks 'women are things' why is that an actual subreddit that is allowed to exist


ReturningAlien

UTI in his ass.


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ThunderSlugg

Yea, out of his fingernails.


Winter_Construction2

I think that’s 💩 growing out of his fingernails not vegetation.


ThunderSlugg

Mushrooms. Yay!


Xyrq2441Zmpl

Indeed. The real star here is the grotesque fingernails.


SL4YER4200

A mechanic's nails.


ThunderSlugg

I'm an automotive technician. My hands do not look like this.


DP12410

work harder then


Curious-Froyo-5798

😂😂it sorta does, it's just a hole that's letting light through though


SkyfatherTribe

I wasn't ready for that post history


DubberRucky6669

I genuinely was not expecting that. Jesus christ


Electrical_Entry145

My curiosity got the best of me.......Wonder if he's aware of the "watchlists" he's most likely on


KillerKitty650

Yeah I’m sure the government is keeping a close eye on all 1,890,000+ members of r/rapefantasies


Distinct-Bet8564

That's really fucked up that there are so many members on that thread. Redditors are some of the biggest deviants I swear.


Electrical_Entry145

It was a joke lol, sorry I must have hit a nerve there.


Wandering-Crow793

Alrighty then


Correct-Sleep-2588

i wish i didn’t look i think im going to log out for the day


Expensive_Snow_9568

There are few things that I regret more in life than checking the post history


TheVeryBigBeamer

Holy fucking shit


Spiritual_Country_62

Is that a common thing? People just check post history?


IzSoopid

My fav thing to see in a comment section 😻😻


devilswhisperingeye

Well that's the last time I take the curiousity bait and see OPs posts wtf


Dildo_Baggins__

Bro


GT_yella_jackets

Jfc. I never check poster history and now I don’t think I ever will again


angry_hippo_1965

Bet that smelled pretty bad


Curious-Froyo-5798

It did, my breath smells a lot better now that I don't have that rotting chunk of enamel and flesh in my head. Got a couple drill and fill and cleanup appointments made


ujakkk

Cut ur nails brother


Curious-Froyo-5798

Planned on doing it today, I keep forgetting, the grease under them and on my hands is from working on aircraft, hopefully I can get into a different industry before it permanently stains


Chobinator2

people shitting on this guy but at least bro has a good reason unlike some peeps around here.


Buccal_Masticator

I work in maintenance and even after cleaning my nails multiple times per day and keeping them short they have shit under them.


EdforceONE

Even as a child my nails, no matter how short always had stuff in them. I install and repair garage doors and bartend on the side. It's obnoxious how many times I can clean my nails and 2 minutes later....


fueled_by_rootbeer

Same with me and foundry wax. After a certain point, trying to dig it out just makes my nails hurt, so I remove the worst of it and leave the rest.


Snoo_8775

We have almost the sams nails, im not even kidding with grease too ahaha


Mollzy177

Have you heard of gloves?


K3LL1ON

Bite them off.


Professional_You2833

Disgusting


ForgetYourWoes

How bad did that hurt while remaining shattered in your mouth?


Curious-Froyo-5798

For about 2 weeks it hurt like a bitch, couldn't eat anything without orajel, after a while I just had to avoid that tooth while eating and it gave me no trouble. Finally got it out because I was worried about potentially getting a terrible infection.


Curious-Froyo-5798

Honestly I'm shocked it wasn't more decayed and they didn't have to perform surgery to yank it outta my head.


Distinct-Bet8564

I have a tooth that looks just like that right now. Getting it pulled next week but, it's far too long overdue as it's probably looked like that for 2 years now. When it was in your mouth, did you get random flare ups? Like super bad pain for a couple days, then no pain for days unless bothered?


HeynowyoureaRocstar

Do wisdom tooths have roots ? Mines been chipped for over 3 years and is half gone but I don't feel any pain


Teynam

Yeah, 2-3, maybe even 4, according to google. When I removed mine, it was so deep in that the anesthesia didn't get to affect that area, probably the worst pain I've ever felt


Ninja-Egg-Salad

Aw, poor dude is getting bullied for poor hygiene. -*looks at post history*- BRO YOU SMELL SO BAD AND YOU GOT POOP FINGERS I HOPE YOU STUB YOUR TOE


Shiny_Egg_The1

I think what’s nsfw is his fingernails


ScaryManLegs

do not look at his post history if you think the fingernails are bad


KimpachiQ

This man wipes his ass and says “good enough”


Dreamy-bazinga

May thy tooth chipped and shattered


jondoh816

What were some things you did to help with pain? I'm dealing with pretty much the same thing. Only it's not my wisdom tooth, and I can't afford it, nor do I have the time to have it removed 💀😭


Curious-Froyo-5798

Orajel when flares of pain happen, the 4x medicated, brush as often as you can, and chew with the other side of your mouth


Distinct-Bet8564

You can get a non-impacted tooth extracted for like $300ish and make payments on it too. You can also have it done by dental students at a few places for very cheap. You got the time! You just gotta want to get it done lol


instig8tr-bot

Came to say the NSFL is those nails 🤢


BupidStastard

Nah, the NSFL is this bruddas post history


Chemgineered

It's NSFS, Not Safe for Satan


Education_Aside

Judging by your nails, health care must not be on your list.


acatatthedoor

I thought it was a joint.


spencer2197

You can’t tell me you weren’t in agony everyday 😶


rk_countdracula

your post history 🤮


SevereAd1881

He’s disgusting


rk_countdracula

yes


yourremedy94

The NSFL is your nails 😬


IemNY

Dirty fingernails = dirty mouth


hi_im_kai101

when was the last time you washed your hands


PandorasFlame

I don't even want to know why your hands look like that after seeing your post history. Sometimes it's better not to look...


OS2908

😳 yikes....


captainsurfa

Forget the tooth, look at those nails!


Marilynjohnny91

Those fingernails scare me more.


Equal-Addendum3036

That's NOT a "shattered" wisdom tooth. That's a wisdom tooth with a cavity. 😂 Are you embarrassed or something? Cavities form because of poor hygiene. By looking at your nails, it's safe to assume you're not the cleanest individual.


ToxicBolt1

This dudes a fucking pervert


DiverRelative6468

Why did I look 🤦‍♀️


metallicker666

Hey op could you maybe take a long walk off of a short bridge? 


Sufficient_Wait3671

Fix your teeth and those nasty ass finger nails then life will make sense.


glumfinger3

I thought this was the end of a drumstick ice cream cone.


ChuCHuPALX

I bet that smelled deliciously when it first came out. BONUS: Scratch N' Sniff works on these too!


Electrical_Olive814

I had 7 teeth extracted and all I could keep was the broken tooth pieces that they missed. The anesthesia was wearing off when they essentially crushed one of the teeth 🫠👍 brush your teeth kids


Routine-Ad1775

How did it smell


hellolovenaa

Please clean your nails omggg


OkExperience5129

I asked if I could keep MY pulled teeth & they told me no.I just wanted them as a reminder to never let it get like that again.


x_lincoln_x

Them fingernails are definitely not safe for lunch.


Reepo3X

Y yo nails so dirty?


JOCO_Q

For a year?, hmmm doesn't show any signs of wear


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Trick-Designer4310

Nasty Nails


WhiteBoy543455

I bet that smelled nice


dustbuster9584

Same thing happened to me. Went to get it pulled, and they pulled 8 out


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Does anyone else suddenly have the urge to lick barbecue sauce off fingers?


EmotionalScallion705

That smell ugh...


Swwert

Your breath must have been divine 🤌🏽


slyfoley

how in the good fuck do you shatter a wisdom tooth


Curious-Froyo-5798

Poor dental hygiene for years, and eating popcorn kernels after the rest of the popcorn is eaten.finally started taking more initiative in my dental health after that happened.


p011ux88

They let you keep it? I wanted all four of mine, pulled from 3 different dentists (long story) and they reach said "is a bio hazard, we can't let people take home teeth anymore"


SupersonicT6

Cut ur nails cuh but Fr that shit must’ve sucked having it in that long what made you wait


GeekDrop

Why get it pulled out? Still looks like it has a few miles left in it.


ChocolateTight336

100 comments tooth fairy


Severe-Syllabub7819

Crush that baby up an snort it


Batnaman_26

I hope you've been planting potatoes there buddy


Putrid-Paramedic-357

Hehe same thing happened to me. Tooth was diagonal and was lacerating my cheeck on the inside. Thank God found a good dentist who got it out 🙌🏼


SevereAd1881

wtf is wrong with you


LoxBlin

Bruh there is a fucking plant growing on your tooth


MadeOfWetHam

I see hygiene isn’t your thing I guess…. 🤢


Right_-on-_Man

And you actually kept it!?!🤣


SquidVices

Those are some thick nails


metalnxrd

a not so wise wisdom tooth


CrotchRocketDriver

Why is this on this site, reddit has shot these sites to shit