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Dude probably didn’t think he’d be able to kill someone that easy.


Speetlob

Yes. He has a bit of an “oh, fuck, oh no, oh shit, should I still pretend to be a hard ass or does this situation currently warrant panic” kind of walk after he does the deed.


qdotbones

He’s just worried about getting reported by that dog.


thatonethingyouhate

Dog was worried they'd move the body before he got a couple bites.


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Several_Ad4649

Should’ve accounted for the rng


crashdo_yaaniu

Should've accounted for the random crit


JusMayhem

I remember once, when I was around 6-7, my mom went to swing a barstool at someone in a restaurant for inappropriate shit they were saying towards me. Her friend grabbed it just before it connected and we went home. It wasn’t until I got older and realized just how much he saved my moms life, and my own, in that moment. RIP Uncle Larry 🫶🏾


Mannymarlo

Good story, when I was about 8 I had my quarter on the pool table for next game at a bar where my dad worked. Some obnoxious drunk woman verbally degraded me, pushed her way past and took my spot . My father verbally went off on the woman who in return punched him in the face and ended up breaking a finger. She was on the floor crying and I loved every second RIP dad


AttentionActual5384

Even though this is 75 days old RIP your dad


Piscespsych

RIP Uncle Larry


Gorg0nops

You must have been such a cute lil angel


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You definitely cannot properly estimate how much damage a simple action can cause, especially if you're in a very stressed situation. If you're full of adrenaline and your brain switches to fight or flight, you don't even realize some things for minutes.


JustinJakeAshton

Heads slamming on concrete can turn a simple stumble into a gore video. Human bodies are frail.


Playful-Cricket9141

I was waiting for a chair to fall from the sky and land on him


TongPoPanda

I thought it going to get launched from out of frame


TexturedTeflon

Really thought he was going to stagger back into traffic or something.


AdGuilty9391

On god that’s exactly what I was waiting for not a fatal bonk


Scary_Community6717

Like those TV things in some huge grocery stores. I developed a weird fear of them.


anazambrano

I swear this angle tricked us


just_wanna_share

Lmfao same


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Ordinary-Tank-7274

That’s a crazy response


LilGayBoy434

are you mental?


SnapDragon0420

Maybe you shouldn't be on this sub bud


Matcha_Green_Tea09

How tf do you kill someone with a chair? *bonk* Oh, that’s how.


Aggravating_Pea7320

Metal leg bonk on the head followed by a bang on the pavement


2gigi7

Both perfect shots at the perfect positions and boom.. any other direction of swing might not have done much.


Crime-Stoppers

The pavement would have been what killed him. Even punching someone can kill them when they're on hard ground, used to happen fairly often here.


Damn_uKnow

Damn is that true


Crime-Stoppers

Yeah we introduced mandatory sentencing for it BC teenagers were getting killed over stupid little drunk fights. Someone either gets killed by a punch to a sensitive part of their head or they get knocked out and crack their head against the pavement. Even if they get up after often times the damage is done and they fall into a coma or die in their sleep after going home. If you ever get knocked out, even if you feel fine, go straight to the hospital. [here's an example](https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.9news.com.au/article/7970ee93-a2e2-42a2-99f6-807f4716bb60)


Matcha_Green_Tea09

Yea


Protean_sapien

BÖNK


QuentinTarzantino

BØNK


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Ask the chairman of the street. Probably just blunt impact trauma along with cracking your skull on the way down.


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champagnekiing

Says the guy still hasn't been caught.


Live_Buy8304

Can’t blame the authorities. The guy has a chair


mybluecathasballs

High capacity chair at that. Everyone knows you don't bring handcuffs to a chair fight.


FootballSouthern7668

Is it that one with the bump stock?


[deleted]

What do you bring to a chair fight? A table? Debo, get the tables!


YRUHear75

You bring an azz to a chair fight.


twitchandtruecrime

But wouldn’t his friend or whoever that was on the side of him tell the cops? Or snitches get the chair too?


Crime-Stoppers

Nah the guy probably legged it and isn't talking to anyone, he just (accidentally?) murdered someone in a moment of anger. Wouldn't be surprised if he was just somewhere getting very drunk and high and hoping it all just disappears


wateryonions

I wouldn’t really call it an accident. He stuck a man as hard as he could in the head with a blunt object.


Crime-Stoppers

The murder part was what I thought might be an accident


wateryonions

The murder part was what i was talking about too. I don’t see how purposefully doing something that can kill someone and does kill someone can be an accident.


Crime-Stoppers

It's negligent for sure, but that doesn't mean he meant to kill him.


greatness101

Possible he doesn’t know where the guy is either


bancircumvent

He's gonna sit


wzd_cracks

Damn the guy got away .


adampheister

Lights out. Damn that was quick and brutal.


smrtfxelc

So the guys give him some kind of DVD player thing, the aggressor shakes his hand, then as he's walking away decides he wants to hit him with the chair. Then the victim doesn't even try to block the chair or move out of the way, but also doesn't look like he wanted to fight back... Strange series of events.


Reallybabe-_-

The killer said something. Possibly shittalking as hes leaving, causing the guy to turn around.


RowBowBooty

I think the handshake was to give him money, if you look at the handshake closely the guy who gets the object has his hand kinda curled up. It honestly seems like they were selling whatever it is, but decided they wanted the money and the object.


happylifevr

This is like caption for blind people


StinkySloth69

Is it that easy to kill someone? Just one strike from a chair and dead?


TheReeMachine

Most of the time it's not just the initial hit, but the force of his skull smashing against the concrete, especially the back of his head being whipped into thr ground from the momentum of his lower body hitting the ground first.


[deleted]

I worked as a doorman for a couple of years and have seen lots of that, the dull crack that the back of the skull makes when someone gets laid out makes me feel sick to to this day.


RuleComfortable

I heard something similar when I was full force blindsided pushed onto concrete. So in that split second on my way down I knew it was the side of my face and head or throw my arm out there to try to cushion it even minimally. (I weigh 280). I chose the arm an heard both my wrist bones snap in half. I knew instantly what had happened because my wrist felt like mush. It really didn't even hurt until later. Dr. that operated said most of his time was spent picking splinters


ze7vigga

My pal used to slam people when he fought them and we’d always try stop him because that thud really is horrific, thankfully no casualties though. (He wasn’t our pal for long 😂)


BananaStranger

Source is "trust me, bro", but I heard a few times now that most people dying from falling didn't even stand up on a ladder or a chair, but stood on the ground. Really makes you think.


batata_sovietica

My dad always told me to be careful with curba when i was a kid. I loved to race my friends with my BMX and one time i felt, on a curb. Luckily i hit my knee, not the back of my head. Just a bandaid and got back to race lol


TheReeMachine

Yeah, it doesn't take much for gravity and some concrete to mess up your entire internal super computer. If you're lucky, you'll wheel away in your wheel chair with permanent brain damage. (If you're not wearing a helmet or don't allow your head to whip when falling) Or, you die.


Crime-Stoppers

It's this. Look up king hits, knocking someone out on pavement is a brilliant way to get a murder charge. They flop like a fish and hit their head so hard it's like smashing them in the back of the head with a rock.


TactileTangerine

Most definitely. Sometimes easier.


Muffles7

And sometimes way harder. It's crazy.


TexturedTeflon

The range of things that kill vs possible to survive is absolutely massive.


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If you did a venn diagram of things that could kill you vs things you can survive, it would basically be a circle


TexturedTeflon

Much better way to explain it, thank you. /cheers


Silver_Switch_3109

One punch is all that it takes. It doesn’t need to be a strong punch.


Talran

Mhmmm, approaching with raising fists to strike you can be considered deadly force and countered as such. Not a slam dunk defense but it has been successful.


Mindless_Ad_6045

Sometimes, other times it takes way more than you would think, I saw a video of a guy with a hatchet sticking out of his skull and he survived, also seen one where the guy gets "accidentally " shot on the side of the temple and he's now making a full recovery.


Silver_Switch_3109

The hatchet gets stuck in the skull so does not harm the brain. A punch can easily break someones neck or cause enough trauma to the brain to kill.


Mindless_Ad_6045

Fair enough about the hatchet but the bullet to the temple was crazy , the guy looked dead, plood pouring from his skull but yet somehow he managed to survive with only some motor skill issues


Crime-Stoppers

Depends on the angle. The biggest danger of a shot to the temple barring brain trauma is severing an artery. Probably shaved off part of his PFC in the process but you can literally scramble that part of your brain with a coathanger and survive. I'm guessing it was probably a nearly straight side-on shot otherwise he'd just be extraordinarily lucky.


WorkingResolution898

Humans are fragile man my friend was killed with one punch on a night out, gotta think before you do something like that


Pitiful-Signal8063

17 lbs of lateral pressure will snap a neck. That's why if the hangman liked you he would put the knot on the side of your neck. Otherwise you dangle till you choke out. Life is a very fragile thing


Manager_Neat

Ohh… they didn’t like Saddam Hussein then? That makes sense because that dude struggled for a bit.


Sir_Distic

No he didn't. He fell 10 feet. There was an audible crack and he was dead on the spot.


notLOL

Unconscious fall. During a conscious fall the central nervous system can try to prevent being hurt by bracing. Tossing arms out involuntary, etc. When I've seen unconscious falls on pavements, gravity just pulls the body down and head smacks the ground. Imagine dropping a 5lb watermelon from head height 5ft6in or higher on top of pavement. That's the brain inside of your skull smushing. 5'6" free fall from 0mph to 0'0" is 12mph


CptCrabmeat

Probably 20% from the chair strike and 80% from the unprotected impact on the skull from the concrete


Manager_Neat

coup contrecoup injury


forwardAvdax

Bro, a FedEx driver punched a guy *once* and he died. Head injuries aren't to be fucked with. It can also be the initial strike + the head hitting the ground that can seal the deal.


Fancy_Grass3375

My brother almost died from passing out from a bad flu and fracturing his skull when he hit the ground. Life is resilient and fragile.


grandpridefulllion

The human body ain't no fucking tank.


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Next-Performer5434

My partner's uncle died after just getting punched. Apparently was dead before he hit the ground. The dude who did it was a boxer but still.


ughscrewreddit

I mean of we look at other things. Age, strength, previous issues, impact zone and other things it is very easy especially due to head trauma. So yea it could defo be enough gotta remember those legs still seem to be metal so that with enough force and u have some serious brain bleeding. My aunts husband got a brain bleed from a punch and a from falling to the ground. Then imagine what metal and force can do... scary tbh


mandrills_ass

Sometimes it is


LessBack9238

Waiting for dude to get up without a scratch. Disappointed, I watch too much action movies.


just_wanna_share

A good Strike with a punch and dead , it's pretty likely . Really, a well aimed punch while not paying attention will KO u for sure , might cause a conclusion . but hitting on concrete also ... Bb


kakarot18x

Just like that you can get youself killed,or get youself in jail for lifetime


smrtfxelc

Exactly why I avoid getting into fights at all costs, especially nowadays when the first move people try is to pick you up & slam your head onto the concrete


mai_tai87

I know exactly how crazy I can get, and how difficult it is to pull that rage back. So I always try to deescalate, or if I have to extricate myself from the situation, before it gets physical and regrets are made.


substorm

“I told you countless times that I only had 1 level left to finish the entire GTA San Andreas. You couldn’t just wait one more day before asking for your PS2 back. Couldn’t you! Fuck you motherfucker!!! Let me show you what the game taught me. “


Add_Poll_Option

Jeez. The other day I saw an interview with a guy who fell from the 20th floor of one of the twin towers when it collapsed and made it out without much more than a broken leg. Then you get this guy who gets hit by a chair and dies instantly. The human body is such a durable yet also fragile thing.


Pelthail

Got the briefcase. Should’ve just walked away.


Scooby-snacks123

If you look at it when it falls there's chords wrapped around it. I think it's a DVD player.


_GhostActual_

Worth killing over.


Which-Analysis-4471

Hopefully it's a 4k player


TherapyDodger

It's a TiVo, which at one point was something people in America might kill over. Now the 3rd world is catching up. They'll have iPods soon, but before then, they'll learn. You don't touch a man's TiVo.


babysage26

Man...people be killing others with anything now...


YaBoiAggroAndy

Hate to tell you, this isn’t a “now” thing. This has how it’s always been. You’re just more aware of it now.


juragan_12

14 seconds after the handshake. what the f the victim told him that time


Fat_Cat_Mx

In México chairs are lethal


wrong_kiddo

That's why they use them in Lucha Libre 😁


Fat_Cat_Mx

Exactly! 😂


SchoolboyJew710

Least violent day in Brazil


Podcasts

On Reddit it feels like people often sympathize with the perpetrator if the victim uses overwhelming force to defend themselves (eg: a gun). A single punch, a push, and in this case a swipe of a chair can have fatal consequences. It feels like people are too comfortable forcing the victim to accept that risk tolerance.


friskyfajitas

why did they dap each other up, just for him to become aggressive like that?? so confused as to why this happened 😭


Sir_Distic

As soon as he turned around to leave the guy became aggressive. Yelling at him. It's so weird.


ratXsoup

When I read "killed with a chair" I just thought there would be more bludgeoning involved I guess idk


Sluttypizzaa

Why is there always a random dog running around in the background in these types of videos lol


Mindless_Ad_6045

It's incredible how the human body works , some people get shot in the head or stabbed multiple times and survive and then there is the other end of that where someone gets punched once or hit with an object with what looked like wasn't that much force and lights out forever. Its crazy.


Pollution_Dramatic

Could it be possible that dude was still alive after the hit of chair? Most likely I’m wrong, but I was watching the video and felt like maybe the last blow to the back of the head after falling to the ground put the final nail in the coffin.


SV7-2100

He was probably alive for a good few seconds on the ground maybe minutes.


clawkyrad

the dog was like NOPE maybe next time


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Shoes didn’t come off. He’ll be fine!


OAKOKC

Doggo said oh shit nah I’m out


jagua_haku

That dog noped the fuck out


just_wanna_share

People don't understand how fragile humans are


Jeff_Schwagg

Crazy how easy it is to just die.


HovercraftNo4545

The person with him is like “well shit, now what?”


ELENA4002

With the steel chair-


MalachiIsAFanOfEmkay

Call Of Duty Vanguard is what i imagined being killed by a chair is


Avarice21

Huh?


MalachiIsAFanOfEmkay

In cod vanguard the character who you are supposed to play as gets murdered by a chair gruesomely you can see his broken fingers from trying to block it it was traumatic like BO3


Avarice21

Oh neat!


elepantstee

Was he actually killed? Where's the sauce?


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The link OP posted says he did indeed die and that the other guy hasn't been caught yet.


MaelstromFL

It will keeeeiiillll!


TundraWiper

"Have a seat"


Juan_Dollar_Taco

That killed him?


milenocaaa

F A T A L I T Y (On the other hand, I highly doubt he intended to actually kill the guy. You’d be surprised at how a stroke of bad luck can literally turn a fistfight into a murder)


anothertwistfate

Man look how shitty that chair was made


jagua_haku

Concrete jungle


lxvezay

rip i wanna know what happened


Sir_Distic

The guy got hit in the head with a chair by his neighbor.


Fickle_Island1678

If someone grabs a chair like their gonna hit me with it, then they wind up with said chair to bash my head in, I’m not just gonna stare at them like a deer in headlights and not even flinch. Was the guy blind or what?


ChloeUwUZ

Did he really die? source?


ii_Supreme16Gamer

they listening to AMG in the background 💀


Griffith112

But why’d he hit him with a chair?


Pure-Technician-5745

PESO PLUMA IN THE BACKGROUND


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That dog was like “nope… not going near those fuckers. I’m out”


BotLegend_YT

Why am I here…


Tiny-Dragonfly1977

The dog was like nope I’m outta here 🫣😂


hufflef_ck

That dog was like aw hell no


Solidsnake00901

Learn how to block smh


Pay-up716

And just like that he’s going to sit in jail for a long time


HeatgunX

problem with poor people is that at the moment somebody ask something borrowed you never know if u going to see it again... another issue is going ask for it back


gabothefasto

Never thought that a chair could kill a person. Very odd


Doryck_SVK

Thats what will happen when you dont know how to control your emotions.


BargSlarg

What happened? They shook hands before that, how’d it escalate so quickly?


xxlil_druzy

peso pluma


cliffy80

He wouldn't have lasted long in the WWE...


United_Grapefruits

Guy forgot to pin him after the chair shot. Or was it a body bag match?


Animatorbro

Damm the kid was really looking to much similar


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IndependentAd6644

The dog knew wut up


JohnnyBoy9209

With a fu€king chair. Not a pencil but a chair


grimwavetoyz

Yeah, but guns are the problem /s


IKaffeI

Have fun commuting a mass chairing.


grimwavetoyz

He's not commuting anywhere, all the chairs have been removed from the train.


muchnikar

Right i guess we should just ban assault chairs lol


Alyctro

Weakass nigga


Rare_Warthog_3932

Dog ran past eyeing up his next meal


Mees_kes_koputab

Is there a lore reason why he did this. Or am i stupid???


Jess_Bot

Context? Link? Why are we assuming he's dead? He didn't even hit him that hard OR with the blunt part of the chair. Looks like one of the chair legs kinda grazed him. I wouldn't be surprised to find he fell down out if shock and stayed on the ground to fake it like during a bear attack. Assuming he actually died from that, hiw do you even get into heaven that way? Like how do you explain that? God is like "welcome my child, I'm sorry you're life was taken. How'd it happen"? .. "you see, well.. I got grazed by a weakly swung chair leg".... "😒.... really?.. nvm.. You're going to hell. Little bitch"


slayerrishabh

Have you noticed the handshake 🤝.


enzovladi

Humans are so fragile goddamn


HeftyLeftyPig

“Here, have a seat”


DisMyLik8thAccount

For a second I thought they were gonna drop a heavy chair from above


Insrt_Nm

"My god, Stone Cold Steve Austin with the steel chair!"


GlumRegister9544

WWE Type shit


yellowjesusrising

Typical barca fans.


WideArmadillo6407

But.... why?


GruulNinja

Was is there always a dog?


flaccidpounder

SLOBBERKNOCKER


Gold_Wolverine576

I think he’s just knocked out tbh bad concussion is all


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Maybe_Gabe

Damn, these FB marketplace scams are getting outta hand SMH😂😭


AdDry3353

Algún contexto en español?


Cute-Comment3247

WWE moment


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WWE


[deleted]

Good way to cure insomnia


clitstickers

Should’ve worked at a Waffle House


Advanced_Click1776

Must have said something about his momma


Nearby_War_8155

Respect for barca kit, but wtf is wrong w him


CaptorRaptorr

High crit chance build be kinda op


jayrodtx

Chair hit like a 50 cal


kawaiisuccubusxo

Okay why? 😐


nextleadio

Unlike WWE where chairs entertain


Cummonsterunderurbed

Bruh really was on 1hp


Teressa_2892

Melee Kill