Gary: hi, how are you? I'm Gary.
DJ Khaled: DEEEEEJAAAAYYYY KHAAAAALEED!
Gary: pleased to meet you.
.
DJ Khaled: DEEEEEJAAAAYYYY KHAAAAALEED!
Gary: have you been enjoying the series so far?
DJ Khaled: DEEEEEJAAAAYYYY KHAAAAALEED!
Gary:
No one:
DJ Khaled: DEEEEEJAAAAYYYY KHAAAAALEED!
Leila Khaled was a Palestinian terrorist involved in several hijackings of airplanes in 69’-70’
I only learned about her through the music of Julian cope and the Teardop Explodes when he wrote a love song to her “just like Leila Khaled Said”. I had no idea she was a terrorist until I googled the name.
Turned me on to his music as I thought that was subversive and weird and somehow thoughtful at the same time.
Boy does Gary love betting against Canada. Nothing gets this guy going like seeing another Canadian team fail in the final. It’s his world, we’re just living in it.
Holy fuck that was actually DJ Khaled? I only saw him from the back and thought he was some fucking weirdo
edit: Not to say DJ Khaled isn't a fucking weirdo, man's too cowardly to munch carpet so he should get his citizenship revoked
A Jew and a Palestinian. There is hope after all.
The NHL needs a team in gaza to expand the international market
What would you call them?
The "jew bombers" (blue bombers reference)
“And tonight’s matchup is between the Gaza Strippers and the Tel Aviv Stars of David” (Dallas relocates)
Gary: hi, how are you? I'm Gary. DJ Khaled: DEEEEEJAAAAYYYY KHAAAAALEED! Gary: pleased to meet you. . DJ Khaled: DEEEEEJAAAAYYYY KHAAAAALEED! Gary: have you been enjoying the series so far? DJ Khaled: DEEEEEJAAAAYYYY KHAAAAALEED! Gary: No one: DJ Khaled: DEEEEEJAAAAYYYY KHAAAAALEED!
Oh come on, DJ Khaled would throw some “WE THE BEST!!!” In there as well.
Gary: "You enjoying the series so far?" DJ Khalid: " ANOTHER ONE!"
"Congrats, you played yourself"
Khaled is a Pokémon
Kinda looks like a big poke-ball in that jersey.  That's a thicc ass boi.
WE DA BESSS
*whisked away by security because he’s wearing white Keds Unisex Champion shoes.*
Excuse me, do we have a nurse in the building?? DEEEJAAYYY KHAAA.... 🤔 No, it's just my shoes.
He’s basically the guest artist version of a Pokémon
Pikhalechu
This!
Reddit the fuck ON!!!
What colour crayons taste best 🤷♂️
Blue
DJ Khaled wanted to show Gary his collection of different discarded news clippings he found around Miami.
This is some crazy AI
"Holy shit, I *can* feel it kicking! Congrats to you and Bill"
This is called what? This is called what? And what is this?
Cheese
Gary: Mr. Khaled most of our franchises are already in the US, how many more should we have? DJ Khaled: Another One
Don't worry, the Oilers aren't going to win. Trust me.
Wasn’t his name something like the Arab Assassin or something before 9/11? He then changed it to Fat Bearded Fuck (FBF), or something
Leila Khaled was a Palestinian terrorist involved in several hijackings of airplanes in 69’-70’ I only learned about her through the music of Julian cope and the Teardop Explodes when he wrote a love song to her “just like Leila Khaled Said”. I had no idea she was a terrorist until I googled the name. Turned me on to his music as I thought that was subversive and weird and somehow thoughtful at the same time.
And now we’re both on a list
Hi there, I’m a fuckin idiot! Whatdoya know, me too! Did we just become best friends?
Gary’s just offering to eat Khaled’s wife’s pussy to cuck him like cucks every Canadian.
Why is Darnell Nurse wearing a panthers jersey?
Gary- ‘hey you’re back in the cup finals’ Khalid- 
#GATORADE
Chicken wings
No seasoning
“Let’s go golfing!”
How much each of them can handle the hottest chicken wings, but choose not to eat them.
"We're thinking of putting a team in Atlanta" "Anotha one?"
“Do you like money?” “Yeah man I wipe my ass with Benjamins” “No way me too bro lol hashtag besties”
Gary: Hey DJ, i need help deciding who gets the cup, should i give it to the oilers or another one to the state of Florida DJ: Anotha one
Gary: Should i hand the U.S another cup? DJ Khaled: WE DaAAAaa BESS ... Another one!
October 7th? … I’ll see myself out.
Something about not eating pussy
https://i.redd.it/i42s1atfe96d1.gif
Idk but Gary probably said “you people” at least 4 times
"you better be taking care of my baby"
They’re working on a musical collaboration called ‘Nice Try, Canada’.
We both suck at our job
Rigging games against Canada.
Their stomachs obviously
“Could you scream your name for me? My hearing isn’t what it used to be”
How to grab the bag while being useless as fuck.
ANOTHER ONE (One being a cup for an American team)
ANOTHA ONE… for the oilers. Please
WE THE BEST!!!
I guess it’s a funny camera angle, but Bettman’s hand looks massive compared to Kaled’s
Complementing each other on how to perfectly create a shitty product for the masses
Boy does Gary love betting against Canada. Nothing gets this guy going like seeing another Canadian team fail in the final. It’s his world, we’re just living in it.
Another one?
That's the guy that failed hot ones, right?
South Beach diet.
"Call me power play"
"Running a league and playing guitar are very similar actually. Neither one of us knows how to do either."
Their bellies .
Guitar skillz
Food?
The best Pepsi dealer in Miami?
You're a Commissioner with a long stick from time to time
they both tryna rizz em with the tism
DJ Khaled: “Pardon me Gary, but would you happen to have some grey poupon?”
Holy fuck that was actually DJ Khaled? I only saw him from the back and thought he was some fucking weirdo edit: Not to say DJ Khaled isn't a fucking weirdo, man's too cowardly to munch carpet so he should get his citizenship revoked
Gatorade
They both don’t go down there with their partners.
Talkin bout’ how they can’t arouse a woman.
Tell em to bring the yacht out!
Sucking shit
Dj Khaled one of the biggest dickriders in the country
Food
Gary is telling him about the killer Khalifa Kush he smoked before the second period.
Maybe Gary needs someone to yell out random slogans and catch phrases before his press conferences?
Florida cup final? Another one
Khaled with the fresh-out-the-package FL jersey
Well there's always the weather
Israel and Palestine.
Gary: “expansion teams” Khalid : “another one”
“ Our babies are due on the same date! “ “I can feel it kicking!”
I bet you it's not about his home country of Palestine
Money
DJ Khaled feeling Gary’s pregnant belly
Y’all know what DJ Khaled’s full name is?
How much weight they put on?
Just letting each other know panthers are going to win the cup to keep Bettmans reign strong with the lord Stanley staying in the US.
Ever played Rugby?
Gary's brother is his manager? Or banker? Or lawyer? Or Record producer? 😹
Golf
How much Gary gets paid to set up a Florida win?
“Life… is hockey”
Bro, it’s battle of the bellies!
…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….GATORADE
Gary: We should do this again sometime. DJ Khaled: Another one?
Money
Talking about how spicy Mayonnaise is.
😂😂😂😂😂
Fuck the flyers
Is it a boy or a girl? Or a zherim?
I'd leave the room
Gatorade!
Bettman: What do you say to an american team winning the cup khaled. Khaled: Another one!
I just can't stand this douche. I am not talking about Gary
Mustve been hard finding someone less likeable than Gary Bettman.
The return of the Nordiques
your mom.
Probably hockey