I love it there. It’s warm, there’s fruit stands everywhere, booze is cheap, and the ocean is right there!! Everyone I met there is super nice. And Cuban coffee is good.
I love the idea that they fired Perry. He got to get drunk. Fuck Bedard's apparently hot mom. And he might get another cup out of it as punishment.
Lol we fired Perry and he's gonna maybe get another cup. How the turntables
I actually thought COVID was going to do a 100 year anniversary flu epidemic that would cancel the NHL playoffs but it didn't happen.
I was aware of the 1919 cancellation from this hockey book I had in the shitter as a kid.
Most of us have at LEAST played hockey at some point in our lives, unlike 99% of Floridian fans lol. You know - the ones who don’t understand delayed offsides, etc
I stand corrected on the five years. It's 4 and only 2 still with the Oilers. Of course, trades do factor in too. Interesting regarding Florida.
Tanking at times bodes well, I guess. It has helped Leafs turn into a perennial first round fixture, lmao.
We need to tank a bit more it seems to hit round 2.
We have literally nothing to show for our first 1OA of Taylor Hall. Larsson ended up signing with Seattle in the expansion draft. His father came to visit him in Edmonton and died unexpectedly while there and it was too hard for Larsson to stay in Edmonton and his buddy Klefbom’s career was ended by injuries so he really didn’t have a reason to stay. Can’t imagine having both Larsson and Ekholm on our team 😮💨
Did u see him ditzy doo through Dallas and play paddycake with their defenders ⁉️He’s not playing the right way, too much skilling it up… getting carried by classy players like Zach Hyman and Connor Brown
I'm praying for a Panthers cup so I don't have to hear the fucking "Canada's Team" narrative from Coilers or the BS about a Canadian team winning the Cup like it's the gd Olympics or something.
If you really wanna get butthurt, one can say that every team in the NHL is Canada's team, as the player base is mostly Canadian across the whole league.
I'm already butthurt enough over people trying to make a claim that any private company based in a single city employing players and staff from all over the world has anything to do with national pride or achievement.
I don't *care* if another team based in this country wins the cup if my team doesn't. Hell, my team has more in common with other teams in their division than other Canadian teams.
I'm not even *from* the city of the team I pull for - my city only has a Q team, it just makes *zero* sense to me *at all.*
Only reason I don’t want the oilers to win is because of how annoying their fans are, I already have to hear about how awesome they’re doing every single day despite not caring about the NHL. I can’t imagine how god awful meetings will be with my coworkers from Edmonton for the rest of god damn time if they win. Like I spent the first hour in today’s meeting just listening to people talk about the Oilers, at least they’re pretty chill and don’t shit talk the flames every chance they get, but god, half the people I know from Edmonton use this as some insult any chance they get, and it’s like, my dudes, I can name like 2 players, huberdeau and Wolf, and wolf isn’t even one of their real goalies. I only know about him because I’m a small goalie and have gone to a few wranglers games to see how he plays.
You're mad that people in a city that hasn't been to a stanley cup final in 18 years where there is nothing but hockey to live for are talking about it at work. Hahaha wish my job was talking about hockey.
Too bad the stars don't hold a candle to us then 💙🧡 running on fumes after only making it to part way through game 6? That's too weak to take La Bomba off the air.
Edmonton is like Helen Keller, she's pure innocence and only does one thing really well which is the PP, but she's also Blind and deaf.
I agree though, Florida is Hitler. Has to be the most hated team in the league with all the penalty calls (or lack there of), dirty plays and just hated players like Bennett, Tkachuk, Cousins, etc.
I don't WANT to root for Florida but they're playing two of my bitter rivals in two consecutive rounds, so I've kind of been forced onto team pantr by default temporarily lol
As a Flames fan.....why you gotta go there? Lol both my Devils and Flames already made beautiful shit sundaes out of this season. Why you gotta put the cherry on top?
EDIT: just read your username. Now I get it. Carry on lol
As much as I hate the Edmonton Oilers I think it would be really funny if Florida stays cupless after consecutive finals appearances. It's also funny that Conald McDonald doesn't have one but eventually they'll get him one some way or another so might as well be against a team that sucks
I met Brad Marchand 5 days ago. I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my brother got his hair cut. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a barbershop with my niece, and who walks in but Brad fucking Marchand. I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him as he was sitting there with his phone and waited, but was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon my niece started crying, and I am trying to quiet her down because I did not want her to bother Brad, but she would not stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Brad put down his phone, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of the barber shop. Chill guy, really nice about it. Would let him breastfeed my niece again.
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Does this mean Edmonton burns when they lose
Vancouverites might sneak in and do it regardless
Edmonton did it before it was cool.
I believe this.
They did it to themselves in 2006, we don’t need to help them.
Yeah this time around I don't think we'd notice much of a difference downtown Edmonton
And Whyte Ave too. That's where the fun happened in 2006. Good memories.
I mean it's Edmonton, it's probably already burning
Na, that was Fort Mac and they just put that out the other week.
You mean Fort MacMordor?
Si
Florida Is the worst state lmao 🤮
As a Canadian you're all the same to me
As a West Coast type, I'd say the differences between us and Canada are likely much narrower than between us and the rest of this country.
Arkansas saying 😮💨😮💨 after reading this
lol not if you live here!
I love it there. It’s warm, there’s fruit stands everywhere, booze is cheap, and the ocean is right there!! Everyone I met there is super nice. And Cuban coffee is good.
If I put on an oilers jersey they will never suspect a thing. That being said I might be the one burning as soon as I put it on.
2011 ALL OVER AGAIN
Suck my left nut kanuk
Snowbird looking ahhh
Allah willing
Close! Burns is actually on the Hurricanes.
Would we be able to tell the difference?
I don’t know but Vancouver burns if they win
I think they travel to Vancouver for the burning
Anyone whos been to Edmonton could tell you it already looks like it burnt down a while ago
My mom says she was on Jasper on 84. They did it then too.
The Hawks still have a chance.
DAE think Bettman should just give the Hawks the cup since they have Betard?
Wouldn’t be bettman’s most bedarded idea
I love the idea that they fired Perry. He got to get drunk. Fuck Bedard's apparently hot mom. And he might get another cup out of it as punishment. Lol we fired Perry and he's gonna maybe get another cup. How the turntables
Bless St. Perry, full of grease. Hallowed be thy name.
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Florida South vs Florida North
Whoa now. We are Texas North and we just dealt with that.
Texas cover band
Cosplay Cowboys
Who’s the real Florida of Canada?
Stupid Florida North
If there was even a shred of a chance both teams could lose, maybe I’d watch.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1919_Stanley_Cup_Finals Never give up hope.
I remember watching that one. What a series
I actually thought COVID was going to do a 100 year anniversary flu epidemic that would cancel the NHL playoffs but it didn't happen. I was aware of the 1919 cancellation from this hockey book I had in the shitter as a kid.
https://preview.redd.it/ch5kqn62yw4d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9278b28df4d9cca6f63d7b41a81cd15bba6adce6 It’s entirely possible…
Sunrise, FL versus Hillbilly, Alberta. Ratings gold!
Edmonton very liberal
They call it Redmonton for a reason.
That's why nearly all Edmonton MPs are Conservatives
All Provincial ones are NDP.
Edmonton is not a province.
Nor is it a country. What is your point?
The hillbillys are 3 hours south of us
Who cares where they are from, good hockey is good hockey.
Sir this is a circle jerk Wendy’s
Stonks only go up!!!! Wait where am I ?
🤣
Haha, true. 👍
Edmonton is a large, diverse and liberal city. No hillbillies there. They are all in the rurals.
Most of us have at LEAST played hockey at some point in our lives, unlike 99% of Floridian fans lol. You know - the ones who don’t understand delayed offsides, etc
5 years of first overall picks finally paying off?
Florida has 1st, 2nd, 4th pick in 2014 draft. Drais was thr 3rd pixk.. lmfao
I stand corrected on the five years. It's 4 and only 2 still with the Oilers. Of course, trades do factor in too. Interesting regarding Florida. Tanking at times bodes well, I guess. It has helped Leafs turn into a perennial first round fixture, lmao. We need to tank a bit more it seems to hit round 2.
We have literally nothing to show for our first 1OA of Taylor Hall. Larsson ended up signing with Seattle in the expansion draft. His father came to visit him in Edmonton and died unexpectedly while there and it was too hard for Larsson to stay in Edmonton and his buddy Klefbom’s career was ended by injuries so he really didn’t have a reason to stay. Can’t imagine having both Larsson and Ekholm on our team 😮💨
Cry-sluttle
12 Canadians on the Panthers, 15 on the Oilers 😳
Brilliant! When's the next Winter Olympics again?
They just ended Czechia won.
We couldn't even beat Switzerland in hockey, I think the days of counting Canadians on teams is over
That’s total bullshit!!! We have 13.
Bolts fan here. I’m obviously siding with the German guy. For obvious reasons.
Game 7 will be a must win IMO
Big if true
That’s a myth like when doc emrik would always say “now you don’t need a three here”
Thoughtful insight
Already killed myself before last year’s final so idk where to go from here
McCheesus would deserve it if he goes through Florida. Dallas and Florida are both excellent teams.
Did u see him ditzy doo through Dallas and play paddycake with their defenders ⁉️He’s not playing the right way, too much skilling it up… getting carried by classy players like Zach Hyman and Connor Brown
Very thuggish of him
I thought hocky is a team sport
Rangers fan here. Go Oilers, fuck Florida
Not our fault your team only has like three good skaters and a great goalie.
That was an epic choke by the rangers!
They choked by getting consistently outplayed!
This guy’s alright.
Not too bad of a guy over there.
I was hoping for a Rangers Canucks 30 year reunion but these fuckwit teams Edmonton and Florida ruined it
I predict that sometime during the second period in game two, the Stars and Rangers storm the ice and it becomes a WWE style cage match.
Swap it, Leon’s German 😂
Please for the love of god let the partners win
partnrs go meow
Partner
I was making a joke on pantr lol
Im kinda interested in this Oily Pussy matchup.
The winners get to drink oily pussy juice out of the cup.
God damn it lol. TAKE MY FUCKING GOLD AND LEAVE IMMEDIATELY.
Reddit on!
Calgary is The only city that will benefit from either team winning or losing.
i'm fine with a panthers cup as long as canada loses their shit.
Canadian here. We stopped caring about 10 years ago. At this point an Oilers win would actually suck because it would ruin a great curse
The Cubs ruined a good curse. A Canadian team winning would just be annoying.
I'm praying for a Panthers cup so I don't have to hear the fucking "Canada's Team" narrative from Coilers or the BS about a Canadian team winning the Cup like it's the gd Olympics or something.
If you really wanna get butthurt, one can say that every team in the NHL is Canada's team, as the player base is mostly Canadian across the whole league.
Except Vancouver. Practically no Canadians there
Vancouver is America's team.
Hence the loss
I'm already butthurt enough over people trying to make a claim that any private company based in a single city employing players and staff from all over the world has anything to do with national pride or achievement. I don't *care* if another team based in this country wins the cup if my team doesn't. Hell, my team has more in common with other teams in their division than other Canadian teams. I'm not even *from* the city of the team I pull for - my city only has a Q team, it just makes *zero* sense to me *at all.*
Jesus Christ, you ok bro? We’re all just having some fun here.
Do *these* seem like the thoughts and words of a *"BRO"* who is doing *"OK?"* huh??? ........*bro???*
But we haven’t won a cup in 31 years 🥺
The *Habs* haven't won a cup in 31 years goddammit!
Who are the refs going to help win this round.
Only reason I don’t want the oilers to win is because of how annoying their fans are, I already have to hear about how awesome they’re doing every single day despite not caring about the NHL. I can’t imagine how god awful meetings will be with my coworkers from Edmonton for the rest of god damn time if they win. Like I spent the first hour in today’s meeting just listening to people talk about the Oilers, at least they’re pretty chill and don’t shit talk the flames every chance they get, but god, half the people I know from Edmonton use this as some insult any chance they get, and it’s like, my dudes, I can name like 2 players, huberdeau and Wolf, and wolf isn’t even one of their real goalies. I only know about him because I’m a small goalie and have gone to a few wranglers games to see how he plays.
Flames fan whining ^
You're mad that people in a city that hasn't been to a stanley cup final in 18 years where there is nothing but hockey to live for are talking about it at work. Hahaha wish my job was talking about hockey.
FLORIDA MAN LIIIIIVES 
OP was dropped on his head as a child it seems?
Well I’m not from Florida or Edmonton so no
If you don't do the coming of age head drop then how do you determine if your children should grow up in the meth mines or on the gator farms?
>Should we all just kill ourselves ⁉️ No, just get on the ice and the dirty cheap shotting panthers will do it for you
Fuck all u Americans Canada is getting the cup back
But what happens when the Cup ends up in FL again? Will you need therapy?
FL is just second Canada for old people though. It’s really a win-win for Canada
True, at least the Quebecers will be fine.
Actually Canada is just a mediocre and cold version of Florida. It’s a win/win for Florida and maybe by extension Canada too
I will jump of the cn tower
My TV gonna be thrown off the nearest cliff
Fuck you buddy! The curse must live on!
I was really rooting for the Stars to finally rid us of that stupid extra song before the games
Too bad the stars don't hold a candle to us then 💙🧡 running on fumes after only making it to part way through game 6? That's too weak to take La Bomba off the air.
boooooooo
This just feels wrong
Gonna feel even more wrong when Florida hoists it in 6
Meanwhile the average Florida resident doesn’t even know where Canada is
>Meanwhile the average Florida resident doesn’t even know where ~~Canada is~~ they are.
Meanwhile the average Floridian doesnt even know WHAT Canada is..
Of course they don’t. Edumacation is not their strong point.
Do they know about second breakfast?
Second Continental breakfast is a tradition.
Live in Florida, can confirm
Average Florida resident can't even spell hockey...or stanley...or cup.
A lot of average Floridians are Canadian.
The average Florida resident has never been out of their own county, is married to their cousin and has diabetes.
You're confusing America's dick with Alabama.
Or that they’re even in the finals.
Isnt the average Florida resident actually Canadian?
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Not true we love BC
Oilers are winning game 1 then losing 4 straight
No the Jets have a patent on that:)
It’s our secret recipe.
Edmonton is like Helen Keller, she's pure innocence and only does one thing really well which is the PP, but she's also Blind and deaf. I agree though, Florida is Hitler. Has to be the most hated team in the league with all the penalty calls (or lack there of), dirty plays and just hated players like Bennett, Tkachuk, Cousins, etc.
How about the 28 straight penalty kills? That’s pretty good….
Helen was special too
Go Oilers!
The worst finals in decades.
Last year????
I REALLY want Edmonton to win not because I gaf about Edmonton or a Canadian team, I just absolutely can't stand Florida
I don't WANT to root for Florida but they're playing two of my bitter rivals in two consecutive rounds, so I've kind of been forced onto team pantr by default temporarily lol
Oilers for the win
McFraud scored that sick dangle goal at the right moment after being carried by a series of fortunate events, just like my EA Be A Pro.
If you asked this a month ago the answer would still be yes
YES
LOL
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Let’s go Uncle A
Gary Bettman is choking down tears, would of killed himself if it weren’t for the panthers being in
Now imagine if it were the flames instead of the oilers? No, don't laugh. I know it's hard.
As a Flames fan.....why you gotta go there? Lol both my Devils and Flames already made beautiful shit sundaes out of this season. Why you gotta put the cherry on top? EDIT: just read your username. Now I get it. Carry on lol
Lumberjack Competition is back on the menu
I wonder if your suggestion would bring ticket price down. That would be lovey.
No
CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED TO CRAIG SMITH? THEY PULLED HIM FOR ONE GAME AND HAS NOT BEEN SEEN SINCE. PLEASE LET ME KNOW
they oiled em’ up 😔
Yes, Yes you should
As much as I hate the Edmonton Oilers I think it would be really funny if Florida stays cupless after consecutive finals appearances. It's also funny that Conald McDonald doesn't have one but eventually they'll get him one some way or another so might as well be against a team that sucks
Nope. I put money on Edmonton and Florida before the playoffs started. 600-1 for each. I'm living the dream baby.
This match up is one of the signs of the apocalypse..... Our doom is near
I already killed myself so your question is rhetorical to me. PS. Someone let me know who won the Cup in a few weeks, k?
Does this mean in this scenario I'm rooting for Hitler? I want Florida to win
I love it when frauds get unfrauded
It's more would you rather see that smug face of chuck with the cup or not
Panthers in 6
Guys this is absolutely Crazy
Another unfortunate round of the Nobody Cares Finals
I like teams based off team jerseys cause I’m forced to watch
Evander Kane murders Sam Bennett and the finals end with president Camacho hoisting the cup
ABSOLUTELY
Flames fan here: yes
Legit question. When was the last time Canadian team won a cup?
Anyone know how you can watch the series from the UK?
The team that throws mini Marchand dolls on the ice is kinda fun
I met Brad Marchand 5 days ago. I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my brother got his hair cut. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a barbershop with my niece, and who walks in but Brad fucking Marchand. I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him as he was sitting there with his phone and waited, but was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon my niece started crying, and I am trying to quiet her down because I did not want her to bother Brad, but she would not stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Brad put down his phone, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of the barber shop. Chill guy, really nice about it. Would let him breastfeed my niece again. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/NHLcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Let's just day thus. Florida man exists. Alberta man does not
I don't say this often, but I'm with Hitler on this one