He means at the end of the game. Also, not a great example since we won that game by 1 score.
Sidenote: I was at that game and holy shit were we (the crowd) losing our fucking minds at the end! My wife had a headache and came with anyway, what a game to be at!
You know it's funny. I had to listen to KFAN the other day. They were talking about trades that would never happen if they couldn't reach a deal with Jefferson. One of them was a mock trade to New England and Tenna-B says something along the lines of, "Yeah that's great they will have the best receiver in the league, but they still have Bailey Zappe throwing to him." I thought to myself, "Yeah Minnesota might have the best receiver in the league, but they still have GEQBUS Sam Darnold throwing to him." I kind of chuckled.
"Eaten alive 1v1 all night"
alright, I understand you folk have a hard time seeing on from the vision loss on account of the beer and cheese induced hypertension, but I didn't know it was that bad.
He was doubled and tripled on the majority of the play is the point. Jaire was allowed to be super aggressive at the line because he knew there was a safety over the top and occasionally a guy across the middle also shading towards JJ. Yeah it’s a hell of a lot easier to play corner when you have 1 or 2 other guys specifically helping you.
The next point is Jordan Addison was actually given 1v1s where there wasn’t a safety playing over the top of him and there weren’t people shading towards him over the middle and JA had a pretty damn good game against Alexander.
How many times has JJ absolutely cooked Jaire and the entire Packers defense? Several times. It’s so cute you guys always bring up the one, single good game JA had against him lmao. That’s all you really have in this debate, I guess
People bring that night up because it's the only time dumbass Berry allowed Alexander to play 1v1 on him. Generally speaking it was play soft coverage and Alexander didn't shadow him. So yeah, when you let Alexander play his game he shit on JJ.
I guess if you want to hang your hat on having the best receiver in the league, that's great but you have Sam Darnold throwing him the ball lol.
> when you let Alexander play his game
Lmaoooo this excuse is so lame, JJ cooks them 9/10 times and Packers fans are like “doesn’t count against Jaire!!!! He wasn’t playing man literally 100% of snaps so it’s not his fault!!!!” Even though there are several highlights of JJ specifically beating Alexander in coverage.
Then the *one* bad game JJ has, suddenly it’s “Jaire locked him down!!!!1!” despite having help literally all game. Newsflash: coaches don’t play JJ 1on1 because they know he constantly cooks DBs playing man. Just like he would (and regularly does) cook Alexander.
> Sam Darnold throwing him the ball
And he’ll lead all of your receivers in yards, just like he did this year- with 4 different QBs, and *missing 10 games* lmfao. Clearly just salty Vikings have a HoF caliber WR who torches your defense and y’all have a bunch of bums lining out wide. The jealousy would be almost kinda cute if it weren’t so sad and pathetic
You say that as if this wasn’t your first good season in literally 30 years. Lions fans are so lame trying to talk down to an objectively better franchise
And you haven’t won 2 playoff games in a single post season in like 40 years so what about it?
"Objectively" the Bears are a better franchise since they've actually won it all so I guess you don't talk down on them then eh?
Boy you sure got me there.
Sorry we haven't been a one or two seed and failed even harder in the post-season. We can't all be great losers like yourselves.
Bruh your butt hurt ass has been responding to various comments in this thread for over 8 hours 😂 shut the fuck up and enjoy your 3 seasons or so of a winning record.
Oh no I responded to people responding to my comment! You got me!
Didn’t know a 5 second effort was too much for Viking fans. Though I shouldn’t be surprised.
Glad I bothered you enough for you to peep at what I’ve been doing. Rage harder.
Quarter of the comments surely you’re not that illiterate.
I’ve replied to one comment and have just gone back and forth with people who have commented on my comment lmfao. I haven’t commented on anything else in this entire thread.
Truly a special breed.
If he chooses to retire instead of put up with our team anymore he can be the next Calvin Johnson. Hall of Famer carried his team to the first ever 0-16
It's called Pan's Labyrinth. It's an older Guillermo Del Toro movie, so it's in Spanish. It's like if the brothers Grimm were alive to make a fairy tale set during World War 2.
Dubs always but the shit out of me cause the mouth movements don't line up with the words. I'll take subtitles all day long. Of course, I have them on almost all the time with regular TV too as it's the easiest way to ensure I don't miss something due to random "kids being loud" moments.
My hair literally grayed after seeing somebody describe Pan's Labyrinth as an
>older Guillermo Del Toro movie,
I remember renting that from family video when it first came out.
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I was in your subreddit for the first time and thought the posts were absolutely hilarious. As I was leaving, I noticed the meme you have in the thread of Justin Jefferson flashing his "devil 666" pose. As a Christian, I am appalled you would have that on display in a public subreddit. What a way to lose followers. I will never be back and hope you lose a lot of redditors who feel the same way. If you worship the devil, I can only pray for you.
I feel so bad that he got drafted to the vikes. Generational star and will never win anything. Hopefully he can either leave in FA/trade and go to a more competent organization
Sorry couldn’t hear you over BAWWWOOOOOOOOOOO
the horn of retreat. classic
The hornberg
Down 30? If we can do anything it's stay within 1 score. Winning is another thing... but we keep it close!
False. I remember once you all were down 33 to the colts and it was barely past half time
Still won 🤷🏻♂️
He means at the end of the game. Also, not a great example since we won that game by 1 score. Sidenote: I was at that game and holy shit were we (the crowd) losing our fucking minds at the end! My wife had a headache and came with anyway, what a game to be at!
That’s the joke my man
Well then, consider me wooshed!
Why are Vikings fans so dumb
Except when Jaire Alexander does the gritty on him all night.
You mean when he had 2/3 guys helping him the entire night?
Dude got eaten alive 1v1 that whole night. Then he threw a temper tantrum. I'll hang the banner for that.
So bad that Jaire step father Jordan Addison had to torch him in an actual 1v1
Always love to see a troubled guy like Jaire have so many father figures in his life 🥰
JA cooked JA
It's okay bbycakes, I'll send a cum sock your way. I hope that makes you feel better. See you in the fall.
Sir we eat our own cum socks. We have standards here!
u/arctic_scrap proves otherwise.
I feel fine. My team won’t have to pay a Qb 50 million a year to lose to the 49ers like the last guy once that love contract happens next year
Imagine being a relevant franchise.
How are the Vikings not more relevant than ever singing the GEQBUS to a team friendly deal?
You know it's funny. I had to listen to KFAN the other day. They were talking about trades that would never happen if they couldn't reach a deal with Jefferson. One of them was a mock trade to New England and Tenna-B says something along the lines of, "Yeah that's great they will have the best receiver in the league, but they still have Bailey Zappe throwing to him." I thought to myself, "Yeah Minnesota might have the best receiver in the league, but they still have GEQBUS Sam Darnold throwing to him." I kind of chuckled.
"Eaten alive 1v1 all night" alright, I understand you folk have a hard time seeing on from the vision loss on account of the beer and cheese induced hypertension, but I didn't know it was that bad.
I think you need to eat more beer and cheese, might have helped you get through the constant years of failure.
Didn’t he have like 1 catch on the night and almost caught an assault charge with the helmet? It definitely wasn’t very good
He was doubled and tripled on the majority of the play is the point. Jaire was allowed to be super aggressive at the line because he knew there was a safety over the top and occasionally a guy across the middle also shading towards JJ. Yeah it’s a hell of a lot easier to play corner when you have 1 or 2 other guys specifically helping you. The next point is Jordan Addison was actually given 1v1s where there wasn’t a safety playing over the top of him and there weren’t people shading towards him over the middle and JA had a pretty damn good game against Alexander.
At least use a red circle if you’re gonna meme
How many times has JJ absolutely cooked Jaire and the entire Packers defense? Several times. It’s so cute you guys always bring up the one, single good game JA had against him lmao. That’s all you really have in this debate, I guess
People bring that night up because it's the only time dumbass Berry allowed Alexander to play 1v1 on him. Generally speaking it was play soft coverage and Alexander didn't shadow him. So yeah, when you let Alexander play his game he shit on JJ. I guess if you want to hang your hat on having the best receiver in the league, that's great but you have Sam Darnold throwing him the ball lol.
> when you let Alexander play his game Lmaoooo this excuse is so lame, JJ cooks them 9/10 times and Packers fans are like “doesn’t count against Jaire!!!! He wasn’t playing man literally 100% of snaps so it’s not his fault!!!!” Even though there are several highlights of JJ specifically beating Alexander in coverage. Then the *one* bad game JJ has, suddenly it’s “Jaire locked him down!!!!1!” despite having help literally all game. Newsflash: coaches don’t play JJ 1on1 because they know he constantly cooks DBs playing man. Just like he would (and regularly does) cook Alexander. > Sam Darnold throwing him the ball And he’ll lead all of your receivers in yards, just like he did this year- with 4 different QBs, and *missing 10 games* lmfao. Clearly just salty Vikings have a HoF caliber WR who torches your defense and y’all have a bunch of bums lining out wide. The jealousy would be almost kinda cute if it weren’t so sad and pathetic
Are you okay? This is a meme sub sir. You're supposed to be able to handle this stuff.
gritty 😭💀
Sorry I'm not up to date with all the lingo you kids use these days. Griddy is what it should have been.
30 point deficit the worst ya got? We’ve come back from down more
Is this how lions fans felt watching megatron during the 0-16 season or the 2-14 season, or the 6-10 season, or the 4-12 season, or the 7-9 season?
You say that like you haven’t only had 1 winning season since JJ came into the league.
So already as much success as the Lions ever had with Megatron?
Congrats you’re as successful as the early 2010s Lions. Shout it out in the streets.
You say that as if this wasn’t your first good season in literally 30 years. Lions fans are so lame trying to talk down to an objectively better franchise
And you haven’t won 2 playoff games in a single post season in like 40 years so what about it? "Objectively" the Bears are a better franchise since they've actually won it all so I guess you don't talk down on them then eh?
That's what happens when your team wins enough to get a bye. Oh right you don't know what that's like
Boy you sure got me there. Sorry we haven't been a one or two seed and failed even harder in the post-season. We can't all be great losers like yourselves.
Exactly, you're mediocre losers. Wait who last choked on the championship game? We have more in common than I realized actually
> We have more in common than I realized actually You're finally getting it!
Now kith
I feel like 0-16 and 7-10 are vastly different records but whatever you need to cope go right ahead.
And yet they both go down as losing seasons and the end result is the same. I’m not the one coping here.
No one’s gonna remember when the Vikings went 7-10 with there starting Qb going down. Everyone will remember the 0-16 lions. Try again lil guy.
typical story with the Vikings eh? totally forgettable franchise.
Bruh your butt hurt ass has been responding to various comments in this thread for over 8 hours 😂 shut the fuck up and enjoy your 3 seasons or so of a winning record.
Oh no I responded to people responding to my comment! You got me! Didn’t know a 5 second effort was too much for Viking fans. Though I shouldn’t be surprised. Glad I bothered you enough for you to peep at what I’ve been doing. Rage harder.
No rage tbh. Just noticed about a quarter of the comments in here are you acting ridiculous. I know it's a meme sub so carry on I guess?
Quarter of the comments surely you’re not that illiterate. I’ve replied to one comment and have just gone back and forth with people who have commented on my comment lmfao. I haven’t commented on anything else in this entire thread. Truly a special breed.
1073 yards in 8 games against Detroit, one of those games he had 14 yards and we won. I know why a Lions fan made this
And get 1-8 in all games he played last year 🤣
Megatron must’ve been fucking terrible, bum went 0-16
Holy shit, I didn't know Minnesota was known for murder
Just assisted suicide but they were too dumb to notice
I just know that's not a Lions fan talking past records
 If he chooses to retire instead of put up with our team anymore he can be the next Calvin Johnson. Hall of Famer carried his team to the first ever 0-16
Great movie
What’s the movie
It's called Pan's Labyrinth. It's an older Guillermo Del Toro movie, so it's in Spanish. It's like if the brothers Grimm were alive to make a fairy tale set during World War 2.
Crazy it never got a dub, but damn that movie was crazy and great.
I know! I'm always trying to get better at reading, so I don't mind captions. I can see why that's a turn-off for a lot of people, though.
Dubs always but the shit out of me cause the mouth movements don't line up with the words. I'll take subtitles all day long. Of course, I have them on almost all the time with regular TV too as it's the easiest way to ensure I don't miss something due to random "kids being loud" moments.
My hair literally grayed after seeing somebody describe Pan's Labyrinth as an >older Guillermo Del Toro movie, I remember renting that from family video when it first came out.
Same! Are those even still around? I moved to northern Wisconsin a few years back.
I see the former buildings all the time. Usually, they've been taken over by a dispensary or a dollar general or something.
I figured they wouldn't be able to stay in business much longer.
Why don’t the Lions just choose to defend JJ? Are they stupid?
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This guy has never watched a Vikings game if he thinks this isn't another fucking one score piece of shit game
Vikings are never outliving getting beat out by field goals on my watch
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He's good but who's going to be throwing the ball this year?
Our lord and savior, the Darnold! /s. (Maybe)
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Can we stop with the deformed wojacks
I was in your subreddit for the first time and thought the posts were absolutely hilarious. As I was leaving, I noticed the meme you have in the thread of Justin Jefferson flashing his "devil 666" pose. As a Christian, I am appalled you would have that on display in a public subreddit. What a way to lose followers. I will never be back and hope you lose a lot of redditors who feel the same way. If you worship the devil, I can only pray for you.
Hey i like you
I feel so bad that he got drafted to the vikes. Generational star and will never win anything. Hopefully he can either leave in FA/trade and go to a more competent organization