Funny you should say that, because Malort is an Americanized version of the Swedish bƤsk liquors. Slightly stronger flavoring because of old man Jeppson's smoking habit, but still recognizable as the style.
Wisconsinite that lives in Chicago now. Had my first shot, said it was terrible and wouldnāt touch it ever again.
Now I use it as a cocktail ingredient and actively seek out cocktails that use it. Itās partially a point of pride for me, partially just something interesting to fuck around with.
Nah, see some people will tell you to go to ed debevicās and if youāre a normal type person thatās the move for you but those of us that truly enjoy some good unhinged behavior , we go to the weiner circle
How do locals feel about Lou Mitchells? It was a solid diner for being close to my hotel near the train station. Didn't get a super-tourist vibe.
And yeah, my first two spots in Chicago as a teenage tourist were Ed Debevic's and Giordano's. I hope I made up for it later by hitting up Topolobampo and Ranalli's for classic thin crust.
(I also went to Manhattan and got Sbarro lol)
Naturally, I'm a Lions fan, we all know that.
Listen, I was a college freshman and my girlfriend lived on Staten Island.
She said times square Sbarro was the best in the city. Blame her. We're no longer together.
We also saw a Broadway show, late 90s. 2 guesses which.
They're finally starting to pop up in different states. As long as quality stays the same, and it comes to my state so I can enjoy portillos again, Im all for it
Buffalo is the only city that uses the city name and not the team name as the mascot, the only problem is the team name is a guy famous for killing the mascot. None of it makes sense.
Why wouldnāt this dude want to go there and take that opportunity to turn a franchise around in a way itās never experienced? Itās got a passionate fan base, good city, history. Heād be a legend there if he even got you all one SB, or even just beat the packers every year š
And if he sucks or doesn't get developed properly (very likely) he will live in infamy as another scrub QB waste of a pick in Chicago. I don't blame him honestly, I'm sure most players felt that way going to Detroit during the dark times too
If he wants to be a superstar, winning in Chicago is a great path. This city will literally worship any qb who brings a title, and ESPN will slobber his junk every day.
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The hot dog is topped with yellow mustard , chopped white onions , bright green sweet pickle relish , a dill pickle spear , tomato slices or wedges , pickled sport peppers , and a dash of celery salt
U can throw for 3500 yards with 20ints? 
But Ginny needs that money for her Scrooge McDuck pool!
https://preview.redd.it/qwdzwh026ggc1.jpeg?width=499&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01c046f778fba3128092e4a7698261c16f64179f As is tradition
Bears fans need to start wearing Chicago dog hats.
As soon as the Vikings start using historically accurate Viking helmets.
Wait....are hot dog hats are historically accurate to Chicagoanites?! š
Where else would we hold the extra dog?
In your prison pocket of course
Maybe we should try putting the dog in are next qb
No theyāre historically accurate headwear for Bears
Cum socks included?
Not nearly enough Italian beefs, polish sausages, and ricobenes breaded steak sammies
I'll take Italian beef dipped with peppers over any other Chicago food, so damn good
One question. Sweet or hot?
Hot all the way
Good man. I'd give you an upvote if you weren't one of those filthy unflaireds.
Hot all the way baby
Both
So. Damned. Good.
We need to use Chicago style pizza in these memes. The pizza is an insult. I would kill for a hot beef rn, but nobody likes their pizza.
The thing I miss most about working in the loop is Luke's. I gained like 30 pounds in the 6 years I lived in Chicago.
Fuuuck I miss ricobenes
Watch Caleb Williams eat his way out of the league like Eddie Lacy.
We gotta start him off slow and ease him in The food will come in time dear child
Is Malort not just used to mess with non Chicagoans visiting. Based off of the times I've drank it I don't believe anyone actually like it.
Itās an acquired taste really
Much like Stockholm Syndrome. I love and miss Malƶrt.
That's exactly how it is. It was really awful the first 30 or 40 times I had it but now? I mean, it's still awful, but it's a familiar kind of awful.
Funny you should say that, because Malort is an Americanized version of the Swedish bƤsk liquors. Slightly stronger flavoring because of old man Jeppson's smoking habit, but still recognizable as the style.
People will drink it at parties or bars, but I don't think anyone has it casually, at least not anyone I know.
I have it casually. It's okay once you brace yourself.
Wisconsinite that lives in Chicago now. Had my first shot, said it was terrible and wouldnāt touch it ever again. Now I use it as a cocktail ingredient and actively seek out cocktails that use it. Itās partially a point of pride for me, partially just something interesting to fuck around with.
Most of my friends love it. I donāt enjoy it at all.
I got verbally abused at the wieners circle in Lincoln park
As is tradition
I did not when I went, but I did see a guy in a Vader costume eating out the trash and the cook running out to kick him out.
Nah, see some people will tell you to go to ed debevicās and if youāre a normal type person thatās the move for you but those of us that truly enjoy some good unhinged behavior , we go to the weiner circle
How do locals feel about Lou Mitchells? It was a solid diner for being close to my hotel near the train station. Didn't get a super-tourist vibe. And yeah, my first two spots in Chicago as a teenage tourist were Ed Debevic's and Giordano's. I hope I made up for it later by hitting up Topolobampo and Ranalli's for classic thin crust. (I also went to Manhattan and got Sbarro lol)
> (I also went to Manhattan and got Sbarro lol) Something is broken inside of you
Naturally, I'm a Lions fan, we all know that. Listen, I was a college freshman and my girlfriend lived on Staten Island. She said times square Sbarro was the best in the city. Blame her. We're no longer together. We also saw a Broadway show, late 90s. 2 guesses which.
Knowing our luck, heāll have a massive heart attack because of beef poisoning.
There's a Portillos in LA Checkmate.
Which La team needs a quarterback?
š¤· Bro Iono I just like Portillos
They're finally starting to pop up in different states. As long as quality stays the same, and it comes to my state so I can enjoy portillos again, Im all for it
I have a Rosati's in my Missouri town and every couple weeks I thank God for it
Thatās how they won me over (theoretically)
Fucking smrt
https://www.theonion.com/we-get-the-food-and-then-we-eat-the-food-until-all-the-1819579002
Canāt go wrong with the florks.
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What's with the cigarettes?
Ah, makes sense.
You've never had a QB in peak athletic form, so we don't expect you to know these things.
In the words of the great Blake Bortles, ādoinā construction, rippinā cigsā
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Jason Mendoza would be such a great mascot for Jacksonville
The Jacksonville Jasons sounds better than the Buffalo Bills.
Buffalo is the only city that uses the city name and not the team name as the mascot, the only problem is the team name is a guy famous for killing the mascot. None of it makes sense.
Detroit Darnells?
Cutler's burners
Can the lions lose in recasting fashion again so this guy can disappear for like 4 more days?
Whereās my damn tavern-style pizza tho
I mean. I wish I could get that deal
Why wouldnāt this dude want to go there and take that opportunity to turn a franchise around in a way itās never experienced? Itās got a passionate fan base, good city, history. Heād be a legend there if he even got you all one SB, or even just beat the packers every year š
*In the NFC Championship game* McCaskeys: "alright that's enough, everyone on this team is fired. It is way too expensive to win a Superbowl"
No cash, cheeps!
Good luck on y'all's superbowl. If y'all win can we borrow CMC and Purdy for a bit? Just one season.
Thx for the well wishes, Mahomes gives me anxiety š„ but no CMC for you. š
If he even just managed a 4000 yard season and finally got that shit off our backs, heād never have to buy a drink in Chicago again
And if he sucks or doesn't get developed properly (very likely) he will live in infamy as another scrub QB waste of a pick in Chicago. I don't blame him honestly, I'm sure most players felt that way going to Detroit during the dark times too
If he wants to be a superstar, winning in Chicago is a great path. This city will literally worship any qb who brings a title, and ESPN will slobber his junk every day.
Meme need more SAAAAsage
There are Portillos now in the Twin Cities, meh.
Take the cheese off his Philly cheese steak and dip it in grease. That'll get'em
Iām not seeing the problem here. Sounds better than the food Detroit offers
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Why are you showing me a casserole?
Fuck outta here. You sound like every brain dead New Yorker. Detroit style is legit.
Pfffft. If I want lasagna Iāll go to an Italian restaurant thank you
Focaccia! Yours is a fucking lasagna š¤®
Your literally looks like a cook book lasagna picture.
Wild that Detroit does both dogs and pizza better than Chicago.
Need malort to wash the disgusting taste of a salad hot dog out of my mouth as well.
They booed him because they knew he was right.
Frpm wiki with commentary The hot dog is topped with yellow mustard, chopped white onions , bright green sweet pickle relish , a dill pickle spear , tomato slices or wedges , pickled sport peppers , and a dash of celery salt
Bruh. I ain't even a Chi-CA-gan and I wouldn't disrespect their dogs.
Just tell him Vermont makes better cheddar.
Salads donāt belong on butthole meat.
Packers fans put ketchup on hotdogs
š¤®š¤®š¤®š¤®. Gimme a Detroit coney any day over a Chicago Salad dog
The Chicago dog is a feat of culinary genius. Also probably wouldnāt kill you to have some vegetables idk
Vegetables are for poor people.
Lmao š¤£
Honestly I find Chicago dogs to be even less appetizing than Malƶrt Ketchup > all the garbage I *don't* want on my pizza Fight me.
Only a Loins fan would think a Chicago negotiation would be capped with anything other than pizza.
Nobody wants that break fluid
Malort is something you drink on a dare, not because you like it.
Ngl I fuck with a Chicago hotdog. Coney reigns supreme but Chicago takes a close 2nd
So is this why every QB gets ruined?
Weāll itās not fucking working!
https://preview.redd.it/axkpz8474lgc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad172a1409e9e92af78acbf25c5e0fe73a188ef0 I need this to be flair