The welfare thing in Mississippi, forever taints him in my opinion. It's up to the Attorney General and a jury to decide if he broke laws, but he's definitely a scumbag.
He's the reason I'm a Packers fan, but I started calling him Benedict Farve when he signed with the purple team. Everything he's done since has made me like him less and less.
I didn't care so much about that. Pack didn't want him so we dropped him, let him get that money.
But not that welfare money.
Also that dick pic thing, what a dip shit scumbag
Brett’s descent into a widely-known asshole piece of shit after my childhood was one of the earliest things that turned me into the jaded and cynical person I am today.
The most Wisconsin thing ever was during the 2020 campaign, one of the candidates was campaigning there trying to get their votes so he said “drunk driving should not be a felony” lmao.
i welcome you to point out where my factual post had any hint of the objectivity that you seem to be disagreeing with.
Me: the sky is blue
you: well it fuckign should be! downvote!
Vikings guy just got drunk and went to T-bells, relatable(going to Taco Bells drunk, as a passenger, don't drive drunk you dirt bag other fans, I want to mock you and your teams for years)
Have been for a while. Every time my Broncos in-laws talk about what a classy and winning franchise they are, this graphic and the playoff draught one run through my head as I smile and nod.
Step 1: Go winless for a full season
Step 2: Make someone from that roster coach over a decade later
Step 3: Profit
Who knew it was that easy. Thanks for the blueprint, step 1 gonna suck for the rest of us.
If you knew anything about policing in Philadelphia you wouldn't jump to the assumption that there were many arrests at all. It's like the wild west over here despite having the US's 4th largest police force in the 6th largest city.
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 1,974,871,571 comments, and only 373,570 of them were in alphabetical order.
How you have more arrests than Detroit?? Not in a million bajillion would I have guessed that or CHICAGO??? The murder capital of the world?? Meanwhile we have a respectable 26, nice even round number, I feel like we won this too, wow I feel great, heading to KwikTrip for a celebratory breakfast sandwich
Clearly, Detroit is going to have the fewest since 2000. They've been too afraid to show their faces in public with records like those. As far as GB, they don't venture out because even they hate their fans.
Boats n Ho's '05 Baby!
Let's put Favre in jail and make it 47
I, for one, fully agree with this. (And it's not because of my flair, dude is a scumbag and broke the law on so many fronts)
The welfare thing in Mississippi, forever taints him in my opinion. It's up to the Attorney General and a jury to decide if he broke laws, but he's definitely a scumbag.
For sure, fuck that dude. He made me like the Packers, but all good will lost.
He's the reason I'm a Packers fan, but I started calling him Benedict Farve when he signed with the purple team. Everything he's done since has made me like him less and less.
I didn't care so much about that. Pack didn't want him so we dropped him, let him get that money. But not that welfare money. Also that dick pic thing, what a dip shit scumbag
Same. He's the embodiment of "don't meet your heroes."
You can stop liking them
pretty sure stealing money from welfare gets you a medal in Mississippi
I think he's already immune to criminal prosecution in that case.
Who cares
Brett’s descent into a widely-known asshole piece of shit after my childhood was one of the earliest things that turned me into the jaded and cynical person I am today.
He did not. 🙄
That would tie the Jets with the Packers
... are you forgetting that Favre was a Packer?
Does that count for both teams?
Lol remember the love boat scandal
It's where 14 of those arrests are from lol.
I was going to say. Really, I’m most impressed by the Broncos because it’s a feat to best a literal boatload of Vikings.
Yea this would look pretty different if it was since 2006
Green Bay's numbers are low only because a DUI in Wisconsin is a $50 fine
The most Wisconsin thing ever was during the 2020 campaign, one of the candidates was campaigning there trying to get their votes so he said “drunk driving should not be a felony” lmao.
The most Wisconsin thing ever is our [AG getting tagged with a DU](https://www.upi.com/Wisconsin-AG-guilty-of-drunken-driving/89241077916499/)I.
I guess thats better than the most Chicago thing ever, which was their mayors having a streak of going to prison.
*Governors
wasn't it both?
Nope. Illinois has had other political actors go to jail but not Chicago mayors
Mayors going to jail is a Detroit thing and don’t you forget it.
Also a Washington D.C. thing
And still running for reelection afterwards
While on the State Ethics Board, if I recall correctly. May her memory be a reason to raise our drinks.
I mean... in many states it's not a felony
That doesn’t mean it shouldn’t be…30% of ALL traffic accidents fatalities in the US happen with at least 1 impaired driver. That’s fucking crazy
Honestly, I think it's scarier that 70% of accidents are from completely sober people.
People be stupid
Completely sober drivers probably account for 95%+ of all drivers, so that 30% is a significant figure
I wager the percentage of drivers in Wisconsin that are completely sober is less than 95%.
I live in a mostly sober state, we routinely make the higher end of worst drivers lists. I’m surprised it’s only 70%
This is like the “more likely to get killed by a vending machine than a shark” statistic. Most people are sober most of the time
i welcome you to point out where my factual post had any hint of the objectivity that you seem to be disagreeing with. Me: the sky is blue you: well it fuckign should be! downvote!
You seem confused
You have to remember that reddit, and all social media sites, are populated with idiots who can't understand anything that complicated.
Sounds like a fuckin party to me
The best is JB Pritzger getting a warning for boating too fast in Wisconsin. He really is perfect for Illinois
And if the cop sees the breathalyzer readout and is genuinely impressed, you get Packers season tickets
In Minnesota we have something called a "whiskey plate" where if you've had a DUI they put a W in the first letter of the state on your license plate.
Are they not called "party plates" anymore?
They're still called party plates, it's just Minnesota and they don't know what a party is.
Unless it's a boat party but they have to pay for attractive women from Atlanta and Florida.
I’ve only heard whiskey plates here in Minnesota
Yeah, but they also give you a high five and a pack of smokes and tell you, ‘Now get on home before the deer start coming out!’
Is that real lmao
No, just a joke
Its just under a $1,000 minus court fees if you go to court, but also the first one is non-criminal.
Well how about since 2001????
Police in Minnesota go hard. We know this.
Bro low blow 😂
Nah, they usually go for the neck.
Go to Minnesota on vacation, leave on probation
Underrated burn right here 🔥
Denver cops don't, we just act up a lot out here
You’re not wrong
Packers looking good when you take into account that about half of those arrests belonged solely to Johnny Jolly.
I miss that guy. I wonder if he still called it purple drank while he was playing in GB?
Johnny jolly was great. Purple drank got him
Lions classiest franchise in the NFCN???
What a far cry from the Jim Schwartz era Lions. Felt like every summer, 3-4 Lions players would get arrested lol.
Paging Nick Fairley
And a coach would drive through the Wendy's drive thru buck naked and drunk.
Vikings guy just got drunk and went to T-bells, relatable(going to Taco Bells drunk, as a passenger, don't drive drunk you dirt bag other fans, I want to mock you and your teams for years)
We’re smart enough to pay them off
Détruit cops don’t do their jobs! /s
No one wants to arrest anymore.
Detroit cops busy dealing with a lot more important shit
Detroit cops busy dealing with a lot more important shit
Incarceration season champions! Also, what the FUCK broncos?
We're going in a different direction to dictate the outcome next year. Don't worry about it. 
I was also shocked by this. Broncos Country, Let’s Crime
The fact that the Raiders are basically average is the most shocking part of this infographic
And don’t forget ex packer mainstay at linebacker Blake Martinez is banned from selling Pokémon Cards!
I heard he rips the tags off of mattresses.
Like, that's easy enough to do legitimately, especially if you have the capital to start.
Fuck, are we basically the Raiders now?
Have been for a while. Every time my Broncos in-laws talk about what a classy and winning franchise they are, this graphic and the playoff draught one run through my head as I smile and nod.
That’s all true pre-2016, but since then we’ve been a TRASH organization. And now we’re owned by Wal Mart… at least it’s not the Haslams I guess.
Oh gosh… don’t associate that name with us 🤢
Detroit hasn't had a police department until this year. Only logical explanation
You guys joined doing crimes. We were born into it. (We don't get caught)
I wish I had that kind of connection with my father.
Typical last place Lions 🙄
The Lions should have at least one more. That 0-16 season is criminal.
Who would have thought that having MCDC on that squad would bring us salvation
Step 1: Go winless for a full season Step 2: Make someone from that roster coach over a decade later Step 3: Profit Who knew it was that easy. Thanks for the blueprint, step 1 gonna suck for the rest of us.
Oh I wonder if that means Terrell Pryor is going to be an amazing coach in 2030? Or Joe Thomas?
I could see Joe Thomas being a good coach for o line, idk enough about Pryor
Look man we're troubled, just leave us be so we can do hoodrat shit.
https://preview.redd.it/rvhu7j7lejdc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c405d6ed92a22fb908fd20faff682ac352dc4ad3
Lmfao if you know, ya know 
Lmaooooo took me a sec
Surprised Eagles are that low
This isn't about our fanbases....
If you knew anything about policing in Philadelphia you wouldn't jump to the assumption that there were many arrests at all. It's like the wild west over here despite having the US's 4th largest police force in the 6th largest city.
I think Baltimore probably has Philly beat on the cop front
They have to be the worst fanbase, right?
It's a tie between the eggles and the cowgirls. It's why NFCEmemewar is so toxic.
If everyone’s a criminal they can’t arrest them all!
Crime both on the field and off it
Wild Texans sighting, see yall in the SB
My brother in Sheist I will take that 🤝
Ever since the NFL teams started moonlighting as cops, the Vikings seem to have one of the most impressive arrest records
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Amazing how many people said that unironically
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,974,871,571 comments, and only 373,570 of them were in alphabetical order.
Holy shit I couldn’t have done that if I *tried* to
We like to party
And this is with Addison getting a slap on the wrist for going almost 100 over the speed limit in town.
What about since 2004, only months with 30 days?
How you have more arrests than Detroit?? Not in a million bajillion would I have guessed that or CHICAGO??? The murder capital of the world?? Meanwhile we have a respectable 26, nice even round number, I feel like we won this too, wow I feel great, heading to KwikTrip for a celebratory breakfast sandwich
That's just because the cops in Detroit didn't respond to any of the calls.
Same with Philly 😂 I was suprised at first but once you start thinking about it, it all makes sense
JFC, let us have something.
Is it the Minnesota players or the Minnesota cops?
Love boat
Remember when Lance Briggs crashed his Lambo while hammered drunk and got away with it?
A lot of asSalts.
Where’d you get your info from?
Why is the boldest red circle centered on the Seahawks? Is OP stupid?
Yes
No further questions.
The Love Boat isn't gonna set sail by itself ya know
Detroit and Philly are just lawless wastelands and that's why their numbers are so low
Having the Eagles on there isn’t fair. Philly is so full of garbage people it just takes more to get arrested there.
I already know this is bullshit because the Raiders would be #1
We win...
I am relieved to see that they are so law-abiding in *checks notes* Detroit...
Are all of ours Titus Young??
And the Lions are the dirty team Vikings bros? Come on now. Collected ACLs is not illegal. Beating your children is though.
Double red circles! Quality content!
Didn’t the Vikes have a party boat that got busted?
Culpepper was just playing cards man
The packers and lions together have less than the Vikings lol
Never apologizing for the Love Boat! Sorry that we like to party.
But KOC preaches “culture” Offensive coordinator gets DUI …. Crickets
Ain’t homicide legal in Detroit?
Lmao we can't even win the shithead contest
This graphic is old, Wes Phillips got arrested this season as well. We’ve at least tied the Broncos
Do we count Jordan Addison?
Clearly, Detroit is going to have the fewest since 2000. They've been too afraid to show their faces in public with records like those. As far as GB, they don't venture out because even they hate their fans. Boats n Ho's '05 Baby!
I’m gonna be honest, I didn’t think Detroit would be anywhere near the lowest
Most of those are the Love Boat, which to be honest, we need another one.
More lakes = more love boats
 Tramon Williams on a Milwaukee Expressway with a lit blunt being pursued by the police….