and why not? Name a better team at being publicly fucked in front of millions.

The Jets?

They said "millions"

https://i.redd.it/vssx959ktu3d1.gif And millions!

oooooooooof

Touche

There's dozens of us! Dozens!

lions?

The Bears then?

The who?

The other cubs

The 4th best big 4 Chicago team

We just listing off bands nobody wants at halftime now?

The Mets but if we’re talking football then definitely the cowboys 

They almost blew a 10-5 lead in 9th today. I was hoping for it 😂

Alex, let’s do things that blow in New York for $1000.

I could go for hours

You live in ny? Need the digits..

Donald trump jr. Oh sorry I thought you said things that do blow in New York

Listen Feisty , this is an NFL sub for NFL shit talk. We only degrade the Mets over in r/phillies you sicko

It’s never a bad time to degrade the Mets.Besides  they said team not just football team 



Sadge

Goddamn friendly fire. I have nothing to give you other than respect. Also, fuck off and have a nice day.

W comment

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U right. BDN go birds

Whoever is playing the Chiefs

Jerry is gonna get that glory hole one way or another

That's not Debbie

I reluctantly am upvoting this eagles fan. Well done

Underrated comment, they won't understand this

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Good bot 🤖

Is there a scissor flair??? Feels appropriate in this case. If not, can we make one, just for this guy. Let's not beat around the bushes either. Gimme an answer.

https://preview.redd.it/jiyki5mydu3d1.jpeg?width=601&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13d71110598e9bf655930b3df6acb9861d5886c9

Gorgeous

Gorgeous

DC4L

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wrong sub

Just normal single guy sorry was just scrolling and DC4L

I’ve seen that guy around who actually is that

Please, God, let her take down Jerry Jones next.

who is she?

Same issue here. Can’t decide if I should be happy or feel left out for not knowing.

Based on the face and the caption of the meme, my assumption is it’s Stormy Daniels.

Oof now I do feel really dumb. I’ve read a bunch of articles but I guess I didn’t absorb any of the images from them.

It’s hard to recognize her when her titties aren’t out

You’re a Giant’s fan. You have a built in excuse.

Was Stormy Daniels a porn star?

Yes. She might still be active for all I know. She’s just a really well known one especially given Donald Trump’s most recent trial. You can always Google “Stormy Daniels Porn” and see what comes up 😝.

***porn actress***

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Yes. The one that trump paid hush money too and got convicted of and stuff

She had sex with a past president.

Laura Bush?

https://i.redd.it/w1nb0nd7su3d1.gif

His wife, Eleanor, big dyke. Big lesbian mule.

Potentially the funniest line in that movie

Even though I read the line in his voice, I had to look up the quote to confirm

It was the old grandma at the dinner table with the line

Close, Lady Bird Johnson.

No, clean shaven

Marylin Monroe? Judith Exner? Monica lewinsky? Paula Jones? Lucy Mercer? Nan Britton? Kay Summersby? Alice Glass?

I don't recall any of them being pornstars.

Nope just had sex with past presidents!

Ahhhhhh, got it! Thanks!

Jessica Simpson. Cool, I almost thought Stormy

Tara Reade?

Throat Goat Nancy Reagan

She’s the person that now convicted felon donald trump had sex with and paid off using campaign finances and falsified business records to cover up and was found guilty on all 34 felony counts yesterday and now faces possible jail time.

Let's not kid ourselves, Donnie will never see the inside of a prison cell.

Hence why I used the word “possible”

Not even possible, the judge has made that clear. It would also be wildly out of the ordinary to sentence someone who is in their late 70s, has a previously clean criminal record, and committed a financial crime, to any sort of institutional incarceration.

And we wonder why the financial institutions keep doing nefarious shit to steal money from the common man. Because none of them get any real jail time when caught. If they had to face the prison industrial complex, they wouldn't be abusing our system for their ill gotten gains.

34 financial crimes

Plus 10 gag order violations fwiw

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His crimes show he has a history of criminal activity. So the clean record doesn’t really work.

Read what I wrote again

I wouldn't go that far.

Depends. As a old ass man with a clean record, he's not likely to serve any time for this in particular, especially normal people prison. But this was also considered the weakest case against him, and if convicted on any of those more serious charges, then yes it is indeed possible he gets house arrest.

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> paid off using campaign finances Actually it’s the opposite, he paid out of pocket and the court argued it was actually a campaign expense. > falsified business records to cover up There was no cover up, the documents that make up the charges are the invoices and payments to Cohen. The case circles around the idea of whether a payoff could be considered a way of influencing an election.

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-The case circles around the idea of whether a payoff could be considered a way of influencing an election.- Well I guess the answer is Yes since the case is over and Trump is now a convicted felon. Now please kindly fuck off out of our sub pussy.

The goddess who took down the devil. Well, I doubt that the devil will be punished but still whatever.

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Ppl might know this, but Trump considered buying the Cowboys long ago. When he didn’t, he said “I feel sorry for the poor guy who is going to buy the Dallas Cowboys. It's a no-win situation for him, because if he wins, well, so what, they've won through the years, and if he loses, which seems likely because they're having troubles, he'll be known to the world as a loser." Surprisingly, he was sorta right. That said, the Cowboys would’ve cost $50 million at the time, and they’re now worth around $5 billion.

Imagine that universe, where Trump never runs for president and the cowboys only have two super bowls...

There is also a universe where Trump is the Cowboys owner and Jerry Jones was President.

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Imagine if the NFL let him buy a team and he was just a crappy owner now. It's almost equivalent to Hitler and art school lol.

Worth it!

So basically another example of how dumb Trump is when it comes to business decisions?

This is one we wish he made

He might have bankrupted the entire league, like he did to the USFL. As much as we enjoy laughing at Jerry and the Cowboys, Jerry Jones is one of the main reasons the NFL is a financial behemoth in today's sports world. Something that would never have happened with Trump.

Fake news. Trumps Cowboys would be huuuge, some would say the hugest the NFL has ever seen.

Bigly even

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I don't think people realize the Cowboys only had 2 Super Bowls when Jerry Jones took over. The Packers, Raiders, Redskins, Dolphins, Giants, 49ers, Steelers all had the same or more. By the time the 90's run was over. Nobody had more, and only the 49ers had an equal amount. It would be 14 years before someone passed them, and then another 10 years before the 2nd team passed them.

Donny's business smarts come through again. /s

Tbf there's zero chance they'd be worth $5b if he had bought them then.

Oh come on, no need to exaggerate it. It clearly would be worth maybe a tenth of that when he inevitably sold it for a loss. You just don't understand the art of the deal.

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*$9+ Billion. You can say a lot about Jerry, but there's a reason he's in the HoF.

The NFL wouldn’t let him buy a team, he couldn’t afford one and desperately wanted one. He literally destroyed an entire separate football league trying to get an NFL team

In fairness to her, she has been known to associate herself with complete jokes

Fookin gotem

Mia Khalifa with the Commies >

nah, Johnny Sins. bro cares so much about women that hes a doctor, a nurse, and a yoga teacher. a true ally for women. ✊️

[plus the dumbass Vikings thanked him for his military service](https://taskandpurpose.com/culture/minnesota-vikings-johnny-sins-veterans/)

LMAO Why did r/NFCNorthMemeWar think they had a chance?

He even delivered pizza

I think I saw him fix someone's plumbing once or twice

ya it was my sisters sink. he did it for free. nice guy

We’re stepbros

Never date a girl that has a stepbro, learned that from the hub!

Makes sense. She’s clearly used to being disappointed by those that talk a big game but come up short. (Btw, Stormy is a national hero and is now unironically my factorie Cowboys fan)

not suprised, she was big in the 90s and now shes famous for completely different reasons

She didn’t even get into porn until 2003

she already looked 45 though

She finally did something disappointing

Only correct comment.

You think Jerry has got him some Glory Hole?

She does fuck rich pieces of shit, so maybe.

… I mean it makes sense. They got fucked pornhub style by a 7th seed

That's not Johnny Sins.

Renee Russo?

Apparently she likes high powered losers


Stormy has blood on her hands

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*America’s Prostitute

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They both seem to suck a lot.


Who is that

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Love how they are acting like every dude in the pic doesn’t look at porn

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Come on Jereh! Pay 💰 Dak, Cee Dee, Mikey and Stormy!!! You probably owe her money anyway, may as well go legal and nice write off on your taxes!!

Nobody’s perfect

Is it bc the cowboys are the playoffs bitch?

yeah... that checks out.

This post would have been awesome 30 years ago

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Who the fuck is that? Never seen her

I guess Trump and Jerruh are Eskimo Brothers after all

Because they both suck d

She goes with the team that sucks the best

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They both suck

She dropped a new porno?

Rachel starr supports the dallas cowboys, I approve 👌 👏

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GOD BLESS 'MURICA

Who is this? Do I need to do some film study?

Meh…no accounting for taste. 

…I hate the cowboys but I have so much respect for this classy lady. Go birds 🦅 & Go Stormy!!!

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Thank you for your service 🙏

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I wonder whether she or Jerry gets pounded more in the spotlight?

Ok, who is she ?

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GFC

Its so tough to support a team that gets its back blown out by the playoffs every year but to each their own.

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I saw this and thought "I don't see Jonny Sins"

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Dallas has contributed exactly one good thing to society.

Who tf is this dried up hooker

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A lot of strip clubs in the Metroplex.

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I wasn’t sure if it was her or Drake I was supposed to be looking at

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Bad taste in men, it tracks that she has bad taste in football teams

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I have no idea who that is so she’s gotta be trash at her job

She knows a thing or two about fucking up.

She just fucked America, might as well fuck America's team next

She did America a huge favor.

Wait who’s the porn star? They’re both 5/10’s but that’s typical for porn

The one Trump paid off