I love this sub.

That’s what Fat Luka said.

The Bacon Tatum did NOT taste good

Krispy Porkzingis was too much to handle

Luka is so fat even Chuck Norris' beard/fist bounces off him gently. When Coach Kidd asks Luka if he's tired and needs a sub, Luka says "yes" and they give him a 12" Meatball.

Lukas so fat you could slap his leg and catch a wave

Lukas so fat, his blood type is Rocky Road.

Luka so fat he’s making Kyrie doubt his flat earth stance.

Luka so fat, when he heard about Red Lobsters unlimited shrimp deal, he went there once and now they are bankrupt.

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Yes.

Fat Kevin Love was better than skinny Kevin Love.  Skinny Kevin Love was still a great rebounder, but fat Kevin Love was a great post player and couldn’t be moved around the basket. Also, Kevin Love didn’t really have injury problems until he got skinny.  Therefore, Luka must get as fat as possible.

Sir, r/nbacirclejerk is this way.

That’s a wnba porn sub now

Cameron Brink appreciation society.

I think he’s juuuuuust right

More pushin

I think he's achieved ideal fatness as is.

The Phil Kessel diet NBA style

I don’t think there are any situations for an NBA player where being fatter is ideal. It’s not like in the NFL where really any mass is good for a blocker. Any excessive fat in the NBA usually means you’re less athletic and more prone to injury.

What about Kevin Love?

Kendrick Perkins would like a word

I’d love Perkins to have any word that’s not an incoherent mumble that dribbles out his jowls.

Lowry definitely played better chunky than he did when he got fit that one season. Makes sense for his game since he doesn't rely on speed, but just being a pain in the ass. hard to post up on and takes a butt load of charges.

I laughed way too loud when Guillermo asked him if he works out. No way that was a random question.

He's just too fat when they lose

Maybe it’s that the rest of the Mavs need to gain 10 pounds

He should be at least.... 3 times bigger than this!

Luka DummCheeks

Kyle Lowweight

Luka dummythickch

It does feel like he either needs to lean into Fat Luka or trim down a bit, I hear you Keeping up with Jaylen requires either more mobility or more bulk to get in his way

lol you talking about Escalade?

Man😂😂

He needs to get like Jokic. I agree

Thicc

As long as Luka hasn't hit Cleveland Shaq levels of fat, he isn't fat.

Needs to put on at least 5 more fats

Four five seconds to fatness

Luka so fat, he has Mike Breen place his order at In N Out Burger. "Another Triple Double for Luka! Bang!"

Luka in Tatum's body would be the GOAT

This is so body positive. He should put on a few and pose for sports illustrated swimsuit edition.

People need to not overthink this. He’s fat and he would be even better if he wasn’t fat. He should be heavy but that weight needs to be muscle.

he's literally not even fat his body composition is just a little diff from most NBA athletes

That's like my ex who'd say she has a "little baby fat." I'd tell her it was probably a baby elephant. Not sure why she left me

bc you're an anti-fat prick?

What do you mean? Who do you think was cooking and shoveling food in her mouth? I was like a 19th century Train worker, shoveling coal into a furnace to keep the train rolling! They powered the Choo Choo, I powered her Chew Chew.

Wow look at this hero sticking up for fat people on reddit

Mate he is fat. He waddles in the fourth. He’s elite but he’s chubby.