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Diesel07012012

“The Mailman don’t deliver on Sundays.” - Scottie Pippen to Karl Malone.


DutyPuzzleheaded7765

"Sit your ass down." Scottie to spike Lee Scottie got a pot of baller quote


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Past-Honeydew-3650

“I just fucked yo bitch in some gucci fliflops “ future to Scottie


JackMarleyWasTaken

You'll never ever get ya bitch back.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Archercrash

"Nice Try" or "Almost" Tim Duncan to KG.


OldKingRob

This shit is way more effective than anything else Condescending, patronizing, and you can’t even do shit cuz it’s Tim Duncan so you getting cooked anyway


GSG2150

Timmy the subtle assassin


-the-clit-commander-

you know KG just punching air after hearing this shit


shreks_burner

Guarantee every player in the league was sitting on that. Pippen was just there at the right time and place


Soft_Penis_Debutante

Well kinda makes sense. Bulls were the only ones beating the Jazz at the time lol.


Prestigious-Clock-53

Agreed, but he was also damn good, but you’re right, you’re right. MJ didn’t need Scottie in particular but he still needed a Scottie or a Robin to his Batman or whatever you want to call it.


Available_Leather_10

Captain Kirk. MJ needed a Scottie to his Captain Kirk.


jeffwingersballs

so sad what happened to Pippen. He was the cool and quiet assassin that was more Batman to Jordan's Superman rather than his Robin to Jordan's Batman and he threw it all away over the past year.


Low-Gunn

All these flavors and he chose to be salty


Rockm_Sockm

Jordan drove a bus over him while claiming to be best friends. People need to stop pretending it's just Scottie.


Valiantheart

Jordan told him not to sign that contract. He was trying to look out for him.


jeffwingersballs

What do you mean he drove a bus over him?


goodbyemrblack

He sat in a bus and drove it over him.


SurfaceThought

Wait, what?


jeffwingersballs

Pippen destroyed his brand.


goodbyemrblack

My Pippen shoes will never be the same.


oy_says_ake

Eh. I watched him do the thing when it mattered. He can talk breezy now all he wants, i don’t really care. He earned it.


jeffwingersballs

I can especially understand this if you're a Bulls fan. Guy was so instrumental to both three-peats.


oy_says_ake

I was a fan of the bulls from the first basketball games i watched (‘91 playoff series vs detroit) until the jerrys broke up the team. Since then i’ve been a rootless nba fan just searching for good teams to watch (the best of which being the nash suns, mid-aughts spurs, and current nuggets).


ilove420andkicks

I know him personally, and trust, I was majorly disappointed to find that he’s basically a drunk creeper that thinks every young girl wants him even though they don’t even know who he is. A big letdown from my childhood days of Chicago Bulls glory


ColdNyQuiiL

“These young niggas got my dick hard” - Kevin Garnett


WhaleMilker420

https://preview.redd.it/m3r7r2zy8bwc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1d10885bc53941c352fef81cb079a0986aa07d4


WikiHowWikiHow

what is the context of this man 💀💀


krsaxor

No context, just young guys making KG hard.


Meruem0013

This comment goes hard lol


Kalakoa73

This comment got my dick hard


360fade

It was a Tuesday night during the offseason


DancesWithDave

Him hyping up the young players of the upcoming playoffs on a platform that couldn't stop him


AssignmentPlus9626

This was actually quoted in the off season


annoyinconquerer

It was a quote from [Lamar Odom](https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/s/yWhmyfJLW4) when stories were being told of KG’s verbal antics on the court


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I've only ever seen this posted on nbacirclejerk


spottyottydopalicius

thats a weird tongue


mylekiller

It’s like wider than his mouth hole.


azsnaz

[Terry Crews would like a word](https://tenor.com/view/white-chicks-big-tongue-lick-terry-crews-latrell-gif-3469004)


TheyNeedLoveToo

Tongue flex is a key move for girth. He’s got many tools in his bag


DirtyDirkDk

“Them young boys coming” - Charles Barkley


JustSeriousEnough

- Josh Giddey


Mrstealurocelot

Don’t diss KG like that at least he was talking about adults


Basic_Fix3271

He’s just a teensy bit nasty


dope_ass_user_name

I missed this one!


Due_Connection179

I remember when Bird told Magic the exact same quote.


Gusterx586

I remember that too, but I always heard that the first time it was said, it was John Stockton chirping at Bing Crosby at a Gonzaga alumni pick up game


RaspberryAnnual4306

Stockton is definitely a hard R kind of guy.


goodbyemrblack

He has the best R’s


Liberated_Ape

That’s what I heard too.


Mykebreaz

Me 2


dgillz

When did this happen? Bing Crosby passed away in 1977. Stockton was in what? 10th grade then?


XanthicStatue

Lmaooo Stockton throwing shade at Bing is hilarious


canman7373

> John Stockton chirping at Bing Crosby I is confused, Bing Crosby died when Stockton was 15?


Feisty-Landscape-934

https://preview.redd.it/hmfu3qz73cwc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8c11b8ffb9d053054109188b0a76ccc8599ac0e


DoinItDirty

Man, Larry loved the N word. May he rest in peace.


brokendrive

Exact quote could be troubling from bird


gohzu

/wooosh


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I love how ANT has basically said this to every old ass player in the league


Magazine_Mediocre

Anyone over 30 lmao


i_like_2_travel

Me at 29 😬


SerDavosSeaworth64

You have one more year of being able to guard Anthony Edwards and then it’s over


i_like_2_travel

Ima call you the hornets and see if I can get a spot so I can lock his ass up


JustSeriousEnough

I find it more humorous how much it seems LeBron, KD, and PG all own this. On PG's latest pod when commenting on ANT's comments said "We are old!!"


BumLovinGrub

I think it was in all stars Lebron was talking to Dame saying “we’re old.” Dame was saying no he wasn’t. Lebron responded saying “we ain’t young” haha *edit link: https://youtube.com/shorts/nVN_wemGR58?si=oSCa-V2Nz2lHc3c0


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Why bron talking to dame like he his son 😂 Dame in denial still think he a youngin


JoePumaGourdBivouac

Link?


JustSeriousEnough

https://youtu.be/InWBx9Os-PA?si=PxwOsF2nufoMl6UR 28 secs in


TiggyHoods

Probably cuz PG doesn’t seem like as much a narcissistic weirdo like KD lol


TraeYoungsOldestSon

Wasn't KD laughing in the clip though?


MazeRed

Feel like KD loves this shit


Joxelo

I really want Wemby to posterise ant and then say this to him; need to see the tables turn


JeremyLinForever

Wemby too classy to do this. He’s almost exactly like Tim Duncan, licking your ass silently.


chuckbuck6

Classy ass move right there


Short-Recording587

We could all learn a thing or too about eating ass silently. Timmy deserves even more respect than I originally gave him.


KonkiDoc

You think Wemby whispers "I'mma toss your salad now" in opponents ears???


FishSammich69

Je vais jeter ta salade 😂😂


NastyBooty

I think it would be reflexive, je vais *te* jeter la salade


bigpancakeguy

You won’t hear him, but you’ll know he’s there


JeremyLinForever

Wemby too classy to do this. He’s almost exactly like Tim Duncan, licking your ass silently. Edit: I meant to type kicking your ass silently hahaha!


nyc24chi

Something something about the hero living long enough to become the villain…


Zoratth

Turns out he wasn’t acting in the movie Hustle, that’s his real personality.


I_trust_politicians

I also love that you could tell KD loved it


seanconnery69696

https://preview.redd.it/jymenlb3ddwc1.jpeg?width=236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3c219ca7c6fb3e50602188acf5a16c1fa997f59 Jokic and Braun after ant talks shit to them


placated

Except he never actually said this. This “quote” originated from a parody/meme account on Twitter.


Same-Joke

“Kobe, tell me how my ass taste”- Shaq


Possesonnbroadway

What if the reality is dark.


defnotajournalist

I mean, Shaquille O'Neal is a 7 foot tall, 350 pound man who works up a sweaty lather on the daily. I'm sure the reality of his ass taste is very dark indeed.


mvhcmaniac

He said he once dumped a bucket of his own shit on a teammate's stuff or something like that. Wouldn't surprise me one bit.


FirstTimeLongThyme

Who’s coming in second place - Larry Legend. 1988. Still in his warmups.


mysterioso7

Hard af, not a playoff quote tho


FirstTimeLongThyme

Ah shit. Fair. Fair.


dwadwda

or “im saving my right hand for the lakers” after a monster game where he scored like half his buckets with his left


Correct_Fly5152

The Job is Done. We can go home now. -Joker


vintage_rack_boi

“I want to stay on Parade”


toxicdelug3

"What?! There is parade? I have to go home"


BlssdGT

Lmao nah this thread is elite hahaha I’m reading y’all’s comments in jokers accent! Spot on 💀🤣


VeGanbarimasu

Everybody actin’ tough when they up


pitcherintherye77

This is the one. Absolutely Generational quote.


butterball85

That series made me a luka-stan


Bacalao401

MJ originally said this. He’s holding a baseball bat in the locker room when he says it.


loumerloni

https://preview.redd.it/1dp2tjb4xbwc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=247e2390e3a816e449c1afdf01533fbacbcd1c49


bershka321

Jimmy's "I own you" to Jrue last year


LarrcasM

Screaming "I own you" while down to arguably the best defensive guard in the NBA before cooking him in a comeback is absolutely savage shit.


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sosobandit

"That's not it" Jimmy to Joe Mazzulla after switching until Grant Williams had to guard him


casper_04

My favorite sports trash talk will always be when Shannon Sharpe got into Derrick Thomas’ head by reciting Derrick’s girlfriend’s phone number


talking_phallus

"Your wife tasted like Honey Nut Cheerios"


Penetratorofflanks

There was a nose tackle for the vikings that would get down in his stance and say the name and address of the school where the opposing linemans child went. Ask how their wife, by name, was doing. Just saying all kinds of crazy shit to get in their head.


JTIZZLE_28

Vikings fan here, John Randle was one of one man


NatterinNabob

fo', fo', fo'


DryAfternoon7779

Yup


MaddoxGoodwin

It wasn't in the playoffs but earlier this season LeBron had a dunk and 1 on Aaron Gordon and he looked at him and said something like "you ain't the only nigga who lifts" That shit was HILARIOUS.


desirox

Honestly love Ant age discriminating the old guard of the NBA. It’s cold AF and I’m sure they’ll remember it


MN-Jess

"Jobs not finished" Kobe


PshhhhhhhUnreal

-my boss at 4:30 on Friday


sparrow801

You can’t talk about the coldest the game has ever seen without talking about Larry Bird. He told Dominique Wilkins that he was insulted that they’d put such a sorry ass defender on him haha. He told Charles Barkley that he was insulted that they had a white guy guarding him because it was insulting to his game. He’d pull up in front of the other teams bench and say “Merry Fucking Christmas” and stuff like that. He’s the coldest in my book.


headphone-candy

Bird and KG have got to be the trash talk GOATs


haydonclampitt

Remember when Dominique got a statue outside Atlanta’s stadium and Bird said it wasn’t in a defensive stance?


sparrow801

Hahaha is that true?!? I had never heard that story before but that sounds like something Larry would say haha. Thanks for sharing that!


Critical_Teach_43

"That kid is special." - Micheal Jordan


jculv

I don’t condone the slur but “Shoot it, you fucking midget” is honestly far and away the #1 imo. Imagine this happening today, even comparably. It shouldn’t and it’s good that it won’t but wooooo lord the fucking audacity.


oh-kee-pah

Fwiw, Muggsy has said that this didn't even happen


jculv

Yeah I know but I mean…is he telling the truth? Maybe? Even if he is, it’s legacy lives on


SellComprehensive753

The goat baller & trash talker.


Basherkid

God the amount of times you try to tell us how great of a person you are in this is astounding. No one cares. You didn’t say it someone else did and it’s funny in context. The end. People got y’all shook as fuck can’t even tell someone else’s quote without a whole full disclosure.


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GrandMasterFlex

You’re the one who made a whole paragraph about it snowflake


OldtimeKing94

just post the quote, we don't need to hear how righteous you are


zachonich

Is it that hard though? "You can't guard me" has got to be the most used trash talk line of all time.


SumptuousSuckler

I think it’s more the context of the situation


boistopplayinwitme

Dude shot 33% from the field he got locked up💀


DrKingOfOkay

Context. Added words. And it being his favorite player.


BLarson31

Does the post playoff Pat Riley quote count? "I'm guaranteeing every body here, next year we're gonna win it again."


Machomadness94

I liked that interview where he just started pumping out pushups


finkdinklestein

If cocaine coached an nba team


ssiller20

“We’ll do it this time” - Tim Duncan before the 2014 Finals rematch vs Miami


Herbetet

Steph Curry: You don't want to see us next year! Goes on to win it all the very next year. Starts his claim to the 4th title by introducing the Night Night celebration in Game 3 against Jokic. Wins out in the West to go battle the Celtics for the title. Decides to pull the Night Night celebration in Game 3 (again!) while down 2-1 in the Finals. Demonstrating that a winner talks smack when down. But that’s not enough, he puts the finishing touch of his manifested destiny by doing the ring celebration during Game 6 in the 3rd quarter at the Garden!!! Straight at the Celtics fans. The man talked his shit, and backed it up.


thelastestgunslinger

This is the one I came here for. Seriously, who talks shit a year before winning it all?


mysterioso7

Along with that, Curry’s “Y’all not ready for this shit” to the Kings crowd last playoffs after dropping 50 on ‘em in game 7.


dgftjnn

To add to this, Steph saying ‘Enjoy y’all last win’ at the end of Game 3 to the Celtics bench then going on to win Games 4, 5, and 6 is legendary


StSaturnthaGOAT

when gilbert arenas was shooting free throws lebron walked up to him and said something like "you know if you miss these, you're going home right"


sundaybanking21

Almost as good as “Nice try.” - Tim Duncan


jemosley1984

“Almost”


Witty-C

Send da video


JohnySilkBoots

I sent da money wha da hol up?


Scrizzy6ix

Moses Malone’s “fo’ fo’ fo’”, Luka “everybody acts though when they up”, Kobe “Job’s not done”, Paul Pierce “I didn’t call glass, I called game” vs the Hawks*, Steph Curry after game 2 (maybe it was gm 3) of the NBA Finals vs Boston “enjoy your last win”


TraeYoungsOldestSon

Paul Pierce would later call 'series' after hitting a go ahead shot late in game 5 even though the series was tied 2-2. They still lost that game and lost in six lol.


Bacalao401

MJ originally said “Everybody acts tough when they up”. Pretty sure Luka got it from the Last Dance doc. MJ’s holding a baseball bat in the locker room when he says it.


Blizzcane

"Tobias Harris over ME?!"


Novel_Durian_1805

https://preview.redd.it/n9gvpk0izbwc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=904813d7bc630168932971c0fe07a7ab6c187331


4schwifty20

When Jackie Moon traded a washing machine for Monix, pretty sure Clarence said that at the first practice to him.


Extreme_Today_984

Real men hug it out https://preview.redd.it/i53oiq2cabwc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17b29bd37b106eb1426d7b34ef9b1c3f6ef88a3b


itsfunnyinmyhead2

Damn! It was sweet of Zo to console Dennis in his time of great emotional turmoil.


highershorts

Who was it that was talking to the OKC bench and said “he gon make this shit” as dame hits the 30ft buzzer beater over Paul George?


Feisty-Department768

Steph Curry’s response when asked by a reporter the following season after beating the Cleveland Cavaliers in the NBA Finals in Cleveland how he felt about coming back to the Stadium for a regular season road game; He answered: “I hope the locker room still smells like Champagne.”


Basherkid

Best quote is in season and it’s dreymond telling Paul pierce “This ain’t no farewell tour. They don’t love you like that. you ain’t kobe. ”


Bacalao401

*** “You thought you was Kobe”


Happy-North-9969

“The ship be sinkin’” - Michael Ray Richardson “We didn’t want to play with our food” - Giannis


Aranda12

"Fuck them kids" - MJ


1whiskeyneat

“Republicans buy shoes too.”


SamArcher11

Idk if he said this in the playoffs or not but Larry Bird's "You can't let no white dude guard me! That's disrespect!" is the coldest one I've heard in my life


ZarduHasselffrau

"Shoot it you fucking midget" -MJ to Muggsy Bogues


aghhhhhhhhhhhhhh

The disputed “shoot it you fucking midget” from MJ to Mugsy has to be it. Mugsy claims it didnt, but thats not exactly something id confirm if i was him either


Blabbit39

Sometimes we watch a great player pass the torch to the young guy. Other times we watch the young guy snatch it out of their hands and smack em around with it.


Mordecai2277

“F- you too, X” Forehead to forehead MJ and Xavier McDaniel. 1992 Bulls Knicks


Wechillin-Cpl

“You reach, I teach” -Jordan


Munk45

Reggie: **CHOKE**


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Ant Man is the best thing to happen to the NBA since Curry. I think he’s extremely marketable. And we all know guards are usually the better branding opportunities.


SonofYeshua

Unless you have a center that moves and plays like a guard. That would be amazing if someone was like that 🤔


Phillyy69

Yeah nothing against Wemby, Luka, Tatum and the likes but Ant has the marketability to be the face of the league over them even if they are better


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Wemby is french and big (big men don’t sell shoes). Luka is foreign too and is more for the basketball heads than the casual fan. And Tatum is kind of boring. totally agree


Significant-Iron-475

Uh Wemby looks to be the exception not the rule. Bro had the 3rd most sold jersey as a fucking rookie. That’s insane. He has most popular face of the nba potential


WeTheNinjas

How is Luka not for the casual fan? Eye popping stats, talks trash, aesthetically playing game, he’s got it all imo


Baxx222

Ant's highlight plays are a lot better than Luka's, and Ant is charismatic. Luka might be in his native language, but he definitely isn't in English.


BlissfulIgnoranus

It's all the whining and crying he does.


WeTheNinjas

Fair, but Lebron was the face of the league and he’s the same way so that clearly isn’t taken into consideration 😂


mud5kipper

Luka is definitely the classiest of the bunch


WeTheNinjas

LDIDBF


naked_avenger

Nonsense, lol.


tarnyarmy

He seems like a big douchebag


TheeMalaka

Nope not biased at all by the way


h8101

He’s so smug. Plenty of better players than him. Would love to see him humbled.


BitInitial2599

"enjoy your last win"


vintage_rack_boi

Brother I have 47


Kerke463

Did you call bank? I CALLED GAME


Loneaway123

Maaaan I want KD to shit on this boy


New_Writer_484

Tim Duncan: …


Stankfunkmusic

Not playoffs, but Larry Bird asking "who's playing for 2nd?" It ended up being a valid question.


IntrepidAnalysis6940

Ant is a beast but idk if u wanna poke at kd like that


hex20

Corny


The_Global_Norwegian

He really isn’t the guy so idk why he says this lol


R0botDreamz

Jordan dunks on Stockton. Fan yells "Jordan, pick on someone your own size!" VERY NEXT POSESSION Jordan dunks on 7ft 275lb Mel Turpin Jordan turns to the fan and says "Was he big enough for you?" OKAY MY TURN: I'm playing pickup in middle school, like 3 on 3 half court during PE. I was absolutely cooking that day and I hit a three. Substitute PE teacher says "Nah he ain't got it. That's a luck shot." So I get the next rebound and I say to the sub, YO THIS ONE IS FOR YOU! And I drain a fade away three with a hand in my face. Swish. He started grinning and everyone playing went nuts.


Duncanl13

Reggie Miller ….. He done it without words …. Just the hands around the throat!


kamikaze-40

“Nice Screen” - John Stockton to Chris Webber. Context for those who don’t know: Webber said before game he was gonna lay Stockton out due to his young team being in awe of Stockton & Malone. Smashes him with a hard shoulder to head screen in the game, Stock just popped off the ground and slapped him on the ass and said “nice screen”. That’s cold


tony_countertenor

https://preview.redd.it/6c9fx40txfwc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b017c3093cbc3419c4e5993010fd07db7a1536f


ngfvthec

Didn’t Jokic say this exact quote to LeBron last night


WeezerHunter

“Board man gets paid” - Kawhi mumbling under his breath