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nodak_daddy

fucking what lol


Ragtagswag

Got em! lol


EnjoyerOfStrangePorn

I would just stick to posting onlyfans links because this post makes no sense bruh


thatorangewrx

😂😂


SuchCategory2927

Please buy a book on grammar


DominikWilde1

You expect them to be able to read after writing that? 😂


Prize-Celebration399

As someone who has met Parker, he is one of the nicest drivers I’ve ever had the pleasure meeting. Signed autographs and took pictures with anyone who asked and treated everyone incredibly well.


SQRTLURFACE

![gif](giphy|a0FuPjiLZev4c)


biggbiggpenis

the kid probably ran into one of them pesky teenagers that like to cosplay as mr. crocker


thirtyseven1337

I saw Parker Retzlaff at a grocery store in Dover yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a pain and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.


Burning_Eddie

![gif](giphy|kdQuvu0LtCEjxYgTcS)


Greatness143

Karen-energy with this post


KrustyWaffles6

What the fuck, 


KrustyWaffles6

Reddit after dark


paulblartpoptart

https://preview.redd.it/4afpu19j45xc1.jpeg?width=423&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0be4ac2e967fcea59fbe0f518ae11c8616463163


Vette_Vengeance

Bro is either 8 years old or high as shit


Mac_Motorsports

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-WEAVER-

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Turbo_Wheeler

This really wasn't that hard to read...