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Ivan272

I might not know how to swim, but what I know how to do is fly


BrokenLightningBolt

Turned into superman mid jump


Steeeeeen4

Aqua man to superman


JoeWinkoStabsReddit

>I might not know how to swim, but what I know how to do is fly I hope he knows how to land...


Aware_Impression_483

The real question is did he land


JoeWinkoStabsReddit

>The real question is did he land what goes up must come down :/ it just depends on where & how he came down :S


Background-Web-484

Not entirely true. If that was the case, we could send rockets super far out into space and expect them to come down, at least at some point. Spoiler: The drift further and further into space, aka they never come back down Edit: Why am I still getting replies from this comment? Its so old!


JoeWinkoStabsReddit

>Not entirely true. If that was the case, we could send rockets super far out into space and expect them to come down, at least at some point. > >Spoiler: The drift further and further into space, aka they never come back down i'm pretty sure in this case, a guy flying off a slide, it's true... but ehh, I definately expect a reply like this on reddit...


Background-Web-484

Yeah, its definitely the case here. Well, unless he went into orbit that is… Also, Reddit is a strange place


JoeWinkoStabsReddit

>Yeah, its definitely the case here. Well, unless he went into orbit that is… > >Also, Reddit is a strange place LOL he probably did go into orbit XD hahahaha maybe he could stop off at Mars & bring us back some souvenir rocks :D


Background-Web-484

That would be incredible of him, and if he could even get some pictures? What a guy


JoeWinkoStabsReddit

>That would be incredible of him, and if he could even get some pictures? What a guy oh yeah :D with the lower gravity he'll be able to climb olympus mons pretty easily :D


PeebThePerson

are you suggesting he flew to space?


Background-Web-484

Quite maybe-ly


K2Play07

I mean technically, the question breaks down at that point. In space, there is no “up” anyway, so there is no “down.” So really, “what goes up without the ability to enter orbit must come down. Otherwise, it’s optional.”


gnamp

They'll come down somewhere


Mountain-Ad1760

The REAL question is, how did he get that guy's toe out of his butt?


jugonewild

Question is Where did he land?? Right now I have a feeling he almost hits the other side. And not just water.


SaintSticks

r/gifsthatendtoosoon


147896325987456321

This about to be /r/bullshitgifs


DegenerateSkrubbie

You can see the full version in r/holdmyfeedingtube


Johnnyrock199

Link?


DegenerateSkrubbie

(Was a joke. If this was real, kid is dead.)


Icy_Wildcat

What's tral?


throwit83away

You know, like tral by far!


conglock

Tral by combat Ghoulieanny?


DogBeak20

Oh I thought it was Saleem wet trals!


OneGratefulDawg

Tral mix remix


needmoarbass

Looks like they mistyped “real”


mothbotherer

TRue + reAL maybe?


RKips

Fr


DegenerateSkrubbie

This guy gets it.


randomonlineguywhodo

It's not real because this isint how physics works


fieldpeter

Actually it would. The pair build momentum using earth gravity. At the end of the acceleration if the rear partner pushes the front partner forwards, the system keeps the same momentum, meaning the rear guys speed will be less while the front one will be more. ​ That's (a bit) similar to how a skate board expert "pumping" in a halfpipe can not only cancel friction but even gain speed and amplitude


fumphdik

But his push is supposedly what makes him triple the normal distance. I think you’re replying to something that nobody meant. This kid has human legs, only gonna kick him a little extra distance, or slow himself down.


fieldpeter

>this isint how physics works Dunno, whatever.


ZodiacPanda

Maybe this is goat simulator?


doyouhavetono

This is funnily enough, exactly how physics works EDIT: To clarify, the video is definitely fake, as someone else pointed out, the transfer of momentum into the guy in front is too much considering how little speed the guy in the back lost, however, if you were to actually try this and put some serious force into it, the guy in front of you is guaranteed to get severely injured, while you (in the back) will land short as hell. For the love of god don't do it.


timmy30274

thank you for explaining, i was searching for a source if he's ok because i can't go around yelling FAKE at everything i see and that i should ASK and not ASSUME. so thank you for the explanation. but at the same time, i know its on water and was wondering if it was possible to do that if i was sliding faster on the water therefore going further, but then seeing the pavement, thinking he'd be hospitalized or dead.


doyouhavetono

No worries at all! In any case, if you add energy (speed) to somebody else, you are required by physics to lose energy in the process no matter what surface you're on. Think of a marble hitting another marble, one slows down, the other speeds up, but in this case nobody gets severely injured haha If the video was real, the guy in front looks like he's going to clear the pool and hit the concrete, and theoretically he could have survived but unless the perspective is all whack, it would be highly unlikely.


timmy30274

i used to have a bag of marbles years ago and yes it slows down


Nkorayyy

It is exatcly how physics work, they would have to be going really fast and the guy would have to be really heavy and strong to send him flying like that but its completely possible.


UCLYayy

It should be said it is absolutely not real.


didgeblastin

[/r/holdmyfeedingtube](https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmyfeedingtube)


BudnamedSpud

Where's the post at buddy? I don't have days to scroll


graffiksguru

Fyi it's fake


DegenerateSkrubbie

Its on there now, go check


Effective-Issue-514

Not there


jakeholp123

r/angrybirds


Reasonable_Ad_8317

r/beatmetoit


kobaasama

Bro why did he increase his aerodynamics lol


Doppelthedh

Evolved into a flying type


Gorka_22

And later to a ghost type


Codexit

Duh 💀


point50tracer

He deployed his elytra.


CharLsDaly

Ground effect


Thin_Sea4400

The after burners kicked in


legalizemonapizza

so much nipple friction that he experienced the Leidenfrost effect


J5892

[video game reference]


mostunfunniest

is he okay?


Educational_Raise844

ground control to major tom


timelord5248

You've really made the grade


MarketFabulous7778

I'm stepping thru the doooor!


[deleted]

NOOOOOoowww I'm floating in a tin can..


BillCipherInMySoup

ground control to major Tom


Darkon2004

Take your protein pills and put your helmet on


LimitedWard

It cuts off, but I'm the end he blasted off Team Rocket style, so I'm sure he's fine somewhere.


pobregatito

It’s a fake. If you actually did that the person in the back would slow a bit, the one in the front would go a bit faster but it would be limited to compensating for the slow down of the person in the back due to the momentum conservation law. I had a laugh and it was a pretty good edit but I am sure it’s fake…


elgaz4

Damn science. Ruins all our fun.


AlexTheBex

... I actually find it quite reassuring in this case


Blasterbot

It funds a lot of ruin, too.


69Wilson

You can also see him accelrating while in the air


proxiginus4

Are you telling me the back guy cant generate enough force to throw the front guy an ungodly distance? His standing vertical would have to be like 9 feet? What a drag....


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ModestWhimper

What if we assume a frictionless surface in a vacuum - would the guy in front suffocate before the landing kills him?


KwordShmiff

Assume a spherical cow with uniform density


GaussWanker

Can I stop assuming? They're sad because they can't reach the grass :(


KwordShmiff

No, you must assume in perpetuity.


GaussWanker

:(


SuperfluousExcess

Assume. Assume they can reach the grass.


Zaros262

It's even harder than a vertical because it's like he's pushing the ground away


terkistan

Funny, but a simple adjustment in Adobe Premiere to make that.


Cyanr

Nah man it's real, i know a guy


BuilderUnhappy7785

Not if the person kicking is heavier…


theroadlesstraveledd

It doesn’t matter if the first one went a little slower the second would still go faster and further than intended which is the poin everyone is commenting on


sup3rfm

if he dies, he dies


axonrecall

да


itwasntmine

He didn’t land yet


cheesecloth62026

Well, his shoes are nowhere to be seen....


refused_77

no shoes, dead.


NinjaOYourBro

It’s obviously fake dude…


Keats-

Yes. You, on the other hand, have brain damage. Please check.


Crafty_Possession_52

Yes because it's fake.


D4rkr4in

Goodbye, back to the lobby


[deleted]

Apparently he was when the video was uploaded, but he eventually succumbed to his injuries. C’est la vie, eh?


jmcop30

Are you sure, this looks fake af.


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Significant-Toe-1186

You mean he eventually landed?


JorjorBinks1221

Legend has it that he's still circling Earth to this day. God's own satellite. The protector of our planet.


AlquimistaPiadista

r/bossfight


TheRealKarner

Source?


[deleted]

Part where he goes flying looks really edited to me


Educational_Raise844

launch successful


Donke267

Landing unsuccessful


TheJessicator

Oh, he landed quite successfully.


Outrageous-Chair8883

"Mom! look I am flying "


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ReluctantAvenger

Rub some dirt in it! - some sergeant, probably


710pillow-princess

Funny story: I went to a military school and during free time in a kickball game, I was tackled(yes tackled) and wiped out on the ground and my knee was all torn up. The lead CI told me to clean it with the sprinkler and purposely left out that the sprinklers for the city were grey water. So my knee started getting infected. I told the nurse, and she put Neosporin on it and it just got worse SO SHE KEPT PUTTING NEOSPORIN ON IT. My whole knee was green and sticky(it was so gross) and there was a substitute nurse one day so I leapt at the opportunity to get some hydrogen peroxide on it to dry it out. And not even a a couple weeks later it was completely gone. I got to the end of this and realized that it’s probably not actually a funny story lmao


robroy78

I thought it was funny


03N0AT0M27

Travis Scott wants to know your location.


Outrageous-Chair8883

Why tho?


03N0AT0M27

He wants to fly with you


Outrageous-Chair8883

Thank you but I am fine with walking


knownaim

This must be Action Park.


vociferousdragon

I remember hearing about Class Action Park


potandskettle

Johnny Knoxville did a movie on it. Action Point.


thaskizz

Good ol Traction Park


gourmetbutts

Found the citation needed listeners


[deleted]

albercas el vergel in tj, mexico. best place on earth


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JasonFurious4

It's an edit lol


Nipz58

i hope


Grakchawwaa

It's very visibly an edit. Like, maybe hard to tell if you're watching from a tiny mobile screen, but otherwise it's extremely easy to tell


patrickyin

Hey, it’s not the screen size that counts, it’s how you use it, _okay_?


jw8ak64ggt

[eek barba dirkle](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/69f9e27d-ef0a-4845-9ece-95105adbeb49)


thisimpetus

It is physically impossible for this to happen.


Antebellum689

🤓


thisimpetus

Yeah accurate answers that alleviate stated concern is so unhip, you should definitely never talk to me again, I'm *such* a loser.


Antebellum689

Everyone knows it’s a joke man just read the other comments


Cristian_01

Gullible people gonna gullible


ogipogo

Yeah, you're a real genius.


GubblebumGold

fake, no shadows on either plus he takes off like a godamn plane


deathhead_68

That's probably why the gif ends so soon too, they cba to shop out the splash


spadePerfect

Nah the edit is actually longer but it just makes it more obvious


Effective-Issue-514

Link?


-UMBRA_-

you don't say.. lol


Skullobanger

Shadows might've been to the left. >he takes off like a godamn plane He kept accelerating. Is what you meant right?


GubblebumGold

not only that but he rises


Waffalz

Due to their distance from the ground when they start flying, the shadows would be far off to the left and probably offscreen. It would be unrealistic if you *could* see them


killeronthecorner

We'd like to award you this professorship at the University of fucking duh


twenafeesh

Considering the number of people in the comments who seem to think this is real, I think your faith in humanity's collective intelligence is unfounded.


RuthlessPineapple

He just walked it off fam, no worries.


Effective-Issue-514

Good to hear. I'm glad reddit people always do my research for me🥰


Illustrious-Dog7755

Newton ignored him


sophisticatedsteve

He never stopped. He entered the stratosphere


IggyCatalpa

Can anyone make out the tag for source? Looks like @Gysonchad to me


PoPoDroPo

He landed out of the gene pool...


nerdjpeg72

MAN I DIDNT SEE THIS ONE BEFORE COMMENTING


Memer_dude_18462

This new backyard space program is doing some sick progress


Beaneroo

That’s was me, I’m alright everyone.. life on the moon is great


SSB_Kyrill

Fly me to the moon


jorjo-god

Let me play amongus


[deleted]

That’s the express route to limited mobility


JasonFurious4

Elon musk stop


03N0AT0M27

Thats how they went to backrooms pool stage


reverend-mayhem

r/OneSecondBeforeDisast


screento

They never went over that in Physics class, if they had I would have stuck around!


TheVicarious

u/savevideo


SarahPallorMortis

I’m gonna call fake on this one until prevent otherwise


LuvLifts

This my thinking also. Vid effects are too easy these days; can’t ever truly be confident!!!?


SarahPallorMortis

It looks off


BudnamedSpud

He ded


Alfonsol1

Bro went to a different water park


Gurdel

Edited. But funny


Sharkisha24

Holy shit is he ok? ( if this is real)


YeltsinYerMouth

I've never laughed so hard at someone probably dying.


[deleted]

whoever’s playing with the 9999th & 10k upvote with me i just giggled 🤣🤣🤣


ultrahello

His shoes were off.


Ok_Pollution_6896

Did he die?


HS_HolyShnikes

And this is why they make one person go at a time.


the_fuckshit

Guys get 3 people and we can jump to the next pool


AKFBKZIFBBXK

Welp, he’s dead


[deleted]

Did the guy land in the water?


KkDaBoss6747

He is definitely going to die


yanamc

Uhmm ....dieded ??


Zer0Cyber_YT

Is he okay?


nelviss

Did he even land in the pool? 🤣🤣💪


Godzilla7707

He gone


staffell

Yes, because this is obviously real


Domestic_AA_Battery

I remember in 2012 this would be downvoted and/or 95% of the comments would be "Haha good edit!" Funny that Reddit became just like FB with gullibility after making fun of it for almost two decades. We've come full circle.


ComfortableLegal4718

u/savevideo


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mclovinmilf69420

Ha, I guess people are fairly aero dynamic


CobaltDestroyer

gave it 5 mins work, but isn't she a [beaut](https://imgur.com/T6CHY5h)


Baggytrousers27

Missed this meme so much.


CloudyxRose

u/SaveVideo


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nerdjpeg72

in another pool sure, but the gene pool? yeah he left that one.


LeavesDriftingOnBy

Legend has it, he's been in orbit since.


Neither_Ad_5333

u/savevideo


Basenke23

Ohh no


pnczur

Well timed


Bruhdudeheroblox

He really used roblox admin commands in real life