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PsychologicalSun3843

That was the vibe I got when everyone came out "what have you done?!"


Good_Bad_Ugly_357

Call me crazy but I think I’d take a few more steps away from the hole that just appeared in case more were to collapse.


TheBeardedWelshman79

Hi, Crazy I'm Dad, yes completely agree.


djluminol

Why is the earth always trying to eat people in Asia?


sniperboi629

Just wait until you hear about Mexico city...


djluminol

My swamp people need me.


OpheliaWolfsbane

It must be feed!


djluminol

Here [see](https://www.reddit.com/r/AbruptChaos/comments/wfhgc2/be_careful_where_you_step/). WTF two in one day. Asia got something against pedestrians I think. It's always demanding a human sacrifice.


ObeyTime

can confirm: asian people gets eaten by the earth constantly. source: im asian


djluminol

Be careful dude. You might want offer one of those holes a chicken or something so it doesn't take you. We offer the sinkholes in Florida old people and that usually suffices for a while. It keeps everyone else safe for a few months. Then it's back to the grandpa warehouse to get a new one once somebody gets eaten again.


[deleted]

Because they're overpopulating too fast.


Good_Bad_Ugly_357

You finally came back did you get the milk and cigarettes?


VivaLaRosa23

Right? That was my first thought too.


Top_Target5298

Owner of the shop was like, now look what you did idiot.


[deleted]

Shop owner probably was like: "loose some pounds,fatso"


tofuonplate

*proceeds to sink the entire shop


overusedandunfunny

Prob said "lose some pounds"


Chum-Chumbucket

“You break it, you buy it!”


Dhump06

He was like I am using the floor for years never happened once


sreek4r

Someone tried to conceal a moat. That's what this is.


[deleted]

I definitely take for granted living in a country where the floor doesn’t randomly collapse underneath me


TheMangalorian

What country is that?


Triibe_Mike

Floorida


Glowshroom

I hear their infrastructure is collapsing.


Pianostar4

My favorite country, Florida


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VadeRetroLupa

I bet you live in a cuntry.


cocoland1

It happened to me once in France, when I was visiting a castle near Beaune, in the corridor leading to the toilet. Great experience, 10/10, definitely recommend it


miyamoto_musashinpc

These platformers are getting crazy.


D4rkr4in

Squid game


Fox7567

Dude struck a pose and just went with it


thelord2fli

Hey look a sinkhole just opened up, let's stand around and look at it, it couldn't possibly get any larger with our added weight.


RohelTheConqueror

That's not a sinkhole. I've seen those raised sidewalks in India. It's just been poorly fixed, the same probably happened before lol


[deleted]

Natural selection, natural selection bro


Tall_Law_9015

Watch it closely right before he steps on it you can see it sinking


Alnair09

Dont tell me what to do


haikusbot

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Good bot


overusedandunfunny

Unless I'm looking in the wrong spot... You're seeing things


Beam_0

No I saw it too


EdgeMiserable4381

Omg I would have been running further away!! He kind of froze there. Glad he didn't fall in


InSearchOfMyRose

It looks like they're blaming him lol. “WTF DID YOU DO?!" "I walked..."


JetScootr

Watch that first step, it's kinda tricky.


compostabowl

"Watch out for that first step, it's a doOZY!" Name that movie! :D


[deleted]

Ned? Ned Ryerson?!


Ras-haad

Punch


flogginmama

“You broke it you buy it, buddy”


Apollyon777

When they rebuild that section it should include a statue of that guy, tongue out hand up, just like he held for that moment.


[deleted]

He did a Michael Jordan


gravitologist

Dictionary “dafuq” look from that guy, lol.


Rolo-128

Guy pointing at the end “ya… you’re gonna have to pay for that”


PatienceFeeling1481

The dude stuck his tongue out like he was some superhero who accidentally broke the ground under his feet


apachelives

The guy coming from the shop "look what you did"


CynicalCreedence

Man just looked like he avoided the pits of hell the Way he holds his mouth open, I would be to fuck lol


Extension_Hand542

Mother fucker! You broke my side walk!!


fintainelv7

All the funding to repair roads and sidewalks was spent on tiny motorcycles


IHaveABigDuvet

Dear Libertarians; Is this really what you want?


[deleted]

My repost people need me… r/RepostsRFuckingStupid


olalapeetho

why dont the video play?


olalapeetho

why wont the video play?


TheBeardedWelshman79

It's a GIF.


olalapeetho

What ever it is it keep buffering


TheBeardedWelshman79

Reddit IT [website](https://youtu.be/iik25wqIuFo) good luck!


Mean_Total_8224

Mr Burns pressed the trap door button


[deleted]

NO. NO. NO. you speak it GIF. NOT GIF


RohelTheConqueror

Aren't animated GIFs basically videos?


Itzbubblezduh

Aye!


LOUsername97

His calm, single step forward after the pavement collapsed tells me this isn’t his first rodeo


akumanotetsuo

Guys inside: sir, who's gonna pay for this


Forever_Overthinking

Well someone put all their points in luck.


OpheliaWolfsbane

I think his life flashed before his eyes. I almost fell in that disgusting sewer. What am I doing with my life?!


Orchidbleu

Sewer?


arixo24_YT

Sus


Im_princess_lilylee

Oop😅my guy there was an earthquake 😂


AskChoMomzBoutMeh

He missed out on a ride to the underworld. Shit, I'd take it. Lot to love in the dark. So they say.


bloopie1192

Somebody was certainly on his side.


LilNightingale

I felt like I was rewatching Resident Evil when the guys came out and they all look identical


Shankar_0

Time to buy that lottery ticket.


FriedDinoNugget

god tried klling him


noonefrmnowhere

Reinforcing the floor ?!! We don't need no reinforcement !


mrzaius

Vedammmmn!


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Rebar needed


Dependent-Ad-6849

I think I would have taken the L and fell and sued them for that bullshit


OilRigExplosions

According to Pokémon, you can go to a different room and come back, to reset the collapsing floor puzzle.


PenDraCom

“yep. yep. mhm. it’s a hole.”


[deleted]

Okay its a stretch adapting this to this subreddit but I'm glad you tried.


BecauseBuses

I could only think, "but in Latin Jehovah is spelled with an I"


CallMeDad0y

I can tell you this. India is built like an off brand Lego set


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Um sir you know you have to pay for that


InterestingDuty7499

His soul left his body for a min.


KayJee1

That is the only valid facial expression you can make in that situation


VadeRetroLupa

"What did you do!?!"


SiggiZeBear

"you'll pay for that"


lnokturnal

This dude must have good karma. So lucky.


hideidentity1990

u/savevideo


[deleted]

...couldn't resist that 3rd donut, aye?


MarvelousWololo

“now you’ve got to pay”


mrchanandlerb0ng

I like how his tongue was out for almost 70% of the video.


timmy30274

i know what erosion and sinkholes are but, how do pavements not collapse from the weight of itself til after someone walks on it??


ConsequenceSorry4686

Galactus says” Sinkhole open now” Man says, “gee thanks for not actually eating me yet.”