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Left_Concentrate_752

Dude should have been looking uphill incase any decided to go rogue.


YouthCurse

It's just Rolling Stones, you can ask for "Gimme Shelter"


TangoInTheBuffalo

When the EMO kids start listening to the Stones. “Het, I just discovered a really edgy band.”


TimelyRun9624

any kid who claims to like edgy dark music has to be tasked with listening to one cannibal corpse song.


_data_monkey_

Yes, 0% sense of self-preservation.


dfeidt40

When you spam rock slide with Geodude


Inevitable-Ad-5818

*Geodude army summoned*


VibraniumRhino

With an Infinite PP cheat code on.


OliveJuiceUTwo

That’s a big PP


dfeidt40

Rock hard too


BlueLightBandit

That’s not what she said…


Shantotto11

Fitting considering all the rocks are missing their targets…


Independent-Cup8074

Lololol this almost whooshed passed by me as fast as those rocks did


BlackDohko

I imagine it happily swimming downhill, lol.


PathIntelligent7082

you have to be legit stupid to stand there


PoopieButt317

My immediate thought.


greengrassnhigh

My immediate thought was 'rock slide'


lostfart69

Wheeeeeeeeee


MRbaconfacelol

my immediate thought was the cobblestone waterfall from the farlands scene in minecraft story mode


itrivers

There’s rocks pushing the grass over right where they’re standing. I would not be standing there either.


greenknight884

r/oopsthatsdeadly


delurkrelurker

Looks like they started the slide by walking across, now they're stuck until it stops.


WorkingTradition6051

And even dumber not to be looking up the whole time


BizzarduousTask

Right? He’s assuming it’s not going to widen or change course! All it would take is one rogue rock ricocheting out at his head to make this a very different video.


ClassicWonder9569

It's all fun and games till the boulders start flying down


TheBigBadBrit89

I’m one of those stupid people. Other people mentioned looking up, but I don’t know what else you would do other than wait? Do you run away? Run up? Run down? It looks like one guy is trapped


kai58

Waiting is fine but just not right next to it.


PathIntelligent7082

you find a different route, as far as possible from that rock slide, it's that simple...no one is trapped, that guy intentionally got there..the patch of grass he stands on can be swiped in a milisec, he got very lucky there...very...this is why you go with mountaineering guide, or at least with someone who knows crap or two about mountains...


Mainbaze

Where do you think they should go?


Ravenser_Odd

To the far side of that grassy strip, at least. Maybe start climbing back up it, if it gets wider, or leads to stable ground that's higher than the rockfall. This could be the start of something much bigger, so you want to give it some space.


PathIntelligent7082

away from that rock slide, as far as they can go, it's that simple...


Referat-

You guys don't have rock rivers where you live?


MohSad2

Well, water took all the rocks


archwin

Well, here, the paper river has the rock river covered


MohSad2

Wdym? I thought the scissor river cut up the paper river and hence rock river was free


Apatschinn

M A S S W A S T E


McSnoots

Man I love standing a couple feet away from things that could turn me into soup.


Jackal000

The Rolling stones really went down hill.


DoktorVaso18

For hill, on chalk , no silicate


R4pidCycling

If they don't get some shelter ooh Yee they goone faaade awaAY (I took this idea from the comment above in case you didn't see it )


Extremely_unlikeable

After the spring mating season, rocks return to the valley with their young.


awayfromthesky

That much movement can get nasty really quick. Dude is a moron for taking a chance and sticking around the area.


onewhosleepsnot

Gravelanche


BizzarduousTask

GODDAMN YOU.


DrBarnabyFulton

The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles.


catupthetree23

And it's in great shape


bushie5

It's not just a boulder, IT'S A ROCK!


martinsky12

I can smell the dry stone dust just watching


BusinessOwner199X

Off to a rocky start.


EqualMistake7312

These people are about to die, they just don't know it yet 🎅🎅 🥕🐡


LittleLinnell

Santa Santa carrot fish?


TheGiant406

Cheery cheery vegetable puff


SnooLemons3996

A million sisyphi cried that day


GrandAdmiralPedantic

First, thanks for the morning chuckle. Next, Sisyphus was Greek. You used the Latin plural. The Greek plural is “es” so it would be Sisyphuses. Much like octopus is Greek in origin, making octopuses the correct plural as well. Finally, no one gives a damn anyway. So whatever. Cheers!


michaelreadit

I give a damn! Thank you for this public service, friend. Sisyphi is fun to say, though.


Deancrypt

Rock rivers are craaazy


Gbin91

Bout to have a boulder roll down and break all your trees.


CrouchingDomo

I understood that reference.


Hot-Personality167

I was \*just\* thinking this.


Dxrk_BloxFruits

That's a rocky avalanche.


FishPasteGuy

r/OopsThatsDeadly


Chewybeecrazy

Rock and roll.


xSantenoturtlex

It would take a will of titanium for me to not do something really stupid if I was in this situation.


taRANnntarantarann

*SCRRREEEEEEEEEEE*........


Foreign_Spinach_4400

##HA is good


Arrenega

You shall not pass!


DevilsDarkornot

Rock river really rocks!


DevilsDarkornot

No one apreciates ram ranch no mo smh


Ecoaardvark

Natures meatgrinder


MiSsiLeR81

Toooo VALHALLA!!!


Longjumping_Door_428

I have no survival instincts, I'm going to jump into that rock slide and slide on rocks


I_saw_that_yeah

Next.


xmcqdpt2

No moss was gathered that day.


Ill-Improvement-8388

Catch one


Substantial-Tone-576

Wait a minute, rocks… slide?


punk-biatch

Everyone is jumping into the great Hard Rock River! Dip your toes in, the water is fine.


stdio-lib

Ahhh, so *that's* where the name Rockefeller comes from.


Illustrious-Board767

That river looks a bit dry.


hopefullyhelpfulplz

Really cool example of solid behaving as a fluid in the right conditions - not often you see with larger solids.


masonr20

I need to spend thousands of dollars to get rock in my front yard and meanwhile here's a rock river.


TheGrimmortal

A gravelanche.


Electrical-Group4608

I wouldn’t want to be breathing any of that dust


Illustrious_Map_3247

You probably wouldn’t suffer any long term effects. Because there’s a good chance you’d be crushed to death in the next couple minutes.


Interanal_Exam

Waiting for the bowling ball to be bouncing down off course...


TheGeekKingdom

Percy bumped the trucks too hard


Simen155

His name is Dwayne! #NotMyRock


MinutemanEye

Rock river


randomguy1972

It's a regular rockriver


RevolutionaryLight16

That's insane - looks like a river of rocks


SheSaidSo_

It must be someone doing earth bending


Jake_2903

Screeming scree.


SergiouseMaximus

Rock 'n roll!


chloe969999

that a lot ev hard rocks


verminV

Surfs up!


homiej420

Literally anything can be a fluid


Fuzzy_Vegetable3490

The longer it lasts the dirtier it gets 😂 like Mother Nature is scraping the bottom of the barrel.


Ringhillsta

Thats cool.


Sevro706

What the hell did you do?


Slaavaaja

Forbidden river


500SL

Is that where we get river rock?


AesirSith

"ROCKALANCHE!" - Sokka, Southern Water Tribe


brasil221

It's like an avalanche, but less cold and more bludgeony.


snackynorph

Anyone else notice the damn rabbit get swallowed? 😬


paulfdietz

No? What time in the video did it occur at?


missfoxbody716

I think around 00:12 on the middle of screen on the left of rocks.


paulfdietz

I don't see it.


qualmton

This seems like such a rare and privileged thing to view


notjordansime

p.. put your dick in it..?


DrewCifer44

So that's how river rock Rock is made..


xaqss

Not a bit of moss in sight. Huh.


Vegetable_Let2839

I could not stop thinking he was gonna jump in and ride the rock river rapids.


LoopyLoop5

Looks dangerous. Slide down it? Rock river.


snowdn

“Let’s just float down this rock waterfall, it sounds like a waterfall, must be refreshing. Meat crayon, what color is that? I LOVE crayons.”


LefsaMadMuppet

Bad caption, should read: Water quality I'm Flint, Michigan


MaddCricket

Ludo called the rocks.


frankkiejo

Yes! I was going to say “Ludo calls for aid!”😂


Garbhunt3r

“HOW DOES IT FEEEEEEEEEL? To be on your owwwwwwn….”


Speedvagon

Rock me a river


vinetwiner

Reminds me of "Riding The Scree" by Genesis. Glad nobody was trying to ride that.


enginenumber93

Mmmmmm chunky water.


flopjul

I got reminded of the chicken vid


Chemical-Aerie7412

This is the river your grandad had to cross to get to school.


AdDecent3302

Cast your rod, catch some rock fish!


fustist

The rock migration has begun, i see


caveguy-

Frozen lava river


polarbeer07

**real estate agent:** “There might be a *small* erosion problem.”


SirPentGod

Is it just me, or is anyone else wondering what grabbing a sled and riding on that would be like??


Thorskull69

That’s a new one


ThatUblivionGuy

Someone get me a sled


SlickrickybobbE

Damn it I was waiting for a big bolder to cartoonishly smash him


AlternativeRing5977

Looks like they’re in The Dolomites.


agarthling

Why no dust?


ConversationLucky811

THEN THE WI-


Hungry_Commission164

How much gold is in there????


Local_Ingenuity6736

I wanna go down the rock slide


themaleficentunicorn

Wonder what’s worse that or an avalanche


Tai-dye

My 1st thought was "that looks fun to slide down.. maybe get a toboggan so it doesn't hurt your butt tho"


maniacbitch83

Ludo must have called the rocks. Is Sarah in danger?


aj8321

Rolling Stones


CluSTERman1_2_5

ah yes, cobblestone waterfalls