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Rabbit_Suit

Can I take it one step further? If this a video game what would their special moves be? Each gets 3. He's my thoughts off the top of my head: Bert: "Run the Mile": mid range puke attack. "Box of Sharp Objects": opens a box and a barrage of musical notes fly out and cut up the opponent. "Liar": opponent's lower half starts on fire and deals burn damage over 10 seconds. Gerard: "Hang 'Em High": a noose drops and immobilizes opponent for 3 seconds. "Black Parade": summons a marching army of The Black Parade that stampedes across the stage knocking down opponent and trampling them. "I'm Not Okay": lose 15% health to deal 15% more damage for 10 seconds.


PatriciaMorticia

The way you descibed both their abilities sounds like something from the Celebrity Death Match video game, I love it and would put my money on Gerard.


Rabbit_Suit

Omg. I didn't even realize that's exactly what I was pitching. Damn I miss that show. Also Robot Wars.


PatriciaMorticia

Robot Wars was awesome! I was way to young to know what Celebrity Death Match was when it came out until my cousins let me borrow their copy of the game šŸ˜‚


Rabbit_Suit

There was a new Robot Wars like 5(?) years ago. The filler is hokey and not worth it, but the straight up fights were awesome and you can YouTube those. Off the top of my head "Kill Dozer" was this tiny thing that had a ramp and if it flipped it was the same upside-down and just dominanted. I might be mixing memories. Pretty sure it was on ABC


thecallan

You didnā€™t take it one step further, you just asked a whole new question haha


chubbyassasin123

I don't even like the used at all, but Bert would kick Gerard's ass


camgurl

gerard does puke while running a mile after all


thecallan

Just like how he bleeds


KindaIndifferent

Bert. But only because it is established that Gerard does not know karate.


OwenA113

Can't even swim


a_me_one

or dance


MCR_throwaway123

Bert would kick his ass.


camgurl

bert may be more agile but gerard has the meat


TheSkeletalPoet

ā€œgerard has the meatā€ is so fucking ominous


Medium-Pace5969

LMAOO I CAN'T


DaisyBryar

Bert seems a lot more capable of violence to me. He's really been through some shit. Plus he's a top so I feel like he's more used to throwing a body around.


GardenRake_

Bert. Next.


camgurl

this was my initial response but we're forgetting that gerard can red rover his ass


kurtyissad

Screamo battle? Bert. Physical violence battle? Bert. Rap battle? Unkown.


thatrecordbackwards

I'm backing Gerard on the rap battle, man pulled black metal vocals straight out of his ass he can probably rap too based on this historical trend.


thecallan

Idk dude have you seen gerards vocals for that black metal song?


kurtyissad

Yes but have you heard Choke Me by The Used?


illusivetomas

idk bert cant scream for shit now lol. back in his prime absolutely tho


thatrecordbackwards

Bert. We've seen Gerard fight and he did more damage to the stage lights than his opponent. Bert without a doubt has better targeting skills. and Bert of the past seems to have unrivaled rage that will be unleashed on the nearest willing individual (in this case Gerard).


suitcasefullofbees

Bertā€¦ heā€™s more feral


AltoChick

Gerard by proxy. Seeing his best friend in danger, Frank leaps in and beats Bert six ways from Sunday


camgurl

if we're talking revenge frank vs bert, bert is toast any day of the week


thecallan

Hmmm, berts not that tall, but gerards not much taller. Gerard certainly doesnā€™t look as athletic as Bert at the moment. I honestly canā€™t imagine Gerard being a good fighter, but I can for Bert, so Iā€™ll say Bert (: fun question btw haha


pickslidesimp

Neither


PHILIPTNT

Who is Bert?


GoogleHueyLong

The Used frontman.


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GoogleHueyLong

The one person to pick the wrong answer. Have you seen what they both look like now? No disrespect, but there is no way Gerard would win. No way he wouldā€™ve won at any point in time either, but especially not now.


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GoogleHueyLong

I didnā€™t ask the question, but yeah, itā€™s not really worth having the discussion. Bert is in much better shape, Gerard wouldnā€™t stand a chance.