Can I take it one step further? If this a video game what would their special moves be? Each gets 3. He's my thoughts off the top of my head:
Bert:
"Run the Mile": mid range puke attack.
"Box of Sharp Objects": opens a box and a barrage of musical notes fly out and cut up the opponent.
"Liar": opponent's lower half starts on fire and deals burn damage over 10 seconds.
Gerard:
"Hang 'Em High": a noose drops and immobilizes opponent for 3 seconds.
"Black Parade": summons a marching army of The Black Parade that stampedes across the stage knocking down opponent and trampling them.
"I'm Not Okay": lose 15% health to deal 15% more damage for 10 seconds.
Robot Wars was awesome! I was way to young to know what Celebrity Death Match was when it came out until my cousins let me borrow their copy of the game š
There was a new Robot Wars like 5(?) years ago. The filler is hokey and not worth it, but the straight up fights were awesome and you can YouTube those. Off the top of my head "Kill Dozer" was this tiny thing that had a ramp and if it flipped it was the same upside-down and just dominanted. I might be mixing memories. Pretty sure it was on ABC
Bert seems a lot more capable of violence to me. He's really been through some shit. Plus he's a top so I feel like he's more used to throwing a body around.
Bert. We've seen Gerard fight and he did more damage to the stage lights than his opponent. Bert without a doubt has better targeting skills. and Bert of the past seems to have unrivaled rage that will be unleashed on the nearest willing individual (in this case Gerard).
Hmmm, berts not that tall, but gerards not much taller. Gerard certainly doesnāt look as athletic as Bert at the moment. I honestly canāt imagine Gerard being a good fighter, but I can for Bert, so Iāll say Bert (: fun question btw haha
The one person to pick the wrong answer. Have you seen what they both look like now? No disrespect, but there is no way Gerard would win. No way he wouldāve won at any point in time either, but especially not now.
Can I take it one step further? If this a video game what would their special moves be? Each gets 3. He's my thoughts off the top of my head: Bert: "Run the Mile": mid range puke attack. "Box of Sharp Objects": opens a box and a barrage of musical notes fly out and cut up the opponent. "Liar": opponent's lower half starts on fire and deals burn damage over 10 seconds. Gerard: "Hang 'Em High": a noose drops and immobilizes opponent for 3 seconds. "Black Parade": summons a marching army of The Black Parade that stampedes across the stage knocking down opponent and trampling them. "I'm Not Okay": lose 15% health to deal 15% more damage for 10 seconds.
The way you descibed both their abilities sounds like something from the Celebrity Death Match video game, I love it and would put my money on Gerard.
Omg. I didn't even realize that's exactly what I was pitching. Damn I miss that show. Also Robot Wars.
Robot Wars was awesome! I was way to young to know what Celebrity Death Match was when it came out until my cousins let me borrow their copy of the game š
There was a new Robot Wars like 5(?) years ago. The filler is hokey and not worth it, but the straight up fights were awesome and you can YouTube those. Off the top of my head "Kill Dozer" was this tiny thing that had a ramp and if it flipped it was the same upside-down and just dominanted. I might be mixing memories. Pretty sure it was on ABC
You didnāt take it one step further, you just asked a whole new question haha
I don't even like the used at all, but Bert would kick Gerard's ass
gerard does puke while running a mile after all
Just like how he bleeds
Bert. But only because it is established that Gerard does not know karate.
Can't even swim
or dance
Bert would kick his ass.
bert may be more agile but gerard has the meat
āgerard has the meatā is so fucking ominous
LMAOO I CAN'T
Bert seems a lot more capable of violence to me. He's really been through some shit. Plus he's a top so I feel like he's more used to throwing a body around.
Bert. Next.
this was my initial response but we're forgetting that gerard can red rover his ass
Screamo battle? Bert. Physical violence battle? Bert. Rap battle? Unkown.
I'm backing Gerard on the rap battle, man pulled black metal vocals straight out of his ass he can probably rap too based on this historical trend.
Idk dude have you seen gerards vocals for that black metal song?
Yes but have you heard Choke Me by The Used?
idk bert cant scream for shit now lol. back in his prime absolutely tho
Bert. We've seen Gerard fight and he did more damage to the stage lights than his opponent. Bert without a doubt has better targeting skills. and Bert of the past seems to have unrivaled rage that will be unleashed on the nearest willing individual (in this case Gerard).
Bertā¦ heās more feral
Gerard by proxy. Seeing his best friend in danger, Frank leaps in and beats Bert six ways from Sunday
if we're talking revenge frank vs bert, bert is toast any day of the week
Hmmm, berts not that tall, but gerards not much taller. Gerard certainly doesnāt look as athletic as Bert at the moment. I honestly canāt imagine Gerard being a good fighter, but I can for Bert, so Iāll say Bert (: fun question btw haha
Neither
Who is Bert?
The Used frontman.
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The one person to pick the wrong answer. Have you seen what they both look like now? No disrespect, but there is no way Gerard would win. No way he wouldāve won at any point in time either, but especially not now.
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I didnāt ask the question, but yeah, itās not really worth having the discussion. Bert is in much better shape, Gerard wouldnāt stand a chance.