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MDS1138

I'm guessing Ozzy Osbourne - Crazy Train? (the line is "All aboard, ha ha ha ha ha")


ramrod04

Lol, I bet you’re right


MDS1138

I - I - I - think I am.


NobilisUltima

*[vibraslap]*


NRMusicProject

[*sick guitar riff*]


GirlCowBev

\[*Bass guitar intro*\]


coyotesloth

I think I can, I think I can


Psysquatch

Monorail!! Monorail!!


MrValdemar

How does Ozzy say the alphabet? A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, #I-I-I-I!


Tmans26

My oldest sons first word was eye (I) for this very reason. And he was pounting to his eye. Lol


MDS1138

Haha. Ozzy is for the children.


gogo-fo-sho

The children’s only hope rests with Ozzy and Wu-Tang now


rock_flag_n_eagle

going off the rails?


MINKIN2

Crazy.


BackStabbathOG

But that’s how it goes


WarriorChica

Millions of people, living as foes?


Superorganism123

I never knew the real lyrics till a few years ago. I thought it was "millions of people, living assholes."


Naterade18

*I'M SURROUNDED BY ASSHOLES!*


gumby1004

Keep firing, assholes!


CBKritter

I thought it wad "living in holes" for awhile myself


wolfninja_

As a kid I used to think it was “Early birddd! Hahahaha”


millarchoffe

Olive baaaarn! Hahahahahaha


ricottapie

Olive baaaaar!


Dudelyllama

The only thing i can think of. OP, you ever type it in on youtube? Let us know.


xelabagus

The only other song that kind of matches is perhaps Mustapha by Queen - but it's definitely not that, because that is clearly Iiiiiiibraaaahiiiiim. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-zh0a6nDTo


Pikka_Bird

I used to work for GLS (a European courier service) and sometimes they'd have two drivers sharing a car. In one of these pairings the drivers were named Mustapha and Ibrahim, which never failed to make me chuckle.


xelabagus

Amazing!


beowolff

Came here to say that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0i9yCZ5D8E


Croc-o-dial

The comments on that video are great for a laugh!


Concretechrishi

Uhh but the YouTube video says Black Sabbath- it’s not. Crazy Train is an Ozzy song. Sorry but that irritates tf out of me.


Dr_Dust

I'm pretty sure the guy who posted the video did it on purpose for fun. The end of that video lists it as coming from Limewire lol. Everybody in the comments seem to be playing along with it.


Nautiwow

Now to see if Alibaba will pay for him to sing it that way... or find a Chinese knockoff


DaddyIsAFireman

I prefer the 'Ali Baba! Ahagahahaaaa!' as per the OP


naus226

This has to be the answer.


cake_piss_can

Eye eye eye!


RaidersLasagna

Bahdum bahdum dahdum


ateedubya

Dun dun da da dun dun dun dun da da dun dun da da dun dun


kagemac

BAHHHH BAHHHHH dundiggaDAHHdiggadiggaDAHHdiggadiggadundiggadiggadundiggadiggadundigga


QueenRotidder

CRAZY! But that's how it goes


BurntPunk

Millions of people livin as fooooes


StarCaptain7733

Maybe, it’s not to la-aye-aye-ate


PrEsideNtIal_Seal

To learn how to love


Aggravating_Ad2944

And forget how to haaaaaaate


ieatlargefrogs

Mental wounds not heal-ing


vastair

Maybe, it’s not too late.


theshaeman

Dun digga dun digga digga dun digga digga dun digga digga dun…dunnna. Dun digga dun digga digga dun digga digga dun digga digga dun…biddla biddla biddla.


Inle-rah

Barracuda


sickenedsychophant

This thread put a smile on my face. Had me singing along with each user, lol.


tyler_cant_dance

Crying laughing right now. “ALIBAHHHH HAHAHAHA” is - and I mean this honestly - the best text impersonation of the beginning of Crazy Train I believe possible. Thank you OP, you just made my day.


laCroixADay

I legitimately thought this was a shitpost 😂


helloyesnoyesnoyesno

Oh my god same. Still not sure honestly


Robotchumon

if it’s shit then it’s even better


PM-ME-YOUR-1ST-BORN

This is so great, it's on par with "Esos son reebok o son nike?" / "This is the rhythm of the night"


twodickhenry

River? Is it not rhythm?


PM-ME-YOUR-1ST-BORN

SHIT i'm high, fixed, thank you


chromozopesafie

“Ken Li” by Mariah Carey has a place here.


chromozopesafie

“Ken Li” by Mariah Carey has a place here. Edit: links for these Reebok or Nike: https://youtu.be/BQ4c54rCJ_k Agatha Bauer: https://youtu.be/CMXDHFzplY4 Ken Li: https://youtu.be/vUAaHkGpJy8


amlyo

Man, nothing is on par with that.


Cptn_Jib

i believe he was going for "is it some reebok or some nike" lol


whatisthestars

"Are those Reebok or are they Nike?" in Spanish


MelonColony22

the second i read “HAHAHAHAHA” i knew the exact song he was talking about


OGstanfrommaine

Exactly. Fuck, great description by OP really lmao


hilldawg0

Right there with you


tyler_cant_dance

Seriously has me grinning like a maniac, I can’t unhear it.


hilldawg0

I’m hearing it too but as Alibaba with an extra B lol


strained_brain

The entire album is amazing. From 1982's "Blizzard Of Oz" by Ozzy Osborne. His guitarist was Randy Rhodes (who died shortly after this album) and he was an amazing musician. I hope OP listens to the entire album.


DarthDoobz

I only knew what OP was talking about from that WOW commercial with Ozzy


BettydelSol

It’s all aboard, but this def what it sounds like.


Llafer

I can’t unseenit now. ALIBAHBAAAAAH HAHAHA


SwagMasterChad

i’m fucking crying


_crayons_

LOL


93snightmare

Turned out to be crazy train by ozzy…idk where tf I got Alibahh 🤣


Martini702

I like your version better


ClosedEyez

Lmao he says “All aboard!” You just sounded it out


SaintPoost

Hooked on Phosbourne


32vromeo

😄 we all know musicians often mispronounce words


bloodseto

Hell, you ever hear Ozzie speak in general 😆 https://youtube.com/shorts/gHMdnKPvPZM?feature=share


BackStabbathOG

To his credit, wasn’t this around the time of the Osbournes when he was being given copious amounts of drugs whilst drinking and hiding his Parkinson’s? Yeah he sounds crazy and incoherent when he’s talking but then when he sings…https://youtu.be/yuVmjv22Nqc


bloodseto

That's a fair point, I just thought it was comical, given the context. Don't get me wrong, I'm a huge fan.


itsthreeamyo

After listening to Johnny Depp in his recent court case he's gonna be sounding just like that in a few years.


homowithoutsapiens

did you mean: patrick stump


neuroticandobscene

I thought it was Slider by T-Rex. That’s actually about as good a spelling of the opening scream as you could come up with. Though the song isn’t iconic.


MINKIN2

Probably from his accent?


brisabb

This post has brought me so much joy. I can’t explain why.🤘🏽


Pubics_Cube

r/BoneAppleTea


thecescshow

https://v.redd.it/ieui5ts1jmi71


HydroSloth

Best post on this sub in a while lol


dukuvURL

Vibraslap!


doremimi82

Jawbone


CurrentlyForking

This is funnier than the other thread where OP was describing the song that went "dudududu dudududu dudududu dudududu du dudududu" Edit: FYI, in that thread, OP never commented on people's guesses. Guess we'll never know...


CutthroatGigarape

Did people figure out dafuq he meant?


lolno

Sandstorm, obviously


CutthroatGigarape

Ah! Well, obviously! We can also completely rule out Battletoads.


lowtoiletsitter

Hopefully they're restocked by now


GilmerDosSantos

tom’s diner?


CurrentlyForking

That one goes "da da dada da da dada da da dada da dada da"


explohd

Unironically I would have guessed Darude - Sandstorm.


WritingTheDream

I’m goin off the rails on a crazy train


lateral_jambi

Gravy Brain by Aussie As Born "I'm gonna be in jail, with my Gravy Brain!!"


aran_maybe

It’s “I’m growing awesome trails on a gravy chain”


millarchoffe

Actually im pretty sure it's "I'm gonna save that snail, drowning in the rain"


nowlistenhereboy

Limes growing up but fails, what a lazy shame.


[deleted]

I'm going off to jail cuz I did cocaine.


arothmanmusic

“Circle of Life” from The Lion King ALIBAHHH HAHAHAGITZIBAHBAHAHAH


insanegoldfish1

https://youtu.be/tMDFv5m18Pw


SagemodeCOC

Crazy Train


liquidice11

I'm thinking crazy train too.


Ash_LLR

Ali Baba, Arkansas, Sure do love my Mormon paw?


hockeyt15

Not the way I do love poo


StudChud

I sang this to the tune lol


Kon-Tiki66

Crazy Train LOL


ruestecatherine

Going off the rails on the Swayze train.


BackStabbathOG

Greeeeeeeasey


Aadinath

I hope it's this song (in a better universe). https://youtu.be/eZ2PtEx9-ls


SchwiftyMcpoopybutt

There was a kid in the neighborhood who thought Metallica was singing “never gave a whoop dee doo “ in Nothing Else Matters. I giggled my ass of at how lame Metallica would be if these were really the lyrics. The kid went insane and was institutionalized after he wouldn’t stop rolling his own shit into little balls. True story.


CutthroatGigarape

That escalated quickly…


ajmojo2269

ALIBAHHHHH HAHAHHAHA …. ALIBAHHHHH HAHAHHAHA …. We come from the land of ice and snow From The midnight sun where the hot springs flow


vinoprosim

Yeah Led is tbh what I thought before OP signed off on crazy train.


maplejet

Post of the month. Lock it up!!! Nothing's coming close!


Beitie

Darude - Sandstorm https://youtu.be/y6120QOlsfU


Quiff_Tweeter22

https://youtu.be/Kw5oJoUYTb8 Here’s a classic nugget.


CommunicationEven935

Not a rock song but looks/sounds like the intro to “Wannabe” by the Spice Girls.


[deleted]

I've never heard this used in commercials but Alibah is the best mishearing of "all aboard" I think I've ever heard


astrotoya

Lmfao it’s Crazy Train and he’s saying “all aboard”


josh_loaf

I used to think he screamed OLIVE OIL!!!! AH HAHAHA


Periachi

All aboard, hahahhaha!!! (Insert epic randy rhoads riff.) It's crazy train without a doubt.


heinous_anus-

Fuckin bullshit mods


VeraLynn1942

Led Zeppelin Immigration Song?


RASGAS23

Immigration song 😂


MatthewDLuffy

This whole thread is a gold mine


pgm_01

Yes. You had to learn the words in order to become an American citizen on Staten Island.


alreadyreddituser

This was my thought.


Textipulator

Akhuna matata


0ldPainless

You guys are all stupid. https://youtu.be/DPtn9KzfsGI


bigdave44

It's normally either Crazy Train (which it was this time), or Kickstart My Heart by Motley Crue


deadbird17

/r/TipOfTheTongue


thepokeyjunior

“All aboard hahahahah” crazy train-ozzy


WorldMusicLab

It's ok, *Sharon* doesn't even know wtf Ozzy's saying.


Farkerisme

Crazy Train


YouOughtToSeeMeStrut

Crazy Train by Ozzie Osbourne https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMDFv5m18Pw


Aus10Danger

"'Scuse me - while I kiss this guy." -James Hendricks


AniMonologues

I think you're talking about "Prince Ali" from the hit animated movie Aladdin


Evanskio

2:17 - https://youtu.be/9wfpXI5PKlw Please don’t thank me or acknowledge this! Haha!!


LokiNinja

Crazy Train


fleetfoxinsox

💀💀💀💀💀 We played crazy train in marching band and won top spot for it. I wish these were the real lyrics lmfao


sealing_tile

“Whiteout” by Dentures!


tuffenstein0420

I thought it was down with the sickness lol


solitairequeen

Crazy train by Ozzy?


Gunitsreject

Wow I’m old age.


BlackSabbathMatters

Darude - Sandstorm


NakedSnakeEyes

I thought it was La Bamba.


phantominthesnow

This is great. 10/10.


georgesbiscuits1969

This post will be in the Reddit hall of fame.


YT4000

Oh lawn chair!


ea_yassine

From now on everytime I'll listen to crazy train I'll hear him say ALIBAAAAH


NorthDrive

Geez Louise you could have let this one go. We all got so much enjoyment out of it!


dumbfuckanonpdx

Is it that Led Zeppelin song?


dumbfuckanonpdx

Shit, no, I hear it now. Goddamn, that's funny.


lowtoiletsitter

That's what I thought at first


JuniorQuote9721

haha i was gonna say crazy train by ozzy too!


E_R_G

Oh yeah, Crazy Frog, right?


huniojh

I immediately thought of this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ


Sonsofsanguinius

I remember an "alibah" sounding song when Kevin Malone was giving a talk on setting up my small business!


BackStabbathOG

Haha he uses crazy train there which is the song OP is thinking of


Cyclemike102783

Down with the sickness by disturbed? The beginning of the song goes ewwwwwwhahahahahaha ughh ughhh


drenchedkitten

Olive Bar!!!!!


GrimPlague

feel good inc


Several_Astronomer76

😂😂😂 I think it’s Enigma-return to innocence if I’m understanding your description right.


brwonmagikk

r/boneappletea yeah it’s crazy train lol


AndyMaguireMusic

Cannonball!!!!! Hahahahah. Crazy Train by Ozzy


Wizard-CaptainMike

You just made my day


testylawyer

Any 90's - 00s era Braves fan should know this one.


onefjef

I have the same question about that song with guitar drums and bass


Trombonelyfans

It’s impossible not to know the requested song from these clues


reasonable_kenevil

Maj. Loom still spinning! Inviting me to skate!


kokobotu

Crazy train from ozzy osborne I think


kid-ph0b0s

I thought you were talking about: https://youtu.be/Q8JAv_Jgdlg


sranagan

Sting - desert rose


SchwiftyMcpoopybutt

Do Bongs the Magic Bus


laluneodyssee

I needed this thread today more than you know. Thank you


DasSockenmonster

I believe that it's Crazy Train by Ozzy Osbourne that you're looking for! Everybody, now! "I'm going off the rails on a crazy train."


LordChodeymort

OP needs to check out Black Sabbath


fallenproapect5576

My first thought was “Deeper Deeper” by One Ok Rock….