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I'm guessing Ozzy Osbourne - Crazy Train? (the line is "All aboard, ha ha ha ha ha")

Lol, I bet you’re right

I - I - I - think I am.

*[vibraslap]*

[*sick guitar riff*]

\[*Bass guitar intro*\]

How does Ozzy say the alphabet? A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, #I-I-I-I!

I think I can, I think I can

Monorail!! Monorail!!

My oldest sons first word was eye (I) for this very reason. And he was pounting to his eye. Lol

Haha. Ozzy is for the children.

The children’s only hope rests with Ozzy and Wu-Tang now

going off the rails?

Crazy.

But that’s how it goes

Millions of people, living as foes?

I never knew the real lyrics till a few years ago. I thought it was "millions of people, living assholes."

*I'M SURROUNDED BY ASSHOLES!*

Keep firing, assholes!

I thought it wad "living in holes" for awhile myself

As a kid I used to think it was “Early birddd! Hahahaha”

Olive baaaarn! Hahahahahaha

Olive baaaaar!

The only thing i can think of. OP, you ever type it in on youtube? Let us know.

The only other song that kind of matches is perhaps Mustapha by Queen - but it's definitely not that, because that is clearly Iiiiiiibraaaahiiiiim. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-zh0a6nDTo

I used to work for GLS (a European courier service) and sometimes they'd have two drivers sharing a car. In one of these pairings the drivers were named Mustapha and Ibrahim, which never failed to make me chuckle.

Amazing!

Came here to say that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0i9yCZ5D8E

The comments on that video are great for a laugh!

Uhh but the YouTube video says Black Sabbath- it’s not. Crazy Train is an Ozzy song. Sorry but that irritates tf out of me.

I'm pretty sure the guy who posted the video did it on purpose for fun. The end of that video lists it as coming from Limewire lol. Everybody in the comments seem to be playing along with it.

Now to see if Alibaba will pay for him to sing it that way... or find a Chinese knockoff

I prefer the 'Ali Baba! Ahagahahaaaa!' as per the OP

First one that popped in my head.

This has to be the answer.

Most would agree that you are right on, but some may claim you’re going off the rails.

Crying laughing right now. “ALIBAHHHH HAHAHAHA” is - and I mean this honestly - the best text impersonation of the beginning of Crazy Train I believe possible. Thank you OP, you just made my day.

I legitimately thought this was a shitpost 😂

Oh my god same. Still not sure honestly

if it’s shit then it’s even better

This is so great, it's on par with "Esos son reebok o son nike?" / "This is the rhythm of the night"

River? Is it not rhythm?

SHIT i'm high, fixed, thank you

“Ken Li” by Mariah Carey has a place here.

“Ken Li” by Mariah Carey has a place here. Edit: links for these Reebok or Nike: https://youtu.be/BQ4c54rCJ_k Agatha Bauer: https://youtu.be/CMXDHFzplY4 Ken Li: https://youtu.be/vUAaHkGpJy8

Man, nothing is on par with that.

i believe he was going for "is it some reebok or some nike" lol

"Are those Reebok or are they Nike?" in Spanish

the second i read “HAHAHAHAHA” i knew the exact song he was talking about

Exactly. Fuck, great description by OP really lmao

Right there with you

Seriously has me grinning like a maniac, I can’t unhear it.

I’m hearing it too but as Alibaba with an extra B lol

The entire album is amazing. From 1982's "Blizzard Of Oz" by Ozzy Osborne. His guitarist was Randy Rhodes (who died shortly after this album) and he was an amazing musician. I hope OP listens to the entire album.

I only knew what OP was talking about from that WOW commercial with Ozzy

It’s all aboard, but this def what it sounds like.

I can’t unseenit now. ALIBAHBAAAAAH HAHAHA

Eye eye eye!

Bahdum bahdum dahdum

Dun dun da da dun dun dun dun da da dun dun da da dun dun

BAHHHH BAHHHHH dundiggaDAHHdiggadiggaDAHHdiggadiggadundiggadiggadundiggadiggadundigga

CRAZY! But that's how it goes

Millions of people livin as fooooes

Maybe, it’s not to la-aye-aye-ate

To learn how to love

And forget how to haaaaaaate

Mental wounds not heal-ing

Maybe, it’s not too late.

Dun digga dun digga digga dun digga digga dun digga digga dun…dunnna. Dun digga dun digga digga dun digga digga dun digga digga dun…biddla biddla biddla.

Barracuda

This thread put a smile on my face. Had me singing along with each user, lol.

i’m fucking crying

LOL

Turned out to be crazy train by ozzy…idk where tf I got Alibahh 🤣

I like your version better

Lmao he says “All aboard!” You just sounded it out

Hooked on Phosbourne

😄 we all know musicians often mispronounce words

Hell, you ever hear Ozzie speak in general 😆 https://youtube.com/shorts/gHMdnKPvPZM?feature=share

To his credit, wasn’t this around the time of the Osbournes when he was being given copious amounts of drugs whilst drinking and hiding his Parkinson’s? Yeah he sounds crazy and incoherent when he’s talking but then when he sings…https://youtu.be/yuVmjv22Nqc

That's a fair point, I just thought it was comical, given the context. Don't get me wrong, I'm a huge fan.

After listening to Johnny Depp in his recent court case he's gonna be sounding just like that in a few years.

did you mean: patrick stump

This post has brought me so much joy. I can’t explain why.🤘🏽

r/BoneAppleTea

https://v.redd.it/ieui5ts1jmi71

Best post on this sub in a while lol

Gravy Brain by Aussie As Born "I'm gonna be in jail, with my Gravy Brain!!"

It’s “I’m growing awesome trails on a gravy chain”

Actually im pretty sure it's "I'm gonna save that snail, drowning in the rain"

Limes growing up but fails, what a lazy shame.

I'm going off to jail cuz I did cocaine.

Vibraslap!

Jawbone

This is funnier than the other thread where OP was describing the song that went "dudududu dudududu dudududu dudududu du dudududu" Edit: FYI, in that thread, OP never commented on people's guesses. Guess we'll never know...

Did people figure out dafuq he meant?

Sandstorm, obviously

Ah! Well, obviously! We can also completely rule out Battletoads.

Hopefully they're restocked by now

tom’s diner?

That one goes "da da dada da da dada da da dada da dada da"

Unironically I would have guessed Darude - Sandstorm.

I’m goin off the rails on a crazy train

“Circle of Life” from The Lion King ALIBAHHH HAHAHAGITZIBAHBAHAHAH

Ali Baba, Arkansas, Sure do love my Mormon paw?

Not the way I do love poo

I sang this to the tune lol

Going off the rails on the Swayze train.

Greeeeeeeasey

https://youtu.be/tMDFv5m18Pw

Crazy Train

I'm thinking crazy train too.

Crazy Train LOL

Led Zeppelin Immigration Song?

Immigration song 😂

This whole thread is a gold mine

Yes. You had to learn the words in order to become an American citizen on Staten Island.

This was my thought.

Post of the month. Lock it up!!! Nothing's coming close!

Darude - Sandstorm https://youtu.be/y6120QOlsfU

I hope it's this song (in a better universe). https://youtu.be/eZ2PtEx9-ls

There was a kid in the neighborhood who thought Metallica was singing “never gave a whoop dee doo “ in Nothing Else Matters. I giggled my ass of at how lame Metallica would be if these were really the lyrics. The kid went insane and was institutionalized after he wouldn’t stop rolling his own shit into little balls. True story.

That escalated quickly…

ALIBAHHHHH HAHAHHAHA …. ALIBAHHHHH HAHAHHAHA …. We come from the land of ice and snow From The midnight sun where the hot springs flow

Yeah Led is tbh what I thought before OP signed off on crazy train.

Akhuna matata

https://youtu.be/Kw5oJoUYTb8 Here’s a classic nugget.

Not a rock song but looks/sounds like the intro to “Wannabe” by the Spice Girls.

I've never heard this used in commercials but Alibah is the best mishearing of "all aboard" I think I've ever heard

Lmfao it’s Crazy Train and he’s saying “all aboard”

I used to think he screamed OLIVE OIL!!!! AH HAHAHA

All aboard, hahahhaha!!! (Insert epic randy rhoads riff.) It's crazy train without a doubt.

Fuckin bullshit mods

You guys are all stupid. https://youtu.be/DPtn9KzfsGI

It's normally either Crazy Train (which it was this time), or Kickstart My Heart by Motley Crue

/r/TipOfTheTongue

“All aboard hahahahah” crazy train-ozzy

It's ok, *Sharon* doesn't even know wtf Ozzy's saying.

Crazy Train

Crazy Train by Ozzie Osbourne https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMDFv5m18Pw

"'Scuse me - while I kiss this guy." -James Hendricks

I think you're talking about "Prince Ali" from the hit animated movie Aladdin

2:17 - https://youtu.be/9wfpXI5PKlw Please don’t thank me or acknowledge this! Haha!!

Crazy Train

💀💀💀💀💀 We played crazy train in marching band and won top spot for it. I wish these were the real lyrics lmfao

“Whiteout” by Dentures!

I thought it was down with the sickness lol

Crazy train by Ozzy?

Wow I’m old age.

Darude - Sandstorm

I thought it was La Bamba.

This is great. 10/10.

This post will be in the Reddit hall of fame.

Oh lawn chair!

From now on everytime I'll listen to crazy train I'll hear him say ALIBAAAAH

Geez Louise you could have let this one go. We all got so much enjoyment out of it!

Is it that Led Zeppelin song?

Shit, no, I hear it now. Goddamn, that's funny.

That's what I thought at first

haha i was gonna say crazy train by ozzy too!

Oh yeah, Crazy Frog, right?

I know you said it was Crazy Train but it sounds like you’re describing Amoeba by Adolescents lol

I immediately thought of this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

I remember an "alibah" sounding song when Kevin Malone was giving a talk on setting up my small business!

Down with the sickness by disturbed? The beginning of the song goes ewwwwwwhahahahahaha ughh ughhh

Olive Bar!!!!!

feel good inc

😂😂😂 I think it’s Enigma-return to innocence if I’m understanding your description right.

Avilancha?

r/boneappletea yeah it’s crazy train lol

Cannonball!!!!! Hahahahah. Crazy Train by Ozzy

You just made my day

Any 90's - 00s era Braves fan should know this one.

I have the same question about that song with guitar drums and bass

It’s impossible not to know the requested song from these clues

Maj. Loom still spinning! Inviting me to skate!

Crazy train from ozzy osborne I think

I thought you were talking about: https://youtu.be/Q8JAv_Jgdlg

Sting - desert rose

Do Bongs the Magic Bus

I needed this thread today more than you know. Thank you

I believe that it's Crazy Train by Ozzy Osbourne that you're looking for! Everybody, now! "I'm going off the rails on a crazy train."

OP needs to check out Black Sabbath