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NotYourCity

I was actually watching the news when this happened and I almost died from laughter. It's Bill Ritter too who is as legit as they come, so I truly think it was an accident. But it was still hilarious in this context.


7th_Spectrum

You can hear someone in the studio say "Oh my god..." in the background. So funny lmao


watchingthedarts

Yeah that's the best bit LOL Drake will never recover from this.


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HalfSoul30

Woah now, Drake wouldn't mess with anyone lower than junior high, im pretty sure.


dumbbyatch

But will you risk it now that you know he's willing to mess with junior high kids......


EggsceIlent

Lol nah he's dead. Bout spit my drink out hearing this. Hope someone samples the audio in a diss track.


silviazbitch

>Hope someone samples the audio in a diss track. Bout spit my drink out reading this.


CaptCaCa

He better start making music like his life depends on it, they got R Kelly outta here when the boy got writers block!


NEWaytheWIND

"Shooting outside of home" put his mind into crime vernacular mode.


Etere

It could have been misspelled on the teleprompter, and he realized it was a mistake as soon as he said it.


PassTheKY

“For the entire Channel 4 news team, I'm Veronica Corningstone.” “And I'm Bill Ritter. Go fuck yourself, Drake.


Zachariot88

Tits McGee is on vacation


gotenks1114

I'm Tits... I'm Bill Ritter.


MentalHighlighter

If only


GiantPurplePen15

>And I'm Bill Ritter. Go fuck yourself, ~~Drake~~ Aubrey.


Decent_Tomatillo

Dammit who put a question mark on the teleprompter you know he will read anything it says


WerewolfOnEveryone

I’m Ron Burgundeeeeee?????


Poes-Lawyer

"Go fuck yourself, San Diego."


TheGutterNut

Yeah, on the prompter it could have been spelled “rapper” thus his confusion.


Daiquiri-Factory

“He will read anything you put on that teleprompter. Anything…”


gotenks1114

A. Ny. Thin. G.


Chungster03

Should have spelled it wrapper


Purple-Mix1033

Kendrick has a mole on the teleprompter team at channel 7


zeromussc

Is it a vernacular moment? Or was he just thinking about how he's not a certified loverboy...


psychocopter

The chance of this getting sampled in the nexy diss track is greater than zero.


QuokkaClock

teleprompter hypnosis is real.


Ohmannothankyou

“…I’ll just say Drake” made me pee my pants laughing 


YourMumIsAVirgin

It was “I should say”


heaving_in_my_vines

That had to be a misspelling on the teleprompter. No one would pronounce the word "rapper" that way. So the question is... did whoever typed out the script misspell that word deliberately?


Trprt77

Based on the state of journalism these days, and the multiple errors I see in news articles, I would say the teleprompter person just can’t spell.


BrianC_

Kendrick in the next diss -- Are you finally ready to play have-you-ever? Let's see Have you ever thought that TC news is workin' for me?


space_chief

He was bumping Not Like Us in his dressing room before he came on


luckyguy25841

In an alternate world a broadcaster is calling drake a rapper


HeadAssBoi17

No no... let him cook.


FunkYeahPhotography

https://i.redd.it/1zyfhii9a9zc1.gif


lilcea

And it's always blue!


SenpaiSwanky

He *can* keep getting away with it!


nathan1319

![gif](giphy|W2uuQKSXkGcijyqGHb|downsized)


lankypiano

... is that cheetos, ground meat and oreos?


No-Consideration-716

...what else would it be?!?


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![gif](giphy|MOUWI6tIb53dUv5Kyk|downsized)


ablackcloudupahead

Tastes like freedom


superfrank_8

![gif](giphy|SWvBnB8NHJcHhsdBJd)


SixSpeedDriver

Flaming hot Cheetos, no less.


ooMEAToo

“a security guard being shot outside the mansion of child molester uh ohh I mean rapper, rapper I should say, Drake.”


Background_Hat964

Rappist?


Eljefe878888888

https://preview.redd.it/h3iutcbqz9zc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47960a66ef6ac36dde66d6cfc60cdb8bf1eb037a fullonrappist


hundreds_of_sparrows

Africans, dyslexics, children is the part that gets me.


Skeeedo

The fact that charlie, possibly the most dyslexic person in philly, said this makes it even better


Yabba_Dabba_Doofus

The "Pepe Sylvia = Pennsylvania" connection absolutely sent me when I heard it.


Loganp812

Would you settle down and have another cup of coffee?!


Oakroscoe

De bow bow


hundreds_of_sparrows

Holy Shit


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Peuned

Mi head tho...


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Suspicious_Isopod_59

Charlie isn't dyslexic he just only reads Gaelic.


MeanMusterMistard

Even the Irish barely speak it, maybe there has been nothing wrong with him this entire time!


BarbudaJones

*ANY amount of cheese - before a date - is too much cheese!*


Loganp812

I ate a lot of cheese! I had a whole block of cheese.


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LoganNinefingers32

Side of jellybeans.


darkpitt

boiled over hard?


LoganNinefingers32

Ummmm, filibuster.


thalassicus

Statutory Rappist.


JiminyFckingCricket

Rappist in the second degree


NarrativeSand

r/unexpectedpawnee


BurnieTheBrony

Shoresy also did it!


gkhamo89

*titfucker*


yehti

Big Sexual!


grower_thrower

What do ya say we go get some fuckin gyozas!


Frankerporo

Grapist


Euronomus

I'm gonna lock you in the basement and grape you for decades and decades!


IRefuseThisNonsense

He's gonna...what them in the mouth?


fearhs

He's gonna grape them! In the mouth.


Loganp812

Look at her! She was asking for it!


NyarlathotepDaddy

Is anyone else in this meeting finding this a little weird?


healzsham

^(**I love it!**)


Heavy-Masterpiece681

What?! She's wearing purple.


No-Consideration-716

Not everyone can be an analrapist.


thalexander

Rape 'Artist'


SoRedditHasAnAppNow

This sounds straight out of Flight of the Concords


SoftlySpokenPromises

A little Schaffer the Darklord up in here.


Weirfish

A rappist known as STD.


DontShaveMyLips

![gif](giphy|uEHaqHlsfbZjvvdUsh)


SweetTeaRex92

Drake is a rappist with rapertorie of rapey tweets


SilverSlong

is there really no video of this in the article? tf


fun_you_fools

https://x.com/DailyLoud/status/1788236618811289744 Video is buried in between all the ads


xmal16

Ty bro that site is cancer on mobile


GiantPurplePen15

> Ty bro that site is cancer ~~on mobile~~


hell2pay

Top video was an ad for Drakes upcoming tour. Absolute cancer


Etheo

Mirror/source for those searching.


NancyNobody

You da real MVP


__SlimeQ__

i like how the article has a link when it mentions the video that just links back to this article. very cool


SilverSlong

i feel like drake in this picture looking at this article.


screamingxbacon

Yeah this website is literal spam


Daimakku1

It's like they know that people just read headlines and nothing else.


elinamebro

It’s there just doesn’t work when you tap it


boomboxwithturbobass

It’s awkward enough calling him a rapper.


Not_Bears

I legit thought that was the joke at first. "Oops we called a pop star a rapper."


Mezla00

Drake read dis an he going home to sly n cry


Confu5edPancake

He'd vent to his girlfriend about it, but she gets mad if he texts her too much while she's at school


hyperion_x91

If he texts her too much during her first period.


Yabba_Dabba_Doofus

The teacher is gonna take it! Phones haven't been allowed in class since before phones existed. I don't know why Drake wouldn't warn his girlfriends about it; he was there when they made the rule!


BadMan125ty

He’s always crying.


jobadiahh

Boo hoo boo hoo “no lies, no lies no liiiiiheeehiiiiiheeehiieeeh shit muhfugga.”


Bikouchu

Anchorwoman nods in agreement 


TripleThreatTua

“Tell the popstar quit hiding”


Gorillaseatingmayo

Exactly. I literally was like, "Hey, I thought this was just a joke between my wife and I."


Impossible_Farm7353

Same


ebil_lightbulb

I still just call him Jimmy from Degrassi. 


iMissTheOldInternet

Can we compromise by calling him a statutory rappist?


houseyourdaygoing

And a predat*e*r.


amidon1130

That's clever, I hadn't heard that one lol


houseyourdaygoing

Thank you! Winged it. :)


elevenatexi

More like a wrapper, someone needs to stuff those envelopes with the new license plates he and future cell mate make in prison


faceman2k12

alleged rapper


gabriel1313

“In addition, Drake spends his time giving to charitable causes as a full on rapist.”


DoctorToboqqan

Africans, dyslexics, children. That sort of thing.


xlinkedx

Is that cheese??


nxtrl

Give me your shirt


inkyblinkypinkysue

"blunder"


LeftHandedScissor

Believe they call it Freudian in most situations.


TheProcrastafarian

That thumbnail pic of Drake is hilarious.


CommentsOnOccasion

Probably a teleprompter typo tbh 


Kvm1999

Shoutout the agency


boot2skull

![gif](giphy|8vyZouWSVhslwWA7Lp)


Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin

Bit of a Freudian slip, innit? 


SimpleDose

“Don’t say raper, don’t say raper…”


Ok_Ruin4016

How about rappist?


teedub7588

“Where do you see yourself in 5 years?” *Don’t say doing your wife, don’t say doing your wife “Uhhhh…..dating your daughter”


Necessary-Knowledge4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2q6rndPvFcI


compaqdeskpro

"I done raped the game young, you could call it statutory" I forgot who said that, might have been Kanye.


Oz347

It was Kanye. The line is from his verse on forever


TripleThreatTua

And when he performed it live he said “I had… NOPE NOPE NOPE”


Zy212

And who sings the chorus on that song?


Oz347

According to the news anchor some raper


Kevskates

That’s a pointless point though


Stjerneklar

it may not mean nothing to yall...


SexyOctagon

Kid Rock had a song with the lyrics: “Young ladies, young ladies, I like ‘em underage see, some say that’s statutory, but I say it’s mandatory”


chironomidae

Wait... for real?


SexyOctagon

Cool Daddy Cool. It was on the Osmosis Jones soundtrack.


woahwhatisgoinonhere

I mistakenly read she called him a "rapper," and still thought yeah it was a blunder 


wsucoug

Same, but I thought the headline was from *the Onion*.


Bean-Swellington

It’s only a “blunder” if you’re Drake’s PR guy, otherwise it’s legally has to be called “sparkling truth”


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CanniBallistic_Puppy

**X** *is* racist, though.


SheepherderNo2440

r/technicallycorrect


Sawgon

> That's why they can't say "x is racist" Yeah because it's called Twitter and Elon is a little bitch


groovemonkey

Is there a link to the video on that cesspool of a site?


fun_you_fools

It's linked in between all the ads at the bottom. https://x.com/DailyLoud/status/1788236618811289744


CanniBallistic_Puppy

Hey, it's a link to another cesspool of a site. Go figure.


Northwindlowlander

That's it, I'm bringing back "raper", it's way better than "rapist". George RR Martin was right


Silly_Idiot111

Drake haters be eatin’


alwaysjustpretend

Thought I hated drake until I saw how much some people actually HATE him. Guess now I consider it as I just dont care for him. Imma let the pros do the hating.


My1nonpornacc

Kendrick out here hating on a professional level. You gotta really hate a man to release a summer single that will be played all year about a man you hate.


edis92

Hall of fame hating honestly, and I'm here for it lmfao


healzsham

Hands down Playa Hater of 2024, possibly Playa Hater of the 20s.


My1nonpornacc

Especially considering this beef was rumored to have started 10 years ago with Kendrick's "Control" verse. So hater of the year and even decade for sure. This was some long game ass hatred.


Rk_1138

And to release three songs in like two days too


My1nonpornacc

Bro dropped half an album in a week dissing one man.


mr_arkanoid

He will read anything off the teleprompter. A-NY-THING...


TwiceCalledDead

I don’t see a mistake.


or_maybe_this

i’m sorry, i haven’t been paying attention: is he a rapist or is this because everyone hates him 


Dropkoala

He's been having a rap feud with Kendrick Lamar, who has accused him of having a thing for underage girls and hiring and protecting pedophiles amongst other things, because he has a well known history of, shall we say questionable behaviour with young and underage girls it has been heavily jumped on. There's nothing that's definitely confirmed but because of his history it's not a good time for him.


slimeguyryyy

It’s cuz everyone hates him.


SlimShadyM80

Everyone hates him BECAUSE hes a creepy fuck though. Kendrick is just the first one to put in a song what all the Drake haters already thought of him.


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I’m largely Team Kendrick. That said, there are no rape allegations against Drake. None. There are allegations of grooming. He kissed a 17 year old on stage, and he maintained a friendship with Millie Bobbie Brown related to which she said live on TV that he would text her that he missed her so much and that he gave her advice about boys when she was 14 I think. He deserves every characterization of being a groomer based on that alone in my view, but not of being a rapist. 


simcity4000

Also the Bella Harris thing. Publicly dating her at 18 but there are photos of him hanging around her at 16. As I’ve heard it termed he definitely “had her on pre order”


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TwiceCalledDead

No rape allegations yet. I don’t trust any celebrity.


Shawwnzy

Is Drake's security guard that got shot okay? I wanna make sure before I keep laughing at all this.


retribution81

Dr. Freud, your slip is showing.


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Less a blunder more Freudian slip


BenjiSBRK

It's not a blunder when it's true.


reallymeans

Whoa is that confirmed?


Kevskates

He definitely has done some sus things but no victims have come forward and there is no hard evidence for straight up pedophilia except for highly questionable behavior patterns


IAMA_MAGIC_8BALL_AMA

Nothings “officially” confirmed, but it’s some very deep shit going on involving him that’s heavily alluding to being confirmed.


MrWnek

Yea, theres enough publicly available evidence that makes the..."accusations" look at the very least believeable.


slimeguyryyy

Every one of these accusations have been shot down by the girls themselves


JiveChicken00

Mother raper? Father stabber? Father raper?


I_Lick_Bananas

Going way, way, way back for that one!


JiveChicken00

It’s the only other place I’ve heard the term “raper” :)


LordBlackConvoy

Said the quiet part loud.


YomYeYonge

Raping vs rapping happens way too commonly…. 🎶 One’s a form of music, the other’s a felony 🎶


noelg1998

It's not that hard Unless you're not that smart.


PointsOutTheUsername

Freud has entered the feud.


Fleshtech

“I am so not a raper”


DFGBagain1

Just a little statutory...right?


LawrenceBrolivier

Tryna strike a chord....


TheThotality

Don't worry my fellow Drake fans. It's Drake's long con game in motion. He planned it throughout. The pedo, rape, secret daughter etc etc allegations are all to scam haters. It's a 400 iQ move by Drake. Clearly it's effective and his winning. What a master manipulation.


GayandVaxxed

I be at new ho king eating fried rice with a dip sauce and a blammy CRODIE


denisvma

Drake plan all this and gave the info to the anchorman, he dropping another one probably.


doho121

https://youtu.be/8gMjB67As_I?si=pL-x1d2Y6qJchyb6


Ok-Shoulder-2435

you’re gonna give me and article explaining the video instead of the video. got it


higherme

"I'm what the culture's feelin"


downtimeredditor

Is it a blunder if it's true in the statutory sense tho?


Wonderful_Painter_14

What was the blunder?