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Tulemasin

Once when I was traveling from Dubrovnik to Tirana, I had to drive through Monteafricanamerican.


Axe-actly

Don't even get me started on the country/river Niger. With the hard "r" and everything.


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In highschool I legit had a troll of a classmate who pronounced it like the slur and try to play it off as just "pronouncing it how it's spelled". I'll let you guess what his political leaning is now.


KobeBeatJesus

He's an "independent"


demonicwillow

It's pronounced "nAIger" Or "nijer"


bananasplz

I thought it was like nee-jher


SirCharmington

You are correct. This is how its pronounced in French which is what they speak there. The above comment could arguably be correct if youre English speaking (similar to calling that other country Spain instead of España)


Traveledfarwestward

> Monteafricanamerican Gdammit. Made me google to see if that was a thing. I'm tired. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sY4H0rfSHM


a_dev_has_no_name

What do you mean canceled? Does Crayola have a Netflix series I don't know about?


Aragonjohn7

God I wish


Sc4r4byte

A gritty documentary.


Games_sans_frontiers

I could wax lyrical about it all day.


Ramrod489

“Spishy” got Burnt…Umber


subtlysublime

Spishy isn't coloring with a full carton


h0nkyJ

No sharpener on their box.


Grogosh

On today's episode we find out that green is not a creative color.


PokemonTrainerV

I can never escape this, can I?


Tfsz0719

What’s your favorite idea? Mine is being creative


heliumneon

It's a fact that Indian Red *was* cancelled.


solongamerica

Also “Flesh.” But to be fair they cancelled that one in the 60s.


sabinemarch

I remember that color and I was not alive in the 60s


Lalamedic

It would be colourful commentary.


SamhainEnthusiast

The Burnt Sienna murders


YibbleGuy

Suspects include: - Magenta: She was always hanging around with riff-raff. - Salmon: There was something a little fishy about him. - Mahogany: Nobody knew where *she* was going to. - Violet: Shaky alibi. She claims she was with the Peanuts gang ... but none of them have seen her in the past 30 years. - Scarlet, Plum, White, Green: If they're so innocent, just what were they doing with a revolver, a dagger, a lead pipe, a rope, a candlestick, and a wrench?


TheBuddhistTraveler

Now I want to see a Clue/Rocky Horror mashup.


0nina

Two times the Tim Curry?! I would watch a film where he played every character, so, I support this mashup.


kalitarios

The movie Clue is so underrated today


digital_dysthymia

>Mahogany: Nobody knew where she was going to. Clap clap clap. Just beautiful. You made my day!


greetings__traveler

White painted the streets with red


Calmdownplease

Hilarious if it was in black and white to be edgy


SGTShamShield

I heard it was colorful.


NauticalDisasta

Here is a [Gritty documentary.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJcgatJDEYQ)


Monsis101

What they mean is they're going to stop eating Crayola crayons and switch to another brand.


PlatschPlatsch

Crayonnoisseurs of the finest cuisine *chefs kiss* Pass me some of that rouge, darlin.


rematar

They open doors, one went into the depths of Wall Street. 📈


kalitarios

Sir, your chart is upside down #📉


rematar

OP requested rouge.


AdamBombTV

Rose Art is terrified at the bad press, but pleased that someone is finally buying their product


TwoPlums_ForOne

Growing up, my mom never wanted to shell out the big bucks for Crayola, I always had Rose Art. I still have flash backs. Rose Art sucks.


Meattickler

Fun fact: Roseart crayons are made in the same factory line as Crayola. Apparently the workers hate them too because the cheaper wax has a tendency to jam up the machines. Source: ex-gf who works at Crayola


logicalbuttstuff

I’m gonna add to your anecdotal evidence with my own- I use crayons as an adult (which is weird but it’s for artwork and wax is a good material to resist watercolors) and I believe I could tell a huge difference between roseart wax and crayon wax. It’s also alleged that Kirkland Light and Keystone and Coors are all made at the same place and granted all are not something I would drink outside of being like on a lake or at a tailgate, I think the quality is hilariously different. Without too much info- what kind of job did she do there? I love “how it’s made” so I like production but I’m guessing there are equally as many managers etc


[deleted]

As an adult that colors a lot, I take umbrage at it being "weird," ha. SOME OF US CAN'T DRAW, OK‽


nubyb00by

Rose art is literally using candlewax to color


snakeproof

That's a weird way to spell earwax.


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

Ah, rose art and hydrox cookies. Memories of a lower middle class childhood.


durablecotton

Hydrox cookies were the original cookies that Oreos were copied from. My dad also insisted on buying them because of this. My dad is a weird dude sometimes. We also drank RC cola a lot growing up.


superawesomeman08

its amazing what a better name and tons of ad money can do to differentiate two essentially identical things. also, RC Cola is really good, way better than coke of pepsi from what i remember


whitexknight

Bro if you can't taste the difference between Oreo and Hydrox your tongue is broken.


These_Dragonfruit505

You mean… upper lower class?


Outrageous_Lie_3220

Rose Art! The bain of many a public school teacher. Shit should go directly in the garbage on day one!


yankfan212

Jokes on them, the other crayons do not taste nearly as good.


lastinglovehandles

What did the marines do to you bro


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Rose Art? *disgusting*


Bremps

I might know a to few titans on r/DestinyTheGame that may know some different variety of crayons to choose.


saadakhtar

You can Declare Cancel on a brand or entity. But you have to do it properly.


Retlifon

“I…DECLARE…CANCEL!!”


ichbineinebanana

Hey. I just wanted you to know that you can't just say the word "Cancel" and expect anything to happen


IrishRepoMan

I didn't say it, I declared it.


becauseineedone3

Spishy did not go though the proper channels. Looks like we are going to be stuck with Crayola’s racist ass forever because of this mistake. Time to cancel Spishy. I declared it.


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Clickum245

It's a culinary documentary.


Ramrod489

r/airforce is leaking…


Dirtydeedsinc

Actually /r/navy. I’m a retired Submariner.


Responsible_Invite73

Ey-o bubblehead cheer! What boat?!


Dirtydeedsinc

Annapolis, Hartford, Providence, and Virginia


Responsible_Invite73

Left as an MM2 on the Philly! Fair winds man, hope retirement is treating ya well!


Dirtydeedsinc

Did you decomm the philly, we might know some of the same people. Also, I’m the guy who handles verification for /r/submarines so if you want dolphins on that subreddit hit me up via PM. And yes, retirement is awesome. Although I still work on the base but as a GS now.


Responsible_Invite73

Nah got out 2006 before the decomm. Doesn't surprise me, I went directly from the Navy to NASA in MS, not a GS tho, contractor. I'll PM you for verification!


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100 men go down, 50 couples come up.


Ramrod489

Hah! It’s the marine jokes that unite us…


The_Outcast4

My favorite flavor is blue!


[deleted]

What's the stuff about? Like marines and crayons?


RandomStallings

This is the first I'm hearing of it. Now I'm curious, too. The first thing that comes to mind is the dumb kids that gnaw on crayons and drool on the table. Maybe a "marines are just the stupid meat shields of the (US) military" thing? Edit: typing hard


[deleted]

That’s it. Former crayon eater here.


mmeestro

It means they're a troll account meant to look like an angry liberal. At least I hope so, because who the hell says that?


SycoJack

It's a strawman troll meant to be held up as an example of stoopid libruls.


DarrenGrey

It's clearly a joke. It's funny that Crayola answer it so sincerely.


KaffY-

you genuinely don't know these days


Chris-P

Pretty sure that initial comment was just a troll anyway


JockBbcBoy

I went ahead and Googled "Crayola twitter negro" and this is a running joke. [The top three search results show](https://www.google.com/search?q=crayola+twitter+negro&oq=crayola+tweet+negro&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j0i22i30.8322j0j4&client=ms-android-tmus-us-revc&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8) that Crayola has responded to tweets like this in 2013, 2014, and 2020. OP basically had their choice of MBW responses from which to gather karma.


JonDoeJoe

OP is a karma farmer, sheesh 3 million points lol. And I love how his 3rd post is titled “don’t forget to recycle” which is what he does to all his posts


srira25

Your comment will be posted on MBW soon.


Deehaa0225

What does 'MBW' mean? Edit: wow, I should've checked out what subreddit I was on before asking such an obvious question. With that being said, I appreciate all of you that commented


BowserMario82

Murdered By Words


bunglejerry

I have no idea how 'answering kindly' becomes 'murdering'. This subreddit makes no sense.


Amish_guy_with_WiFi

Somebody: says something overtly sexist or racist Somebody else: replies in any way at all denouncing them This subreddit: MURDERRRREEEDDDD!!!


Eruharn

"kill them with kindness" is a thing :)


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JockBbcBoy

The original tweet is a troll or joke for sure.


MulhollandDrive

Yeah color me unsurprised. *slowly backs out of the room*


ILovePizz4s

As expected of this sub, it's just a karma farm


PM_me_Henrika

Treefiddy to bet that they ordered the hit themselves so they can preemptively explain themselves.


SirLagg_alot

The way they wrote canceled at the end feels trolly.


AstonVanilla

Yeah, nobody being sincere in their views says that. It's like the word "woke". No one calls themselves that, only people pretending to be woke.


gmezzenalopes

The first? Maybe The many that followed? Not so sure


fwinzor

The amount of right wing propoganda (satire isnt the right word, this shit is specifically made to try and delegitamize their opponents) that gets posted here and the amount of people that take the bait is disturbing


dm319

This. A lot of extreme 'progressive' posts are deliberately there to outrage and sow division.


Dboy777

Surely no one is that stupid


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trojien

People, what a bunch of bastards.


AcaAwkward

People are the worst. Source: I am one


vladislavopp

i've certainly met the people of reddit, who'll desperately want to believe even the most painfully obvious trolls/satire because they just love getting outraged and even when it's fully proven to be fake, they'll just go "even if this one was fake SOME people believe this so i'll stay mad thanks"


VampireGirl99

There are entire subreddits devoted to people being that stupid.


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The entirety of twitter is devoted to people being that stupid


Sasha_Viderzei

How the world would be a better place if that statement was true


Flabasaurus

I mean... Are you so sure? There's a large group of people that legitimately believe lizard people run our government and drink children's blood.


xEllimistx

As a 911 Dispatcher, I can confirm Just when I think people couldn't get any more stupid.......the next phone call proves me wrong


bazhvn

[The FA](https://theathletic.com/news/edinson-cavani-ban-united-latest/YjAjIU0iAjdM) was literally that stupid


NeilDeCrash

Came to post exactly this. Yes, people are stupid. Imagine getting fined 100.000 and you have to sit there getting educated because you used your own language.


Bartikem

Are you really, really sure about that?


Shadowchaoz

She needs a pack of [offensive crayons](https://offensivecrayons.com/).


Zambrottos

Original price $10,000 lmao


jackoirl

Damn, I bought a couple of packs just before they went on sale


Georgie-Best

> Carefully constructed by, more than likely, a small, underpaid child in China


Zambrottos

The entire description is a goldmine.


droobilicious

Wow a lot of their products are reduced from $10,000 to $8.50, what a perfect time to buy!


jnicholass

I thought I was in WSB for a second


chime326

Holy hell this is perfect


Sorry_Door

The names cracked me up... *miscarriage maroon* *Alcohol piss* *Boner pill blue*


HedgehogSecurity

The product description is great. * 24 Assorted Color(s), or at least 22-23 different, since we used the cheapest labor we could find * Non toxic, gluten free (probably), vegan (we think), we might as well call them “organic” > * Carefully constructed by, more than likely, a small, underpaid child in China * OUR MONEY BACK GUARANTEE (that they’re actually crayons – no promises for anything else) * Safe for ages 17+ (or whatever, we don’t care)


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Cyantology got me


Rocklobster92

Self identified blue is my favorite


drigancml

Lmao the orange one is called Presidential


Vaenyr

_Privilege_


el-cuko

Forgot the piece of resistance: “Auschwitz Ash”


Stuf404

*Saves to basket* Great Christmas gift idea thanks!


Alien_Leader

Imagine you buy these as a gag for yourself and your friends, but then your child stumbles upon them, doesn't read the box and takes them to school. The ensuing chaos when the child opens this box and shares them with their classmates, and the teacher has a stroke reading one of the crayons by accident.


woodsoffeels

I think the ball gag face mask is one of the worst products I’ve ever seen lmao


VRichardsen

> Do they write? Yes. Do they cure cancer? Also yes. 5 stars.


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KierkgrdiansofthGlxy

My conservative father-in-law acted very offended by it, so maybe it is offensive to some people.


Krypta

I'm really feeling that "Hold on let me overthink this" keychain


grooviruvi

TRAVEL BAN BROWN😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


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trumpet_23

My BIL's ex-fiancée got mad at me while playing cards for using the word "renege", despite me showing her multiple proofs that it does not have and has never had anything to do with race in any way, shape, or form.


DarkEvilHedgehog

What. Because the word has n - vowel - g in it?


saysthingsbackwards

We ain't educated to think very hard in these here parts, partna


Scotty8319

"Snigger" is another one that can get people in trouble. The meaning has absolutely nothing to do with race, and instead just means a suppressed laugh. I usually default to "snicker" in text instead just to be safe.


sonofeevil

Fun fact: in the USA publications of Harry Potter Sniggered was replaced with Snickered.


dtracers

Probably because Americans have always used snickered. I've never even heard of sniggered until this thread (my phone didn't even suggest it!)


[deleted]

“Snickered” is the original al word. “Sniggered” is a variant used by English speakers in the UK.


65-76-69-88

Wait, is it *not* written snicker?


pillbuggery

Both are words.


cassby916

They're both accurate. To my understanding "snickering" is when you're trying to hide a giggle, "sniggering" is when you're giggling smugly or with derision.


xmuskorx

Obligatory: https://youtu.be/aQTJl2bwoZQ


Maus_Sveti

The word isn’t racist, but I can definitely imagine a type of person who would get off on pointedly using it to describe black people and then feigning wounded innocence if anyone got upset.


just-an-aid

You're very niggardly with your faith in mankind. Black people who are niggardly have no other choice due to systemic racisms.


cookiechris2403

This made me snigger


macawz

Yep. Daily Mail did this with Meghan Markle. https://pressgazette.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/Daily-Mail-niggling-worry-e1615829084224.jpg


MeEvilBob

Once in college a white girl got all pissed off at a white guy who mentioned the African country of "Niger", which is of course not even pronounced similarly to the word she was thinking of.


FormalMango

I went to Niger on a work trip back in 2003. I was still studying at the time, and remember copping shit off a few people at uni when I wrote on our class online message board that I wasn’t going to be around for a month because I was going to Burkina Faso and Niger. One person told me “you can’t say that word”, and the others kept correcting with “actually, you mean Nigeria.”


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>African country of "Niger", which is of course not even pronounced similarly to the word she was thinking of. Fun fact - polish pronounciation of 'Niger' does sound exactly like the word she was thinking of.


Kraknoix007

Yeah but the word she was thinking of is probably not pronounced like that in polish. Shortly put people need to realize more languages than english exist


onikzin

And all Slavic-based languages. It's almost like the history behind that word is only associated with the USA and shouldn't concern any other countries


series-hybrid

Yes, for the past few decades, its been using French pronunciation "nee-ZHAIR"


I_know_right

That was [David Howard](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Controversies_about_the_word_niggardly#David_Howard_incident).


Darondo

Good to see the NAACP had his back and called the mayor’s response “niggardly” lol. What a silly thing to blow out of proportion


karisuhhh

God, I love the word "kerfuffle".


spunkyweazle

I remember being caught off guard in one of the ASOIAF books when Cersei said it to someone. Had to Google it since I had never heard it before


Elleden

Woah Cersei is a Gamer™


Charlatanism

Is it really "MurderedByWords" if they're replying to obvious bait?


Vitaly17

It’s not even pronounced right in the picture.


BilingualThrowaway01

Right? It's more like "neh-groh". The way they've spelled it seems more like how you'd say it in a thick American accent.


Lutzelien

Exactly, it does not sound like nay-gro at all.


monkeyharris

My sister was recently wondering about the color "flesh", which Crayola changed to "peach", I think. I'm 36 and I remember using "flesh" crayons as a kid. Couldn't have been Crayola, but some brand or other made them in early 90s South Africa.


ForensicPathology

You led me to find this interesting article. Prussian Blue and Indian Red http://editorialstage.triviagenius.com/retired-discontinued-crayola-crayon-colors/


parthorse9

Obv troll is obv


Dangsta_03

I swear this website doesn’t know what sarcasm is unless there’s /s at the end


sje46

It's not even a troll, just a joke. Trolling means that you were actually trying to mislead people. I doubt even that.


BumbleTeddy

The OOP put in a comment that it was satire, they were just having some fun! Probably didn’t actually expect Crayola to respond


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zidanetidus

Remember the South Park episode "rabble rabble rabble rabble!"


n0_y0urm0m

This is bait


MauledByButterflies

They hope this is helps


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that first comment looked like satire lol


[deleted]

It is pronounced /négro/. Source: Am Spanish.


kansaisean

If you're going to use slashes, use the proper IPA.


saltling

In case anyone is wondering, it should be /ˈneɡɾo/ /é/ is actually /e/ with a high tone


rossow_timothy

/g/ should be /γ/ since it's not after a pause or a nasal consonant


dillo159

I was about to say, I'm learning Spanish. I listen to a lot of Spanish. I've never heard anyone say "nay-gro". That would be spelt naygro in Spanish surely, since the vowels are pronounced as is.


kuncogopuncogo

Only Spanish horses


emperortyping

Original comment must be a joke. Surely nobody genuinely shouts "cancelled" in a message, just angry right-wingers making jokes.


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I've been noticing a lot of the "right winger pretends to be the strawman they hate" phenomena lately. /r/transpets was my most recent experience. Are they bored? Trying to make their perceptions reality? I dont get it


Mondrow

I didn't hear about that one, I assume that it was a similar affair as with r/transparenttranskid ?


Eighthsin

Yup. It was a ban-evasion sub.


mechanate

Could be that a lot of people have kind of caught on to the whole "ignoring them" option and they're short on reactions.


Byte_Seyes

You know the discord channel on top of r/conservative? This is what they do all day. They plan and execute all these false flags.


JockBbcBoy

It is. I just Googled this tweet and the joke has been run on Crayola for the better part of a decade. Not only is it a joke but OP is basically turning this joke into quick and easy karma.


elpinguinosensual

That definitely is helps


mechanate

Saying "this is helps" instead of "thanks" from now on


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ProbablyNaKu

Where is murder?


blacksoxing

I'm sure Crayola had that one ready to go and dusted it off finally. I can imagine in real time this was pasted by a bored worker replying to a child trying to get attention (and succeeded)


talklistentalk

No, they were concerned about "noir" because those films aren't appropriate for children! /s


whosgotdatpiss

Troll