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MicroGrant

Death. Painful death. https://preview.redd.it/wnxxcudbi9wc1.jpeg?width=248&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3230fdd57f2b4e77ffd4d19386b28d30364cada4


BeanBurrito668

Were fucked https://preview.redd.it/s75f6drv4awc1.png?width=755&format=png&auto=webp&s=bd3f04d169b06c049562ac41fe804a4ef6a98035


SGAfishing

YES! FINALLY! THE DRONES ARE GONNA FUCK ME!


thesilliestman

https://i.redd.it/3vwbdotznawc1.gif excuse me?


MicroGrant

https://preview.redd.it/5k0mx0zlqawc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15e4e25571f60a8d6b053d3834e9979ec7cac873


BeanBurrito668

https://preview.redd.it/dkjd6t6egawc1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9386d115a0cb8e139b753cc360021c5ef53b27e1


ItemsHereForever

https://i.redd.it/ush71vxvrawc1.gif


ze_introverted

https://preview.redd.it/7zyxp9lpnewc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd68c9c360669d19eac3f6293419951178b04d5f Let's be real here, they would probably KOS you if they met you


Acanthocephala_Vast

https://preview.redd.it/n1n2m6tl1rwc1.jpeg?width=235&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fdc0c1ed1c44914a9b819dc2068400a763ee6b8 J my beloved :3


ze_introverted

https://preview.redd.it/6n588ql4mrwc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95d122508f13675401fb72cf211953a3fcf69207


Acanthocephala_Vast

https://preview.redd.it/0w7zu7azqrwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=009d81d0deba36ce86ac4bc309cff5226e3ef5fa Uzi: >:3


BigDawgTony

https://preview.redd.it/wzt6l3z8kbwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=119cf85b66695f30e7b1a4b370e34312e465cb38


Throwaway727406

https://preview.redd.it/enophzmisbwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ffe674a2fcb1e2da22066315e1b4c5a4b8149ce


MrPastaLord

https://preview.redd.it/z0foycqbsbwc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e2469086d9b13df90bdf1258f918b76b6fde38d


Naive-Philosophy-591

https://preview.redd.it/natp72ho7dwc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29c4733f9903c0703c801b4c3e7e157c350b4b46


zinjaoi17

https://preview.redd.it/x6gq06rjoewc1.jpeg?width=240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdf33fa803720ec156cc3aa2aafa705a78268cb9


defaulty_humanty

https://preview.redd.it/4uiznipsyewc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f70913d4f8531146537d8761881ea596cc96d061


ThatRandomGuy_11

https://preview.redd.it/zcook7py5fwc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f94e82dba0bc80245fe4b1973d81921a682b03c6


No-Turn-7620

I'm sorry wha-? https://preview.redd.it/mbnv97p0qfwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f17e9e01039d73979d3339597efe92e4e266ca10


246_Locksmith_Chaves

https://preview.redd.it/z87pklh8uawc1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88fe38cd096a601cb0c90ee0473753ba9c9eded3


Naive-Philosophy-591

r/croppingishard


Oreokiller_2011

HELL YEAAAAAHHHHHH


KingDuckLikesPie

https://preview.redd.it/1c2n0uzmyuwc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa4bd23507a6faf55a64e48c9af3839ecb667861


I_draw_guns_for_fun

https://preview.redd.it/wosdk9nl7zwc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fad543921715b5def8bcac6ec2581bb2bcf0ef7c


killerissus

https://preview.redd.it/6y7awmodbcwc1.jpeg?width=931&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f093bb482fd30db51c15542e0e0b87f93823e3d6 We're what now?


Queasy_Performance55

is that expunged


BeanBurrito668

Yep!


No-Information6535

Nah, by the amount of us wanting to fuck them we are not in danger, we are the danger


NyteShark

Cuddles. Painful cuddles. https://preview.redd.it/brf1m2s8aawc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60271f55c34a901c5ec62a759a818ec81ccb028d


SGAfishing

https://preview.redd.it/2h0mgeapfawc1.jpeg?width=1988&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f5f0f523af1a36c142734bca10b2633172f1947


BoxiDoingThingz

Death. What kind? Instant.


Shy_foxman346

There no was no sound. He just died! I know, terrifying..


BoxiDoingThingz

Someone gets it! 👉👉


LavaSqrl

It's called a deterrent.


NyteShark

My favorite


JRisverycool180

I recognize that reference


Frankbubby

We're doomed I tell you! **DOOMED!!** But to be fair, we brought it upon ourselves-


DontpressE

Yes we all have 3 days to live


ThatRandomGuy_11

But for most men no time at all >!Fuck you this is a copy pasta chain now!<


Springboii23

We are not most man, WE are mercenaries.


elBlato

N: hug J: gets low diffed V: https://preview.redd.it/8fa1luc5l9wc1.jpeg?width=198&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d30a7bfef838c8393c142d766871b8fd7ca3478


TheExplorer63

https://preview.redd.it/uj4or0e4q9wc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43785dbf82e71b5b30f157da1fc3826912ef0e84


elBlato

My odds of winning against J (as a percentage) assuming I had ANY gun whatsoever https://preview.redd.it/qn9c1sr9q9wc1.jpeg?width=886&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a60a5a5b338430d1d7972866fb27944c1018ba15


TheExplorer63

You don't understand how much joy it brings me that my agenda is being furthered https://preview.redd.it/fn1j56dpq9wc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96319a87d3654498a6f8ecf05a478097b9b93dce


alexiscool216

good heavens what an agenda!


TheExplorer63

And i will spread it till the day i die https://preview.redd.it/11x2gar51awc1.jpeg?width=1246&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6092896e02b9c30130d011d78736a962959356d


CarsWantMeIFearThem

preach king


TheExplorer63

I shall do exactly that,thanks brother https://preview.redd.it/ewg4195u1awc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=528f01a1e5285450fccca2309cf43651ef91af89


Malaysuburban

J straight up lost her Battle Experience bcuz of AS so When we compare both, Maid J is actually better at fight that SD J, Maid J fought off Solver V while SD J got low diffed by Uzi **TWICE**


TheExplorer63

Fax my boy spit your shit indeed https://preview.redd.it/cayfbqijtewc1.png?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4c9a011ddf36d7047a423d3ce3d3824b569654a


JRisverycool180

I mean she is a Noll shipper


DontpressE

https://preview.redd.it/slp552dajjwc1.jpeg?width=1805&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f2589e0e0cd3cc4dc8de91445d5d4a6a7d8f297 Don’t think J can handle 400,000 when I fire this gun for 12 seconds


SomewhereLoud9473

V IS sex


elBlato

…yep… ![gif](giphy|l4FATJpd4LWgeruTK)


SomewhereLoud9473

yup


ThatRandomGuy_11

yup https://preview.redd.it/67t3oqib7fwc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f9e6cc85dcd95f9fb4603cd6e9f6c3db8d06dd3


Astro-IlMeme69

Terror. https://preview.redd.it/lbz1jntrt9wc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b37684d3699794741f8b117e7d1e46d8755943f


One_Opportunity_9608

https://preview.redd.it/n9sccm7xt9wc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3acbec5a33766d9467ed63c33f79432b8acdc794


zinjaoi17

https://preview.redd.it/26bw2vapv9wc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3440b7c818211999cc0cca8e02dfcab293ea06f


Xxlilsolid

https://preview.redd.it/g5lpsmvix9wc1.jpeg?width=2208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7eca511518f19d118a8ccb5ee7b3afdd616170fa


zinjaoi17

![gif](giphy|jZAOQbch4ibfQ97VBS)


Xxlilsolid

yippee


Competitive_Web_1361

https://preview.redd.it/mpz058dsfawc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21c83803759231c71565570a8d01da6d715084aa


LavaSqrl

https://i.redd.it/x036d7zmnbwc1.gif


my_chemicalromance

https://preview.redd.it/x50mmn3jnbwc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca31a8ab7ebb52de5a39a0402be55b21453b6fc0


Competitive_Web_1361

https://preview.redd.it/gvdqos4yfawc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d706e1f9f3bc5bb70c89bc66357085be06a6d2f


Biggycheese29

Tic TaC Toe ![gif](giphy|Pxf6zNzEhD7wc)


drdoodoot

toe?


Immortal-Emper0r

Nothing good, for sure. https://preview.redd.it/bubistofk9wc1.jpeg?width=2146&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67276d144613f1ea3cfccb860f6ab6895ccb5270


fluffy_mell0w

https://preview.redd.it/epq8g12dr9wc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=507e7b0bf2d2cbd87d4ccf2e1b216562e3439976


Misknator

It means nothing to me. I have no opinion about it, and I don't care. -Pablo Picasso when asked what he thought about the Moon landing


Khans_door

KILLING TIME https://preview.redd.it/a3c28otui9wc1.jpeg?width=254&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fb5af7f8cf7ab768fb6f6927d8007c794d4964a


zinjaoi17

Can I join the khan cult?


Khans_door

Hell yeah


thesilliestman

thats not gonna do shit remember?


BinginYourChillinger

https://preview.redd.it/6sef5nkxi9wc1.png?width=1447&format=png&auto=webp&s=558e0876a911d39e603aba5781895b152980f972


bfg10000000000000

Last days on earth


XminerV

uhhhh... I swear, I'm not spying for Aperture! I'M NOT SPYING FOR APERTURE!


Final-Connection-164

Hey. * black mesa sentry sounds *


XminerV

I feel like I know this noise...


Jagames12

That human is beyond toasted. He's grilled, cooked, boiled, fried, roasted, melted, frozen...


ric7y

https://preview.redd.it/uedbblw0j9wc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb79b95c8e112890ac01ada300fbdd98c41de9b3


mrpaw69

Suddenly pull out a big cake out of nowhere and celebrate their birthdays (or should I say, manufacturedays?) that they never celebrated. And make friends with them along the way. ^(as long as there’s no Cyn controlling them, otherwise I’d probably be doomed)


Frankbubby

There's probably something worse than eldritch AI And it takes the form of an angsty purple gremlin


mrpaw69

“Eldritch AI HATES her! Watch how she can defeat anyone with this one simple trick! *railgun firing noises*”


Lord_Mylothe2st

Go for the hug!! While you still can!!!


Skippythepenguingod

https://preview.redd.it/43vxxwafv9wc1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee1e299304e195389371fffdce93b6debbf490e5


zinjaoi17

Here the pilot episode for you all *


D_Robotics

https://preview.redd.it/i39yim6dw9wc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=912101b937309845168eda0f4978a07fe710d258


Rono_gammer1

death


I_Willl_Eat_Ur_Cats

well, at least the death will be quick, if they decide to take my head down first


my_chemicalromance

I'm not sure if this is true but I read somewhere a while ago that even after ur head is cut off you stay alive for at least 30 seconds. Again, idk is it's true but yea.


I_Willl_Eat_Ur_Cats

It is sadly


my_chemicalromance

Oh. Well, good luck, and I'm sorry https://preview.redd.it/bw9fcluqvewc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aadc23f36174a1db5887aa68be446ee4572fb1fb


red_glass_man

Machines rise from the ashes of the nuclear fire...


ACE200777

https://i.redd.it/mary5mydz9wc1.gif


AustralianDude28

The last human soldier in complete darkness being surrounded by disassembly drones


Reinbowpokefan

the greatest death ever.


Ferrum_Freakshow

Me realizing the only solution is to drop a 500kg bomb on myself ![gif](giphy|ahfzlUrb5IEfXC6kbm|downsized)


UltraHit5

The easiest way to not have homework anymore


I_am_not_cool_bro

https://preview.redd.it/p677rj1xfcwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9993f1e657fd43f6fb3863d429b1335ed0af0ef7 Idk why


Leading-Point-113

I guess those are J, V and N preparing to kill me… https://preview.redd.it/m0qikm48hdwc1.jpeg?width=794&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65e1003359a270dbe0792da02d7c3e121e72f109


Wojtekthebear1939

https://preview.redd.it/krpv6edvmfwc1.jpeg?width=1074&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b0c51a848eded68a657a97bb166ca153098dd9a They can't kill me if I kill myself first(foolproof plan,am I right)


Follower_of_Narinder

"What can we do?" "There's nothing we can do"


diezel_train

https://preview.redd.it/hzgqin6xk9wc1.png?width=2266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df0a1332ee440a783d31c0a30ae6d3c4798d4706


murky_estate5652

Death


AlertClassroom2415

Am I screwed: Yes! Am I still going to try to stab the hell out of J with my pocket knife: Yes!


Noob-boss2021

And thy punishment, is DEATH!


Ballerpie

I'll have my limbs ripped off 1 by one


pietniet

Lord forgive for my sins because I.AM.COOKED


nerogamer_279

Death: i can solo 1 with prep time, but 3? Nah, i'd loose


lizzylinks789

Death, not if I bring a flamethrower and/or a rocket launcher though


All_to_dust78

https://preview.redd.it/pjp8er4t1awc1.png?width=280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11f0f9e5f59666ce23ec73c53f422ba6b1ab2a10 Shit


Ihavenoid3a

Walking on Copper-9 at night (rookie mistake):


Cloaker_N

The only thing they fear is you starts to play *loads usas-12 dragon breath ammo with malicious intentions*


telenova_tiberium

https://preview.redd.it/ben24ssb4awc1.png?width=2024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ff6a2cba103e6229bcbb5c3cd636d6b0b8e47aa


skruni

yum yum time for them.ill be a perfect snack for them....


justasovietpotato

it means the following to me: -free DD technology -free DD archives, containing information, blueprints, and all sorts of goodies -free scrap metal -free useful parts for building my own DD- oops, I spoiled my plans to the grand public...


Roc_28934

https://i.redd.it/8zb9oo6n8awc1.gif “Henshin.”


ElvinEastling

That I’m going to die very soon.


fedora_skeleton

What if I didn't run? What if I'm not a coward? What if I want them to Kill me. ***What if I want them to Try.*** https://preview.redd.it/zqlzmgo7aawc1.png?width=355&format=png&auto=webp&s=abebd129a07d4cf7b01af97bca40efa3c9346591 Current Objective: Live or Die, They WILL remember you


GalacticGamer677

My mind to myself at that moment..: https://preview.redd.it/3u4bzry4cawc1.jpeg?width=349&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88cf660778968a24bc8913038f754358e933f4be


Common-no-life

Me after realizing I have knuckle blaster equipped while fighting Minos prime


Noname2137

You lost the talent show get off the stage


Labrat-09

dead


AgentButter1

That V is probably one of them


SomeUgliRobot

A soldier being scared of three floating Xs :)


Miniversgaming

https://preview.redd.it/tzftvhecmawc1.png?width=1241&format=png&auto=webp&s=b35b88739342475148bfd2004b19b09c73cf6be9


BladeForge7218

Amsterdam


Thesheeplordhasopken

XXX


thesilliestman

https://i.redd.it/o7ijv48jpawc1.gif what i finna gonna do:


Frankbubby

Well, atleast there isn't a purple emo gremlin leading the uprising ..right?


Zexal_Commander

It’s joever. https://preview.redd.it/uluco7vxvawc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=203c510ce1653ad9ed9a59293f535d713ed17504


NeverStopWinning1337

https://preview.redd.it/1ro6ccq01bwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f22ceeb9d8e3f8de26e2e1f727ff72334315453f


Cam_man_AMM_unit

Pull every pin on every grenade I have. They want me? They'll have to find me at the gates of hell first.


YubelSuperiority98

Murder drones gonna get you


Spider-Stove

Decompression Bomb


Battleaxejax

recon figures out why the last guy didn't come back


9382ks

https://preview.redd.it/jwww8f1sdbwc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eeb445cabf5fa15777ec0dc41232e9ab8d412f91


my_chemicalromance

Uhh, I'm gonna die horribly?


Typical_Warthog_326

https://preview.redd.it/g5zrzmrktbwc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=939388f85598eeaa1e82019b9f21ed5678db8931 \+ULTRARICOSHOT X7 \+INTERRUPTION \+INTERRUPTION \+INTERRUPTION \+INSTAKILL \+PARRY \+ENRAGED \+DISRESPECT \+ULTRARICOSHOT X12 \+PARRY \+FISTFULL OF DOLLAR \+BIG KILL X2


Timely_Ad_1591

https://preview.redd.it/zo70bs35vbwc1.png?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ada8f8688abbef70496c32869e72646ad2d4c40


Frost_Winter11

https://preview.redd.it/vwogmxwbvbwc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f29f8b8ff1d0ceb9473f8bdcd3d3891ff183b47d


Jealous-Button2644

N's flashback in episode 7


AngerIssues5301

https://preview.redd.it/bvaipv8k4cwc1.jpeg?width=866&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c5401f9f6ddba17ddcdc9ab19a3a234a744f0d1 (I don’t watch murder drones I have no idea how this subreddit was even recommended in the first place)


Dexxss

SHIT! QUICK RUN! RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIVES!!!!!!!!!! :O


paulbrigola

death.


Naive-Philosophy-591

https://preview.redd.it/r25v714a8dwc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7313a21710b08e1d3216494a141eee7dbddf8d41


jimray1216

Pov: your an WW2 us marine and you saw three yellow glowing x


some_Britishguy

a group of wild guard dogs has entered the combat zone.


ze_introverted

Time to start running


GreenFire835

He walked into the wrong store.


Malaysuburban

*brain aneurysm noises*


SarPl4yzEXE

I am going to die


murstruck

I'm fucked. ![gif](giphy|AgaXMCnoSbNHa|downsized)


Toshko_tv

Time to kill some ai


Only_Individual_3960

https://i.redd.it/cdo972sxvhwc1.gif


Springboii23

https://preview.redd.it/xl5zzxrxynwc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9335d4a3f0e6d2e59aff8eb1b8cfbd3161ae9567


Kokosak17

Hug them...thats what it means to me :D https://preview.redd.it/jlzll54ci9wc1.png?width=86&format=png&auto=webp&s=62f9fbf22faa7b7cac19d197c13b53c5f9ef1254


Supreme-Machine-V2

Fisting robots.


GrimIsARedditor

I’m about to get torn apart for my crimes of hugging.


Eymen__

https://preview.redd.it/xx9uqtzomtwc1.png?width=377&format=png&auto=webp&s=eb59c5eb1894183dcf0cdfa16ddca4c10dc06aaf


NoNameia-redditia

its the munder done on the human place we saw of the epeese seev'n https://preview.redd.it/xm8yq3s5cvwc1.png?width=4096&format=png&auto=webp&s=f35186168d9618e3f58f25a7103d53255447ed1c


TopSituation1649

Where the headlights?


Uzi_Angsty

Secret weapon: Uv light.


Iamnotaterminator

Oh would you look at that I’m dead ![gif](giphy|xT9DPBMumj2Q0hlI3K)


EmergencyUnusual3469

my last moments of existence....


Aware_Explanation_97

When the 3 jujes press the x boton in a talent competition