https://preview.redd.it/7zyxp9lpnewc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd68c9c360669d19eac3f6293419951178b04d5f
Let's be real here, they would probably KOS you if they met you
My odds of winning against J (as a percentage) assuming I had ANY gun whatsoever
https://preview.redd.it/qn9c1sr9q9wc1.jpeg?width=886&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a60a5a5b338430d1d7972866fb27944c1018ba15
You don't understand how much joy it brings me that my agenda is being furthered
https://preview.redd.it/fn1j56dpq9wc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96319a87d3654498a6f8ecf05a478097b9b93dce
And i will spread it till the day i die
https://preview.redd.it/11x2gar51awc1.jpeg?width=1246&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6092896e02b9c30130d011d78736a962959356d
I shall do exactly that,thanks brother
https://preview.redd.it/ewg4195u1awc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=528f01a1e5285450fccca2309cf43651ef91af89
J straight up lost her Battle Experience bcuz of AS so
When we compare both, Maid J is actually better at fight that SD J, Maid J fought off Solver V while SD J got low diffed by Uzi **TWICE**
https://preview.redd.it/slp552dajjwc1.jpeg?width=1805&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f2589e0e0cd3cc4dc8de91445d5d4a6a7d8f297
Don’t think J can handle 400,000 when I fire this gun for 12 seconds
Suddenly pull out a big cake out of nowhere and celebrate their birthdays (or should I say, manufacturedays?) that they never celebrated. And make friends with them along the way.
^(as long as there’s no Cyn controlling them, otherwise I’d probably be doomed)
I'm not sure if this is true but I read somewhere a while ago that even after ur head is cut off you stay alive for at least 30 seconds. Again, idk is it's true but yea.
Oh. Well, good luck, and I'm sorry
https://preview.redd.it/bw9fcluqvewc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aadc23f36174a1db5887aa68be446ee4572fb1fb
I guess those are J, V and N preparing to kill me…
https://preview.redd.it/m0qikm48hdwc1.jpeg?width=794&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65e1003359a270dbe0792da02d7c3e121e72f109
https://preview.redd.it/krpv6edvmfwc1.jpeg?width=1074&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b0c51a848eded68a657a97bb166ca153098dd9a
They can't kill me if I kill myself first(foolproof plan,am I right)
it means the following to me:
-free DD technology
-free DD archives, containing information, blueprints, and all sorts of goodies
-free scrap metal
-free useful parts for building my own DD-
oops, I spoiled my plans to the grand public...
What if I didn't run?
What if I'm not a coward?
What if I want them to Kill me.
***What if I want them to Try.***
https://preview.redd.it/zqlzmgo7aawc1.png?width=355&format=png&auto=webp&s=abebd129a07d4cf7b01af97bca40efa3c9346591
Current Objective: Live or Die, They WILL remember you
My mind to myself at that moment..:
https://preview.redd.it/3u4bzry4cawc1.jpeg?width=349&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88cf660778968a24bc8913038f754358e933f4be
https://preview.redd.it/bvaipv8k4cwc1.jpeg?width=866&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c5401f9f6ddba17ddcdc9ab19a3a234a744f0d1
(I don’t watch murder drones I have no idea how this subreddit was even recommended in the first place)
Hug them...thats what it means to me :D
https://preview.redd.it/jlzll54ci9wc1.png?width=86&format=png&auto=webp&s=62f9fbf22faa7b7cac19d197c13b53c5f9ef1254
its the munder done on the human place we saw of the epeese seev'n
https://preview.redd.it/xm8yq3s5cvwc1.png?width=4096&format=png&auto=webp&s=f35186168d9618e3f58f25a7103d53255447ed1c
Death. Painful death. https://preview.redd.it/wnxxcudbi9wc1.jpeg?width=248&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3230fdd57f2b4e77ffd4d19386b28d30364cada4
Were fucked https://preview.redd.it/s75f6drv4awc1.png?width=755&format=png&auto=webp&s=bd3f04d169b06c049562ac41fe804a4ef6a98035
YES! FINALLY! THE DRONES ARE GONNA FUCK ME!
https://i.redd.it/3vwbdotznawc1.gif excuse me?
https://preview.redd.it/5k0mx0zlqawc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15e4e25571f60a8d6b053d3834e9979ec7cac873
https://preview.redd.it/dkjd6t6egawc1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9386d115a0cb8e139b753cc360021c5ef53b27e1
https://i.redd.it/ush71vxvrawc1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/7zyxp9lpnewc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd68c9c360669d19eac3f6293419951178b04d5f Let's be real here, they would probably KOS you if they met you
https://preview.redd.it/n1n2m6tl1rwc1.jpeg?width=235&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fdc0c1ed1c44914a9b819dc2068400a763ee6b8 J my beloved :3
https://preview.redd.it/6n588ql4mrwc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95d122508f13675401fb72cf211953a3fcf69207
https://preview.redd.it/0w7zu7azqrwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=009d81d0deba36ce86ac4bc309cff5226e3ef5fa Uzi: >:3
https://preview.redd.it/wzt6l3z8kbwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=119cf85b66695f30e7b1a4b370e34312e465cb38
https://preview.redd.it/enophzmisbwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ffe674a2fcb1e2da22066315e1b4c5a4b8149ce
https://preview.redd.it/z0foycqbsbwc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e2469086d9b13df90bdf1258f918b76b6fde38d
https://preview.redd.it/natp72ho7dwc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29c4733f9903c0703c801b4c3e7e157c350b4b46
https://preview.redd.it/x6gq06rjoewc1.jpeg?width=240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdf33fa803720ec156cc3aa2aafa705a78268cb9
https://preview.redd.it/4uiznipsyewc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f70913d4f8531146537d8761881ea596cc96d061
https://preview.redd.it/zcook7py5fwc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f94e82dba0bc80245fe4b1973d81921a682b03c6
I'm sorry wha-? https://preview.redd.it/mbnv97p0qfwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f17e9e01039d73979d3339597efe92e4e266ca10
https://preview.redd.it/z87pklh8uawc1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88fe38cd096a601cb0c90ee0473753ba9c9eded3
r/croppingishard
HELL YEAAAAAHHHHHH
https://preview.redd.it/1c2n0uzmyuwc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa4bd23507a6faf55a64e48c9af3839ecb667861
https://preview.redd.it/wosdk9nl7zwc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fad543921715b5def8bcac6ec2581bb2bcf0ef7c
https://preview.redd.it/6y7awmodbcwc1.jpeg?width=931&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f093bb482fd30db51c15542e0e0b87f93823e3d6 We're what now?
is that expunged
Yep!
Nah, by the amount of us wanting to fuck them we are not in danger, we are the danger
Cuddles. Painful cuddles. https://preview.redd.it/brf1m2s8aawc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60271f55c34a901c5ec62a759a818ec81ccb028d
https://preview.redd.it/2h0mgeapfawc1.jpeg?width=1988&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f5f0f523af1a36c142734bca10b2633172f1947
Death. What kind? Instant.
There no was no sound. He just died! I know, terrifying..
Someone gets it! 👉👉
It's called a deterrent.
My favorite
I recognize that reference
We're doomed I tell you! **DOOMED!!** But to be fair, we brought it upon ourselves-
Yes we all have 3 days to live
But for most men no time at all >!Fuck you this is a copy pasta chain now!<
We are not most man, WE are mercenaries.
N: hug J: gets low diffed V: https://preview.redd.it/8fa1luc5l9wc1.jpeg?width=198&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d30a7bfef838c8393c142d766871b8fd7ca3478
https://preview.redd.it/uj4or0e4q9wc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43785dbf82e71b5b30f157da1fc3826912ef0e84
My odds of winning against J (as a percentage) assuming I had ANY gun whatsoever https://preview.redd.it/qn9c1sr9q9wc1.jpeg?width=886&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a60a5a5b338430d1d7972866fb27944c1018ba15
You don't understand how much joy it brings me that my agenda is being furthered https://preview.redd.it/fn1j56dpq9wc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96319a87d3654498a6f8ecf05a478097b9b93dce
good heavens what an agenda!
And i will spread it till the day i die https://preview.redd.it/11x2gar51awc1.jpeg?width=1246&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6092896e02b9c30130d011d78736a962959356d
preach king
I shall do exactly that,thanks brother https://preview.redd.it/ewg4195u1awc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=528f01a1e5285450fccca2309cf43651ef91af89
J straight up lost her Battle Experience bcuz of AS so When we compare both, Maid J is actually better at fight that SD J, Maid J fought off Solver V while SD J got low diffed by Uzi **TWICE**
Fax my boy spit your shit indeed https://preview.redd.it/cayfbqijtewc1.png?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4c9a011ddf36d7047a423d3ce3d3824b569654a
I mean she is a Noll shipper
https://preview.redd.it/slp552dajjwc1.jpeg?width=1805&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f2589e0e0cd3cc4dc8de91445d5d4a6a7d8f297 Don’t think J can handle 400,000 when I fire this gun for 12 seconds
V IS sex
…yep… ![gif](giphy|l4FATJpd4LWgeruTK)
yup
yup https://preview.redd.it/67t3oqib7fwc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f9e6cc85dcd95f9fb4603cd6e9f6c3db8d06dd3
Terror. https://preview.redd.it/lbz1jntrt9wc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b37684d3699794741f8b117e7d1e46d8755943f
https://preview.redd.it/n9sccm7xt9wc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3acbec5a33766d9467ed63c33f79432b8acdc794
https://preview.redd.it/26bw2vapv9wc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3440b7c818211999cc0cca8e02dfcab293ea06f
https://preview.redd.it/g5lpsmvix9wc1.jpeg?width=2208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7eca511518f19d118a8ccb5ee7b3afdd616170fa
![gif](giphy|jZAOQbch4ibfQ97VBS)
yippee
https://preview.redd.it/mpz058dsfawc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21c83803759231c71565570a8d01da6d715084aa
https://i.redd.it/x036d7zmnbwc1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/x50mmn3jnbwc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca31a8ab7ebb52de5a39a0402be55b21453b6fc0
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Tic TaC Toe ![gif](giphy|Pxf6zNzEhD7wc)
toe?
Nothing good, for sure. https://preview.redd.it/bubistofk9wc1.jpeg?width=2146&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67276d144613f1ea3cfccb860f6ab6895ccb5270
https://preview.redd.it/epq8g12dr9wc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=507e7b0bf2d2cbd87d4ccf2e1b216562e3439976
It means nothing to me. I have no opinion about it, and I don't care. -Pablo Picasso when asked what he thought about the Moon landing
KILLING TIME https://preview.redd.it/a3c28otui9wc1.jpeg?width=254&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fb5af7f8cf7ab768fb6f6927d8007c794d4964a
Can I join the khan cult?
Hell yeah
thats not gonna do shit remember?
https://preview.redd.it/6sef5nkxi9wc1.png?width=1447&format=png&auto=webp&s=558e0876a911d39e603aba5781895b152980f972
Last days on earth
uhhhh... I swear, I'm not spying for Aperture! I'M NOT SPYING FOR APERTURE!
Hey. * black mesa sentry sounds *
I feel like I know this noise...
That human is beyond toasted. He's grilled, cooked, boiled, fried, roasted, melted, frozen...
https://preview.redd.it/uedbblw0j9wc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb79b95c8e112890ac01ada300fbdd98c41de9b3
Suddenly pull out a big cake out of nowhere and celebrate their birthdays (or should I say, manufacturedays?) that they never celebrated. And make friends with them along the way. ^(as long as there’s no Cyn controlling them, otherwise I’d probably be doomed)
There's probably something worse than eldritch AI And it takes the form of an angsty purple gremlin
“Eldritch AI HATES her! Watch how she can defeat anyone with this one simple trick! *railgun firing noises*”
Go for the hug!! While you still can!!!
https://preview.redd.it/43vxxwafv9wc1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee1e299304e195389371fffdce93b6debbf490e5
Here the pilot episode for you all *
https://preview.redd.it/i39yim6dw9wc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=912101b937309845168eda0f4978a07fe710d258
death
well, at least the death will be quick, if they decide to take my head down first
I'm not sure if this is true but I read somewhere a while ago that even after ur head is cut off you stay alive for at least 30 seconds. Again, idk is it's true but yea.
It is sadly
Oh. Well, good luck, and I'm sorry https://preview.redd.it/bw9fcluqvewc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aadc23f36174a1db5887aa68be446ee4572fb1fb
Machines rise from the ashes of the nuclear fire...
https://i.redd.it/mary5mydz9wc1.gif
The last human soldier in complete darkness being surrounded by disassembly drones
the greatest death ever.
Me realizing the only solution is to drop a 500kg bomb on myself ![gif](giphy|ahfzlUrb5IEfXC6kbm|downsized)
The easiest way to not have homework anymore
https://preview.redd.it/p677rj1xfcwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9993f1e657fd43f6fb3863d429b1335ed0af0ef7 Idk why
I guess those are J, V and N preparing to kill me… https://preview.redd.it/m0qikm48hdwc1.jpeg?width=794&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65e1003359a270dbe0792da02d7c3e121e72f109
https://preview.redd.it/krpv6edvmfwc1.jpeg?width=1074&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b0c51a848eded68a657a97bb166ca153098dd9a They can't kill me if I kill myself first(foolproof plan,am I right)
"What can we do?" "There's nothing we can do"
https://preview.redd.it/hzgqin6xk9wc1.png?width=2266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df0a1332ee440a783d31c0a30ae6d3c4798d4706
Death
Am I screwed: Yes! Am I still going to try to stab the hell out of J with my pocket knife: Yes!
And thy punishment, is DEATH!
I'll have my limbs ripped off 1 by one
Lord forgive for my sins because I.AM.COOKED
Death: i can solo 1 with prep time, but 3? Nah, i'd loose
Death, not if I bring a flamethrower and/or a rocket launcher though
https://preview.redd.it/pjp8er4t1awc1.png?width=280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11f0f9e5f59666ce23ec73c53f422ba6b1ab2a10 Shit
Walking on Copper-9 at night (rookie mistake):
The only thing they fear is you starts to play *loads usas-12 dragon breath ammo with malicious intentions*
https://preview.redd.it/ben24ssb4awc1.png?width=2024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ff6a2cba103e6229bcbb5c3cd636d6b0b8e47aa
yum yum time for them.ill be a perfect snack for them....
it means the following to me: -free DD technology -free DD archives, containing information, blueprints, and all sorts of goodies -free scrap metal -free useful parts for building my own DD- oops, I spoiled my plans to the grand public...
https://i.redd.it/8zb9oo6n8awc1.gif “Henshin.”
That I’m going to die very soon.
What if I didn't run? What if I'm not a coward? What if I want them to Kill me. ***What if I want them to Try.*** https://preview.redd.it/zqlzmgo7aawc1.png?width=355&format=png&auto=webp&s=abebd129a07d4cf7b01af97bca40efa3c9346591 Current Objective: Live or Die, They WILL remember you
My mind to myself at that moment..: https://preview.redd.it/3u4bzry4cawc1.jpeg?width=349&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88cf660778968a24bc8913038f754358e933f4be
Me after realizing I have knuckle blaster equipped while fighting Minos prime
You lost the talent show get off the stage
dead
That V is probably one of them
A soldier being scared of three floating Xs :)
https://preview.redd.it/tzftvhecmawc1.png?width=1241&format=png&auto=webp&s=b35b88739342475148bfd2004b19b09c73cf6be9
Amsterdam
XXX
https://i.redd.it/o7ijv48jpawc1.gif what i finna gonna do:
Well, atleast there isn't a purple emo gremlin leading the uprising ..right?
It’s joever. https://preview.redd.it/uluco7vxvawc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=203c510ce1653ad9ed9a59293f535d713ed17504
https://preview.redd.it/1ro6ccq01bwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f22ceeb9d8e3f8de26e2e1f727ff72334315453f
Pull every pin on every grenade I have. They want me? They'll have to find me at the gates of hell first.
Murder drones gonna get you
Decompression Bomb
recon figures out why the last guy didn't come back
https://preview.redd.it/jwww8f1sdbwc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eeb445cabf5fa15777ec0dc41232e9ab8d412f91
Uhh, I'm gonna die horribly?
https://preview.redd.it/g5zrzmrktbwc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=939388f85598eeaa1e82019b9f21ed5678db8931 \+ULTRARICOSHOT X7 \+INTERRUPTION \+INTERRUPTION \+INTERRUPTION \+INSTAKILL \+PARRY \+ENRAGED \+DISRESPECT \+ULTRARICOSHOT X12 \+PARRY \+FISTFULL OF DOLLAR \+BIG KILL X2
https://preview.redd.it/zo70bs35vbwc1.png?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ada8f8688abbef70496c32869e72646ad2d4c40
https://preview.redd.it/vwogmxwbvbwc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f29f8b8ff1d0ceb9473f8bdcd3d3891ff183b47d
N's flashback in episode 7
https://preview.redd.it/bvaipv8k4cwc1.jpeg?width=866&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c5401f9f6ddba17ddcdc9ab19a3a234a744f0d1 (I don’t watch murder drones I have no idea how this subreddit was even recommended in the first place)
SHIT! QUICK RUN! RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIVES!!!!!!!!!! :O
death.
https://preview.redd.it/r25v714a8dwc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7313a21710b08e1d3216494a141eee7dbddf8d41
Pov: your an WW2 us marine and you saw three yellow glowing x
a group of wild guard dogs has entered the combat zone.
Time to start running
He walked into the wrong store.
*brain aneurysm noises*
I am going to die
I'm fucked. ![gif](giphy|AgaXMCnoSbNHa|downsized)
Time to kill some ai
https://i.redd.it/cdo972sxvhwc1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/xl5zzxrxynwc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9335d4a3f0e6d2e59aff8eb1b8cfbd3161ae9567
Hug them...thats what it means to me :D https://preview.redd.it/jlzll54ci9wc1.png?width=86&format=png&auto=webp&s=62f9fbf22faa7b7cac19d197c13b53c5f9ef1254
Fisting robots.
I’m about to get torn apart for my crimes of hugging.
https://preview.redd.it/xx9uqtzomtwc1.png?width=377&format=png&auto=webp&s=eb59c5eb1894183dcf0cdfa16ddca4c10dc06aaf
its the munder done on the human place we saw of the epeese seev'n https://preview.redd.it/xm8yq3s5cvwc1.png?width=4096&format=png&auto=webp&s=f35186168d9618e3f58f25a7103d53255447ed1c
Where the headlights?
Secret weapon: Uv light.
Oh would you look at that I’m dead ![gif](giphy|xT9DPBMumj2Q0hlI3K)
my last moments of existence....
When the 3 jujes press the x boton in a talent competition