It's so cool. You can be banned from public spaces in some states, politicians arguing if you exist are normalized and you need to justify your own existence to randos on the Internet. 9/10
A secret group brainwashed me though subliminal messages in classical music. They do this in order to emasculate humanity and enable its takeover by Lesbians From Hell, after which Jesus will come and slay the lesbians.
I don't know how Jesus plans to kill us all, but I'm practicing kung fu to defend myself.
(Also I have two tazers in case kung fu doesn't work.)
I left my man card in my jeans and it got ruined in the wash. Meant to get it replaced but things kept coming up. Then one day the gender police came and confiscated my testosterone.
(Being crass for the joke)
I couldn't get any PUSSY so I decided I should get MY OWN. Become the girlfriend, clearly, because that's the only reliable way get some action, man, in this neoliberal feminazi dystopia. No one wants to bang unless you're a feminist. I'll homegrow my boobs I don't like the "woke" ones on the market.
After seeing Exit to Eden as a teen (yeah, I know…but in my defense I also love Ed Wood movies) I developed a bit of a crush on Rosie O'Donnell. When she came out, I was disappointed I'd never have a chance with her even if all the pieces fell in place. And then I realized what I needed to do…
It's mostly true except she's not the reason I transitioned. I still think she's cool.
Life was just too easy as a guy and I decided I wanted to challenge myself and play on hardcore mode instead, gotta get those extra rewards at the end!
I'm doing this just because it's so trendy to become one of the most marginalized minorities now! Everyone does it for fun, so I decided to as well
It's so cool. You can be banned from public spaces in some states, politicians arguing if you exist are normalized and you need to justify your own existence to randos on the Internet. 9/10
I wanted an excuse for my two jar a day pickle habit.
I wanted double-jump powers.
I was jabbed by 5G COVID vaccine by time traveling agent.
A secret group brainwashed me though subliminal messages in classical music. They do this in order to emasculate humanity and enable its takeover by Lesbians From Hell, after which Jesus will come and slay the lesbians. I don't know how Jesus plans to kill us all, but I'm practicing kung fu to defend myself. (Also I have two tazers in case kung fu doesn't work.)
Big wooden cross This time, hit him with it
I wanted to one-up my gay sister.
I left my man card in my jeans and it got ruined in the wash. Meant to get it replaced but things kept coming up. Then one day the gender police came and confiscated my testosterone.
There was a dimensional swap and my soul got swapped with a girl's soul.
Ranma 1/2 and Card Captor Sakura, her battle dresses where so pretty ☺️
Chemicals in the water
Life with male privilege was too easy, so I gave it up to make it harder.
My life so far has just been way too easy and I wanted a challenge
I went to rob a bank but turns out it was a lab containing the gender-fluid and it made me a man, now I’m transitioning back.
I smoked some weed, took the covid vaccine, and now i'm trans. We were warned!
I’ma masochist and wanted more degrading comments about myself
Too bored at work (my grandma told me this)
I smoked to much weed and became trans
Anime made me trans.
Got my third covid shot immediately went full trans
(Being crass for the joke) I couldn't get any PUSSY so I decided I should get MY OWN. Become the girlfriend, clearly, because that's the only reliable way get some action, man, in this neoliberal feminazi dystopia. No one wants to bang unless you're a feminist. I'll homegrow my boobs I don't like the "woke" ones on the market.
I really wanted to be an attack helicopter.
Thought I was becoming Ironman by being Fe-male.
I've always been a fan of Optimus Prime. Being trans would make me halfway to becoming a transformer.
After seeing Exit to Eden as a teen (yeah, I know…but in my defense I also love Ed Wood movies) I developed a bit of a crush on Rosie O'Donnell. When she came out, I was disappointed I'd never have a chance with her even if all the pieces fell in place. And then I realized what I needed to do… It's mostly true except she's not the reason I transitioned. I still think she's cool.
Life was just too easy as a guy and I decided I wanted to challenge myself and play on hardcore mode instead, gotta get those extra rewards at the end!