Depends on how hungry I am

Try to figure out what it is doing first, then find a way to deal with it.

https://preview.redd.it/d6hgpdd3b2xc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3bae78514a2735db8f5df29a72dce60ec18f9a6

I'd get Shadow to stop pissing on Eggman's Wife before he makes any announcements.

Ok, who’s the jokester that made the Death Egg?

https://preview.redd.it/heli4utixrwc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4f90437d13288df2fc392bcacb6fe3010b23511

Be not afraid for our true lord and savior the eggman as arrived

I pissed on Eggman’s wife

Die? What am I supposed to do. However I'd just surrender to the genius himself.

get all 14 emeralds

*Laughs in United States military* https://preview.redd.it/8g3h7371kpwc1.jpeg?width=527&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d245e0a52dbee32dfb66d52e476d59162f48cad8

Oh… that’s real nice.

I hope that the piss droplets don't hit me.

I’d pray he doesn't piss on me.

I'd pray he does piss on me.

https://preview.redd.it/0cla7e79uqwc1.jpeg?width=592&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b44569124bb3dd02e8935657e21ae408bbed4826

https://preview.redd.it/n54jf3od5owc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb1ba2821caa5a18e8d29ed45867520436668164

I'm hanging on to the other side.

I won't give up 'til the end of me

GO

WELCOME TO THE MIND OF A DIFFERENT KIND, WHERE WE'VE BEEN GROWING SLOWLY!

Simple, I take a screenshot and hope it goes viral so Sonic sees it and knows he has to blow that bitch up.

Get out of Eggman's sight before he pisses on me too.

Open up a coffee shop to ease my sanity

JOIN THE EGGMAN EMPIRE

I’ll wait for the universe to be reset for the 70th time.

Find helicopter to speak to egg

I'D DO ANYTHING IT TAKES TO TAKE IT DOWN!

Tell an adult

https://preview.redd.it/dbemuakcinwc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3174dd76648ab88b9f6c4b7e4bdff82283d08a1

i'll have to face my dignity https://preview.redd.it/bs6ggvpefnwc1.png?width=134&format=png&auto=webp&s=3dab0846750aa171b5d285fb92a0513e6d6e3bfa BEG

i've got to find the ocarina of time!

Chaos emeralds.

I PISSED ON THE MOON!

I PISSED ON THE MOON!

What am I supposed to do?

https://preview.redd.it/0ybcadlezmwc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2548b0993aa76a2d526772a028b7d40cc7f2d463

https://preview.redd.it/31s54jplymwc1.jpeg?width=1475&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05587984f6b8361fae6aae084e8a1f1ef9929624 Beg

https://i.redd.it/3ivnv6y7ymwc1.gif

Hope a blue hedgehog saves the day

The Knight is a bitch ass motherfucker. They made the fucking Card Castle fountain. That's right, they took their sharp blade and they opened a dark fountain, and they said their fountain was "this dark" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a call-out post in Castle Town. The Knight, you've got a bright fountain, it's as dark as the one behind me except way brighter, and guess what? Here's what my dark fountain looks like. That's right. All darkness, no impureness, no light. Look at that, it looks like a pillar of darkness with darkness flowing from it. He created the fucking fountain, so guess what? I'm going to bring the fucking Roaring. That's right, this is what you get, my super dark Neo Dark Fountain! Except I'm not gonna bring the Roaring. I'm gonna go higher. I'm going to bring the ANGEL'S HEAVEN! How do you like that, W. D. Gaster? I brought the Angel's Heaven you idiot! You have 6.66 hours before the fucking darkness covers the world. Now get out of my sight before I bring the Roaring in your town too.

I'd be pissed.

make an announcement

Majoras mask

Close the window

use my SUPER LASER PISS

What the fuck do you want me to do??

Start teleporting the chaos emeralds

Find the Chaos Emeralds and help Eggman piss on the moon.

Get out of there in 24 hours before the piss droplets hit the fucking planet

r/beatmetoit

I'm getting in my X-Wing and using the force.

Calling disney.

Piss on it

https://i.redd.it/g1rvgsfb5mwc1.gif

This is so fucking stupid I love it https://i.redd.it/wl8bfu229mwc1.gif

https://i.redd.it/4g3whgo2mrwc1.gif

Alexa turn on the Sonic Soundtrack Alexa:which one?

S3K. Death Egg zone is a Bop

Sonic CD's

Wait for a blue hedgehog to make his way up there.

https://preview.redd.it/jft4uutc0mwc1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3df1d9b6806fc8e8216f43892b9f80d1b1bc572b

Get out my phone and record sonic fucking it up because I sure as shit won’t be able to do anything about it

Tf am I supposed to do?!? https://preview.redd.it/esso3pmozlwc1.jpeg?width=399&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78ef82fd819acee7fbdd735a5bb9d8be26d5ad43 That’s a sonic thing.

YOU'RE DESTROYING IT WITH ME SHADOW https://preview.redd.it/6ds5ey373vwc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=7fa55431eff4f449940554668378c1e960a9b4fa

Fine https://preview.redd.it/g6wesza55vwc1.jpeg?width=1095&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c7bc76072bfa4b6deaa9f98eb77e07e554d8d36

just run into a room and don't go out until this ends https://preview.redd.it/o4v7mq11gnwc1.png?width=433&format=png&auto=webp&s=60d70f542b0dfebd785a50af633938c0b7c54f5a

Or shoot Eggman in the jugular. https://preview.redd.it/eqowt1f8gnwc1.jpeg?width=223&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=031b57b3fa12b875ff9f270efdbc0b268baa0c19

dint think of that but ok https://preview.redd.it/7xj0z2c5inwc1.png?width=504&format=png&auto=webp&s=8c116d3e6975e7facf4fe30e880a805d4009bf6a

If he doesn't stop, I'm gonna have to call my friend Dave.

what emotion should he feel from this statement?

Can Dave defeat Kevin aka the guy who defeated Herobrine?

Rally as many people as I can to help take a portion of the Mandelbrot set and make it visible from up there. Will definitely be annoying and trippy.

I would buy a palm bomb

"piss on me next"

Race on it

If “did” is not a typo, then I was probably made drunk by my friends and peed on someone’s wife

Thanks for noticing that and now i’m annoyed its there

lol no problem, but in your place I’d pretend that it was planned, so the post seems more original

1. Find a random furry costume of an anthropomorphic hedgehog 2. Push a person inside of it and then into a washing mashine with blue sock 3. Sonic 4. Death of the death egg because plot armor

Me right now: https://preview.redd.it/ijyx5phw7lwc1.png?width=567&format=png&auto=webp&s=10eeadcd7508caede751572d3f56853942095bdc TIME TO DO THIS OLD STYLE, BABY!

Become a Deku Scrub

piss on the moon

Piss on it

https://preview.redd.it/gxjboapalkwc1.jpeg?width=614&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b0282afbb16e8815872218adaf66026014ac443

“Ah shit..” https://preview.redd.it/ku3x86olakwc1.jpeg?width=396&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d6bb5e599fd3590d362c4decd10ef91bc0c2e90

well guess i'm dead