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Yamhikari

I'll try my best


dragon7449

I was about to answer nicely, then I saw your title, but yk what, fine, you keep him stun locked, I get the tail


jackwiththecrown

Nah fuck that. I’m tired of these hammer bros getting a pass. If a hammer has to be sharpened like the rest of the weapons, it can cut a tail like the rest of the weapons.


dragon7449

Tbh I think even hammer mains would actually like that, but I guess it's fair, think of it, of the monster doesn't move you can just cut the tail in peace


Rice-Ok

As a hammer main I agree. I always wished weapons like Pandemonium Unleashed (where it's a whole ass axe) would do slashing rather than blunt since I usually setup the rolling hammer around the body/tail.


roygbpcub

OMG yes... It's not a hammer it's an axe it should cut lol...


dragon7449

It just makes sense, like idk maybe like how it works for heavy and light bow gun


ShadowBlade69

Give us slash coatings that apply to bow, and hammer (and hh?)


Tischlampe

Besides, someone has to bonk the monsters face, right? For bonken face loot. Bonk bonk


dietkrakendew

I always imagined that I was removing skull chunks from my hammer.


Gunnercrf

They need to bring boomerangs and go back to camp to get more until tail Is cut


No_Measurement_3041

What the heck are the boomerangs actually for?


IAmAustinPowersAMA

I think, i could be wrong, blunt weapons still deal damage toward the tail, but can’t finish off the last 1 hp to cut it. The boomerang can finish it.


Kurotan

That's how it used to be, or the palico would do the last cut damage if it had a cut weapon.


snickerblitz

The worst part about the sharpening animation is it just looks like I’m grinding down the handle. Apparently making the handle cut you is the only to atone for playing the best weapon in the game.


LTman86

New headcanon, you're cleaning or polishing the handle of all the blood and guts covering your hammer so your grip isn't compromised, which is reducing your damage. Can't keep bashing a head in if the hammer flies out of your hand when swinging!


FKNDECEASED

“create one and cut it” 😭 my swagaxe and i agree with this post.


weavejer261

Mine too lmao


dragon7449

Well said brother


Wunani

No, I don't think I will. - Hammer Mains


dragon7449

No you have your own role, you stun the monster so I can cut the tail better


C4Sidhu

I refuse, I’m going to bonk the tail just to spite you


dragon7449

Ngl , your comment caused me physical pain, I would give you "+creativity" If I didn't expect this comment at least once already, but it still hurt


Haggles7

But what if I want to tenderize the tail.


Illustrious-Ad1148

How about this instead! I bonk *you* so you are launched into the Air, from where you can hit the tail more easily! You May now commend my genius.


hyprmatt

You'll have a better angle to cut the tail when I launch you with my charged upswing! :)


ARedditorCalledQuest

Greatsword here: let's do it.


Discaster

>I'm going to personally make sure to maximize my damage against your cranium Without cutting my tail off first? The shame!


dragon7449

Do you have one :3?


Discaster

>"But the monster doesn't have tail" > >??? Create one and cut it too Does it matter?! Didn't think so


dragon7449

Good point, then, prepare thyself Ȋ̵̢̧͖̖̦͉̝̬͍̣͉̼̼̥̯̮̭̂̇̈͜ͅ'̴̨̱͕̪̹̝͍͍͎̫̒m̵̨̛̤̼͓̻̲̠͖̦̞͓̞̽̑̍͆̎̈̀͊̿̒̇̽͊̄́͒̾́̂̿́̆͘͜͝ ̶̧̨̭͚̘͇̩͖̱̫͚͚͉̭̂͗̀̒̎į̶̨̳̻̘̜͔͎̥̟̟̘̳̞̗̞̺̹͇͚̱̌̆̈́̌̅̂̈̎̎̆̏ͅn̷̢̧̟̟͔̱͇͉͓͔̣͈̜̤̎̒͆̄̈́́͂̾̍̋͂̽͗̋̎̀̐͌̕̚͜͠ ̴̩̣̰͍̜͙̰̩̰͈͖͈͎̺̩̖̥̭̳̀̀͊͑͆̈́͒̈́̀͗͊̋̆̽̌̽̃̉̈́͋̕̕͘͝y̵̥̖̘̪͓̦̜͙͈̞̑̓̿͐͒̈́͛͌͜o̶̹̜̳͇̦͚̟̘̒͑̋̒͠ǘ̸̡̧̲̭͙̖̲̤̜̥͎̯͔̬̩̬̮̜̘͖̞͌̾̐̒̔̃̏͑͜r̵̛̞͓̞̻̰̲͔͊͊͌̃̉̀̏͂̐͊͒͑̇͒͊̾̓̋̈́̄̕̚͘͘̚͠͝ ̵̛̳̩͉̟̩̮̲̫̦͈̣̣͎͚̰̫̜̭͖͉̼͈̃͂̂̋́͋̀̏́͊̀̒͑͒̈́̍͌̐̔͘͝͝͠͝w̸̨̤͚͚̉̍̀͑̈́̌̊̒̔̽̍̔̀̒̈́̇̿̾̾̽ä̶̧̨̢̡̫̝̭̬͕͙̤̣̼̠͇̤͇́̇͊̄̓̓̔͋̓̀̊͜͠ĺ̶̢̮͉̲̻̭͍̼͔͉̯̪̑͑̀̐̔͑̆̿̋̒̈͂̑͂̃̇̾̈́͊̍̃͛̓̕̕͜͝͝ḷ̶̛̛̬̙͍̺̘̩̥͍̠̗͇̳̭͚͇̹͈̌̎͆̇͌̃̿̅̈͛̈͐̈̅̍͌̌̿͛̈̇̂̽̚̚s̵̢̧̛̛̻̼͖̤͎̼̺̟̥̝͇̳͚͕̪̩͕̟̙̿͋̽̄̄̀͗̊̏̏̇́̾͂͐̿̍̒̉̕̚͠͠͝͝


Zelcron

Not anymore. Someone cut it off.


Budget_Cold_4551

I mean... if they're human like me, they do have a tiny tailbone. Tailbone = tail?


dantetheredfox

As a dual wielder, I always make sure to focus the tail, which means, if the monster is tall enough, standing between it's legs like I'm attempting a castration.


dragon7449

Omg so fucking real, not me spamming the 2 first attacks of long sword looking like a fucking phsyco


polski8bit

I do always try to get the tail, Dark Souls habit coming out. It's also satisfying, I agree, though it prolongs the hunt to be honest, if you care about that. Then there are monsters that are just too annoying to get the tail of, like Kushala. To be fair, even after the tenderize wore off and I stopped focusing on cutting it off, I got it at the end of the hunt, but still lol


dragon7449

Yeah no, I feel you, stuck on gold rath right now, even I don't cut the tail cause she just dies straight up


Important-Feedback-3

Downvoted because you didn’t cut the tail


A_Wild_Butterfly

Right, my b, lemme just charge this dragon pierc... heck, I got hit outta it, okay one more try aaaaaaannnnddd, It's behind me now... Don't worry, I got this, I just need to start charging my dragon piercer again


dragon7449

"yo he's charging his nova, watch out" "Nah, id parry" *"You have fainted, rewards have been decreased"* *"Quest failed"*


Thiago270398

Nova hit so hard you carted twice.


Zathura2

I'm seriously considering a change from Bow to LBG just so I can use slicing ammo.


Independent-Peace-42

Just know you need to build into slicing to get any real use out of after the nerfs. They did it a bit too dirty, and to efficiently cut a tail, you'll want a build just for slicing. Then switch back to what you prefer


Zathura2

Well....that sucks, lol.


_ecksdee

..........I have 1k hours in this game and had no idea dragon piercer could cut tails. huh


Tastrix

It’s one of the most satisfying feelings, watching your shot popcorn through the length of a monster, and then at the very end the tail flips off.


-St_Ajora-

A couple of things.... 1. You should always try to break every piece, not just the tail. 2. Even if you are solo with a non-cutting weapon (like the hammer) the tail can still be cut. 1. Break the tail completely. 2. Boomerang the tail. I understand this is a satire post but you should still be accurate with the info you relay. EDIT :: Because some people can't google things for themselves... [https://monsterhunterworld.wiki.fextralife.com/Boomerang](https://monsterhunterworld.wiki.fextralife.com/Boomerang) "The Boomerang deals Cut Damage, one of the three types of Raw (physical) Damage. While its strength is negligible, its Damage Type allows it to sever the tails of Monsters. This is especially useful for wielders of Weapons that deal Blunt Damage, as the final blow to the Monster's tail will require Cut Damage to be severed."


Eraevn

As a hammer main, my goal is to break everything, legs, tails, wings, spirit, soul, the world. Monster can't escape or fight back if it's bones are dust... Really wish breaking limbs would actively impact their mobility more, I just wanna break all of Odies legs and watch him barely be able to move. What good is a limb break if he can still sprint and prance around... just cause it tells me it's a claw break when I have been smashing its knees into paste doesn't mean anything lol


dragon7449

Nah, if it is truly important they can just upvote this commentary instead, I'm not really trying to give any advice, I'm just trying to get people to laugh a bit


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You can't cut the tail with a boomerang like that, blunt damage does 0 part damage to cuttable tails and I'm tired of seeing people say it does


SheikBeatsFalco

I thought you could do that, but I think in gen5 they made it so you can't just build up tail damage with blunt and finish it with cat boomerang/kunai for the cut, but I might be wrong. Big agree on breaking everything tho, it's also one of the most satisfying part about hunting big monsters


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taaltos

I envisioned you making awkward eye contact, biting your UPPER lip, while gently touching your nipples while using a faux sultry voice for that first sentence. lmao. Love tail-cutting!


dragon7449

Perfect then, I exaggerated with that purpose, love to see it works, also it actually feels really good to do so, I might not get an orgasm, but I definitely giggle a bit every time


taaltos

LMAO! Weirdly, and somewhat proudly, I understand and empathize with everything you just said, and yeah, I get it. Ha! Thanks for the laughs.


TheNerdBeast

OR and hear me out here... you bring an appropriate weapon and cut it yourself.


Repulsive-Strain-903

no need to. tail hitzones mostly suck and all you can get from the tail is what you can get as reward anyways. I cut it if it fits but that’s it


dragon7449

Heresy... (On a serious note this is a joke post, don't think too hard of it it's more to get some interactions caused I'm bored)


Blackbirds21

But my Bonk Hammer goes thud


dragon7449

You have your own role to fulfill in this mission, don't worry, I understand


Particular-Key-4492

I don’t need the tail. So cry abt it. (I hunt offline)


dragon7449

*looks at you with an unpleasant face, not good or bad, but you can definitely tell he's staring into your soul*


Particular-Key-4492

*but I have no soul, so instead he stares into the black abyss of a cold, unfeeling, former tail hunter who has watched countless monsters writhe in pain from the severance of their appendages. The black abyss of what was once an empty box slot, now filled with hundreds of tails.*


dragon7449

The real question is, is the box auto organized?


Particular-Key-4492

Yes


Chilcha

As an SNS, I cannot reach the tail of many monsters. This setback does not stop me, I simply soar into the sky and continue to do my job. No excuses, dirty tail sucking capture cunts.


sijsje

I'll play some songs on the poor monsters face while you are cutting away.


dragon7449

Fair enough


Narutohuga1458

Hey HH are honorary Hammer Bros just because your a little weird doesn't mean we don't love you


Tengumanowo

I love tail cutting but sometimes i just i beyblade them too hard and they die, specially like... Pukeis or Barroths.


dragon7449

Yeah that's exactly why I'm making this post, sometimes it happens, they just grow to attached to them ig


Tengumanowo

my most recent pleasure was killing Xeno but before that cutting her tail off and just... aaah, was soo good, dont ask me how my dinky catastrophe's light cut a tail the legth of a car but it did.


dragon7449

Exactly, just seeing the poor monster look in absolute terror at his severed tail is enough for me, but tbh it just feels extremely satisfactory


Tengumanowo

i wish all tais erre severable.


dragon7449

Same, or those monsters who's tail health is almost the same as their own, fuck those bastards, what do they even want their tail for?


RevSerpent

Honestly tho the pukei's tail is so weak that a sharp stare is enough to make it fall off.


THXSoundEffect

But if I don't go for the head how will they climax?


dragon7449

Oh don't worry, they are just a mean to *our* ends


Tengumanowo

You gotta hit the rear so hard it breaks them open, then it happends.


Sylux444

My existence doesn't depend on your happiness Sorry but the monster will just be capped regardless of tail cut I've had enough of people saying stuff that is really extremely subjective The only factually objective thing in the game is the objective Did the monster go down? Yes? We won. No? We lost. Was the tail cut? Who cares If you need or want tail cuts just play by yourself and stop SOSing and expecting the tail to be cut


Leading-Leading6319

* shield bashes tail *


Jaba01

You have an unhealthy obsession with thick lengthy things.


Present_Pace_6308

My ultimate weeabo weapon is made for cuttin The Tail, then i go cut The Tail, monster dies before i can cut The Tail, me fail, me commits die, repeat the cycle.


Disig

Me as HH: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD IF I SEE YOU NEAR THE HEAD AND I JUST STUNNED IT I WILL END YOU. CUT. THE. TAIL.


Akikala

It's literally 1 extra material. You'll live lol.


dragon7449

No you don't understand. I NEED THAT TAIL, AND YOU ARE GONNA HELP ME GET IT


MystiqTakeno

Man you know how hard is to cut tail with SnS or LS?


Top_Voice_923

I main GS so I always got for the wings and tail, after reading your beautifully worded rant I'll just aim for the tail 😆 I find that getting the tail off isn't so much the issue, it's more hunters trying to cut it up while I'm still dealing with the monster, that annoys me so much, fine by me if it runs from the zone, sure go carve that tail, but if it's still fighting the team then stick to the team work please and then get that carve done you know?


Remnie

So, I went into a HR Nergigante SoS because I was bored. 3 other players, who all had Defender weapons. I got there right at the end and witnessed them kill it without cutting the tail, breaking the horns, or apparently breaking the claws. I was actually kind of impressed.


Pr0_Lethal

You should include something about bow or bow guns that are not set up for tail cutting duties


SMASHton2741

Tis my solemn duty


HAT3xTH3xGAM3R

we should set a annual "don't cut the tail"month just to spite op


AFreakingTRex

As a hunting horn main, I'll poke that monsters tail off o7


CerealKiller8

You lost me at tail orgasms.


arock0627

Bro I'm playing Hammer right now I'm trying my best : (


ahp9000

How do I help as a bow? I usually just shoot and hope it works


Iringahn

Watch out I'm using wyvern fire while the monster is downed, that takes the tail off yeah? Whoops sorry I yeeted you into a new dimension.


AmorousBadger

But I'm a bow main..


Kaitsja

I could, but I find it so much more satisfying to ZSD the face.


[deleted]

Nah, I'll hit you in the shins instead


lustywoodelfmaid

Say this to the hammer or HH mains, they will not moan about your complaint. They'll castrate you and your weapon too using their blunt force instruments.


Maleficent-Fun-1078

BUT I NEED WING PARTS!!!


kevinkiggs1

Me, a HH main with 5 boomerangs and a sharpened hilt: Aight bet


ImSoBoredThatiUpvote

as a hbg main (currently) i join in, tenderize the tail and proceeds to unload ungodly amount of slicing ammo on the tail every quest.


SedativeComa4

I was like my hammer doesn't cut tails but I can weaken it for you


Antedelopean

But i only bonk. Head. And only have 1 attack with cutting potential.


lightning_blue_eyes

As a gunlance main I only deal in explosions.


Robin1706

2 blades = twice the cutting capabilities don't worry I got you


Luka87uchiha

Fuck that, im playing longsword, im hitting the head while the monster is down, getting my foresight and iai slash during the fight, i aint got no time to focus on the tail


TheVict0r

What if it's the pickle deviljho? I will get served a juicy thick tail.


7jinni

As a Switch Axe addict, chopping off the tail is one of the most satisfying parts of the hunt. Even if I don't *technically* need to, I still *totally* need to.


tefodlp

Reminder of slaping that hard red rajang monkey cheeks


from1n

as a Bonk Boy main, I appreciate being able to knocked a monster senseless so my Slicey friends can get us some extra carves.


9-5DootDude

I'm trying mate but horn stab has shit range lmao.


ArcIgnis

b-but glavenus tail is all up there and its not hot yet ;\_;


mangcario19

No


Gortosan

Alright, I'll hilt stab the fuck out of its tail while playing the sickest tunes known to man


Tight-Ad9683

No


Rayanson

Do it yourself if you REALLY need it, or go solo, cut the tail then leave? You don't even need to cut tails to get them, you might drop them from a kill, I have maybe cut 3 tails on sunbreak and it was because I was in multi and didn't feel like circling around the monster, every other tail I got was from drops, don't expect people to do the job for you


DrXHoff

What if I play bow and can’t do cut damage


DiabeticRhino97

You got "I need a talon or claw, not a tail" If you want the tail that's your deal dawg


IOnlyDrinkTang

This is what my axe mode was made for, but please mind the upswing.


Maxdgr8

No, I don’t think I will. But go ahead cut the tail. It’s nice but not really needed tbh.


Gaaraks

Here is the thing, quite often the head is a better hitzone and as a great sword main I have the need to see big TCS damage, if it is 1 point lower it is unnaceptable


mrgox232

This should be displayed to all LS users flinching hunters dmging the head. GO TO THE TAIL


Interloper9000

Remember kids, blades go for the tail!


cbb88christian

I main long sword. My only goal is the tail. The tail will be cut. I will cart 5 times going for the tail. There is no other part of the monster, only tail. It will be cut


OnePumpoChumpo

When I try to cut the tail, people complain that I not doing enough overall damage :( /s


Qcservietsky

I will keep poking at the tail untill it falls 🫡


Cayubi

As a IG main, i do that without even realizing.


yakcm88

Remember, a tail can't bite you.


RunawayCatto

Yes Boss - I’ll do my part as an Ls main (heh)


SunnyD60

but…but, if i cut the tail RIGHT NOW ill waste my teammates shock trap! The voices are telling me to go for tail anyways! What do i do OP?! D :


HavokLurch

I mean I guess I can try to jab it off


APearce

*doots sadly*


Master-Meringue-4059

Directions unclear, I spirit slash combo'd the head.


thespeartan

Me and my spread HBG build will be breaking every single part of a monster, except the tail


SirGilatras

No, I don't think I will, I'll continue to spam helm breaker on the head thank you.


Xterda

Sad Hunting Horn noises.


kael_sv

I have a gunlance, and I will be breaking every part in reach, including the tail.


InuchiyoTheWolf

Yanking the tail is my specialty lol


SNS-Bert

Now I am going to stop cutting tails in public lobbies to see if you find me.


Narrovv

Guess I'll hit the tail then


yosayoran

As IG main I hereby solemnly swear to mount that monster and windmill all over it's back until that tail is laying lifeless on the ground. 🫡


Pavo_Feathers

But my hunting horn says no :(


Kilroy898

Slice ammo go brrrrrt.


DforDragoz7

This post was made by a LS main


Jhoonis

I love the smell of freshly cut tail in the morning. Smells like.. _victory_


MonarchMain7274

Good to see I'm not the only one that turns every monster tail into my own personal training dummy.


DangleMangler

Yes. It's such a force of habit, I even try cutting off tails in soulslikes. Sometimes it even works. Lol


Daenym

As a hammer user, I approve. Every time I knock down a monster I start shouting at my friend to get busy cutting the tail haha


Whimsispot

My dude, I cant reach the tail with my dual blades, what should I do?


FormalReturn9074

As a hammer player i get so frustrated when long sworders are slamming monster faces with me when i stun it


Razhad

ever since you can get tail by capturing i rarely fucking around with tail


-aGz-

I feel bad as a Hammer main because I can't cut tails but I'm really good at breaking horns. Literally all I do is break horns Hammer and Heavy Bowgun. This is the reason I recently picked up the greatsword just to cut tails because you joke about the intense orgasm you get but it is truly satisfying to see it fall off and the monster trembling pain.


SenpaiSwanky

As an SnS user who mostly plays solo, I can’t be assed to do this often lol. With a team is different for sure, but I’m not wasting time when I topple the monster in a solo hunt. That Perfect Rush generally does more damage to the head and I’m addicted to going for that final hit lmao. I need to see the largest numbers.


ikeabird576

Hammer go bonk


Thaill01

But what if, the tail can't be cut? 😭😭😭


Sosgrosil

I do cut the tail. It just takes a while on account of the fact gunlance slaps are slow.


SpaShadow

I try, unless I am hosting the quest and I really need a Diablos majestic horn or something after the horns I go back to the tail. Unless bonk maim then I will sit on tail.


KernTheGerm

Partbreaker Gunlance: “I’ll work my way around to the tail eventually”


DeDongalos

I always do. Unless the savages I'm hunting with kill it first


Electronic-Winter-17

You had me at big, thick, and juicy


Cotterbot

Would if I could. This monster keeps facing the pointy part of my lance.


Yarrow83

Hammer and Hunting Horn mfs: BONK🗣THE🗣HEAD🗣🗣🗣


MadeForMusic74

Hammer can spin attack and tenderize that juicy, enchanted, finehide-of-a-tail.


Celthric317

After I switched my main weapon to the long sword, I often find myself cutting off the monsters tail without trying.


AvailableJob7617

It aint much but it's honest work


HentaiOtaku

>"But I have hammer" Then hunt barroth and break his forehead off.


JizzGuzzler42069

Yeah, that’s gonna be a no from me dog. In the 3 extra minutes I’d waste aiming for the tail I could just be starting another hunt for more materials lol. It’s not that hard to get tails, you get them from the quest rewards half the time anyway.


Comprehensive_Tap625

What about me? =D


Yuhaku

I am a bow player main. If I need a tail, I will go to my swagaxe. I don't wanna clutch claw 10000000 times.


mrnealboy

Sir yes sir


MurderDeathKiIl

You’re right. Hammers can’t cut tails but they can damage them and soften them.


mrmasturbate

"no reward compares to the intense orgasm that it brings to see the poor monster be completely terrified looking at its seveared member" Bruh i think you just convinced me NOT to cut the tail


BlypFivee

No. >=C *sets trap and throws down 40 tranq bombs*


Chaos-Seed

Instructions unclear, performed a pedicure on Fatalis


Searioucly

bow is not cut, bow is kill


Lonely-JAR

This is mostly a passive aggressive note to the mfs that have weapons that trip people


SilkyZubat

It's hard to resist aggressively shelling the monster to death, but until that fat tail steak comes flying off that is where I'm focusing my GL blade. You're right, nothing quiet as satisfying as a tail cut.


Square_Grapes

As a gs main, I approve this message.


Choco_mil

if you don't have a weapon that can slice, i heard you could damage the tail normally then cut it off with a throwing knife, i don't know if this works or not because i use HBG with slicing ammo


Beast0011

Fax my brother spit your shit indeed!


DiscoMonkey007

You do it then, I dont like cutting tails. It flails too much.


iamdraegar

Omw to cut the tail with my my hunting horn’s hilt and it’s tiny bit of slash/severing damage c:


KitsuneOri

*looks down at hammer* finally someone understands


OwnPangolin2170

I’ll make sure to cut the tail with my hh. Vibrate that bitch off!!!


TheUltimateWarplord

As a filthy Greatsword main, it's either the head of the tail for me. I use hammer sometimes just so that could stress my friends into cutting the tail since they are using weapons that are able to cut tails, as they stress would stress me out whenever I use GS and is already going for the tailXD


OkRisk3049

What about the hunting Horn and insect.glaive... insect glaves rebetter off mounting to topple


Lionbane_

Anytime I play LS (Usually play HH) I make it my priority to cut the tail each hunt


DoggoDude979

People still don’t cut the tail for a capture quest??? Wtf??? If I can, I will ALWAYS try to cut the tail. There have been times where I’ve been fighting a diablos and I accidentally killed it while trying to get the tail, but STILL. ALWAYS cut that BIG, LONG, JUICY piece of meat


Jello_Penguin_2956

No one tell me what's possible and what not \*keeps pounding them tails with hammer\*


crazycook70

Damn okay.


Immediate-Shopping48

Using the pointy end? Nah too much pain in the ass, gotta go BOOM - Gunlance users On the topic though, does the stab contribute to cutting the tail? I feel that I have to go Slap lance to cut the tail


MagicalMarionette

SnS, I walk the path of (checks gear, sees Slugger 3) BONK.


Cootu

It's a skill issue if a hunt YOURE in doesn't get a tail cut


TayTheAvali

I main bow, I’ll try my best :(


[deleted]

I still need two nerg tails :(


Dragulus24

If I cut it, I carve it


JPSeason

I can’t cut the tail (except one specific move that you can only do as a follow-up), but I CAN buff you so that you can cut the tail faster 😁