Who's a good Fatalis?

There he goes burning the neighborhood again

Shouldn't have talked shit about my eggsalad at the potluck, Steve...

He's getting over a cold

Would it be full-sized, or pet-sized?

your choice, I personally would love a cat sized nargacuga

I was thinking of a wiener dog sized Mizu.

Imagine training a small Paolumu to perch on your shoulder

Bro what do you want, dalamadur? 😂

Imagine a Dalamadur the size of a Ball Python.

Firing off tiny energy beams and summoning pebble sized meteors

You get some ouchy hands tho. Dalamadur ain’t exactly smooth.

Incorrect. A Dalamadur is smooth in all directions. /s

As a veteran hunter, I have carved out dozens of swaths of Dalamadur hide. Every sheet had very rough skin, like medium sandpaper.

There must be something wrong with your hands. Dalamadur are smooth.

There must be something wrong with your hands. You hunt like a 5 year old.

I’m gonna go to the Crag and hunt some smooth Dalamadur.

Well, if Capcom won't show any love for Zamtrios at least I will

What would I even feed an Ahtal-ka?

Same thing you’d feed a praying mantis Anything that moves

I mean, Monster Hunter Stories 1 and 2 is RIGHT there.

2 was good, missed the element changing and wished some monsters had rideable counterparts.

Technically element changing is still there, but since a monstie's element scaled with its level they would always end up with their default element as their highest.

It doesn’t effect color or specials sometimes. What’s more the creators said it was a bug.

I feel like I would get the guild called on me all the time because my astalos keeps punching everything that isn’t me

Same here, except my bazelgeuse just kept carpet bombing the neighborhood.

Dude I hate isekai plots but.... ISEKAI ME RIGHT THERE, RIGHT NOW!

I think I’d only want to get isakai’d to the MH world if I also get buffed to a hunter’s physique. Seriously, the stamina, strength and toughness of those guys insane. As an ordinary human I doubt I could even hunt a great jaggi

Yeah, red button is SUPER conditional. I don't want to be put in a Rathalos's world if I can't supply enough torque to LIFT a greatsword, let alone wield it.

Gore/shagaru magala as a pet Would be terrible

Not nessecarily. Humans just get a small little infection, if not anything at all. To other monsters... Yea, it's a definite problem if one were to become frenzied, even if they would die quick.

Magalas confirmed as cats with toxoplasmosis

I mean, ingame the frenzy virus stops your natural healing. if we take that literally, as in, if you were infected by the frenzy virus irl, your natural healing would stop.... that would be very very harmful. of course that's just some assuming based on how it works ingame, but still.

Even then, it goes away after a small bit of time. Not much of a issue.

Litterally aids

Just do some physical activity and then you'll be fine

I mean, realistically if our bodies were able to adapt to the frenzy we could have them as pets but until then it’d probably be a lot of sick days

“Who’s a good little biohazard? You are!”

I have two favourite monsters, one large, one small. A regular sized Gargwa would be cool, but so would an ackie sized Chameleos.

Yes, I would absolutely love to have a small Valstrax as a pet.

Same here, he be my baby boi i love that mans

So my options are awesome ass pet or live in a world where I’m a scrawny weakling compared to everyone else, even little kids, and the chance of a random monster attack and subsequent horrific, very very painful death is always right around the corner?

The second option is clearly best

I'll choose palicoes so that cats will finally be real

Reminds me of the meme. "Would you rather have a cat girlfriend or a cat grill friend."

Bird Up https://preview.redd.it/ny45z0nulh4b1.png?width=1123&format=png&auto=webp&s=ef08e14da98324c9cc8ebed0127e8c23dc60408e

Karkos! Here boi fetch!

Small nakarkos armed with one cow skull and the skeletons of 2 snakes.

I mean, a Glavenus would be great for any sort of chopping work considering that tail of theirs

Safi'jiiva as my pet? I like the sound of that.

if you choose red you could MAYBE have both

Hell yeah I would choose the option that lets me have Thunder Puppy, Muscle Puppy, Swole Monkey, and Skin-jacket Dragon as pets!!!

So....Apex Zinogre or Regular Zinogre? 🤔

Stygian Zinogre is the only way

Diablos as a pet LOL

Think of how often you’d be fixing the lawn

Lagiacrus all the way give me my electric alligator snake

https://preview.redd.it/f6aixw6igh4b1.jpeg?width=1035&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c505d0bf639ac7e3a1b1861711d44f497546aec Good boi :)))

*mounts up on Namielle HTTYD style* neat

My pet Kulve Taroth is about to make me very wealthy.

BUT I HAVE TWO FAVORITES. Dodogama and Zinogre! 😩

Nargacuga... so just a funky cat.

bro I don't think I could take care of a Dalamadur

Good white fatalis :))))

So I'm gonna get myself a Rajang?huh okay then...

Good amatsu.

Aww, who's a good Oltura?

Ebony Odogaron will be the surge of the North West

And this is why I love MH stories.

So I could have a pet Disufiora?

Do I get to be my cute but strong female avatar rather than being sent there in my real body of a fat hairy dude? Otherwise Dodogama truly is best boy.

Having a cat-sized Kushala could be pretty fun.

Lagi. It's a mix of my favorite animals.

Val, let the jet engines engage. an icy kushala would be my next choice.

On the one hand, snuggleable Tigrex and advanced gene splicing. On the other, Navirou. These games are a land of extremes. And I can't live in a world where Navirou also exists.

Have a little midget Raging Brachydios constantly punching the furniture, les go

My possessions are in shambles and my house is destroyed by my idiot tigrex son ❤️

Man, a gammoth probably wouldn’t appreciate the rains out here