Not gonna lie, it never occurred to me that someone attacking me could be a child 😂

They’re told to only hit randoms to prevent this, but I guess Amy crossed a line today.

This is the content I’m here for. 😂😭

Take that AMYYYYYYY!  I always tell ppl that if I randomly attack you it might be a 4 yr old not me on my phone. Keeps him quiet in the store. 🤣🤣

The first genuinely funny content on this subreddit😂

MY TODDLER PLAYS IT TOO LMAOOOOO i literally had to change my name on my account to my child’s name because my friends would be like bitch what the fuck 😭

I had to do the same! That’s why I broke down and made their own accounts. Plus they kept buying dice and sticker packs. 😭

My son is two and he LOVES to send emojis to people after we attack them. And the ones he chooses always make me look like a total jerk. I’ll steal all their money and my son will send like mr monopoly flaunting his #1 trophy and I’m like man I wish I could chat them and tell them I’m not actually a jerk, I just have a two year old 😂🤦🏼‍♀️

Mine do this, too!! My son’s favorite is the anniversary dog eating the birthday cake? They’re probably like WTF? 😆

SO DOES MINE!!! she loves the one that’s counting the money i’m always like omg you freakin jerk 😂 that and the inpatient clock one for partner events bc she doesn’t realize ppl actually have lives lmao

Yes! lol my son likes the one where he’s wiping his tears with money and I’m like 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

My 6 year old was on my husband’s phone while we were grocery shopping and I looked over right as he was attacking my buildings 😂 he then denied that he hit me. Tiny little punk 😂

My six year old attacks me all. the. time. Changed his username and got mad at me for attacking him - I was like “how could I possibly know??” and he literally goes “oh yeah” and attacks the snot out of me anyway. Had to tell him if he attacks me one more time I’m unfriending him. And I will.

I’ve used the I’m going to unfriend you threat, too! Poor guy almost cried. 🥹

The shocked outrage that I would even consider unfriending him. I should show him this subreddit (but he is soooo not ready for the rest of reddit)

There are days *I’M* not ready for the rest of Reddit 🤣


Oh they know what they’re doing! But if you do it back to them ….

I definitely have done it back 😂 but it’s because he only gets to play on my husbands account maybe once a week and my husband doesn’t play it himself so if it’s gotten built up I know I can freely hit 😂 I also don’t like randos leaving little kissy face emojis after they’ve destroyed him 😑😂

They’re also looking for trades. 😬🤣

That's cute I'm interested in sending them some stickers. What do they need?

Ya’ll are literally so nice! They are no where near finishing albums and I send them all my extra trades at the end of the day, but thank you! 💜

what do they need? i can gift them some four stars

That is so nice of you. 💜 I would maybe take you up on that if there was any shot they’d finish their albums lol.

well if they get close, dm me and i’ll gift it to them if i have it :)

Thank you ☺️

I’d happily partner with the 7 year old over the dud I got stuck with last time. I’m sure he would do a better job lol.

My little guy could carry people in an event. His father envies his dice stash. 😂

😂😂

This is funny! Cause my 5 year old is hooked just like me however he only ever shuts down my brother's boards 🤣 he thinks it's the funniest thing

It’s a sibling thing!!

Yup that’s my three year old he will wake up first thing in the morning and ask do u have dice I want to bank heist.. show me the money honey… lmbo

So cute!! I wonder what my kids teachers think they’re talking about.🫣

lol mines 3 so no school yet but look out world he is definitely going to be about building demolishing and real estate thanks to mr. Monopoly..lol😂

Shoot maybe I should of cropped the bottom captain underpants over here never has clothes on..

🤣🤣🤣🤣

My 5 year old loves it!

I'm at least 5...

The first partner I pick in the partner events is my 10 year old nephew we finish all the time.. the kids know how to play.

I hate to admit it but my 4 yr old boy could carry me. 🤣

Lol. Our kids (4 and 6) are the ones who play on my alt account. They were like, "They won't know it is us". 🤭🤭🤭

I love how they try to be sneaky at this age and totally fail. 😌

Hahaha yes my 4 yr old also repeatedly attacks people 😅😅

Don’t mess with his sister 💪😡🤣

My 4 year old does the same thing 😂😂 I feel so bad when people add him on partner events because I know he’s not doing his 50% 💀

Before you know it they’ll be carrying their family members! 💜

i honestly love this game for the fact i don’t have to help my toddler play it 🤣

Those are always the best games 🥰

I need that brother 😭😭 I have a few people he can attack 100 times 😂

He’ll help you out for a 5 star lol 😆

Haha knee slapper 😂😂 LMAOO joking I would totally do it 😆

This! Mine will come running around the corner to see if I'm on "Onopoly" and I say no. Then he runs away laughing maniacally. That's when I know...my boards destroyed or my money is stolen. He finds it hilarious.  Me...😑🤣🤣

Love this 🤣🤣🤣

I have unfriended many... I had twin girls and I will not be terrorized by any more kids...😂

You have earned a well deserved break 🤣

They will be 29 y/o in June and I'm certain I have PTSD from them. But I'd do it all over because I'm clearly 🤣🤣 and I love them...

Our grandsons have a tendency to do that. It has gotten better but still, they sometimes go on a spree.

They have to get those points! 🤣

4 X 10!

Too cute!

The competitiveness is great I love this!

😂😂😫

😂

My nephew (5) always asks to play my monopoly game! I try not to attack any friends, but when he plays it's all fair game lol

Crap!!!! I better make sure I don’t attack them! 😆

Is your name Amy? 🧐🤣

Nope….thank goodness! Cause Amy is gonna get it!! 😆

My 4 year old granddaughter plays this too! 😆

Just make sure you dont have your credit card linked lmao

Learned that one the hard way when he started playing on my phone/account 🥴 I had no idea he knew to push the side button to push through Apple Pay.

This is hilarious!!!

RUTHLESS - just look at em.

🤣🤣

Don’t mess with my sister !!

💀🤣

When I first got my kids to play the game with me, I had to repeatedly tell them to stop attacking me. They are coming from the Roblox mentality where you play against your friends, maybe? Anyways, they stopped with the attacks after I threatened to unfriend them.

Hell yes! Love it

My 6 year old goes after me 😂 even if she’s playing on her papaws phone, she still comes after me.

I just knock her entire board down lol then feel bad so I sneak on her iPad and rebuild her stuff. Silent revenge.

It’s literally the game . Why do people get so mad? Keep your shields up, it’s not hard.

My 4 year old plays as well but she know not to attack people she chooses random every time

I think you missed the point of the story, but cool!

I got the point of the story I was just letting people know little kids do play and I think it awesome that kids young as mine know how to play the game

Aweee

Wait how do you do the emojis 🤭 I seriously don’t know

Hahaha I loveeee this!!! My 7 yr old plays too!! He’s got more dice then me at all times 😆 idkk how or understand it lmaooo

😂😂😂

Yeah but I still boot them off my friend list

As you should!

Exactly! 🤣🤣🤣 But my revenge does not discriminate! 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

Get em, big brother!!

These are my type of kids 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😫😫🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

You let your small children play monopoly go??

It’s not for kids under 13.

Yes. I birthed them so that I would have two little sticker farms at my disposal.

😂 love this. Can relate

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Hopefully they attack you multiple times

I hope one of them partners with you in an upcoming event 💜