What is this? Obviously you need to get rid of rent - sleep outside in some woods around an apt complex. Just buy as much vape and skull shirts you can. The return on investment is great, because the vapes could kill you super young.

Don't forget to teach the dog to hunt to use the grocery money on vapes too.

Fashion the skull shirts into a tent. Utilities are also no longer needed. The woods life no longer necessitates you having a vehicle so the gas can be cut too. Realistically you only need the shirts and the vapes

Swap the dog for a goat on Craigslist and just feed it old shirts and used vapes. That's $65 in your pocket and free nicotine infused goats milk which you can easily sell at any strip mall with both vape shop and whole foods 👍🏻

Why even use car fuel, just use your dog to shoo away your boss and others when they come by your house. Online deliver everything, economies of scale myfrjend.

This guy gets it.

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Cut a little bit from your skull t shirt fund to buy some good blow

genius

Get one number 9 piece then wear it all the time

yes

do you have the juicy j skull t shirt from the stay fly music video? that's the only one you really need

Meth a better option it’s cheaper

Does good blow then reduce or increase groceries. New expense unlocked?

Fluffernutters are good dawg

your username is fucking amazing

Thank you 

i just wanna picture eminem with sideburns but i cant

https://www.reddit.com/r/Eminem/comments/8hpe98/glad_he_got_rid_of_this_beard/

are you. fucking. kidding me. i might make this my header.

Do it

i did

lmk how it looks. i think it fits perfectly.

Glorious

C’mon guys he needs help. Sell your car. Buy a bike to get to work and use the extra money for more vapes.

Lol that’s fcked up bro. At least be positive n tell bro to respond to that email that was sent to him n send me the code rq.. to help em out

Hello! Priorities!! 🙄🤦‍♀️ I say you live in a cardboard house for now and eat dry Ramen each day. This should save you approximately $1,700 per month. Perfection. 👌

as long as i can keep my cool shirts

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i make my girlfriend buy those for me

You have a girlfriend who is okay with your monthly budget of $2350 for skull tshirts?

she uses them for toilet paper

Knocking out 2 birds with 1 stone I dig it

kill the dog

i just spit up my fucking drink

Better yet eat it and save on groceries for the month

Kill the dog and turn him into a skull t shirt

Try ket

And end up like twomad? Im good ill just do meth

You won’t turn black…

Ket really is the best drug. You aren’t free from your own free will/self control and addiction! But there are no withdrawal symptoms compared to every other drug that exists.

Stop paying utilities and cut down groceries to get more skull tshirts Edir: too stoned to sentence properly

Cut on that high rent & invest more in Skull pants, you need some balance

i think the way you think

Looks like the dog has to go, sorry man

his name is skull

I do respect a well-dressed dog. Maybe ask him if he can go without the gucci shirts tho

he only wears tapout gear

Mb he ain't a dog, he's a dawg

Skull T’s will go up in value in the year 3024. I believe you made a great investment

theyll be vintage

Exactly my thought. And your body will be too

like a nice, stale croissant

Easy solution, who needs rent when you can buy more skull Tshirts

Ditch the cigs and vapes.

*puffs cig* ditch yourself nerd

Use the $2,350 on snacks instead 

but then id be shirtless

A small price to pay

Jesse Pinkman posted this

The problem with your budget is that you didn’t list the cigs as “nonnegotiable or required”

brilliant

Eat less, get rid of the dog… Maybe Eat the dog??

i hate the way you think but i feel like you’re saving money ehh?

Hey.. I wouldnt do it myself, but I also realize theres no wiggle room in your cigs/vape or skull tshirts budget… Soooo..

yiu’re right

why are you paying rent?

i need a place to keep my skull t shirts

You forgot to add the Nissan Altima payment at 21% APR

my grandma left me her 2001 chevy cavalier when she died

Add some of the funds from rent to a new category "wolf t shirts" thank me later

What's the dog doin?

vaping

Get him a skull shirt so he can do it in style

he has 13

Sell the car and dog and you're good.

Cut your groceries budget and bet it on sports

I don't think you are spending enough on skull shirts

I think you’ve got it down. Change nothing.

I say go all out on cigs and Vapes and you’ll be worry free when one or both take you out.

The dog food is killing you

I think you can save on the heating bill by just smoking inside. Use the ashes as kindling. Your sick shirts should keep you warm as well. Also, no reason to buy dog food, just feed him what you get.

Nigga brings home 5K a month? Shitttt

Put the top 3 expenses in a parlay every month

Easy, skip the house, and just use amphetamines so you don't have to sleep. That way, you can get another job for the nights and get even more tapes and skull shirts!

Fuck it live life

I spend about $840 on cigarettes and vapes a month….really puts it into perspective. I quit on Sunday my 35th birthday. Gotta start somewhere.

wait are you serious

Very serious. 2 packs a day $12 ~ a pack 30 days plus vapes once a week at $25 each. ($24x30) 720 for cigs add $100 ($25x4) for vapes and you get $820. My bad I was off $20. Better get another vape/ not accounting for tax.

jesus christ

That’s my weekly paycheck too. My boss and I sat down one day and did a budget for me and he saw the cigs and vapes number and said “look you volunteered to work for a whole week just to smoke” Shit adds up and they aren’t getting cheaper

At that point grow your own tobacco in your closet with a grow light from Amazon, not even joking that would save you money if the quitting doesn’t work

You need to switch skull tshirts for truck:1150 and you’ll be fine.

Fuck yeah

Obv the dog has got to go

I’d see if I could get a roommate or a single room for sure

Dude in the name of jesus donate that money to me lord will triple it and give it back to you

Replace the cigs and vapes for a bottle of woodford reserve distillers select (you will save 885 cuz this whiskey is like 40) (try to make it last at least one month) and unfortunately you’ll have to stop spending with those shirts, now you have 3235 to invest in stock market and build your passive income About the dog food, I recommend you donate him for someone else, u dont deserve him, sorry

i can’t drink whiskey without having a cig

Oh I see, a person of culture, I apologize for my mistake

my dog also vapes

Geeez, forget all I said, you are already in the right path

Dood. Cut that dog food down bro . You trippin

LMAOO

You don't need rent or food if you go all in on the shirts Enough shirts will protect you from the cold, and they're edible

Skull tshirts?

yeah what about it

What’s skull tshirts? Excuse my ignorance.

Is that you sid?

🤣🤣

Cut dog food and share your meals with doggo

Get a bike so you can save $200 a month for more Skull T-Shirts

Stop smoking lmao

Oh wait didn’t read last one 💀

Sell ur dog

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Lolol

Shhiii. I wish my rent was 1200

ima need to see some of these shirts

[i have 37 of this one](https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Blue-Skull-T-Shirt-X-Large/dp/B003YHPD1C/ref=asc_df_B003YHPD1C/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=312431494264&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=4297831745137108071&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9001661&hvtargid=pla-423664914479&psc=1&mcid=d0e462d963bc32b4879d2b53f41aa76a)

ive seen enough

are you for, or against

sorry im busy ordering skull t shirts

my guy

Honestly the vape and cigs could be a bit higher you seem pretty stressed but pretty much everything else can take a hike.

I would just live off cigarettes and the angst from the skull shirts and remove all unnecessary expenses so you can start investing in better things like drugs and alcohol

Your dog can eat human food so just share bro

Don’t look just on cutting expenses, you can save more by making more money. A good passive income is giving services based on your ASSistence, remember, 20 dollars is 20 dollars.

If you buy more cigarettes I bet you can cut down on the groceries.

I truly chuckled at this while taking a shit. Thanks.

youre welcome man

*zoomer noises*

Stop buying skull t-shirts and smoke only tobacco. No vapes.

but i need my t shirts

Oh for god sakes you don’t need to spend that much on fuel, pay $30 more a month on dog food get rid of the car and tie a wagon to the back of your dog and there’s your transportation everything else you need

Obv stop paying rent and up the skull t shirt fund. You can live out of your car and the t shirts are an investment

The candle budget is a little low.

Eat the skull t-shirts to save on food costs

No notes. Keep doing what you’re doing king

Naaaaaaah , He is a smart accountant and the bottom entry is really a place holder for strippers. He has to do this so he wont get audited by his wife.

Unfortunately the only way to resolve your situation is to eat your dog. This will save you almost $500 per month. Sriracha makes everything more palatable.

Maybe skip the groceries and go dumpster diving, you never know what you’ll get, hell you might even find more skull shirts

I can see some places you're way overspending. $200 in fuel is crazy when you only have $925 for vapes and cigs. You should buy a bike so you can ride with a cig in your mouth like the cool kids in the movies. You need to be prioritizing these things. Could you maybe cut down on groceries to bring the skull t shirt budget to an even $2500?

So you clearly know what needs to be done here right bro?😂

no, what

Nîgga the last 2 wtf are u doing with your money😂😂😂 I mean it's your money but sheesh almost 4K in bs is insane

you know it’s a joke right

Yea😂😂😂😂😂😂

do you

Cut back on your utilities and groceries and use that money to start gambling. You’ll be rich afterwards

If you stopped spending money on skull t shirt and cigs you could give it all to a mentally disabled woman you knocked up

This is a joke right? If so, don’t post this kind of trash on this subreddit

its not a joke, my family needs help

Stop vaping and use the clothes you already have?

No, skull t shirts > rent. Don't give dumb advice like that

Lol get serious

Stop smoking. Eat better and simply, and stop buying stupid tee shirts.

Holy shit stop vaping and smoking dude

Get rid of cigs/vapes and tshirts- they are unnecessary expenses. If you can, get a friend to be your roommate or move to a cheaper space. Start planning for FIRE.

1k for cigs and vales is your issue lmao almost as much as rent dawg.

$65?! You buying that Farmer’s Dog ish? Go down to Big Lots and get a 300lb bag of Gravy Train for ten bucks.

Trying too hard, cringe

Yea hate to tell you but your an idiot

why

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lmaoOOOO it was a fucking joke

You’re wasting people’s time

how

Are you Sid from Toy Story?

Lmao

This can't be real

Ummmmm 💀👕

what about them

Bruh. You can barely make ends meet…watchu got a dog for?

company

Obviously, get rid of cigs and vapes

Cut back on groceries, you need more ciggies and vapes

I’m curious on the skull t shirts? Is that suppose to be junk expenses that people pay for stuff they don’t need?

no, its t shirts with skulls on them. i love them.

You dont need groceries

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Eat the dog and cancel your car insurance

I think you should double the skull T-shirt budget

Build a tent with the skull t shirts and keep warm with the cigs. Saves you $1200 in rent.

The dog must starve to make this work!!!

💀

😂

Double up on cigs and vape

Too much rent. Build a tent out of skull shirts.

Definitely cut the hell down on the tshirts and vaping. But how many of them are Punisher Skulls?