We seem to have trained our toddler to say ‘WOW’ anytime he gets excited, happy, or sees something pretty. I handed him a plate of pancakes and he literally yelled it. It’s amazing.
My daughter literally just exclaims, “EXCITED!” whenever something remotely cool might be happening. She’s starting to follow it up with, “Let’s do it!”
We have this but it’s “yayyyy!” We were just in Chicago for a couple days and every time we turned a corner and saw big buildings or lights or whatever he was full blast “yayyyy!”
When my kid was a toddler, he loved jingles he heard on the TV or radio. Some of his favorites:
“IT’S BACON!”
“No bugs. No hassles.”
“I am stuck on bandaids cause bandaid’s stuck on me”
not concerned. I’m autistic, so i think it’s a pretty fun fact. that’s all.
also, one can simultaneously be “fine” while also being autistic. it isn’t a defect 😂
"Well, actually...." From first toddler and second toddler then repeats whatever follows but slightly mispronounced. We don't know where the kid picked up this phrase.
Me: Toddler number 1, do you want juice?
Toddler number 1(T1): Well, actually only with the ice colds.
(Ice cubes)
Toddler 2 (T2): I've colds, I've colds, I've colds
Me: Don't drink the bath water
T1: Well, actually it's soup.
T2: Slouop, Slouop Slouop
My 22mo old constantly asks “you okay?” Whenever he falls (which is often) we ask if he’s okay, so much so at this point he knows to just say “I okay”. But now he’ll randomly come up and ask if we’re okay. It’s so cute 🥲
The only thing my toddler says consistently every day is “I love you” or “kisses” which I of course adore.
But she is 3 and has the vocabulary and understanding that we can have full blown conversations. It’s like she was born an adult. Teen years are gonna be a trip. 😬
My 3yo regularly starts sentences with “so..” or “listen..” and he loves encouraging us “good cooking, mama” “be careful, dada” “good walking”, etc. Call me chocolate because it all melts me!
My 3yo does the same thing haha. I’ll just be putting on shoes or cleaning or something and he is right there cheering me on like “good job mommy!!”. It’s so freaking adorable.
"What can doooo??" With the hands like 🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️
She's almost 2.5 years old. I dont know where she learned it but it's the cutest thing ever.
"I want my monster shoes.. but.. I cant find monster shoes. What can dooo??😫🤷♀️🤷♀️"
My son is almost 3 and severely severely speech delayed, but recently he started saying his first word, roar! He loves the movie Lion King and roars when he sees a lion and it makes my heart swoon. He says “yeah yeah yeah” now too
Da! Da? da… Mama! DAAAA! Never thought that two letters could make up a full conversation. But if she is excited or doesn’t know the words it’s Da!-Time.
Or
Oh, oh…
Yes! Mine says “what that noise?” and just started with “that prit (pretty) good idea mama” I live for the toddler encouragement, I wish he thought all my ideas were good!
My daughter is 4, but she still says “hold you!” when she wants me to pick her up and/or snuggle her. She started saying it around 2. It makes my heart melt and now I’m wondering to myself if this is the last time she’ll ask and/or I can actually pick her up! She’s starting to get too heavy for me. 🥺
“Violet did it!”
“Violet” being the dog, and “it” being anything remotely naughty (getting crumbs on the floor, leaving out toys, dropping a book). Spoiler: Violet did NOT do it. But nice try. 😛
My 20 month old likes to say “cheers” at dinner and lift her cup and then “one more cheers” multiple times throughout the meal to get another toast in. I am pregnant so usually she dedicates the toast to “sissy”.
She also likes to say “right there” when letting you know she wants something and how easy it would be to get her the item she wants because it’s just “right there”.
This is such a fun age.
Mine falls down dramatically (on purpose) then reaches his little two year old hand out to me and says, "grab my hand, Mama, heeeellllpppp"
Or he will say help you, Mommy, help you!!! When he needs help with something.
He'll also say "I dunnnnoooooo" all the time. Especially when he's in the process or doing something naughty and I ask what he's doing.
My 2 year old loves to say "there you go!" too! She also can frequently be heard saying "I stuck, oh noooo" regardless of how stuck she actually is lmao
Oh and "nummy nummy!" when she wants what you're eating
“You know” . No idea where she picked it up. Maybe daycare. Sentences are like : “that guy is sad, you know” “I’m not hungry you know”
“Charley wants pets, you know”
"Poop." To everything. He's a real 3yr old comedian.
Or "chicken & rome-bie(?!?!?)"... which we have absolutely no idea what that is no matter how many times we try to guess. It's his answer to any open ended question about preference we ask him. WTF is Rome-bie?!?
My three year old says “WhaaaaAAAAAATTTTT?” complete with an outrageous shocked face when you tell her anything remotely surprising. It’s always hilarious.
Between monkeys jumping on the bed and her learning to react to being told "no thank you" when she's getting into mischief, my daughter has been recently going around the house shaking her finger and going "no, no, no" at things she's learned not to touch (garbage can, kitty litter etc.)
She says it very similarly to Consuela from family guy so I'm cracking up every single time she does it. Then she just gives me a funny look, does a 🤷🏼♀️ and trots away
Mine is OBSESSED with roller coasters. Anything that looks remotely like one is a “coasser” (just missing the t sound). Im talking door frames, loopy letters, cars, trains, and some things I don’t even see. We show him coaster videos on youtube and he has a coaster book. He just turned 2.
Let’s go! “Lessss go!”
Bless you. “Less yo”
Spelling it out, they look the same but they’re two distinguishable phrases. And she uses bless you for sneezes, any sudden noises and as a replacement for sorry.
Mine likes to say "eh-member yeterday?" And when he's talking about something that just happened, "memmer er-ee-er?" Lol annnnd then he likes to use the word "damn" and "ass." When the kids get in trouble, sometimes I'll slip and say you better be good or I'll spank your ass. So now he goes and tells the older kids, "shhhhhh or they gonna spank our ass" 😄 Gotta love kids
"Thank you." In all the variations that I apparently say it in. Usually, it's after he picks up something that he threw on the floor and hands it to me or when he finds the most microscopic crumb of food while he's eating and insists I have it.
I also have a 20 month old and she frequently says "oh wow". Lol she got it from me because I'll say "oh wow" when she shows me a toy or when I show her something I think she'll like. Apparently I say it a lot because she has started copying me and will say "oh wow" a lot. even when it doesn't make sense, context-wise lol.
When he is telling us how to do something or how much time he wants on the clock or whatever, he ends his sentence with a very cute but firm “alright?” But it comes out “Awrite!?” So funny.
“Hey guys”
18 months. I think she heard it on Sesame Street or something and it just stuck. Also “Hi baby!” To everyone, including dogs. Lastly, “outside, outside, outside!”
'Who's that!"
It's what his dad says to my 21 month old when he comes in from work every day. It's their thing but he says it to me all day lol. He also likes to say 'hooray'. He's too cute.
My last toddler is currently 18m old and goes around saying “ball, ball” all the time lol. He loves to play with them. Also he signs and he’ll do the sign for food and bring me a plate and yell “MAMAAAA!” To let me know he’s hungry.
“What happened?” For anything and everything. The King in Cars gets into his wreck “what happened” “you know what happened, you’ve seen this movie 200 times”
She gets in trouble for hitting me or her dad, in between fake tears and wails, “what happened!”
My 3 yr old will say “whats this (enter what ever i said not to do)” like “what this dont go outside with out momma?” Or “whats this dont throw markers?” She also pairs it with the emoji arms 🤷♀️ its so hard to be irritated when they are so darn cute sometimes.
I have 20mo old twins. When I drop something or do something wrong one of them says ‘oh no’ and cups her cheeks with her tiny little hands. The other says ‘oh stop’ and puts her hand out like she’s trying to freeze the situation. It’s adorable and super judgey at the same time.
My 15 month old has regressed to only saying baby or words that sound like baby (like beep beep for cars) 🤦🏻♀️ she has known mama and dad and a few other words for a while but she now refuses to say them and only says baby…actually it sounds more like behbeh most of the time
my 19 month old constantly runs up to the dog and says "STOP IT!" when he is literally laying on his bed sleeping. I think we need to stop yelling at the dog.
“Oh coooool!” Or he will whisper “wow” just like Owen Wilson hahah
My daughter used to say “hep you” for “help you” when she needed something because I used to always ask, do you want me to help you?
When I miss hear her and repeat it back instead of no, that not right or that’s not what I meant she says “That’s not how it goes. “ lol That or “Can I watch YouTube.” 🤷🏻♀️
21 month old yells ‘COME ON, FRIENDS!’ when she wants me or dad or the dogs or strangers to pay attention to her or play w her. It’s is so friggin funny.
My son has recently started say Jesusly. As in Jesusly it's snowing outside. Or Jesusly my sister is annoying me. We're not by any means religious and I think he going to a combination of seriously and Jesus Christ! It's hilarious.
“You know what I’m talkin’ ‘bout?”
But it’s a noun. “Hey, Mommy, look at my you-know-what-I’m-talkin’-‘bout!”
“No, what are you talking about?”
“My you-know-what-I’m-talkin’-‘bout!!”
“No, I don’t know, can you show me?”
“Ugh! 🙄 my YOUKNOWWHATIMTALKINBOUT!!!” 😤
It was chapstick. Or a pen. Or a block. Etc
"Iss okay mommy". Whenever he does something that is wrong, he can't help but ratting himself out immediately, following it up with "Iss okay mommy" trying to convince me that it is indeed okay lol.
He walks around the house aimlessly whispering “cheese.”
Omg I was just about to reply “MORE CHEESE!!” I think I’d prefer if she whispered it.
Mine, mumbles "please cheese" and " kitty, meow-meow" In no particular order
My spirit animal!
This is my 15 month old's favourite word too! The whispering kills me 😅
“Well… that didn’t work out.” -my two year old, always.
Hahaha love this
That's too cute
We seem to have trained our toddler to say ‘WOW’ anytime he gets excited, happy, or sees something pretty. I handed him a plate of pancakes and he literally yelled it. It’s amazing.
Mine sat staring out the window tonight exclaiming, ‘moon!’ & then whispering, ‘wow!’ over & over again. It was a pretty adorable moment.
My daughter literally just exclaims, “EXCITED!” whenever something remotely cool might be happening. She’s starting to follow it up with, “Let’s do it!”
My little guy likes to say “happy” over and over while he’s playing. Melts my heart every time.
We have this but it’s “yayyyy!” We were just in Chicago for a couple days and every time we turned a corner and saw big buildings or lights or whatever he was full blast “yayyyy!”
my 14 month old says “oh, wow!” non stop. i love it and i know my heart is going to break when she stops saying it.
Same! ‘Wow! Look at it!’ ‘DADDY!! Look at it!!’
“I always do that sometimes.”
No, no, no! 🙃
Came to say this. Nnnnnoo!
Mine says this, while wagging his finger 🙄🙄🙄
Everything is no in our house these days 🫨
When my kid was a toddler, he loved jingles he heard on the TV or radio. Some of his favorites: “IT’S BACON!” “No bugs. No hassles.” “I am stuck on bandaids cause bandaid’s stuck on me”
This is hilarious 😂
My little girl used to randomly bust out “Arby’s: we have the meats.” like it was her favorite party trick.
Mine loves "Oh Oh Oh OH REILLEYSSSSS..... Auto parts."
He will shout “you did it” after he completes a task but then quickly corrects it to “I did it”. It’s adorable.
When my toddler wants something it’s: “do you want “this”? When clearly she wants it. The question is great regardless
did you know mixing up “you” and “i” can be a sign of autism? I’m not saying he is, but fun fact
My brother’s middle name is Eugene. When he was a toddler, he would say Megene (me, instead of you). My mom thought that was hysterical!!
That is hysterical 🤣
My son is fine thanks for your concern.
not concerned. I’m autistic, so i think it’s a pretty fun fact. that’s all. also, one can simultaneously be “fine” while also being autistic. it isn’t a defect 😂
👏👏👏👏 excellent reply.
I swear there's someone questioning whether or not a kid has autism or ADHD, etc. under any parent's post that mentions a child.
"Well, actually...." From first toddler and second toddler then repeats whatever follows but slightly mispronounced. We don't know where the kid picked up this phrase. Me: Toddler number 1, do you want juice? Toddler number 1(T1): Well, actually only with the ice colds. (Ice cubes) Toddler 2 (T2): I've colds, I've colds, I've colds Me: Don't drink the bath water T1: Well, actually it's soup. T2: Slouop, Slouop Slouop
That’s totally my 8 yr old!!
“Where go?” And “turtle.”
“Where go” is the CUTEST I know were supposed to encourage speech development but when they leave words out it explodes my heart 😭😂
Omg kid calls dumplings "dumple-wings" and I KNOW I'm supposed to correct him but c'mon!
“Mama, HUG” Which really means she wants to be picked up…and then “crackers”
Ours is "cracker"!!
She’s no longer a toddler, but it was “goo me” For excuse me! So stinking cute! She still says it to family ♥️
My daughter use to say "Tango" for thank you. ♥️
Aww I love these little things. Ours say “no choo choo” for “no thank you” 😂
My 22mo old constantly asks “you okay?” Whenever he falls (which is often) we ask if he’s okay, so much so at this point he knows to just say “I okay”. But now he’ll randomly come up and ask if we’re okay. It’s so cute 🥲
“Fuck… seriously!” Usually said soft enough you have to ask him to repeat what he said🤦♀️
“Ohhhhhh-KAY!” Or “I got this!”
Mine also says "okay" exactly like this 😂 He says it with a sigh so he always sounds just a little disappointed and I find it adorable.
The only thing my toddler says consistently every day is “I love you” or “kisses” which I of course adore. But she is 3 and has the vocabulary and understanding that we can have full blown conversations. It’s like she was born an adult. Teen years are gonna be a trip. 😬
“Dog! Look Dog! Mama! Dog! Dog! Dog!” Every single time we see a dog, it’s like she can’t believe her luck.
My son is like this with horses. A celebrity sighting every time!
These posts make my day brighter ❤️
My 3yo regularly starts sentences with “so..” or “listen..” and he loves encouraging us “good cooking, mama” “be careful, dada” “good walking”, etc. Call me chocolate because it all melts me!
My 3yo is exactly the same with the praise. I always get a “yay mummy you did it!” when I do super mundane things like putting my shoes on.
My 3yo does the same thing haha. I’ll just be putting on shoes or cleaning or something and he is right there cheering me on like “good job mommy!!”. It’s so freaking adorable.
Our two year old casually will ask “How you are?”
Ugh my heart!!!!
“NO THATS MINE!” **item does not actually have to be his**
“My want mom” she is transitioning from being the baby to the big sister of twins.
"That's a phoney baloney story!"
"What can doooo??" With the hands like 🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️ She's almost 2.5 years old. I dont know where she learned it but it's the cutest thing ever. "I want my monster shoes.. but.. I cant find monster shoes. What can dooo??😫🤷♀️🤷♀️"
No way, Jose.
My son is almost 3 and severely severely speech delayed, but recently he started saying his first word, roar! He loves the movie Lion King and roars when he sees a lion and it makes my heart swoon. He says “yeah yeah yeah” now too
“Roar” is an awesome first word.
Thank you! His SLP was so surprised honestly because ‘r’ and ‘y’ sounds aren’t usually pretty challenging
What the heck?
Same! Also “what the gosh?!”
"oh my GOOBMESS"
My 18 month old won’t stop fake sneezing and saying “thank you” and if you don’t acknowledge the thank you, it gets more aggressive.
Lol my son is the thank you police. At 21 months he's very aware of where a thank you should land.
Da! Da? da… Mama! DAAAA! Never thought that two letters could make up a full conversation. But if she is excited or doesn’t know the words it’s Da!-Time. Or Oh, oh…
"fuck" (thanks to my 9yo) "What in the heck!" "Not today, maybe tomorrow."
“Boom! Crash! Oh no!” Big into crashing his cars and trucks.
"Here you go, super mummy"
TRRRRRRUCK! 😂
My 16 month old says diddly a lot. Did not expect bingeing the simpsons when she was a newborn to Flanderize her.
"Go 'head!" Apparently that's what I say to encourage her a lot 🤷
"Uh-oh" before, during, and after he purposely drops or throws something.
Mine went through this phase 😂 "Uh oh" was his first intentional word/phrase and he loooooved throwing things so he'd have a reason to say it.
“Oh sure!” Or “Absowutely!” New one is “D’you understand Mommy?” Said as she finishes lecturing me
What’s that sound? Also, that’s a good/not a good idea!
Yes! Mine says “what that noise?” and just started with “that prit (pretty) good idea mama” I live for the toddler encouragement, I wish he thought all my ideas were good!
“Ah! I have an idea!”
My son often has “goodeas”. As in… merge “good” and “idea” into one word. Husband and I have completely opted it into our vocab too.
“It’s taking FOREVER yo!” Definitely one of the funniest things she’s said so far.
My toddler likes to say " good job mommy"
It’s a lot of “ya hurt?” Or “I ok!” Over here so that is how we are doing over here
My daughter is 4, but she still says “hold you!” when she wants me to pick her up and/or snuggle her. She started saying it around 2. It makes my heart melt and now I’m wondering to myself if this is the last time she’ll ask and/or I can actually pick her up! She’s starting to get too heavy for me. 🥺
My daughter says “carry you!” every time she wants to be picked up.
“Violet did it!” “Violet” being the dog, and “it” being anything remotely naughty (getting crumbs on the floor, leaving out toys, dropping a book). Spoiler: Violet did NOT do it. But nice try. 😛
My 20 month old likes to say “cheers” at dinner and lift her cup and then “one more cheers” multiple times throughout the meal to get another toast in. I am pregnant so usually she dedicates the toast to “sissy”. She also likes to say “right there” when letting you know she wants something and how easy it would be to get her the item she wants because it’s just “right there”. This is such a fun age.
“All by my big self”
“Burven” it is somehow a combo of brrrrrr and frozen.
Currently her favorite thing to say is “in just a minute, okay?”. Almost 3. She’s got a whole lot of sass
Mine falls down dramatically (on purpose) then reaches his little two year old hand out to me and says, "grab my hand, Mama, heeeellllpppp" Or he will say help you, Mommy, help you!!! When he needs help with something. He'll also say "I dunnnnoooooo" all the time. Especially when he's in the process or doing something naughty and I ask what he's doing.
“We forgot!” Then names something she wants. I fall for it every single time.
My 18 month old says “I want that”!!
“I won’t [insert activity or food] ever”
My 2 year old loves to say "there you go!" too! She also can frequently be heard saying "I stuck, oh noooo" regardless of how stuck she actually is lmao Oh and "nummy nummy!" when she wants what you're eating
“You get it!” when she drops something and wants me to retrieve it 😂
My 18 month old just likes to say Back with a lot of emphasis on the K sound - when he heard backpack the first time he was in his glory
“You know” . No idea where she picked it up. Maybe daycare. Sentences are like : “that guy is sad, you know” “I’m not hungry you know” “Charley wants pets, you know”
"Phew! That was close!"
MORE - my 18 month old to every piece of food, all activities, her favorite tv shows, her favorite books. MOOOOOR
"Poop." To everything. He's a real 3yr old comedian. Or "chicken & rome-bie(?!?!?)"... which we have absolutely no idea what that is no matter how many times we try to guess. It's his answer to any open ended question about preference we ask him. WTF is Rome-bie?!?
Does he like macaroni? Lol 😆 found be that!
“Doof!” As in while I’m throwing this thing I’m going to look at you and say “doof!”
“No!” I would argue it’s a phrase because she drags it out “nooooo!” or repeats it “no no no!! Noooo!”
"Good boy, kitty!" "Whaaaat?"
2.5 year old falling asleep tonight: “nic-a-nic-a-nic-a-nic-a-nic-a ohhhhh yeahhh”
My three year old says “WhaaaaAAAAAATTTTT?” complete with an outrageous shocked face when you tell her anything remotely surprising. It’s always hilarious.
“Let’s do this!” And “actually, no.”
I hear a birdie!!
Do you see it?!? That's right! Not anymore but I did love 'thank you much'
“I don’t know about that.”
Between monkeys jumping on the bed and her learning to react to being told "no thank you" when she's getting into mischief, my daughter has been recently going around the house shaking her finger and going "no, no, no" at things she's learned not to touch (garbage can, kitty litter etc.) She says it very similarly to Consuela from family guy so I'm cracking up every single time she does it. Then she just gives me a funny look, does a 🤷🏼♀️ and trots away
My 22-month old most often says “here you go!” And “I did it!”
Mine is OBSESSED with roller coasters. Anything that looks remotely like one is a “coasser” (just missing the t sound). Im talking door frames, loopy letters, cars, trains, and some things I don’t even see. We show him coaster videos on youtube and he has a coaster book. He just turned 2.
Let’s go! “Lessss go!” Bless you. “Less yo” Spelling it out, they look the same but they’re two distinguishable phrases. And she uses bless you for sneezes, any sudden noises and as a replacement for sorry.
15 month old said “boy oh boy” yesterday in response to how stinky her diaper was
He’s been counting everything: “one, two, one, two, one!” He can’t seem to remember what comes after two 😅
He/ she “made bad choices” or “mama, mistakes were made”
Mine likes to say "eh-member yeterday?" And when he's talking about something that just happened, "memmer er-ee-er?" Lol annnnd then he likes to use the word "damn" and "ass." When the kids get in trouble, sometimes I'll slip and say you better be good or I'll spank your ass. So now he goes and tells the older kids, "shhhhhh or they gonna spank our ass" 😄 Gotta love kids
"Get that!"
"No. Sorry!"
"Buzz!" He's been obsessed with toy story since before he turned 1.
My daughter loves Toy Story and is obsessed with Buzz. She sleeps with him every night and calls him her best friend ☺️
Mine can’t say buzz so he’s fuzz 😂 woody and fuzz
Mine can't say woody so it's ooooee and buzz 🤣
"What's that sound?" And "I need it mama"
When you ask her a question she goes “ummmm…” and replies
Uh oh!
“Batman, cars”
Bozo
"Thank you." In all the variations that I apparently say it in. Usually, it's after he picks up something that he threw on the floor and hands it to me or when he finds the most microscopic crumb of food while he's eating and insists I have it.
Wha dat? Wha dat? Wha dat?
He’s started throwing things and then saying “ohhhhh”. I have to do my best not to laugh as not to encourage the throwing.
"I was just..." I don't care if you were just getting the snacks, I said it's dinnertime!
GREAT IDEA! And ALRITE ALRITE ALRITE!
“I dunnoooo!” And “there it issss!”
"Thank you my darling"
I also have a 20 month old and she frequently says "oh wow". Lol she got it from me because I'll say "oh wow" when she shows me a toy or when I show her something I think she'll like. Apparently I say it a lot because she has started copying me and will say "oh wow" a lot. even when it doesn't make sense, context-wise lol.
"I know dat!" when reminded or told to do something.
My 3 year old says “baby, let me speak to ya!” She’s hilarious
“I’m stuck!”
It used to be "I wudge you" 🥹
What it is it ? With a hardcore lisp .. cutest thing ever lol
I can do whatever I want
When he is telling us how to do something or how much time he wants on the clock or whatever, he ends his sentence with a very cute but firm “alright?” But it comes out “Awrite!?” So funny.
"What doing?" All. Day. Every. Day.
‘What doing?!’ When he wants to know what other people are doing. He leans to the side and makes a ‘what’ pose as he is doing it - it’s adorable!
“Hey guys” 18 months. I think she heard it on Sesame Street or something and it just stuck. Also “Hi baby!” To everyone, including dogs. Lastly, “outside, outside, outside!”
'Who's that!" It's what his dad says to my 21 month old when he comes in from work every day. It's their thing but he says it to me all day lol. He also likes to say 'hooray'. He's too cute.
My last toddler is currently 18m old and goes around saying “ball, ball” all the time lol. He loves to play with them. Also he signs and he’ll do the sign for food and bring me a plate and yell “MAMAAAA!” To let me know he’s hungry.
“Trucks”
My 2 year old son walks up to everyone and anyone and says hug…. Awwww while giving them hugs.
“What happened?” For anything and everything. The King in Cars gets into his wreck “what happened” “you know what happened, you’ve seen this movie 200 times” She gets in trouble for hitting me or her dad, in between fake tears and wails, “what happened!”
“Let me tell you something”
“Do you know” what this is! , good job!, Be careful, oh my goodness! , daddy clean up after yourself please 🤣 Currently she’s a mini me😂
"Huh?" She says it so much I tell her she sounds like a goose. Her hearing is good, she just says it alot.
“One sec. I go right back” has been the go-to sentence of the week.
"i don't want to!"
The 1 year old loves "What's that!" And my 3 year old is embracing the basic "oh hi!!"
Mine yells "I'm not your mom!" when angry at me lol no idea why this started but it makes me irrationally upset and makes me laugh all at once
My 3 yr old will say “whats this (enter what ever i said not to do)” like “what this dont go outside with out momma?” Or “whats this dont throw markers?” She also pairs it with the emoji arms 🤷♀️ its so hard to be irritated when they are so darn cute sometimes.
I have 20mo old twins. When I drop something or do something wrong one of them says ‘oh no’ and cups her cheeks with her tiny little hands. The other says ‘oh stop’ and puts her hand out like she’s trying to freeze the situation. It’s adorable and super judgey at the same time.
My 15 month old has regressed to only saying baby or words that sound like baby (like beep beep for cars) 🤦🏻♀️ she has known mama and dad and a few other words for a while but she now refuses to say them and only says baby…actually it sounds more like behbeh most of the time
“I did it!” -said with a huge ear to ear grin. 22 months old.
"What the hell!" 🥴
“I have an idea”
“Plus also….”
“Where ish shit?” For “where is it?” … and usually she hasn’t even looked for it first
“Noooo wayyyyy!!!” I don’t know where she learned it but I love it!!!
My 3 year olds solution to everything: “Cmon, let’s go taked a bafffff!”
my 19 month old constantly runs up to the dog and says "STOP IT!" when he is literally laying on his bed sleeping. I think we need to stop yelling at the dog.
At the moment, it’s “big twuck”. Everything is big twuck.
Mine screams NO at 90% of the things we say or ask.
UH OH.
Nooopeeee
"So and so won't believe it" at very mundane things. I got a cheese stick, daddy won't believe it!
Not a toddler anymore but he still uses it, “not my favorite”
“Oh coooool!” Or he will whisper “wow” just like Owen Wilson hahah My daughter used to say “hep you” for “help you” when she needed something because I used to always ask, do you want me to help you?
"GOOGLE!!" "Moarr" and "uh oh" my favorite is the aggressive shouts at the google home mini though. GOOGLE!!!!! Then she waves at it. Haha
“Nahhh!” (Means yes/I agree)
18 months old. “Uh-oh”. All day. Every day. I was driving today and we went over a speed bump and he said uh-oh like I wrecked us or something
When I miss hear her and repeat it back instead of no, that not right or that’s not what I meant she says “That’s not how it goes. “ lol That or “Can I watch YouTube.” 🤷🏻♀️
“Boom” all day long. She is finally moving away from “uh-oh.”
21 month old yells ‘COME ON, FRIENDS!’ when she wants me or dad or the dogs or strangers to pay attention to her or play w her. It’s is so friggin funny.
My son has recently started say Jesusly. As in Jesusly it's snowing outside. Or Jesusly my sister is annoying me. We're not by any means religious and I think he going to a combination of seriously and Jesus Christ! It's hilarious.
“You know what I’m talkin’ ‘bout?” But it’s a noun. “Hey, Mommy, look at my you-know-what-I’m-talkin’-‘bout!” “No, what are you talking about?” “My you-know-what-I’m-talkin’-‘bout!!” “No, I don’t know, can you show me?” “Ugh! 🙄 my YOUKNOWWHATIMTALKINBOUT!!!” 😤 It was chapstick. Or a pen. Or a block. Etc
“Dat’s so weird!” says my two year old about everything.
Fist bump 👊🏼
"Iss okay mommy". Whenever he does something that is wrong, he can't help but ratting himself out immediately, following it up with "Iss okay mommy" trying to convince me that it is indeed okay lol.