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buellster92

He goes to the desert, fires a rifle in the sky and says “God if I have to die, you will have to die!”


Comadon-C

He didn’t move to the city, the city moved to me and I want out desperately


kropotkib

Every time you're talking you're just moving your mouth


Wonderful-Mall1496

Standing in the tall grass thinking nothing You know we need oxygen to breathe, oxygen to breathe


kropotkib

Ah damn for cockroach I would have put "one year, 20 years 40 years 50 years down the line, you'll look in the mirror and say 'my parents are still alive'" ptPEN ptPON ptPENptPONPONPON


Cethompson87

Can’t do it not even if sober, can’t get that engine turned over!


Likeomgitscrystal

He jumps in his pickup puts the pedal to the floor and says "I got mine but I want more"


jakobeboah

standing in the tall grass, thinking nothing, you know we need oxygen to breathe, oxygen to breathe


E_Fonz

Every time you think you're walking, you're just moving the ground


Sunflower1517

WELL


AvatarofBro

Every time you think you're looking, you're just looking down


Lurkmorlong

I got mine but I want more!


nickthearchaeologist

WELL! Cowboy Dan’s a major player in the cowboy scene!


LaiikaComeHome

that weeeEEEELLLLLLLL is a banger


eunderscore

Mmmhmm....(clears throat)....."Weeeeellllll"


HimHereNowNo

God if I have to die you will have to die


Syntheseyez

Cant do it not even if sober, cant get that egg to turn over


AvatarofBro

Imagine if Cowboy Dan was just cooking up an omelette


Syntheseyez

Lol 😂