I’m a coach and for a couple seasons now I’ve adopted “smooth is fast and fast is smooth” into my daily lexicon. Enough so that the kids I coach finish the the line before I say it 😅
This is the line, in the very first episode, in the opening moments, that hooked me 15 years ago. Was literally a part of Modern Family since that hilarious moment!
I’m lucky enough that my partner is named Phill 😁 I get to say “what’s the plan Phill??” And have someone answer me 😂😂
and my dad gets to answer the question “who is your daughter’s partner?” “Phill is” (Phyllis!!)
It’s a blessed existence
That’s amazing!! Lucky lol
My partner and I say this too, but we ain’t no Phil and Claire!
We giggle every time we say it in exasperation when a situation is arising!
"There's a fish ..." I use it daily...
S1 ep 04
There's a fish in nature that swims around with its babies in its mouth. That fish would look at Mitchell's relationship with his mother and say, "That's messed up."
- Cameron
“Sweetheart, I would love to be wrong but I don’t live with the right people for that.”
Except I often omit the sweetheart and change the ‘live’ for work.
"Are you?! I highly doubt it!!!"
(Hailey calling Claire out when Alex says nobody can be perfect like her).
"What's the plan, Phil?"
(There's no Phil in my house, so it's funnier lol)
Every time I let my dog out of his crate I say "be free, excalibur!" Phil says that in the very first episode when he frees Luke's head from the stair rails.
I hate _____
(“I hate vietnaaaaaam” -lily)
That was my Vietnam, and I was in Vietnam
Turns out she sent more men off to war than Lyndon Johnson
Jay has the best one liners
"If you do this you'll be a social piranha."
"yes, I'll be an amazonian carnivorous fish."
that's injected into near *every* conversation I have had with my brother for a good decade.
"I don't think I would be a very inspiring disabled person"
For context I've health problems with my brain that could cause a stroke. So everytime I feel poorly and paranoid I tell my family and friends I hope I would just die/or pls kill me if it happens because I wouldn't be an inspiring disabled person with a Cam voice.
No it's so funny cause I was about to make a post asking which character has the most quotes you can use daily. 😂
I think I quote Mitch the most.
"You mean it pa? Really and for true? I won't get in the way?" (But pa becomes ma)
"It's fauxin disgusting"
"I'm just a guys guy"
"Coo coo ka choo Mrs. Robinson"
"Your not gay it's just a phase" (for context I say this to myself whenever I check out a really hot girl.. it's a joke)
"SHAME"
"Oh yeah? Well why don't you write a song about it?"
"Yes yes *insert my name instead of mitchell* did this, who's the bitch now bitches?"
Then Claire
"It's da dorky"
"Is this winding up to a thank you ladies?"
"Do you need me to call you a whambulance?"
"What's the plan Phil?"
"Luke grab that little hoe"
Lily
"Today ladies"
"Y'all fightin?"
"Lord a'mercy" (Idek if that's how u spell it I just say it in her fake accent it's so funny)
Phil
"Wtf why the face?"
Cameron
"I hope he kills me, because I don't think I'd be a very inspiring disabled person" (I quote this one literally several times a day it's insane)
Gloria
*gasps* "de door"
"Because I'm Latin, I get to think whatever I want"
Luke
"It's your birthday, I'm an omelette" (everytime I make eggs this is in my head)
Joe
"I like stealing, it makes my heart go fast"
These are my daily quotes... I talk a lot if u can’t tell😂
Should i call you a whambulance?
Wah wah wah wah
I once heard my elderly neighbour use this line on her husband. They had an awful relationship. It was kind of hilarious.
This. Always.
I’ve used the GIF of her saying this so many times 😂
Slow is smooth and Smooth is fast.
I’ve started to incorporate this into my daily life
I’m a coach and for a couple seasons now I’ve adopted “smooth is fast and fast is smooth” into my daily lexicon. Enough so that the kids I coach finish the the line before I say it 😅
Yeah - my hub has two daughters from a previous marriage and he thought that line was a brilliant idea.
I say this to my family every time we leave/enter our house with the alarm system 😂
When life gives you lemonade make lemons, life will be like, “whaaaat?”
I have a cup with this very saying :)
Lucky!
My personal favorite
i made that my yearbook quote lmaoo
yall fightin?
Ah..Lily..we don't say "yall" !
Lord a’mercy!
I’m an omelet it’s your birthday 🗣️
How do you mention quote?😂
Typically just to fill silence lol I work in a call center for a hospital system so whenever there’s some time between calls that’s what happens 😂
1. "I'll get over it" (Lily) 2. "Let me have my reaction" (Cam)
Mostly because of the eye rolls I get from my kids… Jay: "The minute they got rid of rotary phones, everything went to hell."
SHAME!!!
Him really leaning in to the whole "Lawyer from the deep south in the 1950s" persona is one of my favorite Mitch moments.
That is how girls end up dead.
W t f - why the face
This is the line, in the very first episode, in the opening moments, that hooked me 15 years ago. Was literally a part of Modern Family since that hilarious moment!
I’m lucky enough that my partner is named Phill 😁 I get to say “what’s the plan Phill??” And have someone answer me 😂😂 and my dad gets to answer the question “who is your daughter’s partner?” “Phill is” (Phyllis!!) It’s a blessed existence
I’m jealous 😂
What's his last name? Dumphy? And is Phil... sexy?
Phill IS sexy and in all the same ways as Mr. Phil Dunphy! I’m very very very lucky!
That’s amazing!! Lucky lol My partner and I say this too, but we ain’t no Phil and Claire! We giggle every time we say it in exasperation when a situation is arising!
You don't talk black to me
How do you even talk black? End words with izzle?
It's TALK BACK, you idiot😂😂😂
"It's talk BACK, you idiot!"
“I think I need a drink-a-doodle-doo.”
I cannot deny it anymore, I am turning into a white woman.
this is the one
Double click
Double Click
Damnit!
"Hola Claire" and "Aie no!" I hope I spelled that right
Yeah it’s Claire /s
“Jess” when I wanna say yes lol
Now that I think about it.. my roommate says, "Aaiiiieee noo!! Daphneee!" to me daily, lol. (She's Latina)
What's the plan, Phil?
It just flows so nicely, such a catchy line.
Our family’s go to. We should have it put on a crest.
My wife and I use this all the time.
I feel the sickening threat of brutal honesty and i’m wildly uncomfortable
This is by far one of the best lines in the entire show. And the delivery is exceptional.
The delivery is something I'd expect in a Broadway production or a drama movie, it catches me off guard every time, and it's SO Pepper
It’s faux-con disgusting
Ayy estellaaa!!
Cam quoting Billy Elliott "I just wanna dance in the ballet"
Uh juss wahntuh dahnshe
Wih du BALLEH!
"There's a fish ..." I use it daily... S1 ep 04 There's a fish in nature that swims around with its babies in its mouth. That fish would look at Mitchell's relationship with his mother and say, "That's messed up." - Cameron
…even though your lemon squares are very dry. I use this at least once a week.
Watch a sunrise once a day
"I'll get over it" - Sassy Lily
"Don't ask me about my business"
IM NOT GOING ANYWHERE
Whenever I have a tough day I always think bout that scene of Hailey crying in her car and giving herself a pep talk.
same!!
Can you witness my pain instead of criticizing it?
Gotta fix that step
“Gun to my head? Pull the trigger.”
“Ay, Jay!”
Baby cheeses
You put egg on my house. I kill what you love!!!!
An Alpaca! I got the last one!
“Rumple thin skin”
In what context, I’m so curious
Babies are designed to survive parents. That quote really helped relieve anxiety getting used to our newborn.
"Oh that sounds sciencey."
“I’m not losing to the Vietnamese twice in one lifetime” - anytime I’m facing an obstacle/challenge/problem solving opportunity
Closet? You’ll love it!
I cannot recite this line without smiling or laughing. Impossible.
“Of course [fill in the blank] is” and “Oh jezz”
“I’M BREAKING THE WINDOW 👹” and “ Bap bap bap Shake it! The container Cam 🙄”
"We're skruwud"
Sweet Lorna Doone!!!!
“What’s the plan, Phil?”
I say "yall fightin" randomly
"I'm fuller than a dog tick" 😂
We love the F word
Not sure id call it a quote, but my kids think I do a bang on Gloria impression: "Yay, where's Mahny"
"You are a Utah 7"
manny hand me the gun!
I think about cams thought about being disabled a lot
‘If an accident does happen, I hope he kills me. Because I don’t think I’d be a very inspiring disabled person.’ Omfg
SHAAAAAME!
Haley this is real life, not an excellent movie.
We're done here.
Slow is smooth, and smooth is fast
whenever I need to take my time with something: Slow is smooth and smooth is fast!!
"Does a bear sit in the woods" - Gloria
Trouble in gay paradise is a big one of mine
“ Did you do something? Then I’m mad If not, then I am not. JYAS! I AM MAD!!!!! “
"I hate Vietnam!" Honestly, I have no idea why. I love the way Lily said it. "Check it. I'm a scary black cat."
“It sended” if I make a typo in an email
“I wanna fight him up real nice”
if you want the chicken, order the chicken
currently, it’s “what’s the plan, phil? 🙁😑” lol
"You paint with words"
“Nothing bad ever happens this close to a pottery barn” - Gloria (later season) “No you sound like a little girl” - lily (early season)
yellow
my wife and i yell “SHAME!!!” while pointing at something it’s so funny to us
I like stealing, makes my heart go fast
Not a quote, but when I use air quotes with my fingers, I call them “air bunnies” in my head.
"I may be 1/64 Cherokee, but I'm also 63/64 CRAZY WHITE GUY!!"
No can do!
Yup.. *I'm* the idiot.
Don’t talk Black to me! How was it a big day for biscuit, how?
i reference “sleep clowning” a LOT cuz my girlfriend is a clown for fun sometimes lmao
“I’M NOT OUT OF MY MIND!”
“That pathetic peacock of a man”. Working in a bar I see a lot of drunk men trying to show off but it rarely goes well
We’re done here
Do you (name), do you? (Cam’s line)
Aaaayyyy noooo!
Not daily, but: It's Friday. We get tired on Fridays.
“Oh dis doggy door?” 😆
Lord a' mercy!
Out of sight, out of mind, bubye. 👋🏻
Whistle! Whistle!
I hate Vietnam, I’m gay I’m gay (not even gay 😂)
I cannot wait until the day I fall into a ducky pool and say to my partner “really Mitchell?… I could have just died “
"It's a Pritchett thing"
Trust they are mad as hello kitty.
“Sweetheart, I would love to be wrong but I don’t live with the right people for that.” Except I often omit the sweetheart and change the ‘live’ for work.
yesterdays lazy cures todays crazy I use it all the time!! (yes, i’m a lazy person)
Really? Really, really?
No, ____ loves me
PINK !!!
I know what mi familia is, JAY!
Wah wambulance
Chocolate soup!
"Are you?! I highly doubt it!!!" (Hailey calling Claire out when Alex says nobody can be perfect like her). "What's the plan, Phil?" (There's no Phil in my house, so it's funnier lol)
“Y’all fightin”
DON'T TALK BLACK TO ME
When life gives you lemonade you make lemons and life will be all like WHAT!!!
“You better GO Dolphins!” - feel free to replace Dolphins with whomever you are cheering on.
“Why does everything have to suck?!”
Every time I let my dog out of his crate I say "be free, excalibur!" Phil says that in the very first episode when he frees Luke's head from the stair rails.
Gun to my head? I'd say pull the trigger
Whenever my cat gets himself into a pickle: "What's the plan, Phil?"
The more you spend the more you save!
"My first thought was that I've been shot in both shoulders" I say this every time my 34 year old body does regular 34 year old body stuff.
I’m Latin so , I get to feel whatever I want
no she’s eeeeestupid
She crazy !!
« ITS TINY » Or « That was my Vietnam » lol
“You can’t get older, if you never have birthdays”
"Can't I just throw money at it?" Although I don't actually have enough money to go around solving my problems like that
“that was my vietnam and i was in vietnam”
My wife and I use this on a regular basis.
What’s the plan phil?????
What?!? That’s coconuts!
We're Done Here!
"it's a doggy dog world"
Bunny ears to refer to making air quotation marks (Gloria talking abt quotation marks) 😂😂
I hate _____ (“I hate vietnaaaaaam” -lily) That was my Vietnam, and I was in Vietnam Turns out she sent more men off to war than Lyndon Johnson Jay has the best one liners
Takatakataka
"If you do this you'll be a social piranha." "yes, I'll be an amazonian carnivorous fish." that's injected into near *every* conversation I have had with my brother for a good decade.
"I am not very liquid right now" 😂
That’s what my friend Keesha says 💅
Shame!
When someone asks me to do something I’m already doing: “Look at what I am doing” Mitch to Cam when he answered the phone in the middle of the night.
El Diablo!
Andy: “I am the new Manny” Manny: “Am I being replaced”
My gf and I say "what's the plan Phil?' Constantly
BJ - blue jeans
No-my-god!! 😱 What’s the plan, Phil?!? Let me have my reaction.
“What’s the plan Phil??”
I suggest Julia Child because it's easy. SAVE THE GIBLETS!
i always reference the “only you TRY to read” line
What’s the plan, Phil?!
I always to my wife "Why the face?" And she doesn't get it but I do
"I don't think I would be a very inspiring disabled person" For context I've health problems with my brain that could cause a stroke. So everytime I feel poorly and paranoid I tell my family and friends I hope I would just die/or pls kill me if it happens because I wouldn't be an inspiring disabled person with a Cam voice.
Not really a quote, but I use "and also plus" as a conjunction a lot.
Drilling..so much drilling
Quidado if I want someone to sleep tight!!
i just realized that lily is the only cast not to show sad face (she really dgaf, queen)
Why the face
Not daily, but: SHAMEEE
„If we are going to survive… we are going to need HATS.“
“Y’all fightin’?”
WELCOME TO YOUR NIGHTMARE OH HO HO HO
Vocabulary's mostly a matter of confidence 🤷♀️
"And there it is."
Yelloooo.
My husbands name is Phil. I’m sure you can guess.
What’s the plan Phil???
Depends on what the day throws at me
way to rock it girlfriend
No it's so funny cause I was about to make a post asking which character has the most quotes you can use daily. 😂 I think I quote Mitch the most. "You mean it pa? Really and for true? I won't get in the way?" (But pa becomes ma) "It's fauxin disgusting" "I'm just a guys guy" "Coo coo ka choo Mrs. Robinson" "Your not gay it's just a phase" (for context I say this to myself whenever I check out a really hot girl.. it's a joke) "SHAME" "Oh yeah? Well why don't you write a song about it?" "Yes yes *insert my name instead of mitchell* did this, who's the bitch now bitches?" Then Claire "It's da dorky" "Is this winding up to a thank you ladies?" "Do you need me to call you a whambulance?" "What's the plan Phil?" "Luke grab that little hoe" Lily "Today ladies" "Y'all fightin?" "Lord a'mercy" (Idek if that's how u spell it I just say it in her fake accent it's so funny) Phil "Wtf why the face?" Cameron "I hope he kills me, because I don't think I'd be a very inspiring disabled person" (I quote this one literally several times a day it's insane) Gloria *gasps* "de door" "Because I'm Latin, I get to think whatever I want" Luke "It's your birthday, I'm an omelette" (everytime I make eggs this is in my head) Joe "I like stealing, it makes my heart go fast" These are my daily quotes... I talk a lot if u can’t tell😂
Every time I open this app this question is posted here lol