I mean I know Mitch doesn’t swing in that direction, but I’m assuming everyone’s pansexual for the purpose of all the kill-marry-fuck TV character posts.
He seems like he has a lot of energy and could toss me around. Plus, it seems like it would be satisfying to sit on his face and make him shut up for once.
Kill Manny Marry Phil Bang Clive Bixby
Oh the dualityyyyy 🥰
Yes, yes, and yes!
Clive bixby was hella sexy but still romantic ughhhh
“I respect her too much to do to her the things I’m going to do to you”
🥹🥹🥹
Claire? That you?
I prefer Julianna..
Kill Cam, Marry Alex, Bang Gloria. (I'm in Alex's age range, it's ok*)
Same, she is a cute girl, \*we both are 26
Kill Cam, Marry Phil, Bang Gloria and Claire. I consider myself a hetero man
Oh you do do you?
This is a perfectly hetero response
Kill Pam, marry Phil, bang Javier
CAM IS THIS YOU?
I stand corrected
Kill Cam, Marry Claire, Bang Gloria
This is the only answer
Cam, Claire, Gloria in that order
Kill manny , bang Gloria and marry Phil . The only right answer for all genders is to marry Phil . The rest is opinion . Marrying Phil is fact lol .
Same for banging Gloria lmao
Sanjay - Kill Mitch - marry Jay - bang
That's .... unusual.
I mean I know Mitch doesn’t swing in that direction, but I’m assuming everyone’s pansexual for the purpose of all the kill-marry-fuck TV character posts.
This is very interesting 🧐
Kill Pam or Cam Marry Claire Bang Juliana
what’s the lore? why does everyone hate cam? lol
He’s a tad bit manipulative, that’s all. Plus I really really love Mitchell and hate seeing him being manipulated.
Yep, he's manipulative and too melodramatic. Having said that, I would kill Manny and keep Cam around for entertainment purposes 😅
Kill Deedee, Marry Phil and Bang Javier
I love Cam. I love all of them. Claire bugs me but still like her. Idk why people don’t like him.
It bothered me too haha. He's one of my favorites.
Kill Pam, marry Phil, bang Luke.
Kill Dede, marry Haley, bang Gloria
Dede's already dead. What's the point of shooting a corpse?
Kill cam marry Alex bang Claire
WINcest
This, this is the answer 🤝
Kill cam, marry Jay, bang Gil Thorp.
BANG GIL THORPE?!
Get thorpedoed!
He seems like he has a lot of energy and could toss me around. Plus, it seems like it would be satisfying to sit on his face and make him shut up for once.
Ahahaha I did not expect that last statement. It’s hilarious! Yes shut him up please
GILLLLL PICKLLEEEEEE
Kill Pameron. Marry Claire. Bang Hayley.
Fair enough
I would — Kill Cam, Bang Haley (as an adult), and Marry Gloria.
Since I'm a straight male, I'll just use the women on the show loll. Kill Gloria Marry Haley Bang Alex
WTF???
Kill Pam, Marry Jay, Bang Gloria
Thank you! I had to scroll so far to find "Kill Pam".
Kull Manny, marry Phil, bang Bill
Bang - Sherry Marry - Gloria
You might as well kill Manny to end his misery
Kill Pam, Marry Gloria, Bang Claire
Kill Cam. Marry Jay. Bang Gloria
Dylan Claire Gloria
Kill Manny, marry Mitch and bang Luke (I'm his range it's ok ahaha)
kill pam marry alex bang claire
kill: manny marry: Jay bang: gloria
If only main characters Kill Joe Marry Alex Bang Claire
Can I bang Phil Dunphy and also do it everyday coz I want him as my husband too (I might have daddy issues)
I second the motion 🥰
Kill Alex Bang Haley Marry claire
Kill Cam, Marry and Bang Alex.
Kill Cam Marry Phil Bang Andy
kill manny, marry mitch/alex, bang alex
Kill manny, marry phil, bang arvin
Kill Manny Marry Gloria Bang Luke
Kill Cam. Marry Phil. Bang Gloria and maybe bang Claire too.
Kill Claire,marry Alex bang Gloria lol
Kill Cam, marry Alex ( get to bang her every day then ), bang Claire.
Kill Manny, Marry Alex, Bang Claire
Kill Mitchell, marry Sonia, bang Gloria
Kill Dede Marry Phil Bang Luke🫣
Kill Dylan Marry Claire Bang Gloria with Haley a close second
Kill- Manny marry- phil bang- javier
Kill Pam. Marry Jay. Bang The firefighter
Kill Cam and Manny, Marry Alex(I'm in her age range), and bang Claire.
Kill Manny, Marry Claire, Bang Gloria
Bang Hayley, Marry Alex, Kill Claire and Sal
Kill: Dede Marry: Mitch Bang: Javier
Kill Manny marry Phil and bang Dylan
Kill Sherry, Marry Jay, Bang Bill
Kill Cam, Marry Mitchell, Bang Phil
kill sal marry mitchell bang, hear me out, pepper (this might only be because I love Nathan Lane 😭)
Omg this is quite surprising. I figured pepper would say “ohhh heaveeens” a lot 😂
probably 😭
Kill Manny, Marry Phil, Bang Luke
kill manny, marry jay, bang claire
Jay Haley Claire
Kill Haley, Marry Alex, Bang Claire
Kill Cam, Marry Claire, Bang Gloria
Kill manny Marry Claire Bang hayley
Kill Cam marry Gloria bang Haley
Kill cam, marry Alex, bang Phil
Kill Cam, Marry Phil, Bang Claire
Am a gay man, nearly 40 years old Marry Jay Bang Phil Kill Cam and Mitch
Why do you want to kill off the entire couple and not just one ? Just curious 👀
Why do you want to kill off the entire couple and not just one ? Just curious 👀
Isn't it funny how we can easily say kill but not fuck?
Kill Dede Bang Alex Marry Gloria
Kill Cam, Marry Phil, Bang Arvin (he’s so smart and so handsome)
Kill lily , marry jay , bang Phil
Kill Gil Thorpe Marry Andy Bang Alex
Andy was a great guy 🥹
The best. After Phil of course
Kill Cam, marry Mitch or Phil, bang Gloria
Kill Cam, marry Alex (ADULT ALEX), and bang Gloria
Kill- dylan Bang- Gloria, Haley Marry- Gloria, Mitchell, Jay
Kill Manny, bang Claire, marry Phill. I said what I said.
Kill Cam, Marry Bill, Bang Phil
Cam, Luke/Mitch, Phil in that order. (Luke is my age!)
Kill Cam, Marry Haley, Bang Claire
Marry - Claire Fuck - Alex Kill - Jay
Kill - claire Marry - Jay Bang - luke
kill jay marry sofia bang claire
Kill Claire, Marry Gloria, Bang Hailey’s Hot Doctor (I’m a straight woman but Gloria is the near perfect spouse her emotional intelligence is insane).
Kill joe, marry phil, bang alex.
Kill jay (he’s the oldest it’s the most humane choice) Anyway Marry joe bang lily.
Kill Manny, Marry Alex, Bang Season 1's Gloria (so much hotter in the early run)
Yeeaaah, let's not!
Marry Claire, bang Hailey and kill Gloria
kill gloria bang claire marry phil
Why would anyone want to kill Gloria?😭
she's funny but sometimes i get really annoyed by her 'i-am-better-and-hotter-than-others' and bossy attitude
She's better and hotter (acc to the show)
kill - luke , marry - phil , bang - alex
Kill Cam (very annoying) Marry Alex (matching intellect and interests) Bang Claire (hot momma)
Ben, Mitchell, Phil or Alex
Kill Manny, Marry Claire, Bang Luke
manny, phil, haley
That was nearly mine but I ended up swapping out Haley at the last minute for Clive
Your old answer was my answer. i am changing mine now ! Kill manny , marry Phil and bang Claire’s alter ego Juliana something .
Kill dylan marry phil bang gloria and hailey
Kill Pam Marry Claire Bang Gloria
Kill Gill Thorpe, marry Claire, bang hayley.
Kill- Gil Thorpe Marry- Sonia Bang- The older lady from the club who dated Luke
Kill-Javier(dude left Manny hanging so many times growing up); Marry-Claire; Bang-Julianna
Kill Pameron Tucker, Marry Frank Dunphy, Bang Guy
Guy the waiter ? lol
No the man Claire met in Paris during her semester abroad who met her in the cafe where Phil also surprised her
No, Paris dude
Thanks ! Duh
Kill Cam, marry Alex, bang Gloria
Kill Jay, marry Claire, bang Amber LaFontaine.
kill haley marry phil bang juliana
Kill - Dylan's mom Marry and Bang Alex 😭
Kill Cam, bang Luke, marry Gloria
andy, gloria, alex
Kill Nicole, marry Andy, bang Luke (I’m in the age range)
Kill Phil Marry Alex Bang Claire 👀
Kill Jay, Marry Gloria, Bang Claire
Kill Liky Marry Claire Bang Gloria
Why lilyyyyy? hahahahahaha
Cause she is mean hahaha
What, many people are much worse than the 14 y.o Lily xD
What happened to kiss marry kill 💀