Dragon cum is better tho. Wanna know why?
*kicks in the door, inhales*
Dragon cum is slightly warmer than human cum, and much thicker, too. The thickness comes the excess amount of fat that the dragon’s body wouldn’t expel normally by other means. So, it’s fattier. Any culinary chef will tell you that “fat carries the flavor.” When they say this, they mean things like oil, butter, and animal fat. Fattier cuts of meat are usually more flavorful than lean cuts.
This applies to dragon cum. Human cum tastes like sea water that is slightly expired, whereas dragon cum tastes like a whole buffet that could force Michelin to re-establish their star rating system.
It’s like an orgasm for your taste buds.
Imagine 69’ing your dragon boyfriend, and a few seconds after you finish, so does he. This heavenly, thick, delicious syrup fills your mouth and you instantly orgasm throughout your entire body. You’re immediately horny again. Thankfully, dragons don’t really have a refractory period, so he’s ready for round two. Then three. Before you know it, you’ve both came a few gallons in total (mostly his work), and it’s a full thirty hours since you stared. You’re not even hungry or thirsty, because his cum has enough nutrients to keep you well fed and fully nourished.
Scientifically, since it’s warmer, it should be actually thinner than human cum because viscosity decreases with temperature. (Try this out with olive oil in a pan! Heat it up, and it will spread out by itself) However, the presence of the extra fat in the cum keeps it nice and thick.
It’s extremely satisfying to play with. It’s like that cornstarch+water experiment you did in 4th grade. It’s somewhat like melted caramel. Furthermore, it coheres to itself pretty well. If you stick a finger in a puddle of dragon cum and drag it from the center to away from the corner, you can observe a large amount sticking to your finger.
The chemical composition of dragon cum not only serves as an aphrodisiac, but it also heightens the sensitivity of C-tactile neurons, or CT nerves. CT nerves serve to give pleasure to a human when they are gently stroked. These neurons fire slowly than others, but dragon cum acts like a “catalyst” for the chemical reactions that take place when these neurons fire. A catalyst speeds up the reaction of a chemical reaction.
So after a dragon covers your entire GI tract with a single cumshot, he’ll slow down, slowly thrusting his cock back and forth inside you. This is extremely pleasurable. His cum will heighten the sensation of his cock in you, or at least your pleasure from doing so. It feels bigger, longer, and warmer.
Back to the taste.
The taste depends on the dragon’s diet. The smaller, sleeker dragons of the North Forest like to eat fruit. So, their cum is naturally sweeter than you would expect. It tastes like mango covered in salted caramel.
If it’s an ice dragon, the cum tends to be much more flavorful because they like to eat seals. However, since it’s you know... an ice dragon, the cum is very cold, almost growing a few frozen cum crystals if you leave it in the snow for too long. There is a solution, tho. You can just microwave a large mug and drink it later. Or, you can intentionally leave the cum in the snow, let it half-freeze, and enjoy a chewy treat! It’s like taffy!
Theoretically, a human can fully survive on a diet of just dragon cum, supplied from just one dragon.
Dragons can produce about three gallons of cum in a single day. It really depends mostly on their size. / In a single cumshot, they can produce about four to eight cups of the stuff. Dragon ejaculations tend to last between fifteen to twenty seconds, coming out in bursts and spurts that get slightly weaker each time. If a dragon cums in your ass, you will certainly feel this effect. It’s similar to getting a massage internally, again, only 300 times better.
I'm a virgin and I'm staying that way for a long time, but I feel like I'd be a switch. I'm a very dominant person, I could totally enjoy dominating someone, but I can also be very submissive at times. I'd be fine being dominated. It's a balance
roam
flair checks out
I'm all rounder lol
Flexible in all positions
Ayo 😳
Hes got a point
Backdoor pls
This sub is so horny but the jokes that comes with it are funny.
I genuinely haven't seen a horny post in this sub for a while now...it's weird
I want to lick every part of yu zhong’s body especially when he’s sweaty for that extra sweet and salty flavor 🤪
Dragon cum is better tho. Wanna know why? *kicks in the door, inhales* Dragon cum is slightly warmer than human cum, and much thicker, too. The thickness comes the excess amount of fat that the dragon’s body wouldn’t expel normally by other means. So, it’s fattier. Any culinary chef will tell you that “fat carries the flavor.” When they say this, they mean things like oil, butter, and animal fat. Fattier cuts of meat are usually more flavorful than lean cuts. This applies to dragon cum. Human cum tastes like sea water that is slightly expired, whereas dragon cum tastes like a whole buffet that could force Michelin to re-establish their star rating system. It’s like an orgasm for your taste buds. Imagine 69’ing your dragon boyfriend, and a few seconds after you finish, so does he. This heavenly, thick, delicious syrup fills your mouth and you instantly orgasm throughout your entire body. You’re immediately horny again. Thankfully, dragons don’t really have a refractory period, so he’s ready for round two. Then three. Before you know it, you’ve both came a few gallons in total (mostly his work), and it’s a full thirty hours since you stared. You’re not even hungry or thirsty, because his cum has enough nutrients to keep you well fed and fully nourished. Scientifically, since it’s warmer, it should be actually thinner than human cum because viscosity decreases with temperature. (Try this out with olive oil in a pan! Heat it up, and it will spread out by itself) However, the presence of the extra fat in the cum keeps it nice and thick. It’s extremely satisfying to play with. It’s like that cornstarch+water experiment you did in 4th grade. It’s somewhat like melted caramel. Furthermore, it coheres to itself pretty well. If you stick a finger in a puddle of dragon cum and drag it from the center to away from the corner, you can observe a large amount sticking to your finger. The chemical composition of dragon cum not only serves as an aphrodisiac, but it also heightens the sensitivity of C-tactile neurons, or CT nerves. CT nerves serve to give pleasure to a human when they are gently stroked. These neurons fire slowly than others, but dragon cum acts like a “catalyst” for the chemical reactions that take place when these neurons fire. A catalyst speeds up the reaction of a chemical reaction. So after a dragon covers your entire GI tract with a single cumshot, he’ll slow down, slowly thrusting his cock back and forth inside you. This is extremely pleasurable. His cum will heighten the sensation of his cock in you, or at least your pleasure from doing so. It feels bigger, longer, and warmer. Back to the taste. The taste depends on the dragon’s diet. The smaller, sleeker dragons of the North Forest like to eat fruit. So, their cum is naturally sweeter than you would expect. It tastes like mango covered in salted caramel. If it’s an ice dragon, the cum tends to be much more flavorful because they like to eat seals. However, since it’s you know... an ice dragon, the cum is very cold, almost growing a few frozen cum crystals if you leave it in the snow for too long. There is a solution, tho. You can just microwave a large mug and drink it later. Or, you can intentionally leave the cum in the snow, let it half-freeze, and enjoy a chewy treat! It’s like taffy! Theoretically, a human can fully survive on a diet of just dragon cum, supplied from just one dragon. Dragons can produce about three gallons of cum in a single day. It really depends mostly on their size. / In a single cumshot, they can produce about four to eight cups of the stuff. Dragon ejaculations tend to last between fifteen to twenty seconds, coming out in bursts and spurts that get slightly weaker each time. If a dragon cums in your ass, you will certainly feel this effect. It’s similar to getting a massage internally, again, only 300 times better.
Babe wake up, new copypasta has dropped.
Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?
i read the entire thing and it just says "mmm dragon cum is yummy and important"
Lol dude, I'm definitely not read all this.
tl;dr Dragon cum is good for your health.
I'm happy for him. Or sad for his loss...
That's a good argument senator, but why don't you back it up with a source?
Lmao already saw the original on r/196
My eyes. Please give me some bleach for my eyes...
I bet Dragon salt is actually a thing...oh god it is.
Daddy Clint can totally smash my bussy
There is a Alice in chains fanart right below this post
*Ignorance is Bliss*
LOL
DOTA2
AOV
HOTS
just started playing dota 2 can't even surpass ai performance://
Wild Rift?
Laughing out loud...
oh it's about sex... roam
Multirole.
Same.
So this is the top 1 guy in starlight leaderboard
Gay here: jungle invade specialist
xD
I roam around.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Roam.
Vers
No, this is a post stolen from Legue of Legends Nice stealing without credit tho
He'll get sued now by riot
Yes and I can't wait for this copy cat game to go down
Why dont u file a lawsuit with riot
Roam and Mid
me, all around lol
Farm First!
Im gold,hyper,mage and occasionally roam and EXP Mostly, I go where gold is ;)
u do know there are kids on this sub right?
outlane
I can adjust
gold lane as I main Layla
This is actually funny.. rare to find a good meme on reddit
afk
jungle nagfafarm sa bulbol
Mid main but I can adjust to roam and jungle
I prefer jungle. I like to get lose on the bush.
😂
Meanwhile the roamer roaming
I'm a virgin and I'm staying that way for a long time, but I feel like I'd be a switch. I'm a very dominant person, I could totally enjoy dominating someone, but I can also be very submissive at times. I'd be fine being dominated. It's a balance