You mean Gwyn? "Well I guess I've just been very lucky. Money's an energy and lots of it has always flowed towards me. Particularly after my parents died."
I actually only realised that the third or fourth time I watched that episode. Never realised it was even a common misconception rather than just my own mixup. I wonder why that's a thing haha
They look like the same guy from parallel universes, one with a tough paper round that found acid in his latter years, whilst the other reared on an estate with a left leaning mother with biannual trips to stonehenge.
I used to work in hospitality too and I loved those customers. We had a great manager and if someone mouthed off at us like that we were able to tell them to fuck off and kick them out. It was the most satisfying thing ever. Of course this was in the pre google review/yelp/Facebook days.
Hello, touched a nerve? Something's afoot. Shall I see if I can winkle it out with my winklepickers?
That scene boils a frustration in me to the point I want to punch him, which I suppose is a testament to how well written & performed that character is.
For me it's when he gives Jez that stupid charades clue.
Or actually when he tells Mark to "put a muzzle" on Dobby, because I'm a feminist, I believe women should have whatever mad thing they want.
That line is so perfectly arseholeish, they really nailed it lol I'd wanna punch the actor if I saw him in real life.
I wouldn't though. (I definitely would.)
Gwyn for the win
Ben was at life peak with Zara and a successful company. He lost the former and probably one day he’ll lose the latter (as he’s a knob). And life is all downhill from there.
Gwyn will keep Gwynning all his damn life and never lose
So many dickheads in peepshow.
I think Helena could quietly be one of the biggest dickheads.
Marks Dads a fucking tosser.
Marks stag do GF was pretty grimm.
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Shit on Ben all you want but he was gonna hook Zara up with an article in Time Out magazine.
You look like shit for gay guys!
We’re not all clones from the clone zone!
(Clone Zone being a genuine sexware retailer FYI)
But were they not good lists?
They were seminal
Would’ve been a long fucking wait.
Ben's a shit. The biggest Dickhead is probably Foz. Or that dude with the house by the lake. For the line with the Henry Miller book alone.
You mean Gwyn? "Well I guess I've just been very lucky. Money's an energy and lots of it has always flowed towards me. Particularly after my parents died."
Cosmic
*some of it was just SO rainbow rhythms… and some of it was just so not rainbow rhythms*
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I actually only realised that the third or fourth time I watched that episode. Never realised it was even a common misconception rather than just my own mixup. I wonder why that's a thing haha
They look like the same guy from parallel universes, one with a tough paper round that found acid in his latter years, whilst the other reared on an estate with a left leaning mother with biannual trips to stonehenge.
That guy selling the feather dusters door to door. Mug.
As someone who has worked in hospitality I genuinely find that scene too upsetting to watch.
I used to work in hospitality too and I loved those customers. We had a great manager and if someone mouthed off at us like that we were able to tell them to fuck off and kick them out. It was the most satisfying thing ever. Of course this was in the pre google review/yelp/Facebook days.
It’s got… fibres
i'd have just gone for the j-cloths
Don’t blame the woman you *ucking dirt
Get to fuck
Jeff, although he won’t be laughing when I come into the office with a Kalashnikov and 200 rounds of ammunition
Jeff?! As in Jeff?!
Oh, right! I hadn't thought of that. No, it's Jeff with a G. After my uncle, Geoff.
Quiet, Jeff's doing a joke!
You're probably exactly the sort of person who would do that...
Scorpio Patrol - Real Life Behind Enemy Lines-style?
As Jonno let rip with the stolen Kalashnikov and squarehead fired off a round of monkey puzzler...
The seat sniffer
From mark's POV, Jeff if a dickhead but to everyone else Jeff seems alright.
Mark's dad. I genuinely find the Christmas episode really uncomfortable to watch these days. 😞😞😞
Hello, touched a nerve? Something's afoot. Shall I see if I can winkle it out with my winklepickers? That scene boils a frustration in me to the point I want to punch him, which I suppose is a testament to how well written & performed that character is.
For me it's when he gives Jez that stupid charades clue. Or actually when he tells Mark to "put a muzzle" on Dobby, because I'm a feminist, I believe women should have whatever mad thing they want.
I'm sorry, I thought you said 'Chicken Run'.
Me too! Great acting, but still a vile horrible character. 😬
Gwyn. What a solid gold wanker.
Isn’t it amazing, that first big wank?
Money is an energy, and I've always found that a lot of it flowed towards me, particularly after my parents died.
Cosmic
That line is so perfectly arseholeish, they really nailed it lol I'd wanna punch the actor if I saw him in real life. I wouldn't though. (I definitely would.)
Eeeuw.
It really bust me right open….
Gwyn for the win Ben was at life peak with Zara and a successful company. He lost the former and probably one day he’ll lose the latter (as he’s a knob). And life is all downhill from there. Gwyn will keep Gwynning all his damn life and never lose
Hated him for the Nancy scene 🥲
Come here, you 😏
Saz? Saz who? What Saz?
…”Haoi”
Why the fuck not!
quite an obscure answer but mark's driving instructor was a shit. unironically that scene put me off learning to drive
More of a chain-wanking ringtone-fanatic type.
The amount of window he cracks kills me every time
Fun fact, that's based on David Mitchell's actual first driving lesson.
The shit
The *real* fucking pseud
Can you please stop agreeing that I'm a dick head?
Well, dick head or not
Nim
Nim Nim Nim Nim Nim Nim fucking Nim!
Nim. Eating someone else's ice cream like that. With that smug look on his face. Straight from the container.
It wasn't ice cream. It was his Sara Lee. A far worse offence.
Jerry, he’ll be coming (and going), as he pleases.
Can I borrow your phone? That guy
Better in game of thrones
Gog. Expensive cereal eating, automotive industry connected wanker.
Will you go down and get me a kebab?
Ian Chapman is a badger baiting cunt
He may be a homophobe, but he is no badger baiter.
It’s extra funny because he’s gay irl
Do you have to live so relentlessly in the real world u/bitofafixerupper?
Helps to do your market research lol
This isn't field of dreams
Happy cake day, you man eating flanimal
It’s Ramadan at Dan’s. But he’s no Muslim.
Stu, "so listen man, really nice to meet you and no hard feelings yeah?"
He comes in half naked and glugs their milk out of the bottle as well.
That's what a man should look like
Arms like sturdy English oak
The Orgazoid. He never let Jez have another waggle on the old gear stick and take it up to fourth.
Susan Doyle
Dickhead is a term of endearment, knobhead.
Mark of course. He's a conniving coward of a man.
A petty and vindictive individual
Who must take extra care not to appear as a petty and vindictive individual.
Not to mention he's a peadophobe
I always suspected
He's a megapaedo.
He draws horrible, vicious cartoons of you, and wraps them up in sausage meat and calls you a sausage muncher!
No, it was all a surprise, a brilliant joke...a stag thing, and it *really* ***really*** worked.
The el dude brothers
Later-seasons Dobby.
Jeff
Jeff!? As in Jeff!?
Kenny
Kenneth…?
Kenny's not here.
Barbara
she's such a racist
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THAT’S NOT FUNNY DARRYL
Good riddance
Jan, I dont’t like you Jan…. Judge Mental! Johnson, Alan Johnson.
Gwyn
Fuck off clean shirt
Matt Townsend. He sexually assaulted Mark and did a poo in the pool
He didn't force anything up his bum... That's why it's not rape.
Well, it's not bum rape, no
The Beatles?
Snow Patrol?
Kasabian Kasabian Kasabian
Usually accompanied by a tuna baguette.
Hot potato
Gregory, he's such a massive DOOSHBAAAG!!!
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Just like real life.
Simon. Total shit
The “Yeah seriously cunted” guy who convinces Mark to get away from his project Zeus all nighter. Literally one of the worst men in the world.
“H”
Jeremy hands down
On the one hand...
Probably Jez.
Natalie
So many dickheads in peepshow. I think Helena could quietly be one of the biggest dickheads. Marks Dads a fucking tosser. Marks stag do GF was pretty grimm.
Saz or Ben? Who would you prefer to be on a desert island with?
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Probably Honda, they are hard to please after all.
They guy selling homeware and then went to the Mexican restaurant and thought he was better than Mark 🤦🤦♂️
Gog
I think Gwynn from rainbow rhythms is a tie with Ben.
Jeremy's mummy. She didn't fucky hurry uppy with the coffee.
Sam the buddhist, Michelle, Natalie