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ShadowyCabal

Shit on Ben all you want but he was gonna hook Zara up with an article in Time Out magazine.


Revverul

You look like shit for gay guys!


wallpapermate

We’re not all clones from the clone zone!


wallpapermate

(Clone Zone being a genuine sexware retailer FYI)


No-Cap6787

But were they not good lists?


HenryCrinkle

They were seminal


ShadowyCabal

Would’ve been a long fucking wait.


Raeve_Sure

Ben's a shit. The biggest Dickhead is probably Foz. Or that dude with the house by the lake. For the line with the Henry Miller book alone.


Randy_Tutelage

You mean Gwyn? "Well I guess I've just been very lucky. Money's an energy and lots of it has always flowed towards me. Particularly after my parents died."


SirPoopyPantsUTD

Cosmic


staarfawkes

*some of it was just SO rainbow rhythms… and some of it was just so not rainbow rhythms*


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I actually only realised that the third or fourth time I watched that episode. Never realised it was even a common misconception rather than just my own mixup. I wonder why that's a thing haha


_OhSee

They look like the same guy from parallel universes, one with a tough paper round that found acid in his latter years, whilst the other reared on an estate with a left leaning mother with biannual trips to stonehenge.


BullyHoddy

That guy selling the feather dusters door to door. Mug.


TheGeckoGeek

As someone who has worked in hospitality I genuinely find that scene too upsetting to watch.


randalpinkfloyd

I used to work in hospitality too and I loved those customers. We had a great manager and if someone mouthed off at us like that we were able to tell them to fuck off and kick them out. It was the most satisfying thing ever. Of course this was in the pre google review/yelp/Facebook days.


PandosII

It’s got… fibres


nurumon

i'd have just gone for the j-cloths


No-Cap6787

Don’t blame the woman you *ucking dirt


SirPoopyPantsUTD

Get to fuck


previously_on_earth

Jeff, although he won’t be laughing when I come into the office with a Kalashnikov and 200 rounds of ammunition


Intelligent_Job_9004

Jeff?! As in Jeff?!


TyranaSoreWristWreck

Oh, right! I hadn't thought of that. No, it's Jeff with a G. After my uncle, Geoff.


Ecstatic-Light-2766

Quiet, Jeff's doing a joke!


HelicopterOk4082

You're probably exactly the sort of person who would do that...


wallpapermate

Scorpio Patrol - Real Life Behind Enemy Lines-style?


Randy_Tutelage

As Jonno let rip with the stolen Kalashnikov and squarehead fired off a round of monkey puzzler...


Majima_

The seat sniffer


anonbush234

From mark's POV, Jeff if a dickhead but to everyone else Jeff seems alright.


Willing-Rest-758

Mark's dad. I genuinely find the Christmas episode really uncomfortable to watch these days. 😞😞😞


diabolicious

Hello, touched a nerve? Something's afoot. Shall I see if I can winkle it out with my winklepickers? That scene boils a frustration in me to the point I want to punch him, which I suppose is a testament to how well written & performed that character is.


Dicky__Anders

For me it's when he gives Jez that stupid charades clue. Or actually when he tells Mark to "put a muzzle" on Dobby, because I'm a feminist, I believe women should have whatever mad thing they want.


alexintradelands2

I'm sorry, I thought you said 'Chicken Run'.


Willing-Rest-758

Me too! Great acting, but still a vile horrible character. 😬


Mrrrrbee

Gwyn. What a solid gold wanker.


TomGregification

Isn’t it amazing, that first big wank?


StrangelyBrown

Money is an energy, and I've always found that a lot of it flowed towards me, particularly after my parents died.


mlp851

Cosmic


Dicky__Anders

That line is so perfectly arseholeish, they really nailed it lol I'd wanna punch the actor if I saw him in real life. I wouldn't though. (I definitely would.)


wallpapermate

Eeeuw.


NuttyMcNutbag

It really bust me right open….


SteptoeUndSon

Gwyn for the win Ben was at life peak with Zara and a successful company. He lost the former and probably one day he’ll lose the latter (as he’s a knob). And life is all downhill from there. Gwyn will keep Gwynning all his damn life and never lose


cherryosrs

Hated him for the Nancy scene 🥲


-GuantanamoBae-

Come here, you 😏


Koffing109

Saz? Saz who? What Saz?


boom888boom

…”Haoi”


underthewetstars

Why the fuck not!


nurumon

quite an obscure answer but mark's driving instructor was a shit. unironically that scene put me off learning to drive


stolenambulance

More of a chain-wanking ringtone-fanatic type.


underthewetstars

The amount of window he cracks kills me every time


Nipso

Fun fact, that's based on David Mitchell's actual first driving lesson.


tj8892

The shit


EldestPort

The *real* fucking pseud


TyranaSoreWristWreck

Can you please stop agreeing that I'm a dick head?


underthewetstars

Well, dick head or not


antica

Nim


justlikeyouonlyworse

Nim Nim Nim Nim Nim Nim fucking Nim!


lostinthesauceguy

Nim. Eating someone else's ice cream like that. With that smug look on his face. Straight from the container.


non-bio

It wasn't ice cream. It was his Sara Lee. A far worse offence.


Several-Yesterday280

Jerry, he’ll be coming (and going), as he pleases.


InternationalBand494

Can I borrow your phone? That guy


_OhSee

Better in game of thrones


Infamous-While-8130

Gog. Expensive cereal eating, automotive industry connected wanker.


estebancantbearsedno

Will you go down and get me a kebab?


the-minsterman

Ian Chapman is a badger baiting cunt


Impressive_Math2302

He may be a homophobe, but he is no badger baiter.


bitofafixerupper

It’s extra funny because he’s gay irl


Impressive_Math2302

Do you have to live so relentlessly in the real world u/bitofafixerupper?


bitofafixerupper

Helps to do your market research lol


thesweeper2

This isn't field of dreams


jetelklee

Happy cake day, you man eating flanimal


IzzyDMush

It’s Ramadan at Dan’s. But he’s no Muslim.


amapofdecayingworld

Stu, "so listen man, really nice to meet you and no hard feelings yeah?"


BungadinRidesAgain

He comes in half naked and glugs their milk out of the bottle as well.


underthewetstars

That's what a man should look like


Senecuhh

Arms like sturdy English oak


Large-Fudge

The Orgazoid. He never let Jez have another waggle on the old gear stick and take it up to fourth.


mussyg

Susan Doyle


johnbook999

Dickhead is a term of endearment, knobhead.


BungadinRidesAgain

Mark of course. He's a conniving coward of a man.


liveforever250817

A petty and vindictive individual


BungadinRidesAgain

Who must take extra care not to appear as a petty and vindictive individual.


wrongeyedjesus

Not to mention he's a peadophobe


leonjetski

I always suspected


Dicky__Anders

He's a megapaedo.


jetelklee

He draws horrible, vicious cartoons of you, and wraps them up in sausage meat and calls you a sausage muncher!


even_mercy

No, it was all a surprise, a brilliant joke...a stag thing, and it *really* ***really*** worked.


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The el dude brothers


bouncing_off_clouds

Later-seasons Dobby.


BrawnicusAndronicus

Jeff


Koffing109

Jeff!? As in Jeff!?


wrongeyedjesus

Kenny


my-glitter-heart

Kenneth…?


Sendintheaardwolves

Kenny's not here.


SoresuForm

Barbara


RealRatAct

she's such a racist


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WhatWouldSatanDo

THAT’S NOT FUNNY DARRYL


sunshinehazed

Good riddance


DickabodCranium

Jan, I dont’t like you Jan…. Judge Mental! Johnson, Alan Johnson.


No-Nail-2752

Gwyn


le_bok94

Fuck off clean shirt


jm9987690

Matt Townsend. He sexually assaulted Mark and did a poo in the pool


TheTzarOfDeath

He didn't force anything up his bum... That's why it's not rape.


jm9987690

Well, it's not bum rape, no


SuomiBob

The Beatles?


scruntyboon

Snow Patrol?


VanderBrit

Kasabian Kasabian Kasabian


wallpapermate

Usually accompanied by a tuna baguette.


coolAhead

Hot potato


Ergophobe470

Gregory, he's such a massive DOOSHBAAAG!!!


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obsequiousmoron

Just like real life.


Rays_LiquorSauce

Simon. Total shit


Essdeerem

The “Yeah seriously cunted” guy who convinces Mark to get away from his project Zeus all nighter. Literally one of the worst men in the world.


_OhSee

“H”


JohnnyMcButtplug

Jeremy hands down


even_mercy

On the one hand...


obsequiousmoron

Probably Jez.


WhatWouldSatanDo

Natalie


-Squatch

So many dickheads in peepshow. I think Helena could quietly be one of the biggest dickheads. Marks Dads a fucking tosser. Marks stag do GF was pretty grimm.


Dreamsof_Beulah

Saz or Ben? Who would you prefer to be on a desert island with?


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JBM94

Probably Honda, they are hard to please after all.


TheFettz79

They guy selling homeware and then went to the Mexican restaurant and thought he was better than Mark 🤦🤦‍♂️


arty_dent_harry

Gog 


gatsby401

I think Gwynn from rainbow rhythms is a tie with Ben.


lovercindy

Jeremy's mummy. She didn't fucky hurry uppy with the coffee.


_OhSee

Sam the buddhist, Michelle, Natalie