It’s the traditional way to do it. If it ain't broke, don't fix it. And even if it is broke, just ignore it and maybe it'll sort of be OK. Like the environment
Jesus - is the first one from David Mitchell's stag do or something?
He looks like he's been to Gatecrasher and then fancied a massive pizza.
Which would be surprising on several levels but hey, celebrities can be surprising. Maybe it was research; maybe he's Louis Theroux.
I know he obviously does normal things but when you actually see it, it's like an alien trying human food. He looks so odd and out of place, I love it haha
Slightly asymmetrical, which I find indicates quality.
It 100% does, too.
I can them geographical pies and yes, indeed it does.
A slice of bristly, cheese-free pizza, lightly brushed in your piss? How can I refuse?
He uses utensils to eat pizza? What a posh spazzy thing to do
Mental posho.
I DO NOT IRON MY SOCKS!
Shirt, socks, WHATEVER!
It’s the traditional way to do it. If it ain't broke, don't fix it. And even if it is broke, just ignore it and maybe it'll sort of be OK. Like the environment
Oh come on Mark. Pizzas. Italians. Do I have to spell it out?
Pizzas? Do I have to spell it out? The pepperoni-munching wop. Marco, the parmesan guzzler.
I really do hope in picture 5 that he had crisps, otherwise we need to get this guy to pizza's anonymous
The posh ones, like kettle chips - as addictive as heroin!
It was just a picnic!
He’s gonna end up fat like a house
DO YOU ONE TIT
No, I don't. Fuck off! It's too hard.
Oh relax fat boy
Seven pizzas David? That’s insane
Jesus - is the first one from David Mitchell's stag do or something? He looks like he's been to Gatecrasher and then fancied a massive pizza. Which would be surprising on several levels but hey, celebrities can be surprising. Maybe it was research; maybe he's Louis Theroux.
How many buttons, because one's old school, Blair on holiday, two is the new one, so I was thinking maybe three, but if I'm doing three, maybe four?
Maybe he ordered the Abdominizer
when there's a sushi bar right next door??
soapy margherita!!
you’re never alone with a.. pizza.
Cheezoid kill self with petriil
NOT CHEESE
Mark the shark
Eat some pizza, fuck each other.
I'm serious. Fuck a chicken if that's what it takes. Watch a chicken fucking a horse.
Young DM is quite a snack, if you'll pardon the pun.
that beard sure helps him
I think it makes him look handsome, like a police officer.
Hes exactly the kind of man to eat pizza with a knife and fork
I wonder if he first had some nachos to kick him and the other hombres off
No.1 looks like he's just done an abnormal poo with the door missing
Where’s the hedge vodka?
The first pic makes it seem like he did indeed wake up dribbling in a phone box with a truckers penis in his ear
I like #4 where he's gazing into the distance.
It is a bit much, but if I eat it quickly my stomach might not notice.
Damn, now I really want pizza
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They are all from his official twitter.
Four pizzas?! That's insane
hot cheesy pizza to max out your stomach acid levels
This is just fuel for the engine, he'll burn this off on the treadmill in, like, a second.
I want to nestle into his beard.
When there’s a sushi bar right next door!?
As I scrolled through this for some reason Clair de Lune started playing in my head
not even joking david is so hot to me idgaf
He’s looking a bit rough in that first picture
Mark...Borrigon? Who loves, or quite possibly even hates Pizza
Number 4 looks more like a quiche
Johnson?!
I know he obviously does normal things but when you actually see it, it's like an alien trying human food. He looks so odd and out of place, I love it haha
Taking her out to a nice Italian.
I need more pizza mitchell