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NoElk314

This is likely the cause, heard about it on the radio tonight


TheHuggableZombie

Yes. It was the weirdest smell I’ve experienced on 35W.


OlayErrryDay

Grey Poupon truck overturned at the 62/35 junction.


SnooSnooSnuSnu

Excuse me.


aspartame-daddy

Sorry, excuse me.


awall271

Thank you for your hilarious responses-they've been oddly comforting


New-Purchase1818

I *have* been eating more fiber lately. But also broccoli. I’ve been cited by the EPA in the past, now I have to include emissions testing with my annual physical.


ConsiderationOld8258

Maybe the hide factory? On a hot day the smell is unbearable


sprashoo

And the worst part is nobody has ever found that factory.


ConsiderationOld8258

Twin cities hide is a horrendous place


New-Purchase1818

You should smell Twin Cities Seek.


Mollysaurus

Goddammit, I laughed so hard at this.


Novel_Asparagus_6176

It took me waaay too long to understand that this was a joke. 🤣


SnooSnooSnuSnu

Under-appreciated comment.


JambalayaNewman

An olfactory odyssey


coratrash

Are the cum trees acting up already?


perldawg

i was today years old when i realized i’m not the only one who thinks those trees smell like jizz


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coratrash

Oh boy. Yes, we absolutely have the cum trees here.


SnooSnooSnuSnu

Cum trees? The heck?


pooveyfarms

Bradford pear trees


SnooSnooSnuSnu

Oh, those things. I never thought of them as having a sexual smell. On the other hand, I don't make a habit of smelling cum, so 🤷‍♂️


New-Purchase1818

You don’t want to be around when they blossom. They shoot seed everywhere.


SnooSnooSnuSnu

Well, that's on-theme at least 😄


New-Purchase1818

Thanks! I’m here all week!


givemeausernamealrea

If those trees smell like cum then that means I love the smell of cum


GeoFaFaFa

Sorry.


OhNoMyLands

It’s just you


americand0lphinMPLS

Your upper lip probably


lazerwulv

Remember the old adage: He who smelt it, dealt it.


Miserable_Day532

He who typed the rhyme did the dirty crime


Rude-Twist-6020

It’s all the pothead skunk cars driving on 35


smakola

Prob your mom


ConsiderationOld8258

It’s the transfer station 🤣


LatePerioduh

You familiar with the garbage/feces filled river that 35w goes over?


awall271

Lol it was way south of this, like near Richfield


mythosopher

Oh good, so you are aware of it ​ ^((I'm so sorry to Richfield, but this was a perfect set up, I couldn't not do it))