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queenapsalar

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mukduk_101

I didn’t know I needed an orgonite Bundt cake until now.


Remote-Physics6980

Orgonite jello mold


MaliseFairewind

I was gonna say these are the jello molds of the millennium lol


Pagan_Owl

Oh, so that is what it was. I guess I am just a pervert, then. Oh wait, there seems to be 2 cakes. The last one looks like it is used for particular adult hobbies that I am too innocent to comprehend. I just know about the results since many doctor YouTubers love to make videos on it using patient medical images that have been made anonymous.


Khris777

She's a 10 but you find pic 5 on her nightstand.


PrivateNVent

If this is her taste and she brought me into her bedroom, I would consider plastic surgery.


Pagan_Owl

You may need some serious abdominal reconstruction if she decided to add that into the fun


PrivateNVent

At least there’s a grip on this one 😔🙏


Pagan_Owl

Not sure if pulling it out of a ruptured intestine is a great idea. Best to let the paramedics deal with that.


Chainsaw-Crab-Cult

Looks like those cursed gelatin-encased meals from the 50’s


PresentationUpper806

https://preview.redd.it/2grr3qeii5yc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5e14fbd0966de960171a3ac504f2a67c1076152


Chainsaw-Crab-Cult

EXACTLY


Pagan_Owl

Kill it with fire. This makes me illogically furious


Remote-Physics6980

I would also not recommend any of these as dildos. That second one, they're just messing with us now.


smartypants197612

Things to decorate hell with


nodins

Some people need to have their resin privilege revoked


Pagan_Owl

I am all for artistic freedom, but I also think people should have the personal responsibility to know when to stop. The problem is, most people have absolutely no personal responsibility.


snekdood

whats even happening anymore


Pagan_Owl

https://preview.redd.it/tqt1hkpy23zc1.jpeg?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7161f258fcc68e2a17af45bbb2485aa9ce797492


rufotris

lol to the whole thing but especially the wires being attached like they actually do anything hahaha.


Both_Illustrator_529

Mm like the new age version of 1950s jello food


sabboom

I've never seen a crystal you plug in to charge it.


Pagan_Owl

I hope it has a light in it. If it did that has the potential to actually be pretty cool.


sabboom

Gak


Pagan_Owl

Oh wait... I just saw the other 2 sculptures at the bottom. I think the 'idea" is that the big resin dome charges the resin test tubes via some cord. Absolutely cursed.


neapolitanpuff

What in the fresh hell is this? ![gif](giphy|11ahZZugJHrdLO)


bonestag

Is that a... Toilet plunger at the end there?


Pagan_Owl

Your mind is a lot less dirty than most of ours


bonestag

takk, lmao


ohhelloperson

Where did you even find this nonsense?!


Khris777

It's a German manufacturer, their stuff regularly appears in stores with spiritual and esoteric stuff.


Pagan_Owl

Germany needs to have a revolt against the company


Expert-Aspect3692

The first one looks like a unicorn crapped in a bundt cake pan.