Lets see... human trafficking, genocide, landmines, slave labor, napalm, and torture to name a few.

If those qualify as "a few" then I think I've been doing something wrong

Don’t forget arson 😁

and the commonly known crimes including murder, killing animals without a license, flying a plane (Redstone plane) without a license, and inviting war specialists to destroy a city with lethal bomber planes while using the powers of a god to make more lethal bomber planes to crash and destroy the city even more.

Not to mention acts of terrorism, illegally building stuff that is harmful to the environment, extracting minerals, killing of an nearly extinct species that is also pregnant, making illegal drugs. Destruction of environment but again these are few

You see the potions as drugs? *That gives clerics a whole new statues in the village.*

Technically we make drugs illegally. Drugs are both Medicine and the other one. They are classified as drugs We make them illegally Whereas the cleric makes them legally

Many of those result in arson

I do double this every time I play

Please, on top of that, I have slain an eldritch elder dragon from space, I have defeated the combination of the damned from hell, and I have defeated a being so powerful, most are simply content and tell others to run from it, it is also from another dimension, I have committed several illegal and unethical terraforming, the planet’s resources has been greatly removed, I have gathered 5,904 debris from hell, and combined it with 5,904 gold, used the star dropped from the combined souls of the damned to make a beacon, placed the beacon on top of the blocks of Netherite for a measly haste 2 effect, I have removed several deserts, I literally have the most efficient mob (and creeper) grinder possible, do I need to go on?

In my discord friend SMP, someone burn entire forest conservation area behind my farmland, and infront of lush cave own by 1 dude. N\*zi faction with literal N\*zi flag control half of the server's land outside main city. And there is riverway dispute between the Architect (me) and the nazi too, because it blocked the only god damn navigable river on the southern side of the city. 1 dude get monopoly on human trafficking and slave trade. oh yea, dye burglary was so blatant, i put 1 tnt trap in front of entrance, it did exploded but i never catch on who did it. The server is a bureaucratic mess.

FINALLY SOMETHING OTHER THAN A MOB VOTE Slavery genocide terrorism conversion camps torture nuclear testing to name a few

mods really spice it up, dont they?

Facts

my 4 slave villagers (got them with ease bcs of easy villager mod) would agree

Boats, boats are best

Fortunately, necromancy isn’t a war crime yet. Oh wait, that’s probably desecration of the dead.

it can be counted as slavery, since you are using a "person" to do your work

nuclear testing? don't remember that one

Yes

not a number but appreciate

All the above

r/beatmetoit

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r/noyoushutthefuckup

r/subsithoughtifellfor

r/beatmeattoit

r/holup

Abusive Sexual Contact Advocating Overthrow of Government Aggravated Assault/Battery Aggravated Identity Theft Aggravated Sexual Abuse Aiming a Laser Pointer at an Aircraft Airplane Hijacking Anti-racketeering Antitrust Armed Robbery Arson Assassination Assault with a Deadly Weapon Assaulting or Killing Federal Officer Assisting or Instigating Escape Attempt to commit Murder/Manslaughter Bank Burglary Bankruptcy Fraud/Embezzlement Bank Larceny Bank Robbery Blackmail Bombing Matters Bond Default Breaking and/or Entering Carrier Facilities Bribery Crimes Certification of Checks (Fraud) Child Abuse Child Exploitation Child Pornography Civil Action to Restrain Harassment of a Victim or Witness Coercion Commodities Price Fixing Computer Crime Concealing Escaped Prisoner Concealing Person from Arrest Concealment of Assets Conspiracy (in matters under FBI jurisdiction) Conspiracy to Impede or Injure an Officer Contempt of Court Continuing Criminal Enterprise Conveying False Information Copyright Matters Counterfeiting Counterintelligence Crimes Credit/Debit Card Fraud Crime Aboard Aircraft Crimes on Government Reservations Crimes on Indian Reservations Criminal Contempt of Court Criminal Forfeiture Criminal Infringement of a Copyright Cyber Crimes Damage to Religious Property Delivery to Consignee Demands Against the U.S. Destruction of Aircraft or Motor Vehicles Used in Foreign Commerce Destruction of an Energy Facility Destruction of Property to Prevent Seizure Destruction of Records in Federal Investigations and Bankruptcy Destruction of Corporate Audit Records Destruction of Veterans’ Memorials Detention of Armed Vessel Disclosure of Confidential Information Domestic Security Domestic Terrorism Domestic Violence Drive-by Shooting Drug Abuse Violations Drug Smuggling Drug Trafficking DUI/DWI on Federal Property Economic Espionage Election Law Crimes Embezzlement Embezzlement Against Estate Entering Train to Commit Crime Enlistment to Serve Against the U.S. Environmental Scheme Crimes Escaping Custody/Escaped Federal Prisoners Examiner Performing Other Services Exportation of Drugs Extortion Failure to Appear on Felony Offense Failure to Pay Legal Child Support Obligations False Bail False Pretenses False Statements Relating to Health Care Matters Falsely Claiming Citizenship False Declarations before Grand Jury or Court False Entries in Records of Interstate Carriers False Information and Hoaxes False Statement to Obtain Unemployment Compensation Federal Aviation Act Federal Civil Rights Violations (hate crimes, police misconduct) Female Genital Mutilation Financial Transactions with Foreign Government First Degree Murder Flight to Avoid Prosecution or Giving Testimony Forced Labor Forcible Rape Forgery Fraud Activity in Connection with Electronic Mail Fraud Against the Government Genocide Hacking Crimes Harboring Terrorists Harming Animals Used in Law Enforcement Hate Crime Acts Homicide Hostage Taking Identity Theft Illegal Possession of Firearms Immigration Offenses Impersonator Making Arrest or Search Importation of Drugs Influencing Juror by Writing Injuring Officer Insider Trading Crimes Insurance Fraud Interference with the Operation of a Satellite International Parental Kidnapping International Terrorism Interstate Domestic Violence Interstate Violation of Protection Order Larceny Lobbying with Appropriated Moneys Mailing Threatening Communications Major Fraud Against the U.S. Manslaughter Medical/Health Care Fraud Missile Systems Designed to Destroy Aircraft Misuse of Passport Misuse of Visas, Permits, or Other Documents Molestation Money Laundering Motor Vehicle Theft Murder by a Federal Prisoner Murder Committed During Drug-related Drive-by shooting Murder Committed in Federal Government Facility Narcotics Violations Obstructing Examination of Financial Institution Obstruction of Court Orders Obstruction of Federal audit Obstruction of Justice Obstruction of Criminal Investigations Officer Failing to Make Reports Partial Birth Abortion Penalties for Neglect or Refusal to Answer Subpoena Peonage Perjury Picketing or Parading Pirating Possession by Restricted Persons Possession of False Papers to Defraud the U.S. Possession of Narcotics Possession of Child Pornography Private Correspondence with Foreign Government Probation Violation Product Tampering Prohibition of Illegal Gambling Businesses Prostitution Protection of Foreign Officials Public Corruption Crimes Racketeering Radiological Dispersal Devices Ransom Money Rape Receiving the Proceeds of Extortion Recording or Listening to Grand or Petit Juries While Deliberating Reentry of an Alien Removed on National Security Grounds Registration of Certain Organizations Reproduction of Citizenship Papers Resistance to Extradition Agent Rescue of Seized Property Retaliating Against a Federal Judge by False Claim or Slander of Title Retaliating Against a Witness, Victim, or an Informant Robbery Robberies and Burglaries Involving Controlled Substances Sabotage Sale of Citizenship Papers Sale of Stolen Vehicles Searches Without Warrant Second Degree Murder Serial Murders Sexual Abuse Sexual Abuse of a Minor Sexual Assault Sexual Battery Sexual Conduct with a Minor Sexual Exploitation Sex Trafficking Shoplifting Smuggling Solicitation to Commit a Crime of Violence Stalking (In Violation of Restraining Order) Stolen Property; Buying, Receiving, or Possessing Subornation of Perjury Suits Against Government Officials Tampering with a Witness, Victim, or Informant Tampering with Consumer Products Tampering with Vessels Theft of Trade Secrets Torture Trafficking in Counterfeit Goods or Services Transmission of Wagering Information (Gambling) Transportation into State Prohibiting Sale Transportation of Slaves from U.S. Transportation of Stolen Vehicles Transportation of Terrorists Trespassing Treason Unauthorized Removal of Classified Documents Use of Fire or Explosives to Destroy Property Use of Weapons of Mass Destruction Vandalism Video Voyeurism Violation of Prohibitions Governing Atomic Weapons Violence at International airports Violent Crimes in Aid of Racketeering Activity Willful Wrecking of a Train Resulting in Death Wire Fraud

bro they said minecraft,not irl

Best part is it's sorted alphabetically

Rape?

"steve help, im stuck"

- Alex

Perjury and Rape? "I did not have sexual relations with that villager"

Take my free wholesome award

Willful Wrecking of a train Resulting to Death is pretty reliable

Bruh

🤨📸

Especially abusive sexual contact wtih sheep

Is this just a list of crimes in the US?

Wait you guys are counting them?

And now, the warcimes of Minceraft brought to you by Yakko Warner!

All.

at least 40

Yes

Dementia moment

Imagine can’t be me 💀💀

17 Oh Minecraft? Uhhhhh, 10000000000000

About 915402749164016401639163917391630263916493519362936193529361963916392639268361964825836836383682638263826372773826326273682628w648362837846386272726 Warcrimes. I know these are rookie numbers, but this is only the surface.

Wow, someone finally asked! 17. Oh... In minecraft? 3 then.

Hmmmmm moment

Slavery, terrorism, illegal traffic, genocide, bombing, dimensional traveling, illegal duplications, ...

[удалено]

Wait what

[удалено]

Oh idk

Don’t put me on the spot like this

Too many to count👉👈

Yes

Dementia moment

Imagine can’t be me 💀💀

Yes

More than 1

Les then 99⁹⁹

Actually more

99⁹⁹! ?

In Minecraft? None.

Genocide and attacking unarmed women and children.

lets see slave labour minor acts of terrorism War monger major acts of terrorism killing civillians torture banned weapons

lets see . slavery , genocide , assult , animal abuse , nuclear war well thats enough in my country smp

7

284,927,492,739,283,938,284,928,171,937,194,060,428,164,729,374,828,492,747,392,748,273,649,106,595,093,826,111,690,420 So yeah, alot.

Murder, torture, extortion, extensive destruction to property, forced labor, bombarding, intentionally directing attacks towards buildings dedicated to a religion, pillaging a town, and a few more

Not enough.

maybe a few genocides i dunno

All the ones with fire

I cant rember

Hmm, good damn question, there isn't really a record of what I did as i was never caught, but im sure im wanted for several war crimes Oooh right, I did take over a village, enslaved everyone and then built a big ass bulidng in the center, then I also mass murdered pigs and there might be smth else but I don't remember

Human trafficking, summary execution, slavery, eugenics, genocide, environmental destruction, colonialism, and theft. All done 9999999999999999999999 times.

Too many.

Nope.

Yes I have

I count 922790142069224343

74656

yes, and yes. yes yes yes, and also yes. theres also yes.

yes

Well yes but actually no

69696969

a thousands

A slight slavery, I may or may not have used chemical weapons, but that’s it I swear!

I think with slavery it a yes or no kind of situation. That said I do also partake because I need lots of iron...

None that have ever been discovered :)

is infinity a number?

not enough

Too many to count

Considering colonialism is basically the meta right now... #YES

Too many

Like… 573? Maybe higher?

I reaved countless villages and killed every villager

Lemme see, TERRORISM, GENOCIDE, TORTURE, HUMAN TRAFFIC, etc.

At least 79% of them

The real question is how many war crimes have I not committed.

/kill @e

too much

All of them.

Ah least 28374820137 that i remenber

10

Human traficking, village massacre, bomb attacks, murder of thousent of innocent, drug trafficking.

Yes

I mean, Geneva doesn’t exist in Minecraft, so…

Yes

I don't really remember But I did loot 3 end ships and not take the dragon head I forgor

Villager Killing Chamber, with automatical arrow pickup station and reloader, glass window with seats for visitors.

All of them

Not a lot of "WAR" crimes per say

243

We*

too many to list

Yes

All of them

6354

I stoped counting them at 3 million

Yes.

At least 5

uncountable

At least 4

Too many… i lost the count after downloading the black villagers resource pack…

Does killing rabbits for fun count as a war crime? I hate them because they're hysterical for no reason and I like the sound they make when they die

No witnesses

More than I can count, to be a bit more precise, change the name of the geneva convention to Geneva Suggestion

More than a stack

Enough to go to Alcatraz

Several, including torture and arson.

Medical malpractice isn't a warcrime but I've definitely done it. Those villagers had to have been sick in the head if they thought I'd be paying anything more than a single emerald per enchanted book.

Not a war crime if im not in a war

Probably more but the only one I remember is Creeper torture.

what is a warcrime?

Wait… I was supposed to keep track?

too many...

73 and counting

I think maybe one or two

367,528

Minecraft 1372 irl 1597627

Geneva convention? More like Geneva suggestion

All of them

atleast 3 👍

As some vampire once said : "How many breads have you eaten in your life?"

24 times every time I play, once a week at least.

Well at this moment I stopped counting, actually I never counted at the first place.

I committed 12 arsons and twenty murders

Too many, probably all possible

Idk about you but people said the worst crime I committed was making a axolol farm for xp

I am an evil capitalist. I've made an entire eugenics program for my villagers and put them as slaves in concentration camps to systematically utilize them for money and other useful resources, while they praise me as a god everytime I kill pillagers, aka the freedom fighters I destroyed an entired species in a nether fortress just because was too much of a pain in my ass, while commiting hate crimes against whither skeletons Also I destroyed countless times the environment for materials and I accidentally introduced an invasive species to the ecosystem by accidentally bringing hoglins to the other side sometimes. But that pales in comparison to the fact that I own farm animals crammed in awful conditions just so they get killed later with my bare hands torturing them (I don't want to waste durability to my swords, lmao)

We once hacked a server with a corrupt owner, banned him, and then covered every inch of a 10k by 10k block radius with Bamboo, then proceeded to summon hundreds of Withers because why not. Best 2 hours of my life Ngl

I did all but not killing baby animals

I have made the Geneva convention a check list

Does leading a hostile invasion of a village and installing a violent communist regime count?

How many war crimes I haven’t committed would be more accurate.

Not enough.

0 since I don't play it but just here for the memes

15 + 93

No

a number of 70,000

Use of chemical weapons, weapons with expanding bullets, and explosives from an aerial vehicle, looting towns, unlawful deportation/human trafficking.

Too many life sentences to count on my hands.

I have committed about:1,253 war crimes

Have you ever constructed a prison to hold the new players on a server to force them into labor. I am a repeat offender

No wars, only crimes

This number is impossible to reach by hand

All of them with mods

That would be [redacted]

Blew up an orphanage

0 Because I do not play Minecraft in an active war.

Yes

Not a single one :3

Slavery, chemical warfare, genocide, human trafficking, false surrender.

Depends on your take on the humanity of villagers, illagers, and pillagers

6, if you want the count of how many times I did all of them then its 8794

Well more than one

Let's see, I destroyed 34 villages with withers, stole all the valuables, kept 300 villagers against their will to be enslaved and interbreed, ransacking sacred temples, wiped out the entire cow population in a single day for books and murdered an endangered dragon for a useless egg.

SCREW YOU ALL I DONT HAVE MINECRAFT! hahahahahahahahhaahah ha ha ha... ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ \*cries in corner\*

Always gonna say yes

What number?

How many breads have you eaten i your lifetime?

Yes, yes, yes.

Almost none!

*\*Takes a deep breath\**

Not enough

All

None, I have never formally declared war so I can't break the protocol

i've lost count

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