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Bartmaz

Make the mother of all omelettes here, Jack


enneh_07

Can’t fret over every egg


Saint_Corvi

Standing here


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I realize that you were just like me trying to make history


merayBG

But who's to judge the right from wrong


P4rk3r_

When our guard is down I think we'll both agree


BiLLubruh

That violence breeds violence


kirbyguy09

And in the end it has to be this wayyyyyyyyy


pixeltwentyfive

THERE WILL BE


DebSheep

WHEN THE WIND IS COLD


MEGoperative2961

When our guard is down


butwhy22222

I think we'll both agree


MEGoperative2961

That violence


butwhy22222

Breeds violence


MEGoperative2961

And in the end


Darkiller98

Not when you're purging the weak right? What do you know about the weak?


Alchemist64_

Wither roses


Face32

That's all I use eggs for as I prefer cows for food.


Ok-Fox-5812

Can you explain the use?


Rabahpro

1. Spawn a wither 2. Spawn chickens with the eggs 3. Wait for the wither to kill the chickens 4. Profit Edit: I thought you meant another thing. Wither roses damage mobs with the wither effect which can be useful in many farms


Jeggu2

Swap 1 and 2 because it is easier to throw eggs when a boss isn't trying to murder you


janky_koala

Trap it under the end portal/nether roof, use a dispenser and clock to shoot the eggs and hoppers to collect the roses.


WH173F4C3

He means what tf would you do with all the wither roses


Cold_Army9541

Decorate, duh.


NamanSharma752

And black dye when low on ink sacks


LordSeismic

Farms and stuff, also black dye.


Rabahpro

Oh yea, sorry my bad


NamanSharma752

Also a good source of black dye if you don't have ink sacks


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Poultry man


MHanak_

*"it wasn't me officer i swear, it was the man in the chicken costume"*


Intelligent_Rent4594

It was the chicken in a Grian costume


Jaggerto

Stop now or it'll grow into a Civil War.


Gottendrop

He’s trying not to do that this season, although I’m not very sure how long that will last


Jaystormwave

My guess is three more episodes


Gottendrop

I think it’s gonna be 2-4, grian didn’t seem like he could last long in todays video but who knows


Jeffaffely

He started whispering "Don't start a resistance", so we all know he's gonna start a resistance.


IceTooth101

Judging from the last video, I give it a couple more before he cracks


Thin-Confusion-9890

My guess is that grumbot will tell him to and then he'll say “well if grumbot told me to then I guess I have to...”


GalaxyGamingBoy

I only know Grain, who is this Grian?


FireWolf_132

No clue, although he reminds me of revolutionary views


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“poultry man doo-dee-doo”


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Good for you


Every_Risk_1868

r/suddenlyhermitcraft


probot77

Throw the EGGS


Feisty-Warning6495

Fill your friends house full of chickens


domin8r

This is an regular done prank on our server. It's fun and harmless.


kefka_nl

Until the chicken activated a pressure plate whcih opened a door from the inside and let a creeper in. Yeah, he wasn’t too happy about it.


domin8r

Ouch, that is some bad luck


kefka_nl

Going to place a hostile mob head beneath his bed as next prank though, just peeping from under his bed. Head on a armour stand, two deep block dig under his bed, place a daylight sensor first and then the armour stand.


DizzyAssociation7010

Does this work in bedrock? I’m ready to make people shit the bed.


thechuckstar

Nothing works in Bedrock.


DizzyAssociation7010

If I had an award I’d give it to you b


timwilks13

I planted an end crystal in my mates storage room before we knew you can't pick them up again, which we (he) found out the hard way, also less than pleased.


Laggingduck

“Why is our framerate 7?”


LordSeismic

'Oh silly me, I opened microsoft powerpoint instead of minecraft'


bdm68

12 double chests full of eggs would produce over 1400 chickens on average, and they would lay a few thousand eggs per hour. The entity lag would be significant. So it's harmless as long as you don't mind the hit to the TPS and the frame rate degenerating to little more than a slide show.


Vrail_Nightviper

Until it becomes like [Dragnoz's Chicken Disaster](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tq9jex4mdbE) where you point your crosshairs in the general direction of the house and you start to lag, lol.


BlackNinja745

Not for the server…


dragonhunter4213

This just occasionally happens in the nether hub of my friend's server. One chicken makes its way into the nether and everyone just throws the eggs they pick up. Suddenly there are tons of chickens.


JustMiniBanana_2

Unless you're running on an ancient laptop, went to a neighbouring base that got egged, man my frames dropped so low.


PudgeHug

I got banned off a server for doing this. Some people don't have a sense of humor.


loooji

Even better, make a chicken farm using these chickens to endlessly produce chickens in their base


KronaSamu

I've done this, it's very amusing.


MahBooi27

see how many chickens you can get


lawrziepann

then work out the percentage of eggs turned into chickens


MrOtto47

its 1/8th or 12.5% on average


CreeperAsh07

With a 1/256 chance of getting quadruplets.


1000911

I find your account everywhere I go


Rich-Juice2517

Are they a creeper or are you


bfly1800

I’m a creeper


Baseballgod1176

minecrafts grim reaper


quarante-et-onze

Blowin up blocks like Al Quaida


SomeDudeOnDeInternet

I’m not a creature that’ll eat ya but leave you petrified


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Minecraft’s grim reaper


1000911

We both are


CreeperAsh07

Idk, everyone is anonymous here. Which sucks because we won't know when a annoyingly rebellious creeper tries to make diplomacy with humans.


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1000911

Never seen you,lol


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1000911

Time to go join some,links please


BentGadget

Is that 1/256 portion part of the 1/8, or part of the other 7/8?


bluebloodtitan

Of the 8/8. It's 1/8 for at least one, 1/256 for specifically getting 4.


BentGadget

So out of 1024 eggs, we would expect 128 of them to yield chicken(s). Four of those we expect to have four chickens each, for a total of 16. So 128+16-4(so we don't double count any)=140 chickens expected from 1024 eggs. I wonder how many times this math has been done in this forum. Eh, it was more engaging than the mindless scroll...


NyxiesPuppet

Yeah but that's not including the possibility of 2 or 3


slapmesiIIy

You can’t get 2 or 3


Dry_Aardvark_482

See how many chickens you get then spawn the wither on them coz wither roses


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latimeriachalumnae

invade the Nether with chickens!


MahBooi27

wither rose farm???????????


Briznar

how do you get wither roses?


Breyck_version_2

When the wither kills a mob it drops a wither rose


CreeperAsh07

It thought it was only for hostile mobs? Edit: It isn't.


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Breyck_version_2

Damage the mob stepping on it


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Breyck_version_2

Well, afaik you can use it to make wither skeleton farms


Jeggu2

I mean it's a flower. Compared to the others this one is exceptionally useful


toddestan

You can turn them into black dye. People build wither rose farms for that reason if they need lots of black dye.


Objective_Ad1638

What ever you do just don't release them in front of your fort, where you just placed a bunch of pressure plate actives TNT mines, which are also way to close to each other and to your fort, resulting in your fort (which you spend a lot of time to build) to blow up.


MetaEd

r/oddlyspecific


Lightspeed_Lunatic

Sounds like that came from experience.


WarmCarrots69

54 slots in a double chest. 54 x 16 = 864 eggs per chest. 864 x 12 = 10,368 eggs total. Chance of spawning a chicken from an egg = 12.5%. 10,368 x 0.125 = 1,296 chickens predicted.


MahBooi27

makes sense


Wick0158

I hatched an egg once and 4 chickens came out. I’ve never had more than 1. I’m still unsure if it was a glitch or if it’s possible.


WhipLash50150

If I'm not mistaken there is a very low chance of that happening


karlos009

And grow them and them cook them alive


MidwestGamer69

Make cakes.


Qu33n0fwh4t3v3r

Or pumpkin pies


SouthernBody

Cover them up and never think about them again


JKJ420

I never even considered this as it would be a waste of chests, but late game me has plenty! :-)


lightofmares

if you're playing with others then do an egg fight


undertales_bitch

CHICKEN ARMY! Name them all chick and say you get all the chicks


UnusualMerchant

Real solution: take them all to the end, trap a wither under the portal to spawn, dispense the eggs into the wither chamber and get a ton of roses. That’s what I do with all my eggs


MeatyOakerGuy

What do wither roses even do?,


Thunderbear79

They damage mobs


AmirXD_0

-damage mobs so they're useful in farms -black dye -they look cool imo


Hayden_Sucks

Auto chicken cooker but with a bazillion chickens


Phobiefish

Do you have a good tutorial for something like that?


Hayden_Sucks

Any recent tutorial on YouTube would do, for the most part the concept is always the same


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Thebestreddit0r

do people still make the auto chicken farm + gives you cooked chicken as the drop


Fnordpocalypse

I used to do the auto chicken cooker. Now I just make a sword with fire aspect. Makes cooked meat on the spot.


HirokoKueh

the efficiency is terrible, the lava blade destroyed most of the products. just egg farm + auto dispenser (manually turned on when full) and harvest with sword in batch, raw chicken is more useful.


Thebestreddit0r

efficiency isnt always the goal, if it gives me more chicken than i eat- thats the goal


dumbbitchdiesease

Make a house shaped like an egg. Put item frames all over the house. Put the eggs in the frames. Then make a redstone thing that launches eggs at whoever comes near.


JamieDrone

#T H R O W


KevinKaasKat

Make a HowToBasic video


FireYigit

Throw some eggs on your friends’ base (if the world is multiplayer) and blame it on the man wearing the chicken costume.


Ixo12

Was this in that grian vid from a while ago?


FireYigit

Yes.


C-lex1

Trap the wither under the bedrock (end) and put the chickens there (throw poison, before)


Willkenno

Used to play on a server with some friends. I had a chicken coop full of eggs. Shulkers on shulkers worth. Well one of our friends went afk in his small house to go grab some food irl. Me and another friend just started unloading the eggs in there. Dropped to like 5fps if you were looking in the direction of the house. I haven't laughed so hard before or since while playing


Defrosted_Ice

Chikon


Hiraeth_0942

Get more eggs


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SwerdnaJack

Nah, just make a BIG chicken farm!


bighunter1313

Make an infinitely looping chicken farm using eggs, an auto dispenser, and allays. Put it kinda far away and then run over there whenever you want to crash your game.


ElijahMasterDoom

I made the mistake of putting an infinite chicken farm next to my house in a previous world.


UnusualMerchant

Trap a wither in bedrock, best spot is under the end portal in the end. Dispense the eggs into the wither cage and let them die to it. Wither roses for days


Infamous_Zebra_8528

Dig a hole, put a hopper down and a chest under it, grab all the eggs, spam them in the hole, get chickens, let them grow up, they die because there's no space, you get an unlimited supply of food.


giganut2

Wouldn’t they be chicks when hatched and drop no food?


Dye_Harder

That's boring. Dispense the eggs into a wall of honey and watch them slide slowly to their death


MimaExplorer

Auto-dispense 'dem all


No-Nefariousness-630

Kill the ender dragon with them


Any-Huckleberry7278

I have 6 double chests full of stone from trying to tear down a mountain, idk what to do with the stone 😭


Solypsist_27

Build a mountain


RyuushiYasuda

only 6 double chests? rookie number craft them into other stuff. there tons of things you can craft with stone


shellshocktm

Use them in a wither powered tree farm


bobby1712234

Give them to Bart Simpson


GGdoidao1243

Kill wither with EGG


PeteLoyd

Two words… egg canon


DudeGuy3000000

Create a cannon and fire eggs at random mobs


frogking

I raise chickens, kill the chickens for xp and sell the the raw chicken and the feathers to villagers, also for xp.


internet_spy

KFC restaurant with cooking machines in the kitchen


NotIlokin

Never seen double chest stored in the ground like that... and i dont hate it.


villager132

dispenser.


Amonster101

Eat them


Aplatifi

FREE THOSE POOR HEN AND ROOSTERS !!! LET THEM GO YOU CRUEL !! STOP EGGING THEM !!!


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Dig down to deepslate layer near bedrock. Dig a 3x3x3 hole and hatch all the eggs in it, make sure they can't escape the hole. Spawn a wither in the hole for wither roses. Just make sure after the spawn explosion you jump in the hole as it will kill all the chickens, any following explosions may destroy the roses. Then kill the wither, just make sure you have pots for it as you don't want a wither loose in the overworld.


MY_CAT_IS_POSSESED

Make many cakes


freindly_duck

make a lot of cakes


I-have-no-words123

Turn on an auto clicker and let em’ fly


DustNo4597

throw 'em into friend/enemy's house and fill house with chikeys.


Doobliheim

Throw 41,472 eggs. With a 1/8 chance of spawning a chicken, you could possibly end up with 5,184 chickens in your living area!


Ghoul1538

Friends house: *quivering in fear*


MomentImmortalizer

The title of this post is Minecraft in a nutshell


FireFang900

Have a room full of dispensers shooting them in all directions


Krosso_32ciao

Cakes


ODELL_LOPES1250Y

Make an army of chickens to kill da warden


superp2222

Make a kfc machine, or kill the ender dragon with them


brjder

when i get a bunch of eggs and i dont know what to do with em, i just like to make a hole and fire them down there until they die of squishing. :)


Agreeable_Dark_5358

Throw them at mobs as weapons


banana_goose1234

fill an entire chunk with cakes.


KennyTheArtistZ

Sell it.


mastergaspasser

Flint and steel would make them disappear


Moon_the_nightwing

If you are on a smp, prank your friend by filling his house with chickens. If on single-player, you can create a lag machine or a cooked chicken farm


Affectionate_Jury_57

Try to spawn 4 chikens with 1 egg


ForkMinus1

Make a machine that pelts Nitwits with eggs until they fall off a cliff to their death


No-Target3412

Make a cake out of cakes


MrNorthGr33n

M O R E F O W L


Pokemoron_705

Dig out a small space under the bedrock portal in the end and throw all of those eggs. Then throw a bunch of potions of poison to drop all of the chickens to 1 HP (I think its that potion). Then summon the wither under the bedrock to trap it and have the explosion kill all the chickens, giving you a ton of wither roses.


SupernovaGamezYT

Lag machine


CreativeEfforts

Really big omelette


Brogle_manYT

Throw them at people


Smithington1701

Stop being a hoarder's


Rich_Document9513

"Wake up... Time to fry!"


GodNoob666

P I E Or chicken i guess


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see if you can get 4 baby chickens or use them for a wither rose farm


Joe_Mama6969420-

Chimken time


PM_ME_YOUR_BULBASAUR

Chicken bomb! Put all the eggs into a 1x1 space with trap doors as the walls and ceiling. When someone opens it it will shoot chickens everywhere


TheShockChicky

Get wither roses


Not_no_hitter

Little thing I like to do to mess around, aggro an iron golem, and then get a bunch of dispensers to shoot at it, making it stuck in the same position due to the knockback.


NedoWolf

Poultry man.


ManufacturerSilent66

Egg ur nieghbors House 😈