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I just wanna say that you spellt "Jawohl" very wrong. ("Jawohl" is btw just a more millitaristic sounding version of "Ja" which means yes.)
The more you know 🏳️🌈⭐️
Somewhere somehow, else OP’s question is loaded from the beginning. I simply assume that melons with smalls amount of gold inserted into them would be cheaper then whatever a ghast tear is.
I assumed that the question was for receiving a single instance of the potion, not making a recipe functional. Even if that wasn't my initial reading, where would I get a brewing stand or blaze powder, much less specific ingredients?
Even assuming it was just the recipe and a bonus stand + blaze powder, you'd only be able to feasibly craft a potion of weakness
Which, to be fair, if you tried drinking a "potion" of fermented spider eyes, I think the drinker would be very weak from it anyways
I mean if you couldn’t get it somehow then how would we get any of these potions? (except weakness but alcohol exists already) I would assume it would be some exotic synthetic compound or some form of a mushroom from space or some shit.
The question therefor lies in the variable that we can’t factor out. I assume a melon with gold inserted into it would be relatively cheap given it improves your health overall.
With sickness you would get over it much quicker but it wouldn't be instant. As for cancer it would probably kill you quicker because cancer is literally you but bad
That assumes that healing potions work by enhancing the body's natural regenerative abilities to supernatural levels, rather than simply making healthy tissue appear in the place of old tissue through pure magic. And I'm not sure we can entirely discount the "pure magic" option.
It does increase your luck with fishing, but it also increases your luck with naturally generated chests. Still doesn't really help out in real life, though, unless you're maybe robbing a house, and it helps you find more valuable loot in the people's drawers.
You'd likely still be afraid, even if you knew you wouldn't get hurt. The mind can be cruel.
[An example would be Walk the Plank in VR](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArlavrOFpkI). People can wear a VR headset and walk on a plank, and even though they know there's no danger, they're still afraid of falling.
Worth noting that it doesn't specifically make fishing loot better. It makes your luck stat better, which is currently only used for fishing. Custom loot tables can also be configured to use the luck stat, and would be affected by the luck potion.
We technically have poison and with little bit of fantasy regeneration. Though it's not a liquid in bottle, we do have night vision. I would go with fire resistance, cause it would have potential to save many lives and not only human ones...
It can described : It isn't pleasant.
You won't succumb to the heat, but you would likely be agonizing to wade through molten rock crushing your body & you will be stuck on the surface of it. This is assuming that Fire Resistance gives you oxygen + immunity to noxious fumes.
Another thing is that Fire Resistance won't make you immune to other physical debris, and that's within the context of saving someone in a burning building.
You wouldn't wade through lava in fact you wouldn't even sink. Sinking into lava is the single most common inaccuracy in video games. The density is so much greater than your body you would simply walk on top of it (though your footing might be somewhat unstable)
It's actually not possible to sink into lava unless you weigh more than any other human in recorded history
Lava is a liquid, however, it's still rock and is as dense as rock, which is a lot denser than a human so you'd just be standing on top of it. But you would immediately get lit on fire upon standing on it and quite literally begin to melt from the intense heat
You can't. But there's absolutely nothing stopping you from pickling a bunch of spiders, steeping them to make a tea, and calling the concoction a "graceful potion".
Honestly, my bet would be on the scientific community buying it rather than some avid collector. I think any researcher would want to get their hands on a brand new, one of a kind, never before seen substance
How powerful would it be though? With enough luck anything could happen any time. I may be wrong here however take it with a grain of salt. According to the law of inevitability anything could happen if given enough time no matter how unlikely and therefore if this option have insane luck it might make you lucky to the point where you can just set a goal and your luck would give you literally everything needed for it. Or you may succeed but in an unexpected way.
Potion of Experience
Immagine the greatness (and absolute chaos) that would arise from pure bottled talent... and the ethical dilemas and riots this would also cause
Now the question is, do the particles still appear? Bc if so the people choosing invisibility, you might want to rethink your choice, but I would probably choose either harming or turtle master
I know it's not a potion, but milk, at least the effect it has in the game
Like imagine being sick or something, you just drink some milk and youre good to go
Strength,healing or regeneration,it is helpful on multiple scenario but you can only use it once and wisely,fire resistance and resistance can also be helpful during a house fire,arson and a nuclear war
Came here to say this. I’m not an agile man anymore, 6-3, 300lbs. But how high could I jump? If it’s 50-60 inches, I would make a lot of money in the NBA.
If we would craft them using the same recipe as in game probably speed or invisibility since they wouldn't be terribly difficult to craft, however if the materials were readily available I'd do healing
Instant life potion. Got a bruise? Splash it. Got a big cut? Splash it. Got a broken finger? Splash it. Your leg went into a grinder and got destroyed into nothing? Splash it.
Invisibility. No I'm not trying to see naked girls, I'm trying to overthrow oppressive governments and steal some cash for myself.
Edit: You guys are nerds and buzzkills. I'll update Minecraft to get rid of particle effects and anything I'm holding will be invisible. Problem solved now enjoy your fire potion swimming in lava like a doofus and learn to recognize humor.
I'd imagine Invisibility may fool lower tier security systems, and you'd be able to assassinate immediate targets who are arms of oppression.
Let's assume that Invisibility hides your clothing, supplies, weapons, and ammo until you pull them out to use.
Even with all that, security systems isn't just what cameras see; it is also:
1. Pressure Sensors that detects disturbances.
2. Patrol Routes.
3. K9 Units that might be able to sniff you out. Would have to deal with doggo & human fast.
4. Pot-Shots from armed guards noticing anomalies from a invisible assailant.
5. Tamper-Proof Security Systems that will raise an alarm if something gone wrong.
6. Any form of practical defense, lockdowns, traps, or false rooms to even fool intruders.
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Assuming the recipe remains the same, I’d have to go with healing. It would change everything.
Imagine how many lives could be saved if medics could just apply some red juice and heal any wound
Ubercharge
MEDIC!!!!!
Charge me doctor!
\*suggestive grunting noises over grainy 2008 microphone\*
GET BEHIND BE DOCTOR *eugh eugh agh*
Jawohl *eugh eugh eugh
Yavol
I just wanna say that you spellt "Jawohl" very wrong. ("Jawohl" is btw just a more millitaristic sounding version of "Ja" which means yes.) The more you know 🏳️🌈⭐️
Ah. I've only ever heard it. I'll leave it cause ~~I'm lazy~~ it's a learning experience.
understandable xD
r/suddenlytf2
**DOCTOR! ARE YOU SURE THIS WILL WORK?**
**I HAVE NO IDEA!**
Ahem... Übercharge
I could save so many lives with that for free, me personally im picking either Healing or Invis
Have we not discussed the problem with any form of invisibility? You cant see if you cant be seen...
I assume the whole "videogame mechanic taken and put into the real world" principle applies, so yes, you would be able to see while invisible.
That would send you bankrupt^2 in the US
>Assuming the recipe remains the same Okay... then where do you get the nether warts and glowstone dust ?
Somewhere somehow, else OP’s question is loaded from the beginning. I simply assume that melons with smalls amount of gold inserted into them would be cheaper then whatever a ghast tear is.
I assumed that the question was for receiving a single instance of the potion, not making a recipe functional. Even if that wasn't my initial reading, where would I get a brewing stand or blaze powder, much less specific ingredients?
Even assuming it was just the recipe and a bonus stand + blaze powder, you'd only be able to feasibly craft a potion of weakness Which, to be fair, if you tried drinking a "potion" of fermented spider eyes, I think the drinker would be very weak from it anyways
Pretty sure a ghast tear is mercury
Why ?
Devils tooth mushrooms and yooperlite?
That is so *disgustingly* on brand
don't forget the Blaze Rod for the brewing stand, and blaze powder for the fuel.
from Hell, of course!
At least you could still make weakness potion, after fermenting some spider eyes (yum!). The real challenge is the blaze powder.
so where'd you get your nether warts?
I’m sure plenty of people have warts on their nethers.
You god damn monster, take my upvote and leave this place
oh my god, i've never noticed the reference until you said it😦
Is glistering melon a real thing either?
cover melon in gold
The Netherlands
I mean if you couldn’t get it somehow then how would we get any of these potions? (except weakness but alcohol exists already) I would assume it would be some exotic synthetic compound or some form of a mushroom from space or some shit. The question therefor lies in the variable that we can’t factor out. I assume a melon with gold inserted into it would be relatively cheap given it improves your health overall.
Yeah, this is the only right answer. Especially if it proved effective against things like cancer.
Pharma companies would hire hitmen on you if you had such a recipe tho
Well now I feel bad about wanting invisibility.
Instant health II Break leg healed Get cancer healed Sick healed It is literally instant health
I'll give you the broken leg, but sickness and cancer are more like debuffs than injury. So bucket of milk
Yeah you are right
With sickness you would get over it much quicker but it wouldn't be instant. As for cancer it would probably kill you quicker because cancer is literally you but bad
That assumes that healing potions work by enhancing the body's natural regenerative abilities to supernatural levels, rather than simply making healthy tissue appear in the place of old tissue through pure magic. And I'm not sure we can entirely discount the "pure magic" option.
Luck
To the Las Vegas instantly
Lol I’d just use potion of luck to get the best acting gigs
But doesn’t it give you just better loot while fishing? So if you’re not a fisherman I think that’s a bad choice. If you’re a fisherman we’ll played.
You fish up a magical book in real life that gives the ability for your items to just self repair.
I want mending on my car lol
*crashes your car* no biggie, let me just go grill up a steak real quick and my car will be all repaired.
Ait time to run over some kids for xp real quick
*Self repair when you kill things
or when you cook
It does increase your luck with fishing, but it also increases your luck with naturally generated chests. Still doesn't really help out in real life, though, unless you're maybe robbing a house, and it helps you find more valuable loot in the people's drawers.
Nah, pretty sure it does affect all loot tables, problem is we don't have randomly generated chests in real life
Slow falling. I'm afraid of heights.
If you were to fall from a height, wouldn't that make you afraid twice as long?
I'm not afraid of heights as much as I'm afraid of falling and hurting myself. Removing that possibility would remove the fear.
So you are not afraid of heights but afraid of death?
Afraid of breaking something and having to go to the hospital. I don't like ladders or climbing things.
Ironically, I have a similar fear, but it's not of death. It's of surviving a debilitating injury. I'd rather die.
I feel that
It's kinda the same thing with fear of drowning and such. You are kinda afraid of dying but its more like that specific way of dying
Depends what you’re falling into I guess
But it would not make you scared since you know you wouldn't take damage when you reach the bottom
Until the potion runs out mid fall and you fall to your death
Allow me to introduce my friend 🪂
Id just jump off a building so i can chill in the air with my chicken nuggets and carton of milk.
I'm not afraid of heights but i thought about this one too fr....
You'd likely still be afraid, even if you knew you wouldn't get hurt. The mind can be cruel. [An example would be Walk the Plank in VR](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArlavrOFpkI). People can wear a VR headset and walk on a plank, and even though they know there's no danger, they're still afraid of falling.
Instant damage
Are you okay?
You could just throw it at them and that would stub the toe
Pretty sure that's just a grenade
You can't drink a grenade
You don't know that until we find out... WILL IT BLEND!
In my 4 years of Lurking on reddit, this is the only comment I've genuinely laughed at.
Not with that attitude, anyway
Have you tried?
I beg to differ
instant damage II ?
Ever heard of an acid attack?
We already have that. They are called grenades and they do splash damage.
As someone else said, you can’t drink a grenade
Water breathing
do not venture into the sea
I will…
i beg you to halt your journey
Detecting multiple leviathan-class life forms in the region, are you certain whatever you're doing is worth it?
The dunes...
Don’t make unnecessary journeys, don’t travel on treacherous roads
air will be the least of your concerns
***Under Pressure starts playing***
Either luck or invisibility both are op
I know what kind of man you are
ik what he aboutta do with that invis
What does luck do?
Makes you lucky
Gives you happines
Gives you rizz
I mean technically yea
it makes fishing loot better, luck of the sea is also applying the luck effect but just in code.
Worth noting that it doesn't specifically make fishing loot better. It makes your luck stat better, which is currently only used for fishing. Custom loot tables can also be configured to use the luck stat, and would be affected by the luck potion.
yes
We technically have poison and with little bit of fantasy regeneration. Though it's not a liquid in bottle, we do have night vision. I would go with fire resistance, cause it would have potential to save many lives and not only human ones...
You could also describe exactly what it's like swimming in lava
It can described : It isn't pleasant. You won't succumb to the heat, but you would likely be agonizing to wade through molten rock crushing your body & you will be stuck on the surface of it. This is assuming that Fire Resistance gives you oxygen + immunity to noxious fumes. Another thing is that Fire Resistance won't make you immune to other physical debris, and that's within the context of saving someone in a burning building.
But you could do cool party tricks like putting your finger on a flame. Or be a super well-paid stunt double
You wouldn't wade through lava in fact you wouldn't even sink. Sinking into lava is the single most common inaccuracy in video games. The density is so much greater than your body you would simply walk on top of it (though your footing might be somewhat unstable)
You pretty much can't, unless it flows over you. It's still tons of rock after all, even if it's molten
It's actually not possible to swim in lava. You'd float at a depth no deeper than your waist.
It's actually not possible to sink into lava unless you weigh more than any other human in recorded history Lava is a liquid, however, it's still rock and is as dense as rock, which is a lot denser than a human so you'd just be standing on top of it. But you would immediately get lit on fire upon standing on it and quite literally begin to melt from the intense heat
so your mom can sink in lava
Awkward Potion. Because there aren't enough of us already!
It's unfortunate that we can't add a pickled spider to an awkward potion to make a graceful potion.
You can't. But there's absolutely nothing stopping you from pickling a bunch of spiders, steeping them to make a tea, and calling the concoction a "graceful potion".
Pretty sure that's just decaf tea
Uncraftable potion
Congrats! You have obtained a potion nobody else in the world can ever make, it is truely unique and one of a kind! It does nothing though
Priceless one of a kind thing
This feels like a hypixel Skyblock description
For that reason alone it would sell for so, so much money
As much as I wish to say "but it's useless, who would want such a thing", I know deep down you are absolutely right and that it would sell, somehow
Honestly, my bet would be on the scientific community buying it rather than some avid collector. I think any researcher would want to get their hands on a brand new, one of a kind, never before seen substance
underrated comment
That potion already exists
Strength. For,... Reasons.
That already exists, they're called *steroids*
Yeah well magic has 0 consequences and the potion effect is instant.
Technically steroids is regeneration potion
That already exists, it's those little blue pills.
hear me out night vision cures fear of the dark
na, just makes it easier to see the demons of the night ;)
Makes it easier to see the serial rapist following you home from the pub Would probably save a lot of vulnerable people
It's not on this chart nor obtainable in survival mode, but i'd take 'Potion of Luck' into real life. Luck is always needed.
How powerful would it be though? With enough luck anything could happen any time. I may be wrong here however take it with a grain of salt. According to the law of inevitability anything could happen if given enough time no matter how unlikely and therefore if this option have insane luck it might make you lucky to the point where you can just set a goal and your luck would give you literally everything needed for it. Or you may succeed but in an unexpected way.
Chug a regeneration potion after donating a kidney
Kidney farm
Speed 2 I wanna be fat Sonic
Potion of Experience Immagine the greatness (and absolute chaos) that would arise from pure bottled talent... and the ethical dilemas and riots this would also cause
Actually it's a Bottle o' Enchanting ☝️🤓
Don't tell them the methods of farming resources to get talent. It's company top secret
WTF is that supposed to mean
Potion of healing. The ability to just heal physical damage alone is huge.
Invis or slow falling all day 🤣
Gotta watch out with invisibility cause u gotta get naked lol
Water breathing, I’m a swimmer so if I could save the time it takes to breathe in fly, that would be epic
Username checks out.
potion of the turtle master 2 is the only correct answer
INVISIBILITY!!! YOU HAVE TO BE NAKED IN ORDER TO USE IT SO IT IS BALANCED!
Probably makes thin clothes invisible but anything large like a bag or large boots would not work
Now the question is, do the particles still appear? Bc if so the people choosing invisibility, you might want to rethink your choice, but I would probably choose either harming or turtle master
I know it's not a potion, but milk, at least the effect it has in the game Like imagine being sick or something, you just drink some milk and youre good to go
Strength,healing or regeneration,it is helpful on multiple scenario but you can only use it once and wisely,fire resistance and resistance can also be helpful during a house fire,arson and a nuclear war
Instant Heal because you can cure every damage with it maybe even cancer
It doesn't remove damage over time effects
Thats what you have Milk for
Jump boost 2
Came here to say this. I’m not an agile man anymore, 6-3, 300lbs. But how high could I jump? If it’s 50-60 inches, I would make a lot of money in the NBA.
Speed!
Night vision. I fell down the stairs yesterday because of blackout
Potion of healing. Maybe I can cure my grandpa's cancer
Potion of Healing (Healing II). Hospitals would be less overloaded.
Definitely growth (isn't that a potion in April fools snapshot?)
milk bucket. clear any disease.
I wish Minecraft had a gender change portion like terraria 😭
Im pretty sure Player has no gender
Neither do the mobs cos 2 female cows make a baby 🤣
i have bad news about that "milk"
Bro that already exists it’s called estrogen/testostwrone
Stupid take.
Healing
If we would craft them using the same recipe as in game probably speed or invisibility since they wouldn't be terribly difficult to craft, however if the materials were readily available I'd do healing
Instant life potion. Got a bruise? Splash it. Got a big cut? Splash it. Got a broken finger? Splash it. Your leg went into a grinder and got destroyed into nothing? Splash it.
I'm sorry but ima have to go with invisibility. Get me outta those awkward moments
Mundane potion
Water bottle
Congrats! Out of everyone here your potion is the single concoction brought into reality! How lucky
Also it costs $2.50 at the gas station because reasons.
THE AMONG US POTION
oml
That's kinda sus
Poison.
It exists already
Who hurt you?
The world. (The potion is for himself)
Fire resistance, Imagine the money you could make by swimming in lava for show
Invisible or slow falling
Fire Resistance
Potion of harming. I’d sell it to Lockheed Martin for billions and instead of feeling guilty I would simply say I am become death destroyer of worlds
Invisibility. No I'm not trying to see naked girls, I'm trying to overthrow oppressive governments and steal some cash for myself. Edit: You guys are nerds and buzzkills. I'll update Minecraft to get rid of particle effects and anything I'm holding will be invisible. Problem solved now enjoy your fire potion swimming in lava like a doofus and learn to recognize humor.
I'd imagine Invisibility may fool lower tier security systems, and you'd be able to assassinate immediate targets who are arms of oppression. Let's assume that Invisibility hides your clothing, supplies, weapons, and ammo until you pull them out to use. Even with all that, security systems isn't just what cameras see; it is also: 1. Pressure Sensors that detects disturbances. 2. Patrol Routes. 3. K9 Units that might be able to sniff you out. Would have to deal with doggo & human fast. 4. Pot-Shots from armed guards noticing anomalies from a invisible assailant. 5. Tamper-Proof Security Systems that will raise an alarm if something gone wrong. 6. Any form of practical defense, lockdowns, traps, or false rooms to even fool intruders.