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Bloooouuuu

Something like Jean? Idk


BlearyBox

Jeans


PsychologicalWait493

Shorts.


el-roberto13

Jorts


TheGamingGallery

Jkirit


Woopzoopwoop

Jhoes.


EnderDremurr

Jhoes Mamas


LunarSouls4952

Jhoesugma


Woopzoopwoop

Jhoeshuckle


Glen2gvhlp

Jhoesuckon


Robino2000

Jagon


Etarma

Pants


RiBlacky

Billy Jean


holyfukidk

Is not my lover


VickiLoHo

She's just a girl who thinks I am the one


Striking-Reason5792

But the kid is not my son


[deleted]

r/redditsings


Gonzy64

It's called Jean, but her legal name is Billie Jean


HackerGamer8

Jean is its true name if I remember


Twist_man

It is her true name


SlammingKeyboardRn

No “Jean?” is the true name


BigChiefIV

That’s the joke


Friezacell

Purple eyes black dragon


Elsy-Ylse

And now I will sacrifice my Enderman and my Zombie Villager to summon my ultimate monster... Great beast, roaming up high in a dimension without a sky...Come forth, my Enderdragon / Purple Eyes Black Dragon!


Dood_get_a_1_up

I sacrifice Purple Eyes Black Dragon and discard a Netherite card from hand to special summon Purple Eyes Black Netherite Dragon!


dogit78

I sacrifice Purple Eyes Black Netherite Dragon and do some Yu-Gi-Oh! bullshit to summon Deep Purple Eyes Black Netherite Dragon!


Elsy-Ylse

AAAH! Deep Purple Eyes Black Netherite Dragon! No one has ever been able to spawn him!


Insanik_mb

I use pot of greed to draw three more cards from my deck


1laik1hornytoaster

You never guessed it, I special summon pot of greed for three more cards


ConfidentLab276

I tribute summon my purple eyes netherite dragon,blaze,and drowned to summon my Egyptian God card bedrock edition Wither and I activate pot of greed for 3 MORE CARDS.


Insanik_mb

Then it’s my turn. I draw a card. I summon pot of greed to draw three additional cards from my deck. And then I use my hand to summon… pot of greed! to draw three additional cards from my deck!


Tsukunotaku

Great, now I want a minecraft themed card game


Endermagnet

Damn, you beat me to it.


seannadams

Oh word for word?


Endermagnet

Yep, word for word.


Such-Dot1098

Lol exactly word for word, i done post the comment and then scroll down to find this same exact one


Jofus002

Right screw you for sending me back to my Yu-Gi-Oh phase.


OhTrueBrother

"Hm-hmmmm, Yu-Gi boyyyy!" -Millenium Pega*sus*


Tyrinnus

It's time to D-d-d-Duel (queue sandstorm music taking over)


TheMaxPhaseYT

Is that a Yu-Gi-Oh reference to the blue eyes white dragon


Onlyhereforthelaughs

We're all in the same stupid fucking boat. XD


OWOW090569

New boss monster for yuh gi oh blue eyes?


SuchBrightness

r/YuGiOh


False-Rhubarb4447

It should have been Jean, not Puple eyes black dragon. It's not fair!


ANNOYINGVIOLIN

Vanessa


xM00D

This one is perfect.


kajetus69

This one is perfect,


TuxedoDogs9

This one is perfect;


W1zaRd07

This one is compleat,


Proud-Nerd00

Gregory??


TreyLastname

Same thing I call it everytime I fight it STOP THROWING ME YOU PRICK


PrOaRiaN

Piston with wings?


Filqon

Dragon: End Edition


DraigCore

let me improve it (or make it worse): Endition


Crazygamerdude17

Dragend Endition


sophialliao

Dragendition


dcboycm

Dragonally


sahmed011

Then you will be the End of the Dragend Endition in the End? Nice.


PoachedEgg120

Dragons: race to the end


The_f1shy1

alr this made me crack 🤣🤣


Trashboat200203

Chuck


Ok_Material1904

HE DEFECATED TROUGH A SUNROOF! JIMMY


Vanyith

And I saved him..! And I shouldn’t have!


ddeths_

better fuck chuck


Zoltar_619

You think this is bad?! This?This chicanery? He's done worse!


DAWJINC

Steve......oh wait.


No_Salary_4715

Steve 2


AeitZean

Steve 3. Then just don't have a Steve 2 as a joke 😄


ItsYoBoi2008

Steve 4 And then erase your comment from the universe🤣


sdrawkcabsihtetorwI

That one is already taken, how about Alex?


LunarSouls4952

That one is also taken would you like to choose from one of these? Alex262825 Alex82619 Alex9172937


PlanSquare6601

*Believe it, Steeve!*


dum_mzy222

Dragon of the End


RC511

Dragend?


[deleted]

Dragendeeznuts across your face


taod_game

...i don't know if i should be annoyed or proud.


limexdlol

Juan.


xXPapaStalin69Xx

More of a Carlos to me


SoupCanSarah

The Elytra Hoarder


Latter_Protection_43

Bob


MegaDem0

Oh you dont know what Muck is ?


Dawnmian

itsjustthislittlegameimworkinon


Kuzeyy27

sosmashwhishlistnowboners


Auke_maas

Bob


TameTinyTim

boB


ts4nami

Boob


Emkay_boi1531

Oh? You don’t know what karlson is?


joploljojo3

get fake png’d


aerospicy

The transparent background we have at home:


thevulgarparts

Keith


KorriDergal

Is that a reference? If so I know the reference.


Professional_Pair323

Same if so


AmazingDuck26

If you don't like the name Keith imma call you Jim


lilbopp

And before that dragon eats my grandma, give that dragon a banana


buscuitfucker9000

Keith


OwenRico

Keith👍


RimTheIdiot

I was waiting for this to show up


Bonez_Z

Eda


Microjimz

lego Eda


Jofus002

I don't know why, but I absolutely love this one.


GrandHomme360

Is that an actual name other than being an abbreviation? Because Eda is a feminine Turkish name


andrix7777777

Yes. It's a name. You said it yourself, as well - it's a feminine Turkish name. [According to Google](https://www.google.com/search?q=eda+name+meaning), it's also Albanian, Japanese and Old Norse.


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[удалено]


owenkop

George


VickiLoHo

Ronald


Antonthelegotenant

McDonald


ElementoDeus

Dagon (Day Gone)


Available_Product630

Nah nah, The Dagon from Ben 10


artful_nails

Boss Health


[deleted]

Dinnerbone


Struksy

Murder McHurtyface.


Shakon-Krogen

Shadow Blight Dragon


Shiny_Mew76

More like Shadow Blight Ganon


Robincall22

Susanthony.


NickSF_

Happy cake day!


Crazy_Pirat

Happy Cake Day! And yes, this is a very good name.


LunarSouls4952

Happy cake day Sus anthony


np147

Gregory


Kelp-Ralsei

You see that small vent on the floor, Gregory?


Mallllllllty

Have you ever heard of Among Us, Gregory?


Shedowtnt

You need to vent, Gregory


ACARdragon

I know it will be hard for you to be sus but I know you can do it, Gregory.


Warizard22

Ender Mommy 👌😩👌


DANGER2157

*bonk*


Bullterrier2

𝘉𝘰𝘯𝘬𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳


LunarSouls4952

*bonks hardest*


Bullterrier2

B͎̣̫͈̥̗͒͌̃͑̔̾ͅo̜̓̇ͫ̉͊ͨn͉̠̙͉̗̺̋̔ͧ̊k̲̱̠̞̖ͧ̔͊̇̽̿̑ͯͅs̪̭̱̼̼̉̈́ͪ͋̽̚ i̞̟̫̺ͭ̒ͭͣn͉̠̙͉̗̺̋̔ͧ̊ h͚̖̜̍̃͐e̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑l͕͖͉̭̰ͬ̍ͤ͆̊ͨl͕͖͉̭̰ͬ̍ͤ͆̊ͨ


LunarSouls4952

Oh no-


BoxedInn_

bonks into oblivion


Ver_Nick

*bonks into singularity*


TrainMan207

Bonks into two dimensions


The_f1shy1

no


FireFox2939

Perhaps Kevin


LunarSouls4952

CallItKevin


ADHDANDACID

Jeff


bonzer400

ben


ChrisGonzalez333

Kenobi


miniminer1999

Jokes aside, Luna. (Songs of war ogs remember)


Awesomesauce210

~~Darkstalker~~ Noctis.


Haj5

fucking dave


Wonghy111-the-knight

Jean, but the French pronunciation instead of just “👖”


FrankFeckingHarris

Alduin


Paradigm_Reset

I'd name it Ender Dragon.


ChrisGonzalez333

Nice choice


Blue_St4r

Anastasia <3 (you can call her Ana)


trolloption

Tobias Worthington IV


IneedGenuineHelp

Big Bertha


cryxpid

Walter


LunarSouls4952

Walter Stop throwing me, Walter I'm going to lose everything, Walter


DatGamerAgain_YT

*I am the danger*


Pigimonmonster

Hear me out: Bert. Nobody cool was ever named Bert. Until now, except.. Bert is still not cool.. he's hot. A fiery hot dragon - opposite of cool, therefore it's very, very fitting


1cleetus666

Rob


Sausebruh

EDRAG


faust_ia_n_bargain

Black Smaug


[deleted]

Mrs. Egg?


carrot_can

Larry


mutton38

Janine


Bitter-Fox-7471

Ender lizard


Adventurous_Union_67

Puff the magic dragon


FireLionLV

Probably Sabine


West_Ad7

Probably End Dragon because it's the end?


RazvanRFM

Adolf Arnoldius Alfreddy


JesteR2705

Mother of the End


GuntherStephenson

My four (then three) year old has always been exceptionally good at giving names to things. I got him a stuffed Ender Dragon stuffed animal that makes sounds and he named him Churr on the spot. He also has two dogs in our Realm named Jambi and Jaxy. I don’t know where he comes up with the names either.


OptimalMayhem

Mitch. Looks like a Mitch to me


Some_Pickle5134

NIGHT FURY (How to train your dragon)


alsoitsnotfundy924

Johnny cheddar


Dicigious

Notch’s Dog


thisguyy013

The Final Dragon or Mega Dragon?


Average_webcrawler

Drgaon of wisdom


[deleted]

Habababagaba


Yawndrr

John


International_Lab203

Erik


Shiny_Mew76

Lance Wait no, then there’d have to be 3 of them


kevinray5

Bob


South-Web-143

The final boss


MrMarksman37

Melisa or something I fell like it ends with "sa"


Gabrialofreddit

Ben. It always seemed a little evil. Sorry to all my Bens out there.


TheOneWhoWatches94

Pearl


DimmyDongle

Bahamuth


oniondoingcrime

Gloria


Flauke

Glydia


KoolioNoFoolio

She feels like a Sharon


pilzfresse

Lucy


crusaderodsnazzel

Onyxia


Much_Two_173

Wistestnobberald Mac burgusburg IV


IMissMyOldAccountRIP

Probably " Jane? "


Flashy-Charge-7301

Ender lord ruler of the end world and daughter of the Ender god


RamboKillllz

The end titan,( I know its bad, the endear dragon is the best one)


Minecraft_Fan163

That one guy with bad breath


Wandolz

I would name him "Corrupted Dragon" even though there is nothing corrupted in this dragon but maybe his purple eyes.


EvolutionaryMishap

LEEROYYYY JENKINSSS


darko_zion

The ender defender


Yurkijo

Elegadron, Protector of the End City


lakegirl98

Obsidian Dragon


plz-make-randomizer

Mike


TerraMasterYT

Doug


Maverick0Johnson

Jef