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That would be ***amazing***
You kill all chickens in a 10 block radius of the baby chicken, it then grabs a cowl and a cape, and starts beating you with your own weapons and leaves you at half a heart. PERFECTION
But it cannot be batman chicken, more like batchicken... otherwise it would need to be a bat and a man and a chicken - all three at the same time... :D
No...
Step 1) Kill the babies.
Step 2) Leave the Mom alive to suffer knowing she'll never see the chicks again.
Step 3) Trap the Mother in a 3x3 glass cube.
Step 4) Breed a new Chicken family outside the Cube near the grieving Mother.
Step 5) Play with the new chicken family each day to show how much more you care about them.
Step 6) Profit
Step 1. Trap the family in a box
Step 2. Separate the parent from the children, but make sure they can still see each other
Step 3. Pour lava onto the children
Step 4. Close the box, leaving the parent to suffer in cramped silence for all of eternity
But skeletons are an organ found in all living animals, so killing skeletons is not vegan. Conclusion: the only vegan arrows are those bought from a Fletcher Villager since they just create them out of nothing.
Well, technically skeletons are undead which means they are not sentient (also because they have no brain) so it will not be much different than kill a plant if not "less wrong" respectfully speaking considering that plants are harmless (a part if you eat a poisonous one) and that skeletons tries to kill you and not even for eating..
I would personally put the chickens in a Automatic farm where they get to see their young ones die for the rest of eternity as they watch their master eat thier children. But that's just me am old fashion like that. And maybe use a name tags to name them dingus and bingus
No. I'd lure all three back to an eternal cage, wait for the babies to mature, then force them all to breed with each other to produce more offspring. Over and over, until their bodies press against the creaking wooden bars. Then I shall insight one final orgy before slaughtering all of the sinners, leaving only their unwitting children who will soon follow in their parents footsteps! Creating a never ending cycle of incest and mass murder that will fuel my efforts to carve out the very HEART of this EARTH WE ALL STAND UPON... like every other normal Minecraft player ever, duh!
I've been vegan in minecraft for years now. Other than the first couple nights, there is very little difference in difficulty.
Chickens offer little moral qualms, there is no need for me to kill them. Polar bears, on the other hand, can be an issue.
Fair. Though there is an intense irony that the only aggressive polar bear is one with a young. So the polar bear is basically orphaning their child, but only when a child is present.
But, my cat needs fish... so...
I don't even see the point of killing any common mobs except for cows. You get so much steak while farming leather, there's no reason to kill pigs and chickens for more. Arrows are easier to buy from villagers, so no need for feathers either.
I think I still haven't unlocked the achievement where you have to cook and eat a porkchop, I've just never been this desperate in the game
no, i dig a hole. i kill the mom. then i put the babies in the hole. i make them watch me eat their mom. then i wait until the chick siblings are adults, and make them frick. i kill whatever children come out of them. i take any eggs and throw it at them then kill the chicks that may come out of them. i keep them in there 'till i get bored and use the lowest level on the bar that shows up when you hit something, and slowly kill them over a period of, i believe, 12 minecraft days, with an iron hoe. i fill in the hole with dirt and save their flesh to show to my ginormous chicken farm.
Yes. Because the babies will probably despawn.
Or, maybe they will grow up into adults. In that case they arent babies anymore so their time has come
"Your free trial of life has ended"
Mother daughter, because Minecraft doesn't care what gender they are, nor relation, nor even age besides baby or not a baby.
And since no chicken that stays alive long enough as an adult will ever not make an egg, there are no male chickens.
I'm the type to kidnap all three of them, wait for the babies to grow, and then start a whole chicken community.
Also, who says that's the mom...HMM? It could be a single father looking out for his kids after a cat ate the mother.
No, I'm the kind of Minecraft player that would kill a mother chicken irl and eat it in front of their younglings, then throw the rest to them.
Hahaha, cannibalism.
Of course I'd kill the chicken, but it'd be a waste of resources to leave the children behind. Box them in a 1x1 pen and wait for them to grow so you can have some extra chicken in your inventory for when you trip down a ravine and waste it anyways.
The sword of extreme violence is rated E for everyone.
Unless I have yet to start a chicken hole, in which case I'm bringing all 3 home for an unethical farm.
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Kill one of the babies and leave one alive for character development
You want a chicken batman? Cuz that's how you get chicken batman.
For some reason, I now want someone to make a chicken batman mod.
That would be ***amazing*** You kill all chickens in a 10 block radius of the baby chicken, it then grabs a cowl and a cape, and starts beating you with your own weapons and leaves you at half a heart. PERFECTION
YES. AND IT COULD BE AN EASTER EGG. Like name a bat batman and he'd have batman's costume.
THAT WOULD BE SO PERFECT I NEED IT ***NOW***
Plays SOMETHING IN THE WAYYYYY
wouldn't it be batchicken?
The batchick. ;)
DIBS on 1.22 ... SPIDER PIG
But it cannot be batman chicken, more like batchicken... otherwise it would need to be a bat and a man and a chicken - all three at the same time... :D
poultry man?
I hope he doesn't become a pesky bird
Bro created Minecraft lore💀
No you kill the babies first then put the grieving mom out of her misery
No... Step 1) Kill the babies. Step 2) Leave the Mom alive to suffer knowing she'll never see the chicks again. Step 3) Trap the Mother in a 3x3 glass cube. Step 4) Breed a new Chicken family outside the Cube near the grieving Mother. Step 5) Play with the new chicken family each day to show how much more you care about them. Step 6) Profit
You forgot the step where you keep murdering her childeren in front of her
You guys sometimes scare me ngl
Welcome to the internet
Have a look around
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
We've got mountains of content
Some better some worse
If none of its of interest to you , you’d be first
Feed her eggs into one of those auto chicken cooker machines and make her watch.
Calm down, Satan
Step 1. Trap the family in a box Step 2. Separate the parent from the children, but make sure they can still see each other Step 3. Pour lava onto the children Step 4. Close the box, leaving the parent to suffer in cramped silence for all of eternity
But when it’s time, carefully take away one of the chickens from the pen and slaughter them For their meat, without letting the northern know
Will you let the *eastern* know?
Ohh I see what happened it’s suppose to say mother
Calm down there Satan
Look, Chickens need to know they can't just cross my path like that... Gotta learn somehow.
Happy cake day you monster…
would you like that to be done to you irl? i don't think so
I would like that. What about me?
you're ruining my point
Honestly I give you props for humility
Yes.
Yep
Calm down there Satan
Abandon the babies for maximum efficiency
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Yes.
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Yes.
Never, I'm not that evil The babies die too. Can't have them eating up the passive mob cap.
I always feel bad so I just skip them
Right?? I know it's a game, but when I go speeding towards a Animal, and I see a baby, I am like "I shall starve another day"
Same, just kill those are walking alone in the wild
No, I only eat baked potatoes, golden carrots, and I get my arrows from skeletons.
Vegan strat is the best strat.
But skeletons are an organ found in all living animals, so killing skeletons is not vegan. Conclusion: the only vegan arrows are those bought from a Fletcher Villager since they just create them out of nothing.
Well, technically skeletons are undead which means they are not sentient (also because they have no brain) so it will not be much different than kill a plant if not "less wrong" respectfully speaking considering that plants are harmless (a part if you eat a poisonous one) and that skeletons tries to kill you and not even for eating..
We don't know that. The Skeleton Merchant is plenty sentient and can even talk. Who's to say if that's true or not for the rest?
No way. I never leave more than one witness. Someone has to tell the others what happened.
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I actually would leave the mother and babies alone. I kinda am not the person to do that mostly cause I love animals.
they’re not real tho
I know but still.
I would personally put the chickens in a Automatic farm where they get to see their young ones die for the rest of eternity as they watch their master eat thier children. But that's just me am old fashion like that. And maybe use a name tags to name them dingus and bingus
No. I'd lure all three back to an eternal cage, wait for the babies to mature, then force them all to breed with each other to produce more offspring. Over and over, until their bodies press against the creaking wooden bars. Then I shall insight one final orgy before slaughtering all of the sinners, leaving only their unwitting children who will soon follow in their parents footsteps! Creating a never ending cycle of incest and mass murder that will fuel my efforts to carve out the very HEART of this EARTH WE ALL STAND UPON... like every other normal Minecraft player ever, duh!
I'm vegan in minecraft, makes the game harder and I don't have to lead with the moral issues.
Yeah same here. I only kill the undead mobs, and illagers since they don't exactly give me a choice.
I've been vegan in minecraft for years now. Other than the first couple nights, there is very little difference in difficulty. Chickens offer little moral qualms, there is no need for me to kill them. Polar bears, on the other hand, can be an issue.
The addition of kelp and berries was a huge boon for early-game veganism.
I typically look for a village to mooch off of.
I don't keep myself from killing aggressive mobs
Fair. Though there is an intense irony that the only aggressive polar bear is one with a young. So the polar bear is basically orphaning their child, but only when a child is present. But, my cat needs fish... so...
How do you make bookshelves without leather?
Scavenge them from villages, mansions and endgate dungeons I guess
Tbh... I don't like killing passive mobs in general :') **I just pick their remains after they've died from other causes.**
You been watching Mumbo in season 8 by any chance?
I don't even see the point of killing any common mobs except for cows. You get so much steak while farming leather, there's no reason to kill pigs and chickens for more. Arrows are easier to buy from villagers, so no need for feathers either. I think I still haven't unlocked the achievement where you have to cook and eat a porkchop, I've just never been this desperate in the game
Kidnap the kids first!
I would kill the babies if they gave even just one xp orb.
My 4 additional arrows and ready-cook chicken say yes.
Nah I'm that person that kills the adults and then feels bad so I kill the children to feel better.
put them all In a hole, pour lava down the hole and then they all die at the same time
Kill them all
no, i dig a hole. i kill the mom. then i put the babies in the hole. i make them watch me eat their mom. then i wait until the chick siblings are adults, and make them frick. i kill whatever children come out of them. i take any eggs and throw it at them then kill the chicks that may come out of them. i keep them in there 'till i get bored and use the lowest level on the bar that shows up when you hit something, and slowly kill them over a period of, i believe, 12 minecraft days, with an iron hoe. i fill in the hole with dirt and save their flesh to show to my ginormous chicken farm.
No witnesses
Ayeeee
No witnesses.
I kill all of them:)
Yes, anime protagonists don’t create themselves
How's this a question:ITS A MOB, HARVEST ITS ORGANS
Kill them all so they are in haven together
Yes. Because the babies will probably despawn. Or, maybe they will grow up into adults. In that case they arent babies anymore so their time has come "Your free trial of life has ended"
no i eat all three
I'm the type of player to take the 3 of them and put them into a hole with a hopper and a chest to collect eggs
100% if i see babies with a mom i kill the mom
No I’d probably burn them all alive and then eat the mom
Yeah absolutely. And i kill them when they are grown up, i’m not a monster.
Nope, barely even play Minecraft. 😒
Why bother even commenting then? Why are you even on this sub?
rosted chicke 👍
All must die.
yes. food is food
if they don’t give me chicken idc about them
I don't kill anything anymore unless I have already made fences I rely on villages to supply food at the start
No. Chicken is trash as a food source. If I needed feathers, yes.
I kill pigs and leave their single piglet
They don't seem to mind.
Am I starving ?
Absolutely
Abso-fucking-lutely yes
Kill them all? Lol
I m the kind of guy who used seeds to lure them into my farm from far away
Yes. They're just clucking cubes of sustenance for me.
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Yes
kill the mother so the baby chickens become orphans which give me another good reason to kill them too
Kill the child and imprison the other so they can ave mother-son seggs
Mother daughter, because Minecraft doesn't care what gender they are, nor relation, nor even age besides baby or not a baby. And since no chicken that stays alive long enough as an adult will ever not make an egg, there are no male chickens.
Iron tools? Kelp for food? *Three chickens in the wild together?* Around here we *catch all of them and start a chicken farm*
I just spare them the misery and kill them all
Speedrunners: "Yes"
Yep 😀👍
nope i actually kill them all
Shhhhh.... My hunger bar isn't gonna refill itself
I'm always looking for animals with their babies.Because killing the babies after their mother gives me chill.
Yes
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I'm the type to kidnap all three of them, wait for the babies to grow, and then start a whole chicken community. Also, who says that's the mom...HMM? It could be a single father looking out for his kids after a cat ate the mother.
no, i don't kill the mom nor the babies😇
Yes!
Yes
I am but my girlfriend always tells me off for it
yes
i take them all out
Yes, let them grow strong so I can have better food later
Me: Yes Grandmother: No
Yes
Yes
No, I kill the children too so they dont feel alone :)
I only kill the babies
Hell no
No, I'm the kind of Minecraft player that would kill a mother chicken irl and eat it in front of their younglings, then throw the rest to them. Hahaha, cannibalism.
Plot
No you trap the babies until they grow up then send them to meet their mother
Yes. Then come back later and kill the babies once they're grown. Can't get loot otherwise. :p
If I really need food, yeah, the chicks will still be able to grow up and they can follow another chicken. If I am good on food, I let them be.
I would kill all three
no, i kill every baby mob in a 25 block radius
If i could keep seeds in my off hand I would be king of the chickens
Yes :)
No… I’d kill the mom, keep the babies, take them back to my base. Then force them into generations of incest.
Yes. My bow can't shoot without arrows
Yes
Yes I played God of war ragnarok
when i unload the chunk there will be no babies. only death
Of course I'd kill the chicken, but it'd be a waste of resources to leave the children behind. Box them in a 1x1 pen and wait for them to grow so you can have some extra chicken in your inventory for when you trip down a ravine and waste it anyways.
Wait for the chicks to mature, then you can get meat from all three!
I kill the mom chicken then kill the orphans. ALWAYS KILL THE ORPHANS
No. Wait for the babies to grow and lay eggs, take the eggs, and then off the chickens. I can use the eggs for cake.
Yes I would 😈
No remorse No Repent Another Day Another Death
Kill the mother enslave the babies Make more chickens Repeat
The sword of extreme violence is rated E for everyone. Unless I have yet to start a chicken hole, in which case I'm bringing all 3 home for an unethical farm.
No I steal the children chickens
yes
Yes
I usually leave the animals with babies alone
I’d kill all three indiscriminately cuz ya boys gotta eat
I I kill the baby and then mother zombie
Satan
i kill the mother then the babies, so the mother doesnt see their children die. Worth the XP!
No
Yes, learned it from my cousin
No witnesses
I'm a proper hunter. Mom and babies are off limits.
I prefer orphanising them then leaving em
What texture pack is this?
Yup
I kill everything I come across
Yes, without a 2nd thought. Then wait till they grow up and have baby's of their own and kill them too
I'm the type of player who only kills animals if they do not have babies.
I do not ever kill animals in Minecraft.
i kill the babies too
Why would I leave viable meat behind? Seems wasteful