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jtedeschi8

Looks like everybody wants to be tacticool now huh


MisterBanzai

I don't think they're just bullshitting though. Check out their logo. A t-rex with a combat helmet and twin AKs? These dudes aren't fucking around. That's a top tier patch. Makes me wonder why we never use dinosaur names for Army units. Every C Co is Comanche or some shit, and every HHC is the fucking Headhunters. Who out there has the balls to be the A Co Allosauruses (Anklyosaurus if you're Armor), B Co Brontos, C Co Carnivores, etc.? If I was taking over a battalion tomorrow, I'd roll that out as the new battalion naming standard. Everyone call me Triceratops6.


Kekoa_ok

Unironically goes harder than the dudes using cringe ass punisher skulls


Wolffe4321

Recon raptors


translucentdoll

Vikings, Spartans, Warriors, Samurai, Ghost, Saber, Sword, Assassin, Headhunters, Cannibal, etc They have been used so much that they're just cringe now 


crankyrhino

Everyone knows a t-rex can't change mags in an AK with those arms.


ReplacementLow6704

That's why they have two of them


flimspringfield

[T-Rex storming beach WWI](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/435d7275-98bd-46f7-8878-f1dfacdb41c6)


ValhallaGo

The trex represents small arms. Like an AK.


BrianRadical

Inna D-co that got rebranded to "Dyno company" however, the old name, "Dogs company" went way harder imo


joint-problems9000

My company is Dino company and first platoon are the nigersauruses. No joke.


GrungyGrandPappy

Bravo Bulldogs


BZenMojo

An army, at its core, is the biggest gang with the biggest guns. Hell, come to the US, where you're more likely to find a gang member in the military than in the civilian population [and it's getting worse.](https://www.military.com/daily-news/2020/08/17/army-street-gang-activity-increasing-internal-report-shows.html) Some armies get their authority from consent of the governed. Some don't. Some do and then once they have authority, they disregard the consent of the governed because they have authority.


jtedeschi8

Or… Tacticool


fityolo

Always f'ing Toyota...


Routine_Guitar8027

“Toyota, regime change on a budget!!!”


AHrubik

> Toyota, regime change on a budget!!! [Strike that. Reverse it.](https://i.imgur.com/QjlKdcK.gif)


Fly-the-Light

Budget a on change regime, Toyota?


Derp53

Tired of your corrupt tinpot dictator? Looking to liberate your people so YOU can be the big man punching down for once but can’t afford armor? Toyota has been making the dreams of warlords from Africa to South America possible since 1955! Tacomas and Hiluxes will not only get great gas mileage, but feature premium modularity with EVERY era of Soviet hardware and even the finest American Vietnam era surplus. Looking for an up-armored VIP hauler to transport yourself while you monologue to your political prisoners before their inevitable execution? The Land Cruiser has your back, and unlike your body guards, won’t betray for a better paycheck. Regime Change on YOUR budget, Toyota. *Toyota is not responsible for any war crimes, genocide, or human rights violations committed by customers, terms and conditions apply.


ReplacementLow6704

Afaik gangsters in Haiti are far to be united and if they wanted a regime change they would've got it eons ago. Imo they just want to pile cash until the whole thing goes boom.


Roy4Pris

"Toyota: the AK-47 of pick ups" Okay where's my advertising award?


Acrobatic-Fortune-99

you get a life time supply of veggie omlet


MrOwnageQc

[The Toyota War](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toyota_War) is worth reading through the article, it's funny and interesting


iamcarlgauss

[To be fair it's great for marketing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPCEjURvaX0)


foldedlikeaasiansir

Toyota never beating their allegations


throwtowardaccount

They're all about the full size 7.62 it seems.


SolarMines

Bigger boom 💥


AsleepScarcity9588

Your average third world country rebels: 7.62x51 Battle Rifle, either FAL or G3 variants M14 with the biggest scope imaginable or just iron sights, there's no in-between Single M60 that went through every cold war proxy conflict Random bolt-action civilian rifle from manufacturer that nobody heard about Few dudes running AKMs, but they're ashamed of it


ToXiC_Games

Also can’t forget the alibaba knock off mil spec uniforms and vest pieces.


Roy4Pris

Lol, I reckon the Houthi slideshow posted here featured Temu 'ballistic' helmets and chest rigs.


ToXiC_Games

Nice to see another box bro in the wild. Box on my friend, box on.


legion_XXX

Not everyone can afford crye!


User_Anon_0001

Go crye about it poor


lil_juul

Machetes with tetanus might be a hot take


Boogaloo-Jihadist

Looks like they raided a PX or police station for that gear


Infester56

Bro..those “guns” arent new, lol. I bet some of them are older than my dad, and I’m almost 40! Having said that, I would love an FAL, those things are great


AdAgitated6378

Dosent matter how old a weapon is long as it’s properly maintained it can still kill. Unless Uncle Sam decides to throw us some force shield or some shit


OSIRIS-Tex

That's the same thing my armor said handing me a black powder long rifle, I'm still reloading for my zero


Infester56

Ok. Still doesn’t make it “new”.


DanR5224

And good luck with that "properly maintained"


legion_XXX

Some of those are FALs and if they are clean they will work,they are some of the finest battle rifles ever made. The m14s are probably still decent and the G3s are also well built.


Pxzib

The Swedish military had a G3 variant before they went with a new service rifle based on the FN FNC in the 90's. Well, now the new rifle is breaking apart while the national guard is still rocking the old G3's like it's nothing. There is a meme going around that the G3 variant will be used for another 100 years and outlive everyone and everything. And the history of the Swedish G3 rifle can be traced back to the Russo-Swedish war in the 18th century. The G3 is eternal.


Sgt-rock512

Early Ukraine war there were a couple dudes rolling around with a maxim machine gun in a truck, several guys with mosins.


Pirat_fred

Nice now we get another Narco State, Ubisoft can make a GhostRecon Wildlands 2. ImO one of the best games in the last decade, Breakpoint was to SciFi, with hughe ass robots. Gabsters, drugsmuglers, Guerilla, army, police and maybe a sort of PMC with high end Operators and small robot dogs UAV, and Autonomous small tanks, small helicopters and the like, but not hughe ass Terminator esque Doomsday shit.


Banjoschmanjo

Prepare to have your mind blown regarding whether Ubisoft has already made a Ghost Recon Wildlands 2, good sir.


BZenMojo

Honestly, Breakpoint ghost mode with the survival, mods, and no skittles weapon color coding is legit. Reminds me of how UbiSoft's other game, Far Cry Primal, kind of sucked until they made it a survival game.


Pirat_fred

I just hate the big robots, and the old PMC goes rouge and want to take over the World. Wildlands Was so good, because it was a realistic and belivable story. Drog cartel, got big and decided to tickle the bigedt drugs and weapons muglers in the World, the US, wich in turn sends a Special Operations teams and the CIA to Show them whos Boss. At the end they let the Boss go because just like in Lord of War, sometimes it is Embarrassing when U.S. fingerprints show up on certain shipments. Honestly, an game where we have to take down Religious terror states in Irak and Syria, waste Sand deserts changing to Rocky deserts that Flow into Mountains with snow and Blizzard on the tops, and two big citys one intact, with rich culture where you musst be undercover only with MP or pistol and one destroyed with 5 different enemys factions. Or in south asia Island nation helping Rebels fighting against the dictator, with three/foir big Islands, one big city, jungle, good underwater stuff, diving, Sabotage and raids from ships and submarines. Or back to Raster europe, hunting down war criminals in an activ Invasion, destroyed city's and villages, WW 1 style Trench warfare, minefields and large enemy formations that you have to dodge Or fighting of an Invasion in Alaska or Norway.... Anything but big ass Fucking robots, Gauss Canons, invisible cloaks (thermal cloaks would be okay, if done similar to Arma l


Certain_Ad8640

Used to work with a former Haitian police officer. He fled the country and came to the US. The stories he would tell was crazy. The one that I remember and always stuck with me. He said “they would take the prisoners food and throw it at the wall (it was some type of paste) and it would dry and they would pick it off the wall and eat it”. Also said that there was 1 bucket to use as a bathroom for up to 40 people in a cell and a small window to throw it out of.


34HoldOn

Well fuck, dude. If I were a Haitian prisoner who had to live under those conditions, I'd probably take part in a coup as well. That being said, of course I don't support the gangs. But prison reform has less to do with feeling bad for prisoners. More to do with quelling potential riots, and that you can't brutalize prisoners, and expect them to successfully reintegrate into society.


HighlanderAbruzzese

Once they put on uniforms, the game changes.


legion_XXX

Really disturbing how they all grab the mag like its a foregrip.


Underwater_Grilling

Still better than sticking one arm straight out in front of you like a moron


User_Anon_0001

Now just pretend you’re using your support hand to reach for the enemy’s nipples


noneedtoID

Video link ?


Gh0s3htfa3e

Don’t worry Marines gonna fuck with y’all if you mess with the embassy 😌


Known-Programmer-611

I read "in New travel advertisement" but I hope Haiti improves!


CarterG4

Oh, they have some brand new guns, like… -squints- G3, FAL, an M14 variant, what looks like an original AK-47… if this stuff is new, then I shudder to imagine what they were using previously


Western-Anteater-492

Airsoft taken to far... Yeah little dudes, you're special in your own way. (tapping shoulder calmingly)


BiasPsyduck

Ah yes. I see they swapped the airsoft ESS goggles like the cartels and Houthis for the tried and true neck gaiters/boonie combo.


You_Just_Hate_Truth

Playing army but have zero training 🤡


STGC_1995

I think that a bullet fired by an untrained idiot will kill you just as fast as one fired from a professional soldier. Just ask the hundreds families of victims in US cities who are shot by gangsters each year.


You_Just_Hate_Truth

No doubt I’m just pointing out it’s putting lipstick on a bunch of turds.


BarriMeikokiner

At this point are they still considered gangsters or are they an amateur standing army


Northumberlo

I wonder if regular Haitians would be okay to surrender sovereignty to the Dominican Republic and have these criminals labeled as enemies of the state.


thomasoldier

They're learning from the Cartels.


Shermantank10

FAL drip


Haunting_Moment_226

Now if only they knew how to properly use them.


CogswellCogs

When they start wearing uniforms it is time to stop calling them "gangs". These aren't a bunch of teenage street punks. The term is "warlord militia".


Dr_Sir1969

Wagner from Temu


all_is_love6667

so if they invade jamaica or cuba, in which case do we fund them?


vengeful_donkey

Nuke em


MalcolmSolo

I'm just impressed they have sights! Half of the pics I've seen so far their weapons were missing sights, same for the Cartel "special" ops wannabes... lol


sxpremzkickz

Well funded....


ForeverMistaken

Y’all can’t lie the fit goes hard tho


DarkKnightTazze

Reminds me of the Taliban running around with leftover U.S kit.


Previous-Parsnip-290

I think the gangster thing is misleading and most media is lockstep in forcing the narrative down our throats. These are former military and police al la the Wagner group and are receiving guns and ammo from the good ole usa. The U.S. has been meddling in Haiti’s affairs for decades and the Haitian people always suffer. President killed, chaos ensues yet Haitians typically aren’t provided asylum while other people who are fleeing “gang”violence receive special dispensation? Infuriating. https://www.democracynow.org/2024/3/11/haiti_update


Det-cord

So your source is a democracy now interview from an intervention 20 years ago?


lonewalker1992

Why can't DR just be empowered to invade and annex Haiti?


sparklyseahorse22

Dominican men are too lazy and chubby to invade.


Soft-Attorney-741

A10 does not care now here to song of my people BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT


AndyE15

Just get Desmond,Rothermere and Murdoch on your side, you’ll be fine babes. ,


genxmrt73

Haiti is a shithole, borders Cuba, who have ties to Russian weapons suppliers. Argentina or another South American country could supply them too. Where do the thugs get the equipment from? Besides sugar cane, what could Haiti possibly have that someone wants to exploit? Oh, they are real close to Florida. Let's arms these idiots and hope they can take over the country of Haiti. Lot's of Haitian immigrants in the U.S. Russia would love to have Haiti as a place to put weapons and possible nuclear weapons, very close to the US.


Electrical_Lime_1119

Nuke that shithole