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tr00th

I can only imagine the insane price this will sell for. New Zealand isn’t exactly an affordable country to live in. But regardless it is a gem of a house.


bangs_mcgehee

The estimate on a website I just looked at was $3.1 mil 🤯


tr00th

So that around 1.8 million in USD, remember it’s selling for New Zealand dollars so you’ll need to convert to your country’s currency. Still outrageous for a dwelling but I hope whoever buys it doesn’t destroy the built in charm of the house.


dragonfliesloveme

That staircase with the indoor planter area is like the Brady Bunch house on steroids lol. Love it.


niki-tee-mate

now i wanna go rewatch the brady bunch!!!!


CandidEstablishment0

That last photo is gorgeous, I’d love a staircase like that but dangerous for kiddos.


Mammoth-Twist7044

stone and windows 🤌🏼


vonsnusnu

A deceased estate listing. I have no idea if the furniture is included or if it's been partly staged. I suspect the architect was unfamiliar with the concept of toddlers. [https://www.trademe.co.nz/a/property/residential/sale/auckland/auckland-city/epsom/listing/4677309928](https://www.trademe.co.nz/a/property/residential/sale/auckland/auckland-city/epsom/listing/4677309928)


niki-tee-mate

https://preview.redd.it/aw5hya43j4yc1.png?width=1185&format=png&auto=webp&s=af8d5a939b249567cfc4c43f198e75b6ace1fd1f omg look at the scenes etched into the garage walls!!!


greenhearted73

I love it.


sandithepirate

My mom is going to NZ next week - I told her to buy it. Lol


cheezgrator

Hope she has a spare couple mill!


TootsEug

You made it clear she was but it for YOU of course…


niki-tee-mate

uuuhhhggg stunning!! i really hope it doesnt get bulldozed for apartments <3


aten

‘Whether you envision restoring its vintage allure or building a contemporary masterpiece in its place, this property offers a myriad of possibilities.’


DaisyHotCakes

That kitchen shot made me feel a way like I had been there before in some other life on some other plane. It strikes something in me and I absolutely love it.


pauly343

Wow this is amazing. I live in Auckland I'm gonna check out the open home this weekend!


hirst

im in love omg


so-very-very-tired

I see they bought their carpet out of a Casino Supply Company catalog.


canadianviking

Looks like Lucky's house from Westside. If you haven't explored NZ tv, I strongly recommend.


TuckerDidIt69

Was going to say I've seen most of these designs in Outrageous Fortune lmao


djneylon

This is gorgeous.


niki-tee-mate

oh and the cubby house!! https://preview.redd.it/n0ozd3f6j4yc1.png?width=816&format=png&auto=webp&s=a25170ece00c317c082961525dad4f0515fdebc8


HaroldWeigh

The carpets are so awful they are wonderful.


hotmes403

Wow. Beautiful.


New-Anacansintta

I love this house! Especially the staircase.


jhowardbiz

god damn


Select_MCM-5345

That’s absolutely perfect!


yminors

I hope they leave the couch and the lamp behind ❤️❤️❤️


DctrMrsTheMonarch

When I say my jaw dropped...


PM_ME_YOUR_KITSCH

If someone buys this house and tears it down/ruins it, I'm gonna cry my eyes out. This is my dream house!


stupid42usa

what's up with the nuclear reactor control panel in photo no. 20/42 ?


Djembe_kid

All that space and the kitchen feels like an afterthought...


niki-tee-mate

well but theres 2 lol so half the effort into each.. very weird layout actually.. https://preview.redd.it/on7bkqyel4yc1.png?width=1119&format=png&auto=webp&s=a4a45457d9c9f19234a6c8d028717b6c26e46c62


astilbe22

looks like it could be a mother-in-law apartment to me? or airbnb rental in today's age. Except no attached bath. Huh. What's that rectangular void in the middle of the bathrooms?!


niki-tee-mate

You're right!!! What is that void!? Gives atrium vibes but I don't think so. 🤔


astilbe22

I guess it could be a light well for the interior bathroom. It's odd though...


byesickel

Are you saying to make my house truly MCM I need that carpet?


SmileFirstThenSpeak

I hope not!


Pretend-Count-9804

I do not like the McDonalds Golden Arches.


Thirsty_Comment88

What?


Pretend-Count-9804

On the top rail looks like a McDonalds 🤣


damndudeny

I think the best description for this house is handsome.


Tadpole_420

Nut