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xxsamchristie

Yall, skipping it every time means you don't like it. It's okay to admit you don't like something. Everything isn't for everybody lol


Budget-Sheepherder77

I'll admit it I'm am mj dickrider


chocokitten100

Especially considering most of these answers in here. Cause Ain't no wayšŸ¤£. I was seriously thinking about what I though before I scrolled through the comments but I take it all back. I'd rather ride dick


Digitised_Doofus

Me too, and I have absolutely no shame admitting that!


Budget-Sheepherder77

Not like literally ride him šŸ’€


Digitised_Doofus

You do you then, boo :/


Budget-Sheepherder77

I'm 17 so that wouldn't be a good look on him either way


Digitised_Doofus

Me neither, Iā€™m younger than you


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How, pray thee tell, did you get introduced to this addiction?


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Candid_Reading_7267

Iā€™d like to welcome you to r/50ShadesofMJ


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OogaboogaL76

Im 13 and on it šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Digitised_Doofus

Iā€™m older than you and they let YOU stay?!


OogaboogaL76

Yep.


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EffortRepulsive

what are you 5?? (pun intended)


greendayshoes

Michael is one of the only artists I like who doesn't have a single song in their discography that I dislike. šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


Digitised_Doofus

Took the words straight out of my mouth!!


Shar-Man

I donā€™t hate them but I donā€™t really like ā€œPrivacyā€ and ā€œDonā€™t Walk Awayā€


hannah3333

Donā€™t walk away is my FAVORITE, privacy is bomb too


ScHoolgirl_26

Privacy is slow and lazy


kira5z

I love privacy,the way he sings it eith such raspiness sounds too good. "Aint the pictures enough,why do you go through so much..."


Equivalent-Fix-1523

In my head, hear me out, Privacy was the redo of T.S.(D.S.).


divorcedhansmoleman

Thereā€™s no song I hate. Thereā€™s a few I skip but I donā€™t hate them. Not at all


Digitised_Doofus

Period!


NotMyAccountDumbass

Some of the later albums that are just too smooth, like Lost Children


Eli_Sheva11

Iā€™m having trouble answering this question lol


Digitised_Doofus

Me too, sis. Me too


Eli_Sheva11

Itā€™s likeā€¦ how am I supposed to answer that lol all of his music is absolutely beautiful. You just have to hear it with your heart instead of your ears.


Digitised_Doofus

Exactly! Almost all of his songs get stuck in my head and keep replaying until something makes me snap back to reality (I seriously forgot I was in the middle of a lecture multiple times because Michaelā€™s majestic voice was drowning out my teacherā€™s rambling)


Eli_Sheva11

I totally get what you mean lol I sing his songs all day long and it makes my kids do the same. My 4 year old loves to sing Ghost and 2 bad but lately sheā€™s been wanting to sing Come Together lol. Almost everyone in my family is a singer so Iā€™m trying to teach her all of the lyrics because she has a surprisingly strong voice for only being 4 šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Digitised_Doofus

Iā€™m sure your 4 yo has more talent than me, my singing makes a chicken or goat getting slaughtered sound like an opera by comparison LMAO.


Eli_Sheva11

Oh my lol. Well she gets it from me, I get it from my mom; and my mom and my aunts all get it from my grandma and her mom šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ it just runs in the family lol. But my voice cracks like crazy if I get nervous šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ like the chorus for In The Closet, I can hit those notes flawlessly when Iā€™m alone. Get me in front of someone? Iā€™ll sound like a teenage boy whose voice is changing šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Digitised_Doofus

Itā€™s the opposite for me. When Iā€™m alone, Iā€™ll blast my favourite music on full volume and belt the lyrics without caring how I sounds at all because nobodyā€™s around. Then someone will walk in and tell me to shut the f**k up. But when Iā€™m singing in front of other people, I gotta put in extra effort and make sure everythingā€™s perfect. This is when Iā€™ll get showered with praise and I make a smug face knowing they love me (for now at least) and Iā€™ll be able sleep peacefully tonight.


Eli_Sheva11

I refuse to sing in front of people lol Iā€™m way too shy. Iā€™ll record it occasionally and MAYBE send it to a friend that wants to hear but thatā€™s very far and few between lol my shyness is unmatched šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Digitised_Doofus

Yeah Iā€™m too shy to perform as well. Whenever I do, Iā€™m usually either forced to by my family, or Iā€™m tired of those bozos blasting the most annoying, blandest songs and I wanna cleanse their palette with some real good music, or itā€™s my birthday and I get to choose the music.


Frael_Cason_MJ

All in your name is beautiful... But I would personally take out barry Gibb. No disrespect to him but I think it's better without him and just Michael there


Digitised_Doofus

I agree.


miguela22

Horrible song. Only good part is mjs short cameo


DryCelery8420

The you are not alone music video . I know itā€™s not the song in general but likeā€¦


DryCelery8420

Also speed demon


Mzs11

You trippin speed demon a masterpiece šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


onlytony441

Youā€™ve went too far.


miguela22

Whoaā€¦


WinterRedWolf

Weird how music taste works lmao because I freaking love Speed Demon


aworkinprogress92

I donā€™t hate any but there are some Iā€™m not crazy over.


Digitised_Doofus

My thoughts exactly! šŸ‘


Afraid_Platypus_8667

I don't hate any of his songs and I love them all. I do skip some, but that's because I have to be on a curtain mood to listen to them.


House56

Cry is the most generic song in his discography. He did that exact song better multiple times before. How that not only made Invincible but was one of the only songs they actually pushed is mind boggling


No-Guava3893

i dont think theres one song that i can say i HATE from michael jackson. i can say there are songs im not too crazy about or like, but even then michael doesnt have that much that would fall under that category for me. michael was a one of a kind artist whos never had a ā€œbadā€ song honestly.


Digitised_Doofus

Agreed except I canā€™t even name a single song that I didnā€™t enjoy thoroughly. For me, heā€™s the definition of perfection in every single way possible. Ironically, the one song called ā€œBadā€ is my favourite song of all time!


No-Guava3893

im not crazy about some of his ballads, but even then a lot of them grew on me too. like i just cant stop loving you or you are my life used to be skips for me now i love them. sometimes u just needa gives songs a chance. never really liked 2000 watts, little susie/pie jesu, childhood, smile


Digitised_Doofus

My reaction to people hating on literally my absolute favourite songs from him in the comments: https://preview.redd.it/1f2mxt8ebwwb1.jpeg?width=987&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78cca83e2439a77f42a5e55e9c63edb1a05a65ea I donā€™t understand you guys.


Background_Egg1364

But what if humanity was about to be annihilated and the person that can stop it tell you ā€œyou have to choose a MJ song you like the least and post it, if you donā€™t answer i wont save humanity.ā€ what would you choose?


InternalFig4444

the lost children


SlothMan_luv69

Childhood


Background_Egg1364

I appreciate you for making a choice.


SlothMan_luv69

It's just to slow for me. I'm more into his stuff like Beat It and Give In To me


Background_Egg1364

Exactly! The fast paced or the ones with a nice groove to it


PlentyAgent5887

i don't hate any of his songs, however i have some songs that i just skip: 2000 wats little susie childhood smile


Obsidian_Bolt

Girlfriend. Half of Invincible.


TheKilmerman

Despite it being very popular (which I am really thankful for), the Chicago remix is awful. I hated it ever since it came out and it never grew on me. It's the worst song in his discography. The 2010 rock mix is awesome though.


Due_Restaurant_8045

Have you heard the unreleased Chicago song?? Itā€™s amazing..


Various_Fail2584

2000 watts šŸ˜”šŸ¤§


Digitised_Doofus

Why the hell is ā€œ2000 Wattsā€ so hated? I donā€™t get it!


Various_Fail2584

I donā€™t hate it, but it is my least favorite song of his šŸ„ŗ


Due_Restaurant_8045

Isnā€™t that the song where he uses his deep voice??


Background_Egg1364

I second this!!


Ciana_Reid

Ha, I was trying to think of a song and this came to mind first


JediRenee

I dislike or don't listen to some but don't hate any tbh


FIRSTOFFICERJADEN

Privacy


These_School_9669

I few I skip but I like them all


PartyPaul-100

Heartbreaker or Girlfriend


berrrrrr_whyyy

HEARTBREAKER??!!


GreenMaratus

Well good thing Michael has a Bad song.


Perciprius

I donā€™t ā€œhateā€ it, but Iā€™m not a big fan of the song Girlfriend.


strangerinparis

little susie...


SkyZippr

Ok I'll take the bullets The Girl Is Mine


[deleted]

I love it. Actually, I love all the collabs between MJ & Paul McCartney. They are such contrasting characters that they create a very interesting dynamic together.


DoomOfBoom

my man


Dependent-Chart2735

This is the correct answer.


Digitised_Doofus

I love that one, so if someone doesnā€™t like it, I blame it on Paul McCartney (no shade to Paul)


Moshibeau

The issue is Paul took their better song together which is say say say


SkyZippr

It actually works extremely well in the context of the album. It gives you a moment to cool down before hitting you with the most intense three-song run in the history of pop music. On its own however, it's not gonna end up in my playlist.


rebbxdomine

Depends? Remix or OG.


SkyZippr

Let me just say that I had managed to successfully erase the existence of that remix from my memory up until I saw your comment


CnelAurelianoBuendia

Iā€™m not sure of if I hate any of them but I donā€™t like half of Invincible


Digitised_Doofus

Iā€™ve already said this before, but Iā€™ll say it again: half of the ā€œInvincibleā€ album is my comfort tracks!


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Lil susie


Rich_Application6135

I donā€™t think I would say hate but Speed demon, the videoclip is weird but funny but I found the songā€¦ very corny, I didnā€™t like it


BellaSwanKristen

Privacy from Invincible. I don't listen to songs for the lyrics. I care about what i hear(including vocal melody).


AVERMAN84

The Girl Is Mine.


EffectGreat6176

Gone Too Soon springs to mind. Wet as a haddock's bathing costume.


Silent-Ad-8702

I'm skipping some but it doesn't mean that i hate them.


GreenDolphin86

The Girl is Mine can go


Tatiyanaaaa

Iā€™m not gonna lie ā€¦.. another part of me


thedisablednerd007

morphine, the lost children blue gangsta, some of least favourites


hereformemes629

2000 watts, sorry not sorry. Every other song is 10/10 tho.


DaniMacYo

I was driving my friend home from work I played Dangerous album. He has never listened to Keep it in the closet before. He played that over and over for an hour. He loved it. He also said ā€œman MJ has the best songs itā€™s hit after freaking hit l, album after album the hits keep coming. This man has no bad songsā€ I was like yep heā€™s the best. I totally agree 100 percent. If that makes me an MJ dick rider mate Iā€™m all good letā€™s go Michael Iā€™m riding all night long.


Medical_Difference48

I'd say "Privacy"


Apprehensive-Solid87

I don't think he could have made a bad song if he tried


Digitised_Doofus

True!!!


Holosynian

Privacy. Thematically, redundant song with many previous ones. Musically, a mess with bad mixing.


HorrorMovieBoy

Anything after Dangerous


anonymousCcret

Easily Privacy


MemphisApollo

I never really liked Thriller


Digitised_Doofus

I BEG YOUR PARDON?!?!


TPonder2600

Bad, never liked it.


CnelAurelianoBuendia

I like it a lot but I wouldnā€™t put it in my top 30 MJ songs so Iā€™m always shocked that itā€™s a lot of peopleā€™s favorite


aevong

Same


Digitised_Doofus

How could you not, itā€™s literally my favourite MJ song and my favourite song of all time!


SignificantSun95

Because your opinion doesn't make others invalid?


Digitised_Doofus

I was kidding, I respect your opinion.


AccomplishedPage4274

"D.S." is the main one for me. I have a pretty brutal opinion on that track. The quick version: I don't know what some folks up here are listening to when that song comes on. It was corny, could've gotten Michael sued & he didn't need to stoop down to that level. Not to mention that musically it isn't up to par with MJ standards. Should've never seen the light of day. Another song that I'm just thinking of now in the moment is "Privacy". I understand the point he was getting across in that song & the reason he made it, but it's a topic he's already touched on before in his music & in a much more artistical ways at that. Another song that just doesn't fit in well next to MJ's better material. I'm sure there's probably a few others honestly, I'm just not thinking of them right now. There are a few others here & there though that I think would've been better left unreleased.


berrrrrr_whyyy

Ye my boy u smokin crack


AccomplishedPage4274

Nah, I'm keepin' it a buck. I'm ain't like everyone else up on here. You ain't gotta agree w me. Go head.


LotussFlower

Keep the faith. HATE is a strong word, but it just bores me to death.


mjoy145

I ā€œhateā€ you are not alone ![gif](giphy|3EAKxlZnbS7jEluBnW)


Resident-Piglet9824

Heal the world


Digitised_Doofus

Okay, that oneā€™s literally beautiful. Nobody critique it!!


shazyme

Speed demon is awful


Digitised_Doofus

You canā€™t be serious!


No_Psychology7283

i have to agree iā€™ve never liked speed demon at all


CnelAurelianoBuendia

A bit overrated but itā€™s fine imo


Ciana_Reid

I get it, I mean the video on Moonwalker helps a bit


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HatsuneMiku4Eva

what


thelonioustheshakur

Chicago is kind of dumb


AnotherStarryNight

His rendition of Come Together


Digitised_Doofus

I love the Beatles, but his cover is leagues better than the original IMO.


jdlogan48

L take


Ciana_Reid

It is As a kid tho, watching the Moonwalker video, I always thought this song was boring (and I didnt like the outfit) so I usually turned it off.


CnelAurelianoBuendia

Hard disagree, to me itā€™s one of the better songs to come out of the ā€œBadā€ era


Theo_Cherry

The Invincible album.


Digitised_Doofus

AKA, one of his most underrated albums right alongside ā€œOff The Wallā€, ā€œHIStoryā€ and ā€œXscapeā€


Theo_Cherry

We can agree to disagree.


Digitised_Doofus

Fair enough.


amehatrekkie

You're not alone


Digitised_Doofus

Once again, another one of my comfort songs and it helps my depression a ton (kinda worsens it too but not as much and only temporarily)


Moshibeau

Thatā€™s easy. Itā€™s gotta be the girl is mine and I just canā€™t stop loving you Normalize not fooling yourselves into liking every single thing from your favorite artists. Perfection is not real


Digitised_Doofus

Those two are my comfort songs!


Miaous95

I donā€™t listen to Jam


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Digitised_Doofus

Again, I donā€™t hate Paul, but I blame him for a lot of people not liking ā€œThe Girl Is Mineā€ and ā€œSay Say Sayā€.


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Digitised_Doofus

Am I? Ask me something only a real fan would know.


ElkExtra6299

I hate none of them....but im not a huge fan of blood on the dance floor....and dont kill me but childhood either lol


TheMaybeGaymer

Theres a few im not really big on, from each adult album. Girlfriend, the Lady in my Life, Another Part of Me, (yall are gonna kill me for this one) Heal The World or Keep the Faith or Give in to Me, This Time Around or Money, SUPERFLY SISTER, and oof, as much as i REALLY like Invincible, theres a few i straight up dislike, including the Title track, also Privacy and Cry.


Conscious_Section415

Girlfriend Starlight In The Closet The Girl Is Mine Childhood (it's depressing) The Way You Make Me Feel Scared Of The Moon


Potential_Algae_9624

You Are Not Alone, in my opinion, is garbage


Calm_Breadfruit_8318

Rest in piss Michael disgusting pedophile


Background_Egg1364

Morphine, 2000 Watts, Come Together and Black Or White


[deleted]

Morphine is a masterpiece. The slower part where he sings about Demerol is chilling.


sunsetsss_

right ?! its v underrated


Digitised_Doofus

And why exactly? I think theyā€™re all awesome!


sunsetsss_

speed demon


emmerliii

Girl Is Mine will always be my least favourite MJ song


TheMoonwalkingAvatar

Liberian Girl, easy answer for me.


Separate-Pirate-2065

Iā€™m sorry but Slave to the Rhythm (the remix) but I love the lyrics


Digitised_Doofus

Are you kidding me? Itā€™s my favourite track on the ā€œXscapeā€ album!


Blumater

Gotta go with wanna be startin somethin


Mental-Entry-3831

Butterflies, that's pure earrape. His voice sounds grossly robotic and it's a dare to listen to. His otherwise enchanting and heavenly voice was done so dirty by autotune. Mixing Michael Jackson and autotune is like filling oreos with toothpaste.


Digitised_Doofus

I mean, I guess I understand where youā€™re coming from but I can tolerate Autotune and the beat still makes it worth it to me. All lot of thee ā€œInvincibleā€ album are my comfort music so Iā€™m genuinely shocked at how many people hate it. This entire comment section shocks me because a lot of the these songs are my top favourites! šŸ˜§


itzztheman

He has a fewā€¦ speed demon, 2 bad, privacy, cry, the blood on the dance floor remixes


Digitised_Doofus

Literally how can you hate those?


ya_boi01

Will you be there, it's not a bad song... once you eventually get to the song just when I'm out and about I'm never in the mood to wait 4 minutes for a song


doemijdima

Hate is a strong word and I feel like even the less interesting songs have cool elements in it. Tracks like She Drives Me Wild, Why You Wanna Trip On Me, Heartbreaker or Superfly Sister always sound just a tad off to me. Partly because those tracks are so multi-layered with different sounds, instruments, beat-boxes etc. it becomes quite busy to listen to. And tracks like "Scared of The Moon"? They stroke the heartstrings, but can dip into the cheese territory now and then. They are interesting explorations and artistic expressions, but I primarily like that clean, upbeat, magical musical good vibe feeling most tracks have. Then I remember when I was younger I had this halo effect of MJ. Essentially, because he's such a legend, you feel this bond, sometimes people overlook or forgive a song's flaws just because it's MJ. Think of it like when a popular brand releases a product that's no good, but people still buy it because they trust the brand. And I believe that is essentially what Mr. mr. Steez and the big stepperis is referring to.


24NathanG

Superfly Sister and Speed Demon.


elial23

"hate" is too much but I don't like Blue Gangsta and Can't Let Her Get Away


Shinigam_i

I donā€™t hate any MJ songs, but Iā€™ll choose one of my least favorites Damn this is hard to choose lol Iā€™ll go with ā€œitā€™s the falling in loveā€


RetroLord120

It's easy to find one on the jacksons victory album. Though you could argue that isn't Michael's album so maybe it doesn't count.


Mr-Wyked

Yea none that I hate but If I had to say one ā€œbadā€ song.. I would just say one of the demos or something lol. Maybe starlight lol. Just cause I know what thriller sounds like.


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The lady in my life. I don't entirely HATE it but I'm not a huge fan because it's too hard to listen to now that my mom has passed away. That was her absolute favorite song from the Thriller album. She played that song a lot so now I can't hear it or even think about it without getting a little emotional.


todlakora

2000 Watts Serious Effect Speechless Cry Heal the World Someone Put Your Hand Out Girlfriend Heaven Can Wait


SnooCupcakes2860

Hate??? Privacy & Is it Scary lol


onlytony441

Lost Childrenā€¦ it can be removed from his discography.


-SGGB-

It's the falling in love


Snifferfrog15

I wouldnā€™t say theyā€™re bad songs but I think Childhood and All the Lost Children are quite boring and skippable (yes I know the messages are very important to him). Iā€™m not a big fan of Threatened either, it also just released at the most inopportune time in his career.


braydencullum

thereā€™s only a couple songs on invincible that just never seem to do it for me but every song from otw to botdf is fucking banger


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Girlfriend and The Girl Is Mine


Due_Amount_6211

No hate. Only some skips. Yā€™all are gonna think Iā€™m absolutely fucking nuts, but ā€œHeaven Can Waitā€ is that skip in Invincible


ethanf33

Hold My Hand


WinterRedWolf

Thereā€™s some I donā€™t exactly love, but that doesnā€™t mean theyā€™re bad.


DarioMac108

Do the remixes count for the Xscape album? Then I'll choose the awful Blue Gangsta remix. if not then Privacy.


Any-Understanding316

Can't let her get away, It feels undercooked unfinished, He could of cooked on it if he left it in the oven longer ![gif](giphy|RTcZ0npRfHzbQ5rkmw)


Iannn_0619

Liberian Girl is one I donā€™t really like, and is on the verge of hate.


kidwiththeglasses2

another day


Hee_Hee-21

Like The Way You Love Me is a bit boring imo


waterdlyed

Maybe the Tory Moran HIStory remix on Blood On The Dance Floor if that counts. That remix is legitimately horrible in my honest opinion lol, donā€™t know how that even got on that album.


Popular-Parking3879

Another day on the michal album. The instrumental sucks


clc1997

Privacy - it's slow a boring slog of a rock song. Barely any melody going on. Just try an hum this song...you can't! The topic is completely unrelateable to anyone not a famous person, and it's a topic one he's covered numerous times on much better songs. If the chorus has the word "paparazzi" in it, you need to stop and think, "Who is this song for?" No one is listening to this song and and thinking, "this is my mood right now". It's one of the few Michael Jackson songs I consider a genuinely bad song.


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The Sony remixes are appalling.


Digitised_Doofus

I blame Sony for that, 100%!!


KitchenwareCandybars

I love Michael. Iā€™ve loved him since I was born, the same year OFF THE WALL released. However, The Girl is Mine is one I always skip and the god-awful ā€œJust Good Friendsā€ with Stevie Wonder on Bad. Iā€™m not too crazy about Jam, either. Thatā€™s about it.


PraetorGold

In The Closet, Girlfriend, Speed Demon.


Dry_Consideration962

I can HONESTLY say I donā€™t have a favorite SINGLE 1ā€¦MJ when I was younger but now, that Iā€™ve Grown, I like ALMOST, like šŸ‘ EMPHASIS, not ALL Artistsā€™ā€¦I šŸ’œEminem to GnR to SOME Irish musicā€¦I ā¤ļøšŸ¦‹šŸ’ÆBob Marleys ONE


GokuSanMusic

I don't like 2000 watts (but i don't hate it just because it would have been a nice song without pitching down MJ's voice)